Is it the brilliant coruscation of shimmering light that projects swimmingly out of my right nipple or the tenor of a thousand harps reverberating in my pinky toe reigns supreme over mortal thought?

Hmm - maybe you should see a doctor.. ;)

I'm soooo not getting it and I was RIGHT THERE in the 80's:)

How drunk do you have to be for this to make sense?

It makes perfect sense to me.

The bass drums are booming out of my left armpit!

I was Wang Chunging while I was watching American Idol... I'm now hiding from the men with the white coats!

Wait... no J is over there... -----> in the living room!

NO! I'm not J!

Someone HELP!!

They're coming to take me away, ho ho... they're coming to take me away, he he!

Oh, I neglected to mention that I wear my sunglasses at night.

Okay, I'm still lost.

I loved Wang Chung. I went to see Corey Hart in concert! I don't get the OP's post, and I really don't get why it's in Humor and Comedy. If we had a "confusing the masses " forum, that's where I'd put this, or maybe you should just call it "confusing Alty". ;)

So, what am I missing and am I the only one?

Someone talk me through this so I'm no longer out of the loop.

I'll just sit here, smile and nod my head. I guess my ex boyfriend was right, blonde is not a hair color, it's a state of mind. ;)

You just have blonde roots Alty. Your blonde just isn't visible to the general population!

I haven't a clue what this is about either, I'm just going with the flow.

Ya know... When a problem comes along you must whip it - Devo...

I think I'll move this to The Lounge.

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You just have blonde roots Alty. Your blonde just isn't visible to the general population!

I haven't a clue what this is about either, I'm just going with the flow.

Ya know...When a problem comes along you must whip it - Devo...

I think I'll move this to The Lounge.

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Those roots are grey J, they just look blonde in this light. Does that mean I have light shining out of my hair? I guess it's better than having it shine out of my nipple. :eek:

Okay, going with the flow. Um... um... okay, the only 80's song that popped into my head is "Like a Virgin" by Madonna. That's so sad. :o

Yeah, that's sad.

Here's a good link...

YouTube - Songs Of The 80's Top 40

OR

YouTube - Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Don't Do It)

The second is my FAV!!

OMG! I'm having flashbacks to dances in the high school gym. I can almost smell the teen sweat and testosterone. Eww, and the gym socks.

I yawp at thee a plethora of superciliousness, in thy face I sling my sonorous slander. The impetuosity of a thousand scorned Hun warriors wells within my mind and has primed the ordnance housed within my pulmonary cavity... Haveat Thee!

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I yawp at thee a plethora of superciliousness, in thy face I sling my sonorous slander. The impetuosity of a thousand scorned Hun warriors wells within my mind and has primed the ordnance housed within my pulmonary cavity... Haveat Thee!

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Ditto. :D

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Ditto. :D

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Does thy tongue take flight from the treacherous chasm whence I bore fruitfully in the morn, or does thy fingers ache with contused abrasions and forestall a bountiful retort?

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Does thy tongue take flight from the treacherous chasm whence I bore fruitfully in the morn, or does thy fingers ache with contused abrasions and forestall a bountiful retort?

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Yup... I think. :p

I should not read this thread at the same time as I am reading Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Even the Monk would have a problem 'believing' this.

I am just going to go back to the house at Pooh Corner and see if Kanga can make any sense of this. I know better than to ask Rabbit.

But Cat, rabbit is good, rabbit is wise. :)

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But Cat, rabbit is good, rabbit is wise. :)

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Have you tried getting Rabbit to stand still long enough to ask him anything? Wise he may be, but he is also jumpy and paranoid about a certain bear visiting. :rolleyes:

Wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!