[kp2171]

g'night money whore :D

Mkay... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

[Alty]

mkay.... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

Do it! Do it! Do it! Giggle! :)

[Alty]

My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o

[kp2171]

My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o

ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...

[Alty]

ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...

Awww, you just made me blush all the way down to my toes! :o

Does dog puke really warrant a spot in your sig line? Sad. ;)

[Alty]

OMG! You did it! My dog puke has gone national! Ahhhh!

Is it wrong that I'm proud? If so, I don't want to be right!

I'm a bit tipsy. Just ignore me. ;)

[JoeCanada76]

Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.?

[Alty]

Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.??

I don't know. Did I? :eek:

I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

Hiccup.

[JoeCanada76]

I don't know. Did I? :eek:

I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

hiccup.

Maybe you drank so much beer... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.

[kp2171]

I like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

Got to love canine tummys.

[Alty]

Maybe you drank so much beer.... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.

I would never do that! That would just be mean. :(

Besides, if I had puked on my own foot why would I even mention it to all of you? After all, none of you would ever know. I would have no need to blame it on the dog because I'd never tell anyone. But, seeing as the dog actually did puke on my foot I decided to tell all of you because... because... wow, I don't know why actually. :confused:

Ah, I know why, I told you for the same reason that Unky told us he'd be right back because he had to poo.

Yup, that's why! :)

Hiccup. Giggle.

[Alty]

i like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

gotta love canine tummys.

Interesting. When I step on it in the middle of the night there are a few choice words that come out of my mouth, but "warm, chunky, water" aren't any of them. ;)

[kp2171]

hiccup. Giggle.

Drunk girls r cute.

[Alty]

drunk girls r cute.

That made me laugh really hard! I think I just peed my pants. No, I'm not blaming it on the dog, it was all me!

Damnitalltohell! :(

Nope, false alarm, I spilled my beer on my lap.

Whew! :)

[kp2171]

Let me help you clean that up...

[Alty]

let me help you clean that up...

Aw, you're so nice. That would be really helpful.

Waste not want not.

Make sure you get every last drop!

It went all the way through my pants. Guess I'll have to remove those!

Oops. Wrong thread. :o

[kp2171]

Know what?

Nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

Just saying...

Now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.

[kp2171]

Oops. Wrong thread. :o

Maybe this should be our signatures.

[Alty]

know what?

nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

just saying...

now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.

Did I miss something? :confused:

I was removing my pants and now we're eating nachos with honey nut cheerios for dessert?

Did I pass out for a minute? ;)

[Alty]

maybe this should be our signatures.

We say it often enough. I like it.

I'll go do that. :)