I'm not sure if this is the right section to put it in, maybe the Members Discussion but it can always be moved;)


Do you find yourself sitting on your butt reading thread after thread, typing till your hands have become this super typing machine.

Well I have- I've recently joined the wonderful world of AMHD and find myself posting even at work and now as we speak [ahem 1:37AM].

I know there are more of you addicted Ask Me Helpers out there. So what can we do about this, after all we are helping people...

Have any stories? Did you get caught at work? Has your spouse complained [mine just did- teehee]

MRS.S

Hi, mudweiser!

Yes, I'm truly addicted! Perhaps it might be good for people to discuss the pros and cons to being addicted to here as well as proactively discuss the times when and why it might be good to stay on with someone at a particular time as well as when it's okay to leave.

I know, that for me, it can sometimes be a problem being on here so much. But, for the times when we're trying to help someone who's in some sort of crisis, it can be great to share with them and know that we've touched their lives in some sort of meaningful, helpful way.

Thanks!

I have a lot of free time, and I mean a lot. I am here or on YouTube etc almost all day.

But I've gotten into the habbit of getting out, try to make an agreement to exercise with a friend, go for walks, and generally be active. If you keep to a schedule or regular rutine the joy of exercise will pull you away from the computer.

Also, try timing yourself. Say, OK, I usually spend X amount of time, I will only allow for Z amount of time. If you don't listen then don't be upset, it takes time, but you have to keep on yourself to stop at a fixed time. Also, start small. So, cut back by maybe an hour, or so and continue to cut back more and more until you do it to a reasonable extent.

Keeping yourself occupied in other activies, not just exercise (is that spelled right?) but reading books, make some really nice dinners or bake some food. Mmmm food. I'd advice you to refrain form the T.V. and videogames too, as they are pretty much the same thing.

Try joining a group, or getting friends together, for movie nights, games nights, dancing, learn to play guitar (I love my guitfidle and I only just started to play it with in the last month, though I've had it for like 6 years. Videogames sucked the motivation right out of me. Yes It was my fault.)

Maybe try meditaion, very hard to do, I have not bin able to, but I would love to do it. I s'pose the only way to get good at it, is by doing it, and being strong. Focus your mind and think of one thing, breathing, then picture a wondreful quiet natuaral place. Peace of mind makes it easier to sort out life, especailly when it's really not important, and you stress over it.

Volunteer your extra time, kind of like what you may do here, but up close and personal. I volunteer for a women's shelter, no I don't really go there, I work at our local court house and I'm a liaison between clients (male and female) and lawers. I help them find their place with in the court so they don't have to feel intimidated, lost, confused, or alone. I see a lot of very emotional people through tough times, and try to give them reasurence, and support as best I can. It can be very gratifying, just knowing that some one who was about to break down and pretty much just give up, didn't because you gave them something as small as a moment of your time. But there are tons of different things that you can do, like look after animals, or teen youth group leader, and so forth.

I think the idea is to try and get out there, live life, I would advise against drinking/ drugs for any one, mostly because I've never seen any one really live while under the influence of them. Really it makes us dumb, they are self stupidifying acts. Might as well get a lobotomy and stay that way for the rest of your life. Sorry, I'm pretty against such acts. The family has a history of such things and I've seen the after math of what they do to a person, as well as the effects during. It's hard to watch...

Any who Moving on. I hope that helps, and gives you some direction.

Sorry I rambled on so long...

Hi, mudweiser!

Yes, I'm truly addicted! Perhaps it might be good for people to discuss the pros and cons to being addicted to here as well as proactively discuss the times when and why it might be good to stay on with someone at a particular time as well as when it's okay to leave.

I know, that for me, it can sometimes be a problem being on here so much. But, for the times when we're trying to help someone who's in some sort of crisis, it can be great to share with them and know that we've touched their lives in some sort of meaningful, helpful way.

Thanks!

That is so true. Perhaps we need to remember that we can not save others, they had to save themselves, just as we need to save ourselves...

