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    #121

    May 11, 2009, 05:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    I've never had anyone comment on odor before, particularly to the gagging stage. That's what startled me.
    Me either! Some guys are grossed out by it; I get that. But never heard anyone mention a foul odor. May be something else going on...

    But I say if he doesn't mind, neither do I. I'll worry about the mess afterwards.
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    #122

    May 11, 2009, 05:26 PM

    Ha!

    My partner and I are waiting till we get married to do it, but she does tell me she wants me to do it during that time of the month too, so we'll see how I go. Thing is, she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere. Oh well, that's something for me to look forward to I guess. Lol!
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    #123

    May 11, 2009, 05:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere.
    Uhmmmm... TMI :eek:

    Bad visuals
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    #124

    May 11, 2009, 05:33 PM

    My friend told me that he once was dating this girl and they decided to have sex one night. He was drinking but when he was about to go down her her thing smelled horrible enough to make him throw up.

    He said he didn't know if it was from the heat because it was a hot summer night but come on. She could have wash down there. It smelled worst than the department of sanition. Me and my fiancé just laughed at the story.
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    #125

    May 11, 2009, 05:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Uhmmmm...............................TMI :eek:

    Bad visuals
    Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating a lot.. which I hope she is. Lol!
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    #126

    May 11, 2009, 05:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. which I hope she is. Lol!

    LOL... you may need to buy her some sponge pants :D
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    #127

    May 11, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by blackvy View Post
    haha... Tell me about it... Sorry for the visuals... But this is something i might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. Which i hope she is. Lol!
    Sleep on the couch! Lol
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    #128

    May 11, 2009, 05:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    LOL..............you may need to buy her some sponge pants :D
    Or some Depends adult diapers. :eek:
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    #129

    May 11, 2009, 05:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Ha!

    My partner and I are waiting till we get married to do it, but she does tell me she wants me to do it during that time of the month too, so we'll see how I go. Thing is, she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere. Oh well, thats something for me to look forward to I guess. Lol!
    Maybe she should with a towel under her. Why is there blood everywhere? Hehehe!
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    #130

    May 11, 2009, 05:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Or some Depends adult diapers. :eek:
    Yeah but when she takes it off the blood might get over everything. Hehe!
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    #131

    May 11, 2009, 05:40 PM
    That's just bad!
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    May 11, 2009, 05:43 PM

    Haha... she has a towel under her sometimes, but some nights, she forgets and that's when the murder happens. Lucky for me I don't live with her yet and when I do some visit her, her sheets are always nice and clean. Lol! I guess she moves around a lot at night.

    Adult diapers... Lol... yeah I'm sure that will go down well with her. Interesting conversation:

    Hi hun, I got you some adult diapers so you can use them at that time of the month.

    The next night there is blood all over her bed anyway, because I was murdered for saying the word adult diapers. Lol!


    (Don't worry, there is a spare room in the house I bought)... lol
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    #133

    May 11, 2009, 05:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Yeah but when she takes it off the blood might get over everything. hehe!
    Ok! Ok! This thread is getting out of hand! :(
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    #134

    May 11, 2009, 05:45 PM
    So do I win the worst sexual exp contest?

    Other than the fact I ain't had sex with her yet, but I will in time, do I win? Lol ;)
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    #135

    May 11, 2009, 05:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    So do I win the worst sexual exp contest?

    Other than the fact I ain't had sex with her yet, but I will in time, do I win? lol ;)
    Nope, have you read the other posts?

    We've got poop, drool, rotten va jj's, douche fetishes, and kids watching... Holla back once you come out drenched like you're a star in a horror movie... :p
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    #136

    May 11, 2009, 05:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... she has a towel under her sometimes, but some nights, she forgets and thats when the murder happens. Lucky for me I don't live with her yet and when I do some visit her, her sheets are always nice and clean. Lol! I guess she moves around a lot at night.

    Adult diapers... Lol... yeah I'm sure that will go down well with her. Interesting conversation:

    Hi hun, I got you some adult diapers so you can use them at that time of the month.

    The next night there is blood all over her bed anyway, because I was murdered for saying the word adult diapers. Lol!


    (Don't worry, there is a spare room in the house I bought)... lol
    They have something you can buy at any major store. It looks like half a blanket and is made to absorbed anything. I used to buy it for my daughter when she litle because she used to pee the bed. Hospitals use it but the name of it isn't coming to me. Maybe I will think of the name in the morning.

    I thought the spare bedroom was for me. :-( You hurt my feelings. Hehe
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    #137

    May 11, 2009, 05:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Nope, have you read the other posts??

    We've got poop, drool, rotten va jj's, douche fetishes, and kids watching... Holla back once you come out drenched like you're a star in a horror movie...:p
    Bahahahaha!!

    Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

    So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood??

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    #138

    May 11, 2009, 05:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Bahahahaha!!!

    Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

    So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood???

    OK OK... I"m out of here :eek: :eek:
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    #139

    May 11, 2009, 05:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    They have something you can buy at any major store. It looks like half a blanket and is made to absorbed anything. I used to buy it for my daughter when she litle because she used to pee the bed. Hospitals use it but the name of it isn't comming to me. Maybe I will think of the name in the morning.

    I thought the spare bedroom was for me. :-( You hurt my feelings. hehe
    Haha... cool cool, if you know what its called, let me know. Could save my life... Lol!

    And sure, you can have the guest room, I'll sleep in the study... Better to keep my eyes open anyway just in case... :eek:
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    #140

    May 11, 2009, 05:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Bahahahaha!!!

    Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

    So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood???

    Honestly that made me jump! Good one! Honey if you look like that when your done you had a full course meal and loved it! Haha Then you win in my book.

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