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    THEpurplepeanut Posts: 195, Reputation: 8
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    Dec 27, 2008, 07:35 PM
    Write it down!
    There was an old couple watching TV after eating dinner. The old man got up to get a glass of water and his wife said,"while you're up can you get me some ice cream, do you want me to write it down for you so you don't forget, your memory isn't too good." the man then replied "no, i know you want ice cream." the wife then said " i also want cherries too, do i need to write that down?" he then replied "no! you want ice cream with cherries." his wife then said "i also want some whipped cream, do i need to make a list for you to remember?" he then said "no, you want ice cream with cherries and whipped cream." so he went into the kitchen and didn't come out for 20 minutes and he came out with eggs and bacon, his wife then asked... "where's the toast?"
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    Dec 27, 2008, 09:34 PM

    That was great. Their was a man stuck in a hole and yelled for help A person up top showed and asked what's the problem man in hole I need out. Man on top said " I will find help" and never came back Second day man hole 'help" man shows up looks down and says I will get a rope. He didn't come back. Third day man in hole close to dying yells help. Man shows up on top looks down and asked " what's the problem, before he could get that out the man in hole says PLEASE don't leave just stay up there because I don't want to die alone. Man up top says I can help and jumps into the hole. Dying man says are YOU NUTS I'm going to die and now you, The man that just jumped in says with a smile." don't worry I have been around before and I been in a "HOLE" before and I know my way out.
    I love this saying for a good life lesson.
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    Jan 18, 2009, 06:42 PM

    LOL... very good :)
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    Jan 19, 2009, 03:08 PM

    That's good.. lol
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    Jan 19, 2009, 03:34 PM

    Great pictures! I have some nice ones In Puerto Rico When I can figure out how to post them I have some fantastic shots of sunrises. My gal and I bought a house there some years back in P.R. I met her actually n the ocean while I was doing some construction work there, Of all things she lived only 1 1/2 hours M.D. form where I lived back in the States Pa.
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    Jan 19, 2009, 03:50 PM

    Look forward to seeing your pictures of Puerto Rico with different shades of sunrise, 21boat. And what a wonderful way of starting a relationship ~ on the ocean. Curlyben can help you with technical details on putting together an album, if you get stuck.
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