I enjoy helping others where I can as I think most of us here do too. But I have to say that my butt hurts, my heck hurts, my fingers hurt and my eyes cross without warning... after slapping myself occasionally I seem to be good for a few more hours on the Desk though.

I think that I need help... hehehe.

Stringer

I'm addicted. I admit it. I even try to answer a question and talk with my son at the same time. Sometimes my posts reflect this as I get stuff wrong. Yes. My kid never shuts up so I don't mind asking him to repeat something he's said.

I think I've helped some folks on here with some of their questions so I don't feel this is a waste of time. It does make time go by much faster though. I'll start cruising the boards and bam it's 2AM.

Sometimes I don't post my answer but just like to read what other members have posted.

Each day I go down my huge list of favorite internet sites and read all the news - world and national and local and lots of other interesting stuff and then come back to AMHD and settle in and try to help out posters.

It CAN become a real addiction though... I'm warning you..!

Hi, My name is chuck and I am a amhd addict.

I have cut down a lot since getting custody of my son every night but still find myself on here too much.

Hi, My name is chuck and I am a amhd addict.

Haha that made me chuckle.

MRS.S

I go through cycles... will be here all the time for a time... then some... then off almost completely... repeat...

I also cycle in and out of groups. Tho' I'm mostly in adult sex, I've spent time in fitness, relationships, and a few other areas consistently. When my mind is tired or I'm in a rut, I don't have the patience for relationships... even tho' I like to give advice there.

Addicted? I suppose.

I came here for advice about my furnace. Stayed for sex talk.

Oops.

I consider myself addicted, but it's addiction that I am not going to give up and it IS one of my healthiest addictions by far.

My partner calls this my Dear Abby website and while he isn't one for counseling or sharing "feelings", I am exactly the opposite.

I have found bringing some of my own experiences can bring help to so many, because everyone has a story. I have also found that when I am having a problem looking for a solution, the VOLUMES of helpful, educated, intelligent people on this site have given me fresh perspective on the situation.

I love this site. I hope that everyone who visits does.

It has also been so enlightening how much you can learn of a person's character by a simple post or thread.

Guilty... although I come and go in spurts it seems.

Oh yeah,for sure, addicted!
So much so that I am beginning to give myself time restraints.
I don't always hold myself to them,but at least I am aware.
They say that awareness is half the battle toward change,we shall see.
I am not working and I am here alone all day but when I get on here I don't feel so alone :)

I enjoy helping others where I can as I think most of us here do too. But I have to say that my butt hurts, my heck hurts, my fingers hurt and my eyes cross without warning...after slapping myself occasionally I seem to be good for a few more hours on the Desk though.

I think that I need help...hehehe.

Stringer



I don't have to slap myself. Other people on AMHD keep slapping me, saving me the trouble.

I don't have to slap myself. Other people on AMHD keep slapping me, saving me the trouble.

Where does exy keep slapping you? The naughty boy. ;)

where does exy keep slapping you? the naughty boy. ;)

Hey this isn't going to be a dirty thread KP [you sex-talk/dirty-maker addict] ;)

I am truly addicted. I'm on here at work, when I wake up at 2 am for no reason, and on and off throughout the day.

AMHD is my drug of choice.

MRS.S

I find myself coming back for more and more all the time I cannot wait to see what is going to show up next I am on here at least 5 times a day...

I find myself coming back for more and more all the time i cannot wait to see what is going to show up next i am on here at least 5 times a day....

Wow, please tell me how to reduce my time... only five times a day, you're doing fine Nitelight... Opps... my eyes just crossed again,, (:::SLAP:::: Aaaaaa,, better):rolleyes:

I am just here once a day... it just all the hours I put in in the one visit a day that gets me into trouble.

Hey this isn't going to be a dirty thread KP [you sex-talk/dirty-maker addict] ;)
MRS.S

oh darlin, every thread can become a "dirty thread"... until the mods restrict me with virtual straight jackets and de facto censorship.

sorry.

