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    Jul 9, 2008, 07:39 PM
    His Confession
    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The
    Following conversation ensues:

    Man: "I am 92 years old,
    have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
    grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
    picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to
    a motel, where I had sex with each of them three
    times."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

    Man: "I'm Jewish."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

    Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
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    Jul 10, 2008, 04:45 AM
    At 92 he should take out an ad on the front page! Didn't see it coming!
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