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  • Jul 18, 2010, 06:52 PM
    Cat1864

    Alty, I have always loved this list. :)
  • Jul 18, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    This was hilarious!

    JD, I just made my own solar panels for my camp! Very handy in deed, and it only cost me $200!
  • Jul 18, 2010, 09:30 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    You're an illegal immigrant? You never became a Canadian citizen? ARE YOU ON THE RUN? :eek:

    LOL! Landed immigrant WG, big difference.

    I can live here, work her, have everything a Canadian has. The only things I'm not allowed to do are jury duty (no big loss), and vote (my pick never wins anyway). :)

    The only thing that is really annoying is not being able to get a passport without having to jump through hoops. In order to get my passport (which is of course German) renewed, I have to fly to Victoria. It's a pain in the butt, which is why I haven't gotten it renewed.

    So, I'm out of the running for being a Canadian slave. Oh poo, and I was so looking forward to it. ;) :p
  • Jul 19, 2010, 05:02 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Remember kids, I'm not a Canadian, I only live in Canada, so I'm exempt from being a "Canadian" slave. :D :cool:

    Your right, your german, one of MY neighbouring countries hint hint ;)
  • Jul 19, 2010, 11:36 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    I'm thinking I might need Bella, she sounds like she is very handy:D

    So maybe Auction?

    I got dibs in. Besides, I need new solar panels.
  • Jul 19, 2010, 01:55 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    JD, I just made my own solar panels for my camp! Very handy in deed, and it only cost me $200!

    I hope you didn't do it on the Sabbath. If so, we might have to find a way to punish you. :D
  • Jul 19, 2010, 02:09 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    your right, your german, one of MY neighbouring countries hint hint ;)

    Ah, but it's a catch 22 Bear. I may not be a Canadian, but I do live in Canada.

    I'm neutral.

    No one can own me, although many have tried. ;)
  • Jul 19, 2010, 02:38 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ah, but it's a catch 22 Bear. I may not be a Canadian, but I do live in Canada.

    I'm neutral.

    No one can own me, although many have tried. ;)

    But the bible says: 4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations.


    So since your from germany, but if taken you'd be from canada this means your fair game from anyone who's a neighbour of either countries :D

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