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    #21

    Dec 17, 2009, 10:49 PM

    That's what I was wondering too JD. It's head seems lots bigger than the lady besides it. Could that mean a bigger brain? Lol!
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    #22

    Dec 17, 2009, 10:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's possible JD. He has a sweet face. I doubt he'd hurt a fly.
    Just as long as he knows he is NOT a lapdog.
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    #23

    Dec 17, 2009, 10:57 PM

    Just look at his face guys.

    He's so cute. Goochie goo!

    Can you imagine what would happen if he decided he wanted to lick you and pinned you down? :eek:
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    #24

    Dec 17, 2009, 10:59 PM

    He's a big cuddle-butt. I just don't think I could handle sharing a bed with something that big.
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    #25

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by altenweg View Post
    just look at his face guys.

    He's so cute. Goochie goo!

    can you imagine what would happen if he decided he wanted to lick you and pinned you down? :eek:







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    #26

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Just look at his face guys.

    He's so cute. Goochie goo!

    Can you imagine what would happen if he decided he wanted to lick you and pinned you down? :eek:
    Hmmm... :confused: That would be fun?
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    #27

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:03 PM

    A few more funnies. I just want to say in advance... I'm sorry. :(


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    #28

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:05 PM

    the last one is too small to read.

    I like the smiling doggy ^_^
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    #29

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:06 PM

    Second one was hilarous! :p

    Third one... :(
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    #30

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:07 PM

    I tried to delete the last one because I realized it was too small. Sadly it's one that I save a while back and I really don't remember what it said.

    You want to kill me now, don't you.

    Unky, they're just mice. ;)
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    #31

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:09 PM
    Okay, I found it.

    The last one says

    "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
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    #32

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:09 PM

    But unky is a mouse. Maybe they were relatives :(
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    #33

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    but unky is a mouse. maybe they were relatives :(
    Oops! I never thought of that.

    I'm sorry Unky. I'm sure that they were bad mice. ;)
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    #34

    Dec 17, 2009, 11:25 PM

    Okay, I'll take it then. :)
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    #35

    Dec 18, 2009, 03:29 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    but unky is a mouse. maybe they were relatives :(
    Nope, those were rats. No relation. Unky's from Mauritius, those are obviously from Washington, DC. You can tell by the way they swarmed the government cheese.
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    #36

    Dec 18, 2009, 08:20 AM

    Lol, OK Cats. Rats are bad, really bad ;)
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    #37

    Dec 18, 2009, 09:52 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    the last one is too small to read.
    _______ is golden, Duct tape ___ _______.
    :)

    Edit: never mind, I missed the answer somehow
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    #38

    Dec 18, 2009, 09:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    _______ is golden, Duct tape ___ _______.
    :)
    It says;

    Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. :)
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    #39

    Dec 20, 2009, 10:44 PM


    Book Review comparison


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    Titanic Cost - $29.99
    Clinton Cost - $29.99

    Titanic Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton Bill is a bullsh1t artist.

    Titanic In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton Let's not go there.

    Titanic Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton Monica's forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing...
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    #40

    Dec 20, 2009, 11:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Book Review comparison


    Name: titanic.bmp Views: 925 Size: 193.0 KB


    Name: clinton.bmp Views: 1095 Size: 190.2 KB



    Titanic Cost - $29.99
    Clinton Cost - $29.99

    Titanic Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton Bill is a bullsh1t artist.

    Titanic In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton Let's not go there.

    Titanic Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton Monica's forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

    Titanic Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing...
    Nice...
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