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    #1261

    Jan 7, 2009, 02:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Anyone want a good laugh?? Too funny!!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/w...ml#post1470630
    The post is removed because I reported it, but I quoted her so it is still there! Maybe it's just me, but I thought that was hilarious, seeing as where it was posted! You're getting pretty desperate when you have to hit on dogs! LMAO!
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    #1262

    Jan 7, 2009, 03:10 PM

    Why is that post funny? Drat. I missed the funny.
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    #1263

    Jan 7, 2009, 03:17 PM

    It was a girl looking for a date! She said... Hi, my name is (blank) I would like to meet you and get to know you better (something like that) and please contact me at (blank) and we can talk further about our future! It was longer than that... but it was funny! It just made me laugh because it was posted under "what kind of dog is this" LOL!
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    #1264

    Jan 7, 2009, 03:21 PM

    ... who was she responding to?
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    #1265

    Jan 7, 2009, 03:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...who was she responding to?
    That's what was funny! It was out of the blue! She wasn't responding to anyone! Maybe the cute dog? LOL!

    I responded and said... Uhhhmmm... whaaaaatttt? LOL!
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    #1266

    Jan 7, 2009, 04:31 PM

    Anyone here? Alty and I need some serious back up! Holy Cow! Talk about anger issues!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/3...ml#post1470772
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    #1267

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:05 PM

    Ya Starbs, no worries, he/she won't last long. :)
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    #1268

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:45 PM

    Yikes girls... he sounds like a nutcase... like you said, he won't last long.

    I have mixed feelings about a question I posted today... it started with really great advice, but then someone came on and started giving advice like a "I'm a professional and you should just let us take care of it" attitude. I answered her questions and then she replied with an even lengthier holier than thou answer and said "dont do it" - basically - leave it to the professionals.

    I feel rather slapped on the hand - I haven't said I'm doing it anyway... this was a simple question of what if I DID accept...

    Oh well... could be all kinds of things getting in my way - emotions and all that...

    (oh - the stupid ankle is now all swollen and I can't walk on it without pain... rah... )
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    #1269

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:50 PM

    Simple solutio HC don't walk, surely you have someone that's able to wait on you hand and foot :D
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    #1270

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:51 PM

    What did you do to your ankle Chicky? Was it the stelletos? ;)

    Give me the link kiddo, I'm in a mood. :)
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    #1271

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:51 PM

    LOL... nope, Roger Rabbit hasn't found me yet ;)

    But thanks! :)
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    #1272

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:52 PM

    Bear, Chicky... don't you want to kick butt with us? LOL!
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    #1273

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What did you do to your ankle Chicky? Was it the stelletos? ;)

    Give me the link kiddo, I'm in a mood. :)
    Lol... Its not that I think her/his suggestions are bad - it's just rather "i'm good, you're not, don't even try" attitude that kind of irks me.

    Fell down a flight of stairs... could have broken all kinds of stuff but only came out with a twisted ankle and bruises down my left side. :)... oh and a broken shoe! :(
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    #1274

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    simple solutio HC dont walk, surely you have someone thats able to wait on you hand and foot :D
    Bear, are you applying for the position? I'm sure Chicky would appreciate it. You're young, male, are you available? Dare I try another set up? The one with Sneezy didn't pan out. Or did it? Inquiring minds want to know. Chicky?

    Darnit, I told you I'm in a mood, ::hangs head in shame, walks away:: sorry, you know me, always trying to play cupid, but my aim sucks! :)

    Bear, join me in a beer? Bear, beer, funny. :D
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    #1275

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:54 PM

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/photog...es-300323.html
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    #1276

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by HistorianChick View Post
    Lol... Its not that I think her/his suggestions are bad - it's just rather "i'm good, you're not, don't even try" attitude that kind of irks me.

    Fell down a flight of stairs..... could have broken all kinds of stuff but only came out with a twisted ankle and bruises down my left side. :) ....oh and a broken shoe! :(
    Not a shoe! Say it isn't so. What shoe? Not the red stilletos, tell me it wasn't.

    Oh, and sorry about the other stuff, that sucks, but the shoe, wow, that's bad. ;):cool:
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    #1277

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:56 PM

    Nope, not the red ones, they're safe. It was a cute pair of black Heeled Mary Janes with two buckle straps... adorable, but the heel is not all rickety and I'm afraid it will snap... sad.
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    #1278

    Jan 7, 2009, 05:58 PM

    Starby who's arse are we talking here? Or just arse in general lol
    Alty I shall take up you offer of a beer, and I can see you've already had a head start on me :D
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    #1279

    Jan 7, 2009, 06:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    starby whos arse are we talking here? or just arse in general lol
    Alty i shall take up you offer of a beer, and i can see youve already had a head start on me :D
    You can tell? How? Eeek, are my words slurring? What? How? Ahhhhhhh! :o
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    #1280

    Jan 7, 2009, 06:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    Bear, beer, funny. :D
    This may have been a slight hint lol :D

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