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    Oct 21, 2007, 01:39 PM
    Chinese Wedding Night
    A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
    Told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding
    Night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in
    The darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
    "My darring,"he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you
    berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
    anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says,
    Trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress
    Her.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting Ihave heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
    Tone he asks her...

    "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable?"
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    Oct 21, 2007, 10:10 PM
    Haaa! Good one!
    Did you hear about the Jewish guy and the Chinese girl that had a son? They named him Cha Ching.
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    #3

    Oct 21, 2007, 11:05 PM
    LOL :-) Very funny homegirl
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    #4

    Oct 22, 2007, 02:10 AM
    It's OK, Hahahaa:D
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    #5

    Oct 22, 2007, 04:35 AM
    Good One :)
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    #6

    Oct 22, 2007, 05:23 AM
    Its funny, but I dun really get it :s
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    #7

    Oct 22, 2007, 06:16 AM
    LMAO... oh geeze!
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    Oct 22, 2007, 06:23 AM
    LMAO! That's great! This thread always cheers me up!

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