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  • Sep 5, 2013, 04:04 AM
    tomder55
    L'shanah tovah
    Time to blow your shofar . May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 04:10 AM
    NeedKarma
    What is this? Some kind of code? The NSA is on you!
  • Sep 5, 2013, 04:23 AM
    teacherjenn4
    It's Rosh Hashanah. It began last night.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 04:23 AM
    NeedKarma
    Ah. Lots of religions out there, I don't keep track of all their events.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 04:36 AM
    joypulv
    What does it mean to be inscribed and sealed?
  • Sep 5, 2013, 04:49 AM
    tomder55
    Rosh Hashanah is the new year ,but it's also a day of judgement . The Talmud states that there are three possible verdicts for this day... ( inscribed )in the book of life, the book of death, or the book of pending . The greeting is actually May you be inscribed and sealed in the book of life for a good year.
    That's at least my rudimentary understanding of the greeting .
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:01 AM
    speechlesstx
    Same to you my friend, and may the gnats not be as fortunate.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:02 AM
    NeedKarma
    Quote:

    may the gnats not be as fortunate
    You are praying for some people to die?
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:04 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    You are praying for some people to die?

    More code.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:15 AM
    tomder55
    Think I'll eat some Taco lunch Sunday .
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:16 AM
    NeedKarma
    I'll go for a 80km bike ride.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:35 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tomder55 View Post
    think I'll eat some Taco lunch Sunday .

    Donuts anyone?
  • Sep 5, 2013, 05:37 AM
    NeedKarma
    Sure!
  • Sep 5, 2013, 08:45 AM
    excon
    Hello tom:

    Thanks for your good wishes.. I don't have a shofar to blow, and I can't afford the tickets to attend services.. Or, let me rephrase that.. I REFUSE to buy tickets to attend services..

    So, I blew a joint instead..

    excon
  • Sep 5, 2013, 09:00 AM
    talaniman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Donuts anyone?

    NONE for me, Thank you!

    To EX, may your Bats be fruitful, you will need them in the Great Battle of Texas.
  • Sep 5, 2013, 09:06 AM
    excon
    Hello tal:
    Quote:

    To EX, may your Bats be fruitful, you will need them in the Great Battle of Texas.
    I DO seem to be surrounded, don't I? But, my bats will PREVAIL.

    Ex
  • Sep 5, 2013, 09:17 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by talaniman View Post
    NONE for me, Thank you!

    To EX, may your Bats be fruitful

    The fruitbatosaurs?
  • Sep 5, 2013, 09:59 AM
    talaniman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    The fruitbatosaurs?

    You broke the code!? You can't beat a Texan with a banana for a bat... can you?
  • Sep 5, 2013, 01:21 PM
    excon
    Hello again,

    I'm kosher.. I can eat fruit, but cheeseburgers make me throw up.

    excon
  • Sep 5, 2013, 01:43 PM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again,

    I'm kosher.. I can eat fruit, but cheeseburgers make me throw up.

    excon

    That's the plan.

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