I is what I is. You can slap my knuckles if you want.

pretty please? =)

is what i is. you can slap my knuckles if you want. pretty please? =)


You asked for it. Grr.
http://z.about.com/d/toys/1/0/B/B/PunchCrushGloves2.jpg

MRS.S

Too funny.

Truly addicted... have even gone into work early to get caught up on some work but can't... seem... to... resist... the... pull. I find myself signing on, just to take a peek. Before I know it, it is just about time to go meet my class... :)

I am so addicted to amhd! Sometimes I don't even blink while looking at the screen and my eyes become bloodshot. I look like I'm on drugs!

Luckily my partner works night shift so I can sit up late reading posts! And yes... I am terribly addicted... I just went nearly 3 weeks without the internet and this was the first site I jumped onto when we finally got online!

I am pretty new to this and I can't stop either!! I came in with a one time question and never left. Lucky for me I have a job that doesn't require a whole lot of time or effort. The majority of my day I sit and surf the net or instant message. I love reading other peoples stories. In some sense it's a relief to know I am not alone in some of my crazy thoughts and feelings. I love most of all seeing all the same users each day and feel connected to them in a sense. Like I want to hang out with them or something.

YES! What the heck is wrong with all of us anyway? If I get on in the morning... it ain't going to be a good day for the kiddies, no dinner, no clean undies and they better not bug me when I am giving one of my brilliant answers... because it can get ugly.

"brilliant answers" haha that just cracked me up!

Sunflower,

Read them a weep sister... nothing but sheer brilliance... ha ha... :)

That's why your classy!!

Hello mud:

Well, I for one hate it here, and I ain't never coming back.

excon

Hello mud:

Well, I for one hate it here, and I ain't never coming back.

excon

Says the one with 10,853 Posts!

Sarah

Exy, never leaving.

He wouldn't know what to do without us here. Same as we wouldn't know what to do without him.

Says the one with 10,853 Posts!

Sarah

Good one!

I haven't been here very long and I already know the value of excon... where would we be without your dry humour :)

Hello mud:

Well, I for one hate it here, and I ain't never coming back.

excon

Exyyyyy,

You are never going to leave. You think you know everything and what you don't know you make up. :p SIDES... we'd miss you.

Luckily I have the internet on my phone so I won't get in trouble for using the computer for personal usage while I am at work.

Most of my co-workers think I be texting people.

My daughter constantly ask me "what is ask me help desk?"

My fiancé doesn't mind as long as it isn't a dating site and he reads some of the threads with me from time to time.

I think this site rocks.

Hello mud:

Well, I for one hate it here, and I ain't never coming back.

excon

Yep... and the sun won't come up, the river won't raise and each day will be a comfortable 72 degrees... :D

I've been here for a while... found it by googling if NC ever gets your ex back lol but I've learned a lot and I see the real reason of NC is to heal. Grown up a lot. Thanks AMHD.

AMHD addict? Most definitely. When I have free time and urges to talk to ex, I come on here to answer questions or post stuff on my threads. Helps a lot. Instead of a girl addict, now I'm a AMHD addict. Lol sounds pathetic but you got to do what you got to do to keep NC from your ex - none12345

I never even knew what NC stood for until I came here :o
I had to read through a few posts on the NC calendar pages to figure it out lol

I never even knew what NC stood for until I came here :o
I had to read through a few posts on the NC calendar pages to figure it out lol

Just sit in your most comfortable chair, let the warm sun bath your face, have some great hot coffee with hazelnut creamer, relax, close your eyes and it will all become clear my dear... :D:)

I've been here for a while... found it by googling if NC ever gets your ex back lol but i've learned alot and i see the real reason of NC is to heal. Grown up alot. Thanks AMHD.

AMHD addict? Most definitely. When i have free time and urges to talk to ex, i come on here to answer questions or post stuff on my threads. Helps alot. Instead of a girl addict, now im a AMHD addict. lol sounds pathetic but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep NC from your ex - none12345

I think this is a wonderful website while you are going through no contact.

