What's the easiest way to get rid of a roommate?
Hi: To begin, I'm a 58 year old single home owning man. My platonic roommate is a separated 60 year old woman who has been staying with me for approximately 2 and 1/2 years. I've been pretty much been paying all the bills while she's been looking (off & on)for low paying jobs, mainly in the tavern, 7-11 type of cust. Service employment. Her personality is of a hyper variety of talkingfast¬lettingyougetawordinuntilshe'sdone! Very irritating, done repeatedly! I've thought about talking to one of her immediate relatives, but almost all of them are more "unique" than she is! (her oldest daughter is a possibility). My problem is that I'm too damn kindhearted to throw her out in the streets! Say hi to the original sponge bob square pants! (I.E.---hard time saying no)
Anybody out there been in a similar quandary like this? Should I hire a hit man named Bubba and end my problems with a single bullet? (Bad joke and not suicide!) Ideas and or suggestions will be cheerfully accepted. Hopefully, some, if not all of this manuscript was, at least mildly entertaining! Thanks in advance for your response, ROBBY WERLY