Wow, Retsy, I thought we had lost you for good, scared you away. Good to see you back! :)

Starby, I think Rebbie is right, we should write a book. "Starby and Alty's adventures on AMHD". It would be a huge hit. :)

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Wow, Retsy, I thought we had lost you for good, scared you away. Good to see you back! :)

Starby, I think Rebbie is right, we should write a book. "Starby and Alty's adventures on AMHD". It would be a huge hit. :)

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Are advanced copies available?? Free?

Later... gotta go now... shopping with Marta... YIPPIE... :(

Admit it Stringer, you like shopping with Marta. :)

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Wow, Retsy, I thought we had lost you for good, scared you away. Good to see you back! :)

Starby, I think Rebbie is right, we should write a book. "Starby and Alty's adventures on AMHD". It would be a huge hit. :)

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The Awesome and occasionally annoying adventures of Alty and Starby on AMHD! Hmmmm! This could be the next best seller! :D

It really could Starby. Heck, if we looked at old threads, copy, paste, print, publish, who wouldn't want to read all of our shenanigans?

We could be the next big thing, the next coffee table book, the next household name. Yup, Starby and Alty join forces, the world will never be the same. :)

If nothing else it would have humour, sobbing, blood and gore, and a couple of drunken broads that thought they could write a book! LOL!

Is it too early to have a beer and start the first chapter? Hahahahaha!

Starby, it's never too early to have a beer, it's always noon somewhere. ;)

Okay, first Chapter; Starby and Alty find AMHD, they didn't see it coming. ;)

Chapter Two:: Alty has too many beers and invites total stranger to stay at her house! LOL!

Chapter Three:
Total stranger inprisoned in Alty's basement as S&M sex slave, gets access to computer and turns out to be Stringer.

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Chapter Three:
Total stranger inprisoned in Alty's basement as S&M sex slave, gets access to computer and turns out to be Stringer.

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Run for your lives!! :eek::eek::eek:

... Alty!. you didn't?!

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Chapter Three:
Total stranger inprisoned in Alty's basement as S&M sex slave, gets access to computer and turns out to be Stringer.

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Ouugh... OH! Exposed!

Marta has a strange glare in her eye... she wants you to explain... I sense trouble...

It's a work of fiction loosly based on real life. That's all.

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It's a work of fiction loosly based on real life. That's all.

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Thanks Mag... she has calmed down now... whewwwww... she can bite!

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Thanks Mag....she has calmed down now.......whewwwww.....she can bite!

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How did you get loose? Get back in your cell! :mad:

She re-hooked his collar to the rack.

And re-inserted the ball gag. :)

And the 6 foot, knotted rope. Hemp rope. Go green!

Green is great!

Don't forget the furry pink handcuffs and leather mask. :)

Wow... give you an inch and you want more... huh? I'll tell you Alty... hee hee and hee...

Well we are off to a New Year's Eve Parteeeeeee... can we say... "have fun Stringer" nIcely now... all together...

"Yes we can Stringer....'have fun now, you super guy!"

Have fun Stringer! :)

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give you an inch and you want more.

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Do you not know me at all? ;)

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Have fun Stringer! :)


Do you not know me at all? ;)

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Yep, very well I might add... I was understating... hee hee

Later... Thank you for the nice wish.

Everyone please have a safe and Happy New Year!

You too Stringer. Mine is easy, staying home, watching movies, drinking beer, eating food, you know, the usual. Maybe a bit of midnight nookie, but I'm playing that by ear. ;)

Have a good one Stringman. :)

Hey! Hey! You forgot the whip!

Stringer stole my whip, won't give it back. It really is a miracle that I got him tied up and gagged in the first place.

Darnit, I'm tipsy again. Am I making any sense? ;)

Hey Mag, how do you feel about being tied up? :)

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Stringer stole my whip, won't give it back. It really is a miracle that I got him tied up and gagged in the first place.

Darnit, I'm tipsy again. Am I making any sense? ;)

Hey Mag, how do you feel about being tied up? :)

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You NEVER asked me if I WANTED TIED UP>>>>YOU just did it~! Whip? She has this thing about whips Mag... she thinks that someday she will get it back.. .BBWWWAaaaaaaaaahahahhaa.SHE GAVE IT TO ME! (The whip has a name... susy)

But, I have many things and one is a master key to everything...

See Starby... :eek:

Stringer, I do as I please, that's why I didn't ask if you wanted to be tied up. As for the whip, I let you keep her, I just make you believe that you have the power, when really, you don't. :)

Now Mag is your cell mate, and you are both my little minions. Yes, you will do as I wish, you know you will, otherwise I'll bring out the hose. Muwahahahahaha!

Now, eat your mush like a good boy and get back in your corner.

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Stringer, I do as I please, that's why I didn't ask if you wanted to be tied up. As for the whip, I let you keep her, I just make you believe that you have the power, when really, you don't. :)

Now Mag is your cell mate, and you are both my little minions. Yes, you will do as I wish, you know you will, otherwise I'll bring out the hose. Muwahahahahaha!

Now, eat your mush like a good boy and get back in your corner.

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I have to run little girl, but here this 'lil dolly will help you keep busy!:):)

Dolly! Mine! My dolly, nice dolly, bye bye Stwinger. :)

I'm really scared.

You should be. ;)

Starby wake up, I need my side kick!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/3...se-297604.html

To the rescue! :D

I knew you'd come through.

Company's here, got to run. Be good everyone.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

happy new year!! WHOOPIE!!

Happy new year everyone! Love you guys!

Back at you Spidey! Happy New Year to you too! Hope you are having a good night, and that Jack is sleeping soundly! ;) Give him a smooch from Auntie Starbs and Nikster! :D

Well isn't this just a big ball 'o fun! Cheers all! ;)

Wow! New year... why doesn't it feel any different?

5... 4... 3... 2... 1! Yep... nothing different!

Happy New Year Stringman! Cheerzzz! ::clink::

I'm so happy my family has stuck to their normal New Years Eve tradition! ;)

Well.. a warm Happy New Year from Marta and me.. :)