January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too
Tight.

February - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had
Windows.


March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
Because the box said "2-4 years."


April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
Out.


May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit
Into the little packet.


June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
With a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
Complained to the judges that the other
Swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
Their locked car using a coat hanger
Because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was, she
Answered "C".

October - Hates M &Ms because they are so hard to peel. Threw away
Half because they were misprinted W&W.

November - Baked a turkey for four days because the instructions
Said one hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
Button.


Edited for political correctness.________________________________

T-Man, I thought that was our secret.

Now everyone knows!!

I can never show my face in public again!

Shoot!! LOL Normally I would counter with a joke: Why do men tell blonde jokes? They're short jokes. But in this case it doesn't work!! :eek: :( :p

Sorry Val and to all who take offense. IT was not intended and I should have edited it Hm.

Noooo no no no, Tal... I am just joking back atcha! LOL

No, you were right why perpetuate the myth of a blonde being dumb. It was even offensive to me.

Damn, now I want to know what was edited! :D

Personally I LOVE blonde jokes. It gives us smart ones something to laugh at. But then again, you know me, I will laugh at most anything!!