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    #21

    Apr 28, 2010, 10:07 PM

    Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
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    Apr 29, 2010, 12:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
    Well, you do have a point there!

    Thanks for your insightful and profound answer! :)
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    #23

    Apr 29, 2010, 01:51 AM

    Because the sign said to:
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    Apr 29, 2010, 02:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Because the sign said to:
    There you go! That's funny! :p
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    #25

    Apr 29, 2010, 02:12 AM

    Did you know that chickens are color blind?

    I figured that I once saw a duck crossing sign, that there had to be a chicken crossing sign so I found one.
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    Apr 29, 2010, 02:20 AM
    No. I didn't know that they are color blind.

    Good find there on the sign!
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    Apr 29, 2010, 06:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Did you know that chickens are color blind?

    I figured that I once saw a duck crossing sign, that there had to be a chicken crossing sign so I found one.
    The bad thing is that I have seen those signs in use. Last place we lived, there was a guy down the road who could not keep his chickens on his side of the road.

    I think they crossed the road to see how many accidents they could cause.:rolleyes:
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    Apr 29, 2010, 01:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    The bad thing is that I have seen those signs in use. Last place we lived, there was a guy down the road who could not keep his chickens on his side of the road.

    I think they crossed the road to see how many accidents they could cause.:rolleyes:
    Probably so... LOL! :p
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    May 8, 2010, 01:17 AM
    I still don't know the answer to the question and I don't want to die without knowing the answer! :eek:

    Thanks! :D
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    #30

    May 8, 2010, 04:27 AM

    He was going to a protest at the local KFC?
    Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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    May 8, 2010, 10:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    He was going to a protest at the local KFC?
    Kentucky Fried Chicken.
    Man, those chickens are smart! Must be the genetic engineering they do on them!
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    #32

    May 8, 2010, 10:40 PM

    They want to go to the dentist to know when they'll be getting teeth?

    From the french expression "Quand les poules auront des dents" (or When chicken will have teeth)
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    May 12, 2010, 04:18 PM

    The chicken crossed the road so he wouldn't be deported.
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