This photo of Ron Paul and Rick Perry was snapped during a break in the debate last night (some Ron Paul fans think Perry assaulted him), so how about a caption contest?

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Keep it clean. Winner gets a date with excon.

No hitting below the belt or you get a date with excon.

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

I told you I would make you Secretary of the Treasury, but you promised not to bring up the fact Al Gore and I are best friends.

"Now, I NEVER want to see you wearing the same suit as me again!"

It's important you don't tell them the truth

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Originally Posted by speechlesstx

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Hi Doc, would you look at this thing on my finger??

This State isn't big enough for the 2 of us.

Pull my finger

A silver dime for your thoughts

You won't get away with that on this podium!

Pass gas ONE MORE time...

Your face looks like someone 'treated you ugly'.

"Ron baby, blow this eyelash off my finger and make a wish."

"That blue tie really brings out your eyes."

"You're getting verrry sleepy, Ron. Now one, two, three sleep!"

I'll whup you if you don't call off the Ronulan attempt to find out who I slept with.
Anti-Rick Perry Ad | Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry | Robert Morrow | Mediaite

"You ever back talk me again and I'll give you a wet willy!"

Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?

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Don't you DARE tell them about "our" night together..

"I paid for this microphone"