[friend4u178]

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out
As a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
He had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How
Much will you charge me?'
The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
Need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does
She realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
Those dumb blonde jokes '

Some time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her
Money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.

'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
Coats - no extra charge .'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

'And by the way,' the blonde added... 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus.'

[startover22]

Ohhh gosh... Ohhh gosh... HOLY CRAP!!

[Alty]

Ouch, that one hurt, yikes. Good one M. :)

[friend4u178]

Ouch, that one hurt, yikes. Good one M. :)

LMAO... you did this once right Alty :)

[Alty]

Oh M, I'm a brunette, well actually right now I'm an Auburn haired goddess, I would never paint a car with outdoor deck paint, now other paint, well, maybe. ;)

[frangipanis]

Since I recently painted the posts on my boyfriend's porch of his house and have been helping him renovate, this was hilarious! And since he kept complaining about how I did things (especially the light bulb I didn't put in properly that promptly smashed to the floor), I would have liked to have done that!! LOL!

[frangipanis]

My boyfriend just told me he doesn't much like the colour (yellow) I chose for the beams and that it would have been better if I had washed off the paint stripper before painting! Since it took me one entire morning and the following afternoon to prep and paint the frikken things, I'm wondering if there's any paint left over! He loves his car... hehehehe

[starbuck8]

LMAO.................. you did this once right Alty :)

What kind of car do you have M? I can do it cheap for you! Maybe Alty will help me since you picked on her! :p

[twinkiedooter]

I love your blonde jokes... I did not see that car coming... Porch... Ha ha. My boss is gone for the day so I can laugh as loud as I want (but the people next door are in their office and come over once in awhile to see if I'm okay as I laugh so hard).

[friend4u178]

I love your blonde jokes.....

Thanks twinkie :)