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    Apr 16, 2008, 09:27 PM
    The Confession
    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts
    Of Montecassino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

    The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."

    "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week,
    and sometimes twice on Sundays."

    The priest said, "By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."


    "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question."

    "And what is that, my son?" asked the priest.

    "Should I tell her the war is over?"
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    Apr 16, 2008, 10:22 PM
    Love it, that's great. I didn't see it coming.
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    Apr 19, 2008, 09:15 AM
    HAhahahaha, you men! I tell you!

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