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Alty · Mar 5, 2009, 03:50 PM

My ex's love pillow

Hey, I came up with that term, you thief! :(

simoneaugie · Mar 5, 2009, 04:05 PM

Judy, I've always thought the names were meant to make it less intimidating. Penis and Vulva are scary words!

My favorite name is for my brother-in-law's Mr. Squiggly. He named it that himself, but then most of his phone messages consist of duck noises and actual bathroom sounds, all for my sister's benefit.

Ask to name it yourself after giving it a trial. Or not.

this8384 · Mar 5, 2009, 04:07 PM

Yes, I concur with Alty... proof is needed. Photographic proof. None of this "verbal" nonsense...

nikosmom · Mar 5, 2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Mine are lefty and righty. ;)

I'll ask hubby if he's named his little guy, but in the 19 years we've been together I've never once heard him refer to his penis as anything other than the love stick. TMI?

Yeah, Alty- TMI!:p

I refer to my "girls" as my chi-chi's. Not very creative I guess. But they're DDD's so they introduce themselves. TMI?

My most recent ex, I named his naughty bits "James and the Giant Peaches". (Those things were ginormous- like freakin' navel oranges!) TMI?

Excon, I want to see this name, eh hem, just to uh see how you spell it. Yeah, yeah, uh that's the ticket...

artlady · Mar 5, 2009, 10:11 PM

My BF has a few:o
Mr.D
Dr.Dirty
Humpy and his alter ego Humpy the Camel (yeah)

I am so out of the dating scene and I think I would just want to slap someone if they told me their little friend was happy to see me.

This is the funniest post I have seen in a long time.You need to keep all of us at home women apprised of the new trends out there,I will date again,if only vicariously! :eek:

Justwantfair · Mar 5, 2009, 10:16 PM

Exy's is "Little Con Man" ;)

Alty · Mar 5, 2009, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by nikosmom

Yeah, Alty- TMI!:p

I refer to my "girls" as my chi-chi's. Not very creative I guess. But they're DDD's so they introduce themselves. TMI?

My most recent ex, I named his naughty bits "James and the Giant Peaches". (Those things were ginormous- like freakin' navel oranges!) TMI??

Excon, I want to see this name, eh hem, just to uh see how you spell it. Yeah, yeah, uh that's the ticket...

I have F's so you, they don't really need an introduction. My husband has named them, but I'm not telling! :)

nikosmom · Mar 5, 2009, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

I have F's so ya, they don't really need an introduction. My husband has named them, but I'm not telling! :)

I hope KP is reading this... eh hem... didn't you badger him about his little guy's name? :rolleyes:

KP, where are you?

Alty · Mar 5, 2009, 10:33 PM

I tried to make him tell, then Exy came on and distracted me, I forgot my mission.

KP, tell us, what's your magic wand called? :)

smurf69 · Mar 5, 2009, 11:06 PM

My ex girlfriend named my penis "princess" I did not like that at all and she told her friends in front of my that herself and princess had great fun the night before and that's y she is my ex.

ISneezeFunny · Mar 5, 2009, 11:24 PM

okok.

my penis's name is Bartok. The lefty is called Dr. Wannamaker, and righty is called Coach Hardin. It's weird, but they were my high school professors. =D

kp2171 · Mar 6, 2009, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

I tried to make him tell, then Exy came on and distracted me, I forgot my mission.

KP, tell us, what's your magic wand called? :)

Man... no special names I can think of... call me old school but when a lover says "bring your **** over here"... it seems to be enough. Call me unimaginative, but it just has never been an issue or need.

Besides, he's hard of hearing. Wouldn't hear you. Tho' he can read lips and/or has success with sign language if you get your lips or hands close enough.

JudyKayTee · Mar 6, 2009, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by artlady

This is the funniest post I have seen in a long time.You need to keep all of us at home women apprised of the new trends out there,I will date again,if only vicariously! :eek:

Honestly, it's a jungle out there. There was a time when I dated my brains out (so to speak). I think life was more simple then. Now it's - well, it's a jungle out there. Between the stranger who met me at a party and wanted to come over and have sex with my shoes and the nicknames for penis guys I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.

I swear, they are all crazy out there. I took my own car, met "I named my penis" for dinner, he leaned over me at said "What's this for?" and before I could scream, "Don't touch the dashboard" POPPED THE TOP on my car - so up popped the hard top and then I had to get out and it took both of us to snap and lock it back into place. Who does that? Don't these people ever leave their homes, go out in public?

I miss my husband.

I have been seeing an ER Doctor who is very nice but he works just about 24/7 and is on call so that gets thin after a while. I'm tired of finishing dinner by myself.

But, yes, I'll keep you informed. Good that someone is getting some enjoyment out of my wretched life.

Anyone have any cousins who aren't too very strange?

Justwantfair · Mar 6, 2009, 08:16 AM

Wow, that guy was a REAL winner... our advice, lose that number, before you end up on our relationship boards ;)

So to make matters worse, this was like a first date? And he had the balls to tell you his winkie was enjoying your presence... I would have laughed, spilled my drink in his lap and bolted and NEVER looked back.

JudyKayTee · Mar 6, 2009, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Wow, that guy was a REAL winner... our advice, lose that number, before you end up on our relationship boards ;)

So to make matters worse, this was like a first date? and he had the balls to tell you his winkie was enjoying your presence... I would have laughed, spilled my drink in his lap and bolted and NEVER looked back.

I AM getting good at running out of restaurants in 3" heels. And, no, this was actually the second date. The first date his winkie (apparently) wasn't happy to see me. :)

Justwantfair · Mar 6, 2009, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

I AM getting good at running out of restaurants in 3" heels. And, no, this was actually the second date. The first date his winkie (apparently) wasn't happy to see me. :)

It was apparently a secret winkie crush on the first date. :p

Apparently it's only appropriate to bring your winkie up in conversation on the second date or after. :D

this8384 · Mar 6, 2009, 08:31 AM

Judy, I officially love you even more for wearing 3" heels :D

kp2171 · Mar 6, 2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Between the stranger who met me at a party and wanted to come over and have sex with my shoes and the nicknames for penis guys I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.

some guys might dig that.

sorry, reminds me of a halloween party... good friend and his girlfriend dressed as a bishop and a nun. Went to a local blues bar. When she hit the dance floor, the bass player was just captivated... you could tell by his expression that all those years in private school had come to the surface when he saw that young, curvy "nun" shaking it to his bass rhythm. I serious thought he was going to come down off stage.

anyway...

this8384 · Mar 6, 2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by kp2171

some guys dig that.

Sorry, reminds me of a halloween party... Good friend and his gf dressed as a bishop and a nun. Went to a local blues bar. When she hit the dance floor, the bass player was just captivated... You could tell by his expression that all those years in private school had come to the surface when he saw that young, curvy "nun" shaking it to his bass rhythm. I serious thought he was going to come down off stage.

Anywho...

Roflmfao!!

Justwantfair · Mar 6, 2009, 10:08 AM

I can't believe that most men don't just name their penis "C*CK"

Just because of how much they LOVE to hear women say it.