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    Sep 8, 2011, 02:58 PM
    Caption contest
    This photo of Ron Paul and Rick Perry was snapped during a break in the debate last night (some Ron Paul fans think Perry assaulted him), so how about a caption contest?



    Keep it clean. Winner gets a date with excon.
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    Sep 8, 2011, 02:59 PM
    No hitting below the belt or you get a date with excon.
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    Sep 8, 2011, 03:05 PM
    "How many fingers am I holding up?"
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    Sep 8, 2011, 03:07 PM
    I told you I would make you Secretary of the Treasury, but you promised not to bring up the fact Al Gore and I are best friends.
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    Sep 8, 2011, 03:13 PM
    "Now, I NEVER want to see you wearing the same suit as me again!"
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    #6

    Sep 8, 2011, 03:29 PM
    It's important you don't tell them the truth
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    #7

    Sep 8, 2011, 04:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Hi Doc, would you look at this thing on my finger??
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    Sep 8, 2011, 05:10 PM
    This State isn't big enough for the 2 of us.
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    #9

    Sep 8, 2011, 05:13 PM
    Pull my finger
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    #10

    Sep 8, 2011, 05:28 PM
    A silver dime for your thoughts
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    #11

    Sep 8, 2011, 06:24 PM
    You won't get away with that on this podium!
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    #12

    Sep 8, 2011, 08:03 PM
    Pass gas ONE MORE time...
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    #13

    Sep 9, 2011, 01:59 AM
    Your face looks like someone 'treated you ugly'.
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    Sep 9, 2011, 03:35 AM
    "Ron baby, blow this eyelash off my finger and make a wish."
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    Sep 9, 2011, 03:37 AM
    "That blue tie really brings out your eyes."
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    #16

    Sep 9, 2011, 03:41 AM
    "You're getting verrry sleepy, Ron. Now one, two, three sleep!"
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    Sep 9, 2011, 06:16 AM
    I'll whup you if you don't call off the Ronulan attempt to find out who I slept with.
    Anti-Rick Perry Ad | Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry | Robert Morrow | Mediaite
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    Sep 9, 2011, 06:37 AM
    "You ever back talk me again and I'll give you a wet willy!"
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    Sep 9, 2011, 06:57 AM
    Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?
    Quote Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Don't you DARE tell them about "our" night together..
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    #20

    Sep 9, 2011, 07:25 AM
    "I paid for this microphone"
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