Ask Me Help Desk

Ask Me Help Desk (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum.php)
-   Jokes (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forumdisplay.php?f=385)
-   -   Funny blonde joke, no offence (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/showthread.php?t=176338)

  • Jan 24, 2008, 06:38 PM
    13sldr
    Funny blonde joke, no offence
    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM. He sat
    Down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
    PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man
    On a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
    news and so I knew he would jump."

    The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
    Bob took the money...
  • Jan 25, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Death_Maniac
    OMG!! That was a good one!! Post some more so I can read them!!
    (im a blonde... )

  • All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:21 PM.