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    Jul 30, 2010, 02:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Good for him...I can just imagine the conversation at dinner with your in laws, "honey that was a great b... j.. Thanks sweetie and i enjoyed the whip. Could you pass the mashed potato's please?:eek:
    LOL KK! That was really funny.
    I think you know more about these clubs than you let on! You naughty girl.

    HP, thanks for starting this thread. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's response. To answer your original question, no I have never been to one. For some reason, I have always imagined that most of the participants are not that attractive. In my mind's eye I see big fat, sweaty guys and pasty looking anemic women. Stuff nightmares are made of. LOL!
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    #22

    Jul 30, 2010, 04:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just_Another_Lemming View Post
    LOL KK! That was really funny.
    I think you know more about these clubs than you let on! You naughty girl.

    HP, thanks for starting this thread. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's response. To answer your original question, no I have never been to one. For some reason, I have always imagined that most of the participants are not that attractive. In my mind's eye I see big fat, sweaty guys and pasty looking anemic women. Stuff nightmares are made of. LOL!


    I can't imagine even looking.:eek:
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    Aug 2, 2010, 06:48 AM

    @ Just - That's kind of the image I get also of the people that go there, but still... ewwwwwww! LOL
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    Aug 2, 2010, 07:07 AM

    If it's causing this much anxiety, then it's probably best that you don't go.

    When I was single, I went to one of these clubs in New Orleans with some friends. There were people having sex on the stage only. This was in the early 80's, when AIDS was still a mystery. I didn't even want to drink out their glasses, much less join in on the action. No thanks.

    I especially wouldn't want to take the love of my life there. And take the risk of having the smallest penis in the club. She just doesn't need to see THAT. Just sayin'... I don't want to have MPE(Male Penis Envy)

    Signed... the average guy with a questionable ruler.
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    Aug 2, 2010, 07:48 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by jmjoseph View Post
    If it's causing this much anxiety, then it's probably best that you don't go.

    When I was single, I went to one of these clubs in New Orleans with some friends. There were people having sex on the stage only. This was in the early 80's, when AIDS was still a mystery. I didn't even want to drink out their glasses, much less join in on the action. No thanks.

    I especially wouldn't want to take the love of my life there. And take the risk of having the smallest penis in the club. She just doesn't need to see THAT. Just sayin'...I don't want to have MPE(Male Penis Envy)

    Signed...the average guy with a questionable ruler.
    Well JMJ has said it all and more:D :eek:
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    Aug 2, 2010, 08:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by jmjoseph View Post
    Signed...the average guy with a questionable ruler.
    LOL jmj!

    Might I suggest using a ruler that only measures everything in centimeters?:o
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    Aug 2, 2010, 08:33 AM

    Awww!
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    Aug 2, 2010, 11:50 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just_Another_Lemming View Post
    LOL jmj!

    Might I suggest using a ruler that only measures everything in centimeters?:o
    It's nothing to worry about. No need for metric conversion. I've never had any complaints. I just don't want to be in the same room with a guy who actually has a third leg. You know, one of those ones that you could tie a knot in.
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    #29

    Aug 2, 2010, 12:02 PM

    LOL! Glad you cleared that up.;)
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    Aug 2, 2010, 12:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jmjoseph View Post
    It's nothing to worry about. No need for metric conversion. I've never had any complaints. I just don't want to be in the same room with a guy who actually has a third leg. You know, one of those ones that you could tie a knot in.
    I know a person like that LOL. Nuff said! Another reason I wouldn't go to one of those parties.
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    Aug 2, 2010, 01:00 PM

    Know why women have such trouble with measurements?

    Their whole lives, they're told that | | is six inches.
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    #32

    Aug 2, 2010, 01:21 PM

    Lol what's the cover charge at a place like this?
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    #33

    Aug 2, 2010, 01:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by slapshot_oi View Post
    lol what's the cover charge at a place like this?


    There is no cover charge... get it no cover:D

    Sorry couldn't resist.:rolleyes:
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    Aug 3, 2010, 05:55 AM

    Lol Well my sis in law told me that it was like $50
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    Aug 3, 2010, 08:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by HotPotato2009 View Post
    lol Well my sis in law told me that it was like $50
    Who in the world would pay to see someone naked:eek: Spend the fifty dollars on a nice dinner , go home pull the drapes, sit naked and look at each other. Husband and wife. :rolleyes:
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    Aug 3, 2010, 08:43 AM

    I don't know, Kitkat... Sometimes it's nice to window shop, even if you're not buying. ;)
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    #37

    Aug 3, 2010, 08:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Synnen View Post
    I dunno, Kitkat.....Sometimes it's nice to window shop, even if you're not buying. ;)



    :D:D... Kit
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    Aug 3, 2010, 11:32 AM

    @ Synnen - That's the same thing my bro in law saws... "it's nice to window shop, even if your not buying anything"

    @ Kit - But I have to agree with you on that one. $50 could be used for something better than to go see people naked. A bill maybe, in my case lol

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