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  • Apr 28, 2010, 10:07 PM
    BlackVY

    Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
  • Apr 29, 2010, 12:57 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

    Well, you do have a point there!

    Thanks for your insightful and profound answer! :)
  • Apr 29, 2010, 01:51 AM
    KISS
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    Because the sign said to:
  • Apr 29, 2010, 02:07 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Because the sign said to:

    There you go! That's funny! :p
  • Apr 29, 2010, 02:12 AM
    KISS

    Did you know that chickens are color blind?

    I figured that I once saw a duck crossing sign, that there had to be a chicken crossing sign so I found one.
  • Apr 29, 2010, 02:20 AM
    Clough
    No. I didn't know that they are color blind.

    Good find there on the sign!
  • Apr 29, 2010, 06:30 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Did you know that chickens are color blind?

    I figured that I once saw a duck crossing sign, that there had to be a chicken crossing sign so I found one.

    The bad thing is that I have seen those signs in use. Last place we lived, there was a guy down the road who could not keep his chickens on his side of the road.

    I think they crossed the road to see how many accidents they could cause.:rolleyes:
  • Apr 29, 2010, 01:00 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    The bad thing is that I have seen those signs in use. Last place we lived, there was a guy down the road who could not keep his chickens on his side of the road.

    I think they crossed the road to see how many accidents they could cause.:rolleyes:

    Probably so... LOL! :p
  • May 8, 2010, 01:17 AM
    Clough
    I still don't know the answer to the question and I don't want to die without knowing the answer! :eek:

    Thanks! :D
  • May 8, 2010, 04:27 AM
    artlady

    He was going to a protest at the local KFC?
    Kentucky Fried Chicken.
  • May 8, 2010, 10:01 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    He was going to a protest at the local KFC?
    Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    Man, those chickens are smart! Must be the genetic engineering they do on them!
  • May 8, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Unknown008

    They want to go to the dentist to know when they'll be getting teeth?

    From the french expression "Quand les poules auront des dents" (or When chicken will have teeth)
  • May 12, 2010, 04:18 PM
    twinkiedooter

    The chicken crossed the road so he wouldn't be deported.

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