Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
    startover22's Avatar
    startover22 Posts: 2,758, Reputation: 363
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1

    Dec 14, 2007, 08:35 AM
    A small list!
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $ 200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

    In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    CaptainRich's Avatar
    CaptainRich Posts: 4,492, Reputation: 537
    Cars & Trucks Expert
    		  
    #2

    Dec 14, 2007, 08:43 AM
    R O F L M A O!!
    Emland's Avatar
    Emland Posts: 2,468, Reputation: 496
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #3

    Dec 14, 2007, 08:54 AM
    Thanks for the smile
    fourball's Avatar
    fourball Posts: 6, Reputation: 1
    New Member
    		  
    #4

    Jan 11, 2008, 09:28 AM
    Yeah, Thanks, those were nice
    friend4u178's Avatar
    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #5

    Jan 11, 2008, 03:07 PM
    LOL... yes very good
    HistorianChick's Avatar
    HistorianChick Posts: 2,556, Reputation: 825
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #6

    Jan 11, 2008, 03:15 PM
    I know a few Slinky's myself!! :) Awesome list!
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search

Add your answer here.


Check out some similar questions!

The List [ 2 Answers ]

Hello! First of all I just have to tell you that I'm a huge fan of the hit television show "Felicity". I watch every single episode that airs. There's this episode in the second season called "The List" where towards the end, Felicity breaks up with Ben and tells him that she can't be with him...

List 2 organisms [ 1 Answers ]

List 2 organisms in the tropical rainforest that illustrates commensalism.:(

List your. [ 3 Answers ]

List some of the things you've started conversations with, other than, What's your favorite song/band/color.

View more questions Search