Not a serious question, but couldn't resist sharing a conversation I had with my other half earlier:

Himself: Can you help me with some S n M stuff?
Me: How did you want me to help? (Raised eyebrow... )
Him: Well I know there's all these different things you can do but I'm not sure how...
Me: Err, what did you have in mind?
Him: Well I don't like a lot of messing around. Is it easy? Is it fast?
Me: ( Getting a little puzzled.) Errm... Is what fast..
Him: You know messaging and stuff.
Pause.
Ah MSN...
:rolleyes:

Thank you for the laugh, QP. :D

Have you managed to keep a straight face and explain the differences, yet? ;)

Oh lord... I almost peed my pants.

Hilarious! LOVED IT!

He does know really, he has a tendency to drop the odd malapropsim when he's distracted...

Loved it... had thoughts of "All in the family" and Archie Bunker when I read that.

Very funny! I hope he got the hang of it... ermm MSN that is ;)

So did you whip him or not??