It is such a difficult process and that is why we see the continuation of so many toxic relationships. This website helps in SO many ways, I don't know where I was before here. I get help with my problems, satisfaction from helping others with theirs and confidence in the fact that I am not the only screwed up one out there and in fact there are others in worse situations then I am.

I think this is a wonderful website while you are going through no contact.

It is such a difficult process and that is why we see the continuation of so many toxic relationships. This website helps in SO many ways, I don't know where I was before here. I get help with my problems, satisfaction from helping others with theirs and confidence in the fact that I am not the only screwed up one out there and in fact there are others in worse situations then I am.

But, but... but... you are one of my heroes... you are a mountain of strength, you can't have problems... nope... you are the one I turn to...

But, but......but...you are one of my heroes.....you are a mountain of strength, you can't have problems.....nope...you are the one I turn to.....

Awwe, you are such a sweet guy Stringer. Thanks.

I only have one problem, he comes in the form of an ex-husband. UGH.

Oh and then there is the commitment phobic man I date.

And the crappy job I have.

The fact that my mother OD'd again yesterday and is back in rehab.

And then there is... j/k.

I live a good life. If we didn't have our own problems, how would we help others with theirs?

Awwe, you are such a sweet guy Stringer. Thanks.

I only have one problem, he comes in the form of an ex-husband. UGH.

Oh and then there is the commitment phobic man I date.

And the crappy job I have.

The fact that my mother OD'd again yesterday and is back in rehab.

And then there is... j/k.

I live a good life. If we didn't have our own problems, how would we help others with theirs?

Nope... I need my heroes... (Stringer holding his hands over his ears) you said 'one problem'... ok then, ONE only... pick. :)

I dreamt of AMHD last night- this confirms that I have an addiction.

Sarah

Stringer,

I don't have any problems today. So we don't have to pick any.

It's a beautiful day outside. Would you be my neighbor, would you be mine? Could you be mine?

Stringer,

I don't have any problems today. So we don't have to pick any.

It's a beautiful day outside. Would you be my neighbor, would you be mine? could you be mine?

(Okay)... ~~~~~'It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood'~~~~~~'today we are going to be good neighbors'~~~~''Can I be your neighbor?' 'Do you know that neighbors can be good friends?' 'Can we say "good neighbors?" 'I like this plan, can you be neighbors with your hero?' :D

Herbie, what did you dream about? Do tell!

Herbie, what did you dream about? Do tell!

HEY how'd you know about that?

I'll post my dream at lunch time. I need to get back to work =(

Sarah

HEY how'd you know about that?

I'll post my dream at lunch time. I need to get back to work =(

Sarah

I clime in to late on the confusion because I was up playing tag with my fiancé. I had no clue you was confuse about your gender, hehehe

Herbie is your alter ego!? Only playing! :-)

I love AMHD very muchly. :)... and like to think that I have made a difference. :)

I clime in to late on the confusion because I was up playing tag with my fiance. I had no clue you was confuse about your gender, hehehe

Herbie is your alter ego!?! Only playing! :-)

Ha ha! Oops laughing too loud in my cubicle.

I can't believe I had to make a signature for Herb- it had to be done or other readers would think I am gender confused-- haha now that would be funny.

Sarah [is not a man... I think]

Herbie, what did you dream about? Do tell!

I'm posting it on this thread (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/mudweiser-what-gender-you-342175.html).

Sarah

Hello, my name is Alty and I am an AMHDoholic. I spend at least 3 hours a day on AMHD, that's all I'm admitting to, can't make me admit to more, denial is my right!

I may need help. :(

Hello, my name is Alty and I am an AMHDoholic. I spend at least 3 hours a day on AMHD, that's all I'm admitting to, can't make me admit to more, denial is my right!

I may need help. :(

Cute!

I'm a AMHDoholic but don't know where to go to kick the habbit. I answer the same question everyday regardless if I am sick of it. Don't know why! When I signed up to this site there was no disclaimer about you becoming addictted to this site but I did and have to have my daily dose of AMHD.

