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  • May 22, 2008, 06:03 PM
    friend4u178
    Blonde Handywoman
    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out
    As a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

    She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
    He had any odd jobs for her to do.
    'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How
    Much will you charge me?'
    The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
    Need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does
    She realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
    He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
    The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
    Those dumb blonde jokes '

    Some time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her
    Money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.

    'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
    Coats - no extra charge .'
    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

    'And by the way,' the blonde added... 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus.'
  • May 22, 2008, 06:37 PM
    startover22
    Ohhh gosh... Ohhh gosh... HOLY CRAP!!
  • May 22, 2008, 06:58 PM
    Alty
    Ouch, that one hurt, yikes. Good one M. :)
  • May 22, 2008, 06:59 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Ouch, that one hurt, yikes. Good one M. :)

    LMAO... you did this once right Alty :)
  • May 22, 2008, 07:02 PM
    Alty
    Oh M, I'm a brunette, well actually right now I'm an Auburn haired goddess, I would never paint a car with outdoor deck paint, now other paint, well, maybe. ;)
  • May 23, 2008, 06:17 PM
    frangipanis
    Since I recently painted the posts on my boyfriend's porch of his house and have been helping him renovate, this was hilarious! And since he kept complaining about how I did things (especially the light bulb I didn't put in properly that promptly smashed to the floor), I would have liked to have done that!! LOL!
  • May 24, 2008, 04:47 AM
    frangipanis
    My boyfriend just told me he doesn't much like the colour (yellow) I chose for the beams and that it would have been better if I had washed off the paint stripper before painting! Since it took me one entire morning and the following afternoon to prep and paint the frikken things, I'm wondering if there's any paint left over! He loves his car... hehehehe
  • May 24, 2008, 10:13 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LMAO.................. you did this once right Alty :)

    What kind of car do you have M? I can do it cheap for you! Maybe Alty will help me since you picked on her! :p
  • Jun 5, 2008, 02:01 PM
    twinkiedooter
    I love your blonde jokes... I did not see that car coming... Porch... Ha ha. My boss is gone for the day so I can laugh as loud as I want (but the people next door are in their office and come over once in awhile to see if I'm okay as I laugh so hard).
  • Jun 5, 2008, 04:01 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter
    I love your blonde jokes.....

    Thanks twinkie :)

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