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    Jul 11, 2011, 12:56 PM
    Not what I had in mind
    Not a serious question, but couldn't resist sharing a conversation I had with my other half earlier:

    Himself: Can you help me with some S n M stuff?
    Me: How did you want me to help? (Raised eyebrow... )
    Him: Well I know there's all these different things you can do but I'm not sure how...
    Me: Err, what did you have in mind?
    Him: Well I don't like a lot of messing around. Is it easy? Is it fast?
    Me: ( Getting a little puzzled.) Errm... Is what fast..
    Him: You know messaging and stuff.
    Pause.
    Ah MSN...
    :rolleyes:
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    Jul 11, 2011, 03:03 PM

    Thank you for the laugh, QP. :D

    Have you managed to keep a straight face and explain the differences, yet? ;)
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    Jul 11, 2011, 03:25 PM

    Oh lord... I almost peed my pants.
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    Jul 11, 2011, 03:28 PM

    Hilarious! LOVED IT!
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    Jul 12, 2011, 12:59 AM

    He does know really, he has a tendency to drop the odd malapropsim when he's distracted...
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    Jul 12, 2011, 10:47 AM

    Loved it... had thoughts of "All in the family" and Archie Bunker when I read that.
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    Jul 12, 2011, 12:13 PM

    Very funny! I hope he got the hang of it... ermm MSN that is ;)
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    Jul 13, 2011, 08:00 PM

    So did you whip him or not??
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