I overheard that the admins are trying to get AMHD & Twitter together.. Now that's double the addiction. It's AMHD on crack.


SHHH..
They're omniscient.

Sarah

Hello, my name is Alty and I am an AMHDoholic. I spend at least 3 hours a day on AMHD, that's all I'm admitting to, can't make me admit to more, denial is my right!

I may need help. :(

LOL Alty, you make AMHD sound like alcoholics anonymous =P

I overheard that the admins are trying to get AMHD & Twitter together.. Now that's double the addiction. It's AMHD on crack.


SHHH..
They're omniscient.

Sarah

What is Twitter?

What is Twitter?

See thread: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/active-members/do-you-twitter-341503.html

Sarah

Yes, I too, will not give up my daily fix.

I love it here. I'm not leaving.

I've been reading the threads for a long time and finally joined in.

I can tell you that many, many of you have helped me more than I can tell you (probably way more than you want to read).

For that, I THANK YOU ALL FOR SHARING YOUR WISDOM AND HUMOR!!

Yes, I too, will not give up my daily fix.

I love it here. I'm not leaving.

I've been reading the threads for a long time and finally joined in.

I can tell you that many, many of you have helped me more than I can tell you (probably way more than you want to read).

For that, I THANK YOU ALL FOR SHARING YOUR WISDOM AND HUMOR!!!

.. mine especially right.. right? [humor]


Glad we can help you =) I too read old threads for questions I have or just general concerns.
AMHD is the best.

Sarah

..mine especially right..right? [humor]


Glad we can help you =) I too read old threads for questions I have or just general concerns.
AMHD is the best.

Sarah

Oh, yes, especially yours!!

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:3g7t52m0fL4n4M:http://ziade.org/pycommunity/pycon/PyCon07/media/winner.png

I win!

Thanks for admitting your addiction, now please step aside there is a line of people still trying to get admitted into the ward.

-single file everybody!-
http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0403/20040323-single-file.jpg

Sarah

Yup, me! ;)

Hmm, should I be worried I'm going to become addicted? I like this site and I do find myself reading threads but I usually get distracted by my toddler before I finish or can respond to anything I read.

Hmm, should I be worried I'm going to become addicted? I like this site and I do find myself reading threads but I usually get distracted by my toddler before I finish or can respond to anything I read.

Fresh meat..

I have a toddler too. Make sure you give HER attention before AMHD. You don't want her to think that the computer is more important than her.

Every time my daughter tugs at me I go do whatever she wants me to do. I'm in and out of AMHD. Questions will always be there- the computer is always going to be there but your toddler will soon grow up to be a pimply teen and say "leave me alone-- I need my space mom".
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QN90oJ4wNt2dkM:http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/2/B/squeakyteen.jpg

If your writing a response keep it on the computer and come back to it later- the thread will always be there [unless it's closed by an administrator or moderator because it was inappropriate].

You'll be fine! AMHD is always better than any street drug ;)

Sarah

I think I'm more addicted today than ever! I might need medication to get me off!

LOL. And what of me... I finally got that connection form home... I'll be on here nearly always... until school is back... on Monday :eek:!!

i think i'm more addicted today than ever! i might need medication to get me off!

Is it because you found someone? =P

Is it because you found someone? =P

Um yes! *blushes*

Hello, my name is Starby, and I don't know what the hell all you people are talking about!! Did you not receive your AMHD non addiction kit in the mail that included the pills? They are the ones labeled "denial." I feel just fine, and I'm not addicted to this place at all! That's just silly!

No I wouldn't say your addicted. You have 3,121 posts since Jan of 2008- which makes it an estimated average of 8 posts per day [where as mine is at an average of 14 posts per day :(]

You've survived the disease!

