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    Aug 21, 2006, 08:00 AM
    A year in the life of a yo-yo
    January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too
    Tight.

    February - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had
    Windows.


    March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
    Because the box said "2-4 years."


    April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
    Out.


    May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit
    Into the little packet.


    June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
    With a slope.

    July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
    Complained to the judges that the other
    Swimmers were using their arms.

    August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
    Their locked car using a coat hanger
    Because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

    September - When asked what the capital of California was, she
    Answered "C".

    October - Hates M &Ms because they are so hard to peel. Threw away
    Half because they were misprinted W&W.

    November - Baked a turkey for four days because the instructions
    Said one hour per pound and she weighed 120.

    December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
    Button.


    Edited for political correctness.________________________________
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    Aug 21, 2006, 08:09 AM
    T-Man, I thought that was our secret.

    Now everyone knows!!

    I can never show my face in public again!
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    Aug 21, 2006, 11:25 AM
    Shoot!! LOL Normally I would counter with a joke: Why do men tell blonde jokes? They're short jokes. But in this case it doesn't work!! :eek: :( :p
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    Aug 21, 2006, 07:14 PM
    Sorry Val and to all who take offense. IT was not intended and I should have edited it Hm.
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    Aug 22, 2006, 04:04 AM
    Noooo no no no, Tal... I am just joking back atcha! LOL
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    Aug 22, 2006, 05:30 AM
    No, you were right why perpetuate the myth of a blonde being dumb. It was even offensive to me.
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    Aug 22, 2006, 05:36 AM
    Damn, now I want to know what was edited! :D
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    Aug 22, 2006, 05:50 AM
    Personally I LOVE blonde jokes. It gives us smart ones something to laugh at. But then again, you know me, I will laugh at most anything!!
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