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  • Sep 12, 2006, 02:30 PM
    momincali
    Funniest thing your kid ever said??
    This post was inspired after reading Tal's post "Out of the Mouths of Babes"

    Kids are natural born comedians and make us laugh everyday.

    When my oldest was only 4 she walked into her grandpa's bedroom and picked up the glass of water that his dentures were soaking in. After staring at them for a while, my dad asked her jokingly if she'd like to wear them for a minute. My daughter immediately put the glass down and backed away saying " Ohh nooo grandpa, cause then I'll speak spanish!"

    My other daughter Nattie had learned a bit of a potty mouth from her dear uncle at the age of 5. We worked with her to teach her that certain words were not appropriate to speak in our home or anywhere else for that matter. One day, she was walking through the living room when my husband opened the bathroom door after taking a long, hot steamy shower. When she saw him, she screamed and started yelling "holy crap, dad's on fire, call 911.." We reassured her it was only the steam coming from his body.

    What is the funniest thing your kids have ever said?
  • Sep 12, 2006, 03:10 PM
    kp2171
    "i hate spending time with you!!!" (16 yr old daughter on xmas day)

    OK. So that was a downer and wasnt funny at all, but she DOES laugh about it now. Thank goodness the teen years go away eventually.

    on a more seriously funny note...

    my little one saw me come out of the shower one day. I guess for some reason or another he hadn't seen me undressed much and his eyes got big and he said "wow, looka dat"! I of course felt proud and wished the women id known in my life had such enthusiasm... but then the next time I showered he made sure to be waiting when I came out... only this time he giggled and pointed. Ah yes. That's more like the response I expected. =)
  • Sep 14, 2006, 06:14 PM
    jvibe101
    Ok I don't have a kid but my 4 year old cousin told my uncle "I spent all day with you yesterday doing the most ridiculous things and I'm through with it". This was hilarious because the whole point of that day was to give him some fun before school. :D Ohh the irony.
  • Sep 15, 2006, 03:44 PM
    magprob
    One year we spent Christmas in the cabin up in the mountains. After our 5 year old son went to sleep, we put out his presents next to the tree and went to bed. Late that night the wind began blowing extremely hard and it some how hit the chimney just right and blew soot and charcoal all over the presents and the floor. When we got up the next morning I said, "look, Santa came last night!" My son looked at the sooty mess and said, "Yea, and he sure is a messy son of a bi***!
  • Sep 15, 2006, 04:46 PM
    J_9
    Well, let's see. When I was young I would say the ABCs like this

    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO that's not nice QRST...

    You get the point.
  • Jan 3, 2007, 05:20 PM
    weetieweet
    My sister just found out she's pregnant and has yet to tell my 3 year old niece, a few days ago she caught my sister touching her not yet showing belly so my niece came up to her and asked "is there a baby in there?" my sister replied "why would u ask that?" so my niece walked up and started feeling my sister's belly and replied "no, i think it's just whipped cream..."

    Haha, I thought it was cute

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