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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

I AM getting good at running out of restaurants in 3" heels.

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Plus, a 3" spike makes for a pretty good weapon.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I can't believe that most men don't just name their penis "C*CK"

Just because of how much they LOVE to hear women say it.

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My cousin, and my wife, refer to kids as DLCB's...

Daddy's little c0ck blockers...

Too true.

Wait a minute here. So when he says, "Little Boris is happy to see you" I'm supposed to say, "Get your c*ck away from me?"

I'm too old to date! Maybe I'll skip dating and just get married.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Wait a minute here. So when he says, "Little Boris is happy to see you" I'm supposed to say, "Get your c*ck away from me?"

I'm too old to date! Maybe I'll skip dating and just get married.

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No way, saying c*ck is a turnon to men... you don't say to Big Boris who is King Idiot of the dating scene.

Can you do that? Skip dating, go straight to marriage... I mean that may explain divorce rates. :p

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

No way, saying c*ck is a turnon to men... you don't say to Big Boris who is King Idiot of the dating scene.

Can you do that? Skip dating, go straight to marriage... I mean that may explain divorce rates. :p

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Right, it's a turn ON, not a turn OFF. Right, got it.

Well, I don't know. I dated my ex for two years and got divorced, knew my late husband for about 6 weeks when we got married and it lasted. So I don't know. I'll get back to you when the survey results are in.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

besides, he's hard of hearing. wouldnt hear you. tho' he can read lips and/or has success with sign language if you get your lips or hands close enough.

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KP, you kill me! You should do stand-up! :D

Thanks Judy, aside from all the brilliant legal advice you dish out, it's good to see you're not an expert on something! :p But please stay away from "Happy Winkie" because he sounds like a complete loser- really who just gets in someone else's car and starts playing with buttons?

... wait... so he called his winkie "Little Boris"?

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

really who just gets in someone else's car and starts playing with buttons?!

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Hey I used to do that.. . When I was like four.

Why are they there it your not supposed to touch them.. .

Come to think of it, as least he was just touchy with the buttons on your car.. . Thankfully he didn't feel free enough to be touchy with any other buttons. (Then you would have had permission to use the heels with full force.) I guess he must save that pleasure for date three.

Hello again,

Any man who uses the adjective "little" in the name of their whatsis, should be avoided at all costs.

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again,

Any man who uses the adjective "little" in the name of their whatsis, should be avoided at all costs.

excon

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So "Mount Fuji", is OK?

Judy, there's a reason women carry pepper spray, I think you just met a few. ;)

I've been out of the dating scene for 19 years, I don't know if I could do it anymore, especially since I only seem to attract 20 something's. I'm to old to train another man, I think I'll just keep the one I got. ;)

Exy, so true, Little, hmmm, that says it all. RUN! :)

Now for my attempt at a set up. Um, Judy, Exy, both of you are single, know a lot about the law, have a great sense of humor. Do you see what I see? Do I have to smack both of you upside the head?

Sometimes the thing your looking for most is right under your nose, hint, hint.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do you see what I see?

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Hello alty:

Uhhh, you know, doncha, that she carries a gun?

excon

Excon and the gun... hmmmm, this is really taking an interesting turn.

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello alty:

Uhhh, you know, doncha, that she carries a gun?

excon

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Exy, so do you, and it's always loaded! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Judy, there's a reason women carry pepper spray, I think you just met a few. ;)

I've been out of the dating scene for 19 years, I don't know if I could do it anymore, especially since I only seem to attract 20 somethings. I'm to old to train another man, I think I'll just keep the one I got. ;)

Exy, so true, Little, hmmm, that says it all. RUN! :)

Now for my attempt at a set up. Um, Judy, Exy, both of you are single, know alot about the law, have a great sense of humor. Do you see what I see? Do I have to smack both of you upside the head?

Sometimes the thing your looking for most is right under your nose, hint, hint.

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Let me think this over - Exy and Judy. Judy and Exy. Hmmm - intriguing thought. I've never had a bad boy and I think he qualifies. Goodness knows what he's never had and I'm not going there.

We're both single - as a matter of fact, both of us are single a couple of times, I think.

Maybe this would be a good time to get the AMHD annual face to face meeting arranged. We could meet in person and you could all watch - the face to face meeting that is.

I don't know, Exy - what do you think? Ready for a blonde in your life?

EDIT: I thought it over. Yes, this is a good idea. This is karma or kismet or K-something. Maybe K-fed. Doesn't matter. Yes, it's fate's way of telling Exy and me that we should be a couple, that we are meant for each other. And it's all thanks to Alty and her incessant meddling.

OK, I'm good to go. When is the AMHD meeting - and where?

Let's see, if two experts hook up do we both become super experts or how does that work?

For that matter, what does hook up mean?

For that matter, what DOES that tattoo say, Exy? At the moment I can't read the whole saying.

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello alty:

Uhhh, you know, doncha, that she carries a gun?

excon

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Yes, they'll be no "come over here and bring Little Excon with you." There WILL be a lot of "come over here or I'll shoot you."

Consider yourself warned.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Let me think this over - Exy and Judy. Judy and Exy. Hmmm - intriguing thought. I've never had a bad boy and I think he qualifies. Goodness knows what he's never had and I'm not going there.

We're both single - as a matter of fact, both of us are single a couple of times, I think.

Maybe this would be a good time to get the AMHD annual face to face meeting arranged. We could meet in person and you could all watch - the face to face meeting that is.

I don't know, Exy - what do you think? Ready for a blonde in your life?

EDIT: I thought it over. Yes, this is a good idea. This is karma or kismet or K-something. Maybe K-fed. Doesn't matter. Yes, it's fate's way of telling Exy and me that we should be a couple, that we are meant for each other. And it's all thanks to Alty and her incessant meddling.

OK, I'm good to go. When is the AMHD meeting - and where?

Let's see, if two experts hook up do we both become super experts or how does that work?

For that matter, what does hook up mean?

For that matter, what DOES that tattoo say, Exy? At the moment I can't read the whole saying.

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At least we all know and trust that Exy won't be introducing you to an junior member of his squad on the second date... :D

Exy, do it, do it, do it. She's a toughy, a bombshell, wears 3" heels, she may be one of the few women in the world that can handle you. ;)

My work here is done. Damn I'm good. :D

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

At least we all know and trust that Exy won't be introducing you to an junior member of his squad on the second date... :D

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No, he'll do it on the first date. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No, he'll do it on the first date. :eek:

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I've decided we should meet somewhere mid-country. Kansas City. How about that? I am taking donations for the plane fare.

Sign up here _______

Does excon's ankle bracelet allow him to travel? :p