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  • Apr 10, 2009, 09:57 AM
    albear

    Erm sort of :), slowly but surely
    I'm going to have to go in a bit anyhoo and I need to have it done by then :)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 10:01 AM
    nikosmom

    Wow, Bear- thanks for that link... that was helpful. Now if I can just remember to phrase it correctly!
  • Apr 10, 2009, 10:04 AM
    albear

    Lol no worries NM :)

    OK guys and gals I got to be off for a while, cya'll later :)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 10:46 AM
    Justwantfair

    So anyhoo...

    I ended up screwing up the lunch anyway.

    Order a medium pizza, they told me it's about a 15-16 incher. I think that should be fine for three people.

    I ran to go pick it up and come back as her husband and one of her six children are getting out of the car. So shoot, now I have ordered for three which is turning out to be five.?

    So then I get upstairs and she says this is all you got?? I said yeah, that's a medium, I didn't know about anyone else, but I thought that would be fine for three people. So we open the box and max this is a 12 inch pizza cut into 16 pieces. Not even really enough for three... so she left to go out to lunch with her husband and son. Wonder if I am in trouble for this one?
  • Apr 10, 2009, 10:48 AM
    Alty

    Hi everyone!

    This 919 person is ticking me off!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ve-303617.html

    Last page. Grrrrr. :(
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:04 PM
    Justwantfair
    I am wearing this shirt and it makes my tummy look bigger and then I looked at my belly button and OMG it looked bigger too!

    Could I be pregnant??

    I forgot to add that my tubes are tied right now.
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:05 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Maybe your new career should be belly dancing.
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I am wearing this shirt and it makes my tummy look bigger and then I looked at my belly button and OMG it looked bigger too!!

    Could I be prego???

    I forgot to add that my tubes are tied right now.

    You are pregnant, but it's not human. You were abducted by aliens and carrying the demon seed. Abort, abort! ;)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Maybe your new career should be belly dancer.

    Picturing it! Picturing it! Hmmmm, not bad. ;)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:12 PM
    albear

    I agree with joe :D

    Hi everyone
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:13 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You are pregnant, but it's not human. You were abducted by aliens and carrying the demon seed. Abort, abort! ;)

    LOL, only the response my favorite Alty would give.

    Just wondering why I tied my tubes in the first place, I wonder if I could sue my doctor... maybe I could talk to one of these attorneys work out an arrangement... who lets a 23 yo tie their tubes! Geesh.
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:14 PM
    Justwantfair

    Maybe belly dancing would help cure this roll that I accumulated sometime in the last year. Damnit.
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:16 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    So anyhoo...

    I ended up screwing up the lunch anyway.

    Order a medium pizza, they told me it's about a 15-16 incher. I think that should be fine for three people.

    I ran to go pick it up and come back as her husband and one of her six children are getting out of the car. So shoot, now I have ordered for three which is turning out to be five. ???

    So then I get upstairs and she says this is all you got??? I said yeah, that's a medium, I didn't know about anyone else, but I thought that would be fine for three people. So we open the box and max this is a 12 inch pizza cut into 16 pieces. Not even really enough for three... so she left to go out to lunch with her husband and son. Wonder if I am in trouble for this one?


    Ahhh no worries justy its over with now :)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:17 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    LOL, only the response my favorite Alty would give.

    Just wondering why I tied my tubes in the first place, I wonder if I could sue my doctor.... maybe I could talk to one of these attorneys work out an arrangement... who lets a 23 yo tie their tubes!! Geesh.

    A 23 year old? How the heck did he finish med school at 23? Hmmm, something is fishy here! ;)

    I'd get a second opinion.

    If you are, Andrea is a nice name. :D
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:18 PM
    Alty

    Hi Bear bum. :)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    A 23 year old? How the heck did he finish med school at 23? Hmmm, something is fishy here! ;)

    I'd get a second opinion.

    If you are, Andrea is a nice name. :D

    No goofy, I had my tubes tied at 23. I wish my doctor had tried to talk me out of it. I now regret it.
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:21 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    No goofy, I had my tubes tied at 23. I wish my doctor had tried to talk me out of it. I now regret it.

    Oh. Darnit. I was doing the math and thought, no way is this kid a doctor. Poo, I need a beer. ;)

    You could get it reversed Justy.
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:26 PM
    Justwantfair

    Yeah, it's a $7,000.00 procedure.

    Actually, IVF is covered by my insurance even though I had my tubes tied. (I am sterile by surgerical means). So I would probably go that route, would have just been nice not to have done it in the first place. :)
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:27 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hi Bear bum. :)

    Hi alty
    Lol I forgot about bear bum
    So now I have 3 nick-nick names :D
  • Apr 10, 2009, 12:27 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Yeah, it's a $7,000.00 procedure.

    Actually, IVF is covered by my insurance even though I had my tubes tied. (I am sterile by surgerical means). So I would probably go that route, would have just been nice not to have done it in the first place. :)

    Too late to look back, time to look forward dear.

    Wow, that was deep. :D

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