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    #1

    Dec 2, 2009, 10:18 PM
    A few funnies
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    #2

    Dec 2, 2009, 10:22 PM

    Funny things, funny girl :) Thanks, needed a smile.
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    #3

    Dec 2, 2009, 10:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Funny things, funny girl :) Thanks, needed a smile.
    Always here for a smile or two Stringy. :)
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    #4

    Dec 2, 2009, 10:32 PM
    What's up with the buck? That's just wrong, what's he thinking:rolleyes:
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    Dec 2, 2009, 10:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    What's up with the buck? That's just wrong, what's he thinking:rolleyes:
    It's a threesome, or a big mistake. Your choice. ;)
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    #6

    Dec 3, 2009, 12:32 AM

    Cutesy cute and cuter :)

    Me likes.
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    #7

    Dec 3, 2009, 03:17 AM

    Me likes too! :p
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    #8

    Dec 3, 2009, 03:25 AM
    Best one is "I boop ur nose"
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    #9

    Dec 3, 2009, 05:15 PM

    I got this new deodorant today.

    The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

    I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
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    #10

    Dec 3, 2009, 05:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I got this new deodorant today.

    The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

    I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
    I was going to I liked the "i boop your nose" the best until I read this. :)
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    Dec 3, 2009, 05:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I got this new deodorant today.

    The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

    I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
    I just got this in an email... coincidence :confused:
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    #12

    Dec 4, 2009, 03:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i just got this in an email........coincidence :confused:
    No, M has to be everywhere so he can deliver the beer.
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    #13

    Dec 17, 2009, 03:19 PM

    Now that 3 some looks interesting. Wonder when they all figured this out?
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    #14

    Dec 17, 2009, 03:28 PM

    I'm sending people to this thread now when they tell me that humans are the ONLY species that have 3-somes.
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    #15

    Dec 17, 2009, 05:23 PM



    Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!






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    Dog For Sale

    Free to good home.

    Excellent guard dog.

    Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

    Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'
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    #16

    Dec 17, 2009, 05:30 PM

    I love it M. Great sales pitch.
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    #17

    Dec 17, 2009, 05:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!






    Name: holy .bmp Views: 1496 Size: 176.3 KB

    Dog For Sale

    Free to good home.

    Excellent guard dog.

    Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

    Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'
    That was great M, loved it.
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    #18

    Dec 17, 2009, 06:55 PM

    M, that's a gorgeous Mastiff.

    The sales pitch is hilarious, but the dog is a beauty.
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    #19

    Dec 17, 2009, 10:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!






    Name: holy .bmp Views: 1496 Size: 176.3 KB

    Dog For Sale

    Free to good home.

    Excellent guard dog.

    Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

    Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'
    I might be ignorant here, but is that really the size of that dog:confused: Is it even possible? WOW:eek:
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    Dec 17, 2009, 10:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    I might be ignorant here, but is that really the size of that dog:confused: Is it even possible? WOW:eek:
    It's possible JD. He has a sweet face. I doubt he'd hurt a fly.
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