There was an old couple watching TV after eating dinner. The old man got up to get a glass of water and his wife said,"while you're up can you get me some ice cream, do you want me to write it down for you so you don't forget, your memory isn't too good." the man then replied "no, i know you want ice cream." the wife then said " i also want cherries too, do i need to write that down?" he then replied "no! you want ice cream with cherries." his wife then said "i also want some whipped cream, do i need to make a list for you to remember?" he then said "no, you want ice cream with cherries and whipped cream." so he went into the kitchen and didn't come out for 20 minutes and he came out with eggs and bacon, his wife then asked... "where's the toast?"