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    #21

    May 3, 2009, 08:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 450donn View Post
    YUP! We will have a front row seat at the final battle for all of the souls of this earth.
    I'll already be busy in the celestial kitchen baking brownies for your snack after the battle.
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    May 3, 2009, 08:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    I'll already be busy in the celestial kitchen baking brownies for your snack after the battle.
    Can I be the server?
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    May 3, 2009, 08:55 PM
    Wondergirl.
    That sounds great.
    I like my brownies warm and with milk or fresh coffee.
    I'll also volunteer to help serve the lotsa folks there.
    Fred
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    May 3, 2009, 08:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arcura View Post
    Wondergirl.
    That sounds great.
    I like my brownies warm and with milk or fresh coffee.
    I'll also volunteer to help serve the lotsa folks there.
    Fred
    You want to usher, Fred? Sell hot dogs in the stands? Pour milk and coffee?
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    #25

    May 3, 2009, 09:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Can I be the server?
    Will you frost the brownies for me?
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    May 3, 2009, 09:02 PM

    Would love to do that job. Hope you do not mind me taste testing first..?
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    May 3, 2009, 09:07 PM
    Wondergirl ,
    Any way that I can help, I will.
    Peace and kindness,
    Fred
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    May 3, 2009, 09:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Would love to do that job. Hope you do not mind me taste testing first...????
    You, Joe, yes, of course.
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    #29

    May 3, 2009, 10:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arcura View Post
    Wondergirl ,
    Any way that I can help, I will.
    Peace and kindness,
    Fred
    You may have to help me feed the cats before the other celestial kitchen helpers and I serve the evening's banquet. Here, please fold these napkins while you are sitting there. Thanks! We want to have a backlog ready to put onto the tables.
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    #30

    May 3, 2009, 11:16 PM
    Wondergirl
    Very good to plan ahead like that.
    Fred
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    May 4, 2009, 07:11 AM

    Hey folks, you all are great..! Thanks for turning this thread to a humorous lane. I love it.

    I agree with what all is said. I know even any angel would not know the specific time of Jesus' second coming. Yet, I think that either we are approaching the beginning of the end times phase or we have already into that phase. The predictions in the Bible did not happen for more than two thousand years ago, have started happening. Birth of Isreal, global TV and internet has connected most of the people and this network is ever expanding every hour of the day, a chip insert in bodies rather than cards is coming soon, more and more people are coming to HIM and many are turning away too, people have started claiming themselves to be god, remember Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda and others? There are so many things happening. Gog and Magog, Armageddon, ruling of Anti-Christ and his bringing peace to the whole world yet to come.

    The point I want to make here is that HIS second coming is inevitable, whether we see HIM coming down on the Earth or the next generation, but are we ready to receive Lord Jesus? Will HE take us with HIM? Are we doing what qualifies us to be called HIS people?
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    May 4, 2009, 09:10 AM
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    Yet, I think that either we are approaching the begining of the end times phase or we have already into that phase.
    We have been in the End Times since Jesus ascended into heaven. Just like when a baby is born, it then already has only death ahead.

    Come, Lord Jesus!
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    #33

    May 4, 2009, 11:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    We have been in the End Times since Jesus ascended into heaven. Just like when a baby is born, it then already has only death ahead.

    Come, Lord Jesus!
    However, after a child's birth, there is always time for him to grow, enjoy and live life. Unless life is cut short by an accident, we see signs of death nearing.
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    May 4, 2009, 12:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Triund View Post
    However, after a child's birth, there is always time for him to grow, enjoy and live life. Unless life is cut short by an accident, we see signs of death nearing.
    The minute we are born, we are already dying.
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    #35

    May 4, 2009, 01:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by 450donn View Post
    There are many bible scholars that truly believe that the earth is in the last days. Not as it was seen 2000 years ago, but because so many prophesies have already been fulfilled that we are in the end of the last days. Check out Grant Jeffries for one.
    I think that when you are looking for fulfilled prophesies , you will find them. It is like those silly horoscopes. Some people read them and actually believe them. You can convince yourself that anything is true if you want to believe it.
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    #36

    May 4, 2009, 02:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by classyT View Post
    WG,

    Beats me...I only know that God's Word is absolute truth and that no scripture is of private interpretation, we need to have the Holy Spirit to even understand it fully, we must rightly divide it , put it in context and not add or subtract from it. IF ONE does this, i DO believe there would not be the divisions we find now. I don't care how many believe it, last time i checked it was a VERY SMALL "segment" that believe the Lord Jesus Christ when he was here.
    Your posts sound like God sat down yesterday with his dictaphone. His secretary then typed it up and sent it to the publisher. Like there was no room for any change from his initial intent to what you sit down and read in English today.
    I think that is a HUGE assumption and not a very realistic one
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    #37

    May 4, 2009, 02:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by cozyk View Post
    I think that when you are looking for fulfilled prophesies , you will find them. It is like those silly horoscopes. Some people read them and actually believe them. You can convince yourself that anything is true if you want to believe it.

    And yet, things that were written more than two thousand years ago in the Word of God have actually come to pass exactly like He said? When you read more than one hundred prophesies in the Bible that have already come to pass it should make you wonder if there is something to this God of ours?
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    #38

    May 4, 2009, 02:52 PM

    Perhaps it is the end times for each...

    Our race is constantly advancing and redefining who we are, and how we live our impact upon this earth and so on. Perhaps it is the end of our heritage, and the beginning of a new race.

    Perhaps the world of farie will come back, and there will be elves, and magic, and Ocrs, and dragons, Phoenix, unicorns. We really don't know do we.

    Oooo, maybe we'll be greeted by Jedis, I hope it's not the other guys, the sith lords. Eeek.

    May peace and kindness be with you.
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    #39

    May 4, 2009, 04:44 PM
    450donn,
    Good point.
    Well made,
    Fred
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    #40

    May 5, 2009, 05:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by cozyk View Post
    Your posts sound like God sat down yesterday with his dictaphone. His secretary then typed it up and sent it to the publisher. Like there was no room for any change from his initial intent to what you sit down and read in English today.
    I think that is a HUGE assumption and not a very realistic one
    Cozyk,

    God has revealed everything we need to know in His Word. He places it above his name. It isn't just a story, a book, a bunch of thoughts that can be reconsidered depending on what era we live in. It is what it is. . it is a HUGE assumption to think He would go back and change one WORD in it. He didn't make a mistake... it IS absolute truth and truth never changes.

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