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    Jan 18, 2011, 10:38 PM
    Do I wang chung tonight?
    Is it the brilliant coruscation of shimmering light that projects swimmingly out of my right nipple or the tenor of a thousand harps reverberating in my pinky toe reigns supreme over mortal thought?
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    Jan 19, 2011, 10:43 AM

    Hmm - maybe you should see a doctor.. ;)
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    Jan 19, 2011, 07:55 PM

    I'm soooo not getting it and I was RIGHT THERE in the 80's:)
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    Jan 19, 2011, 08:16 PM

    How drunk do you have to be for this to make sense?
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    Jan 19, 2011, 09:49 PM

    It makes perfect sense to me.

    The bass drums are booming out of my left armpit!
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    Jan 19, 2011, 09:57 PM

    I was Wang Chunging while I was watching American Idol... I'm now hiding from the men with the white coats!

    Wait... no J is over there... -----> in the living room!

    NO! I'm not J!

    Someone HELP!!

    They're coming to take me away, ho ho... they're coming to take me away, he he!
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    Jan 19, 2011, 10:48 PM

    Oh, I neglected to mention that I wear my sunglasses at night.
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    Jan 19, 2011, 11:05 PM

    Okay, I'm still lost.

    I loved Wang Chung. I went to see Corey Hart in concert! I don't get the OP's post, and I really don't get why it's in Humor and Comedy. If we had a "confusing the masses " forum, that's where I'd put this, or maybe you should just call it "confusing Alty". ;)

    So, what am I missing and am I the only one?

    Someone talk me through this so I'm no longer out of the loop.

    I'll just sit here, smile and nod my head. I guess my ex boyfriend was right, blonde is not a hair color, it's a state of mind. ;)
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    Jan 19, 2011, 11:08 PM

    You just have blonde roots Alty. Your blonde just isn't visible to the general population!

    I haven't a clue what this is about either, I'm just going with the flow.

    Ya know... When a problem comes along you must whip it - Devo...

    I think I'll move this to The Lounge.
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    Jan 19, 2011, 11:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    You just have blonde roots Alty. Your blonde just isn't visible to the general population!

    I haven't a clue what this is about either, I'm just going with the flow.

    Ya know...When a problem comes along you must whip it - Devo...

    I think I'll move this to The Lounge.
    Those roots are grey J, they just look blonde in this light. Does that mean I have light shining out of my hair? I guess it's better than having it shine out of my nipple. :eek:

    Okay, going with the flow. Um... um... okay, the only 80's song that popped into my head is "Like a Virgin" by Madonna. That's so sad. :o
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    Jan 19, 2011, 11:16 PM

    Yeah, that's sad.

    Here's a good link...

    YouTube - Songs Of The 80's Top 40

    OR

    YouTube - Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Don't Do It)

    The second is my FAV!!
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    #12

    Jan 19, 2011, 11:22 PM

    OMG! I'm having flashbacks to dances in the high school gym. I can almost smell the teen sweat and testosterone. Eww, and the gym socks.
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    Jan 20, 2011, 10:12 AM
    I yawp at thee a plethora of superciliousness, in thy face I sling my sonorous slander. The impetuosity of a thousand scorned Hun warriors wells within my mind and has primed the ordnance housed within my pulmonary cavity... Haveat Thee!
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    Jan 20, 2011, 10:20 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Animus View Post
    I yawp at thee a plethora of superciliousness, in thy face I sling my sonorous slander. The impetuosity of a thousand scorned Hun warriors wells within my mind and has primed the ordnance housed within my pulmonary cavity... Haveat Thee!
    Ditto. :D
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    Jan 20, 2011, 10:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ditto. :D
    Does thy tongue take flight from the treacherous chasm whence I bore fruitfully in the morn, or does thy fingers ache with contused abrasions and forestall a bountiful retort?
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    Jan 20, 2011, 10:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Animus View Post
    Does thy tongue take flight from the treacherous chasm whence I bore fruitfully in the morn, or does thy fingers ache with contused abrasions and forestall a bountiful retort?
    Yup... I think. :p
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    #17

    Jan 20, 2011, 10:48 AM

    I should not read this thread at the same time as I am reading Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Even the Monk would have a problem 'believing' this.

    I am just going to go back to the house at Pooh Corner and see if Kanga can make any sense of this. I know better than to ask Rabbit.
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    Jan 20, 2011, 10:52 AM

    But Cat, rabbit is good, rabbit is wise. :)
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    Jan 20, 2011, 11:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    But Cat, rabbit is good, rabbit is wise. :)
    Have you tried getting Rabbit to stand still long enough to ask him anything? Wise he may be, but he is also jumpy and paranoid about a certain bear visiting. :rolleyes:
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    Jan 30, 2011, 07:05 PM

    Wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

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