I haven't seen any humour on here today, and all the upsetting posts are getting me down a bit, so I thought I'd interject some fun into Thursday! Add any you have, as usual! :D
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day. I was dicing with death!
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies" ~ Groucho Marx
Police arrested two youths for drinking battery acid and eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other off!
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
A large hole was found in the M25. The police are looking into it.
My wife's going to Indonesia on holiday!
Jarkarta?
No, she wanted to go!
My wife's going to the Caribbean on holiday!
Jamaica?
No, it was her idea!
:D :rolleyes:
Thank you, thank you fans!
J