[13sldr]

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM. He sat
Down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man
On a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...

[Death_Maniac]

OMG!! That was a good one!! Post some more so I can read them!!
(im a blonde... )