Sarah

The weird thing about me... is that I found the site once, posted my first question, got the answer and returned only after three months. Then, the addiction started... 10 posts per day, then 15, and more!! Then school work and tuition work started being bulky and I had to slow down on here. Then my dad had some... umm problems and I re-entered the site after some months. Afterwards, no more internet, only way to connect is through library, where I could go only after school if I hadn't tuition. Finally, got a connection from NetPC, which turned out to be a cr*p of connection. Re- library. And now, got the connection :D

Mine averages out to 8 posts a day... I had nearly a month with no internet though *cries* it took me ages to catch back up!

Hello, my name is Starby, and I don't know what the hell all you people are talkin about!!? Did you not receive your AMHD non addiction kit in the mail that included the pills?? They are the ones labeled "denial." I feel just fine, and I'm not addicted to this place at all!! That's just silly!

What pills? My kit only has used bandaids and eye drops. And the eye drops did not help with the red eyes and burning!

what pills? my kit only has used bandaids and eye drops. and the eye drops did not help with the red eyes and burning!

Oh, I forgot! You have to have 201 posts to receive your kit. It may be too late for you now! :p

Awwww you meannies, but the pack is so awesome, we wouldn't want her to miss out!

But... did you guys get your lousy toasters? They are defective!

My toaster put jesus on my bread. It's on eBay right now, bid bid bid!

My toaster put jesus on my bread. It's on ebay right now, bid bid bid!

Oh geeezzzz... lol

Oh, I forgot! You have to have 201 posts to receive your kit. It may be too late for you now! :p

<<< OK I'm back with 201 posts! Lol

Are there any left Starby??

Man! It went back to 200 because curlyben shut down the condum thread!

<<< ok i'm back with 201 posts!! lol

Okay, now here's what you got to do before you are 100% eligible for this kit. Go and answer 10 "Am I Pregnant" questions... and you must get 8 out of 10 correct for a passing grade... and then after reviewing your final score, your kit shall be sent. Are you ready? On your marks... get steady... GO!

okay, now here's what you gotta do before you are 100% eligible for this kit. Go and answer 10 "am i pregnant" questions...and you must get 8 out of 10 correct for a passing grade...and then after reviewing your final score, your kit shall be sent. Are you ready? On your marks... Get steady....go!!

Lol!!

10 am I pregnant questions...

That's not going to take long!


Awww I was just about to go check on that thread... damn...

Are there any left Starby???

I'm sure there are some dusty ones left in the warehouse!

Oh, and XOXO... 10 points off for spelling "condom" wrong! Hahahaha! Sorry, had to do it! Thems the rules! :p

I think I've been spelling it wrong all day! Hahaha!

i think i've been spelling it wrong all day!! hahaha!

Well see! We've solved the problem then! That is why all of these young girls are getting pregnant! They are going to the store and they can't find "condums" You may have just solved a world crisis! Okay, you can have your 10 points back. :D

Well see! We've solved the problem then! That is why all of these young girls are getting pregnant! They are going to the store and they can't find "condums" You may have just solved a world crisis! Okay, you can have your 10 points back. :D

Or maybe they are buying condums not condoms!

or maybe they are buying condums not condoms!!

Condoms for dummies! Con-dums! They are the ones that are full of holes!

Wouldn't it be a cock ring then?

Hope that wasn't violating any rules [don't hurt me mods]

Sarah

WATCH THIS!

Very funny cartoon about condoms!

YouTube - Funny condoms cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2-yycVMJ0)

Hey this isn't a chat thread- can't you see there are more addicts to be admitted.

So far we got about 26 admitted addicts out of 546,984 members.

Sarah

27 :(
They do say admitting it is the first step to recovery, but do we really want to recover :confused:

We're talking condoms? Weeee! :)

Here's a cute commercial.

Disclaimer, it's been banned so watch at your own risk. It's not icky, just the content is a bit risqué. Also, watch with the sound on, it's cuter that way. Yes, cute. :)

YouTube - Get It On ( Durex Condoms - Kama-Balloon-Animal-Sutra Commercial ) (http://www.google.ca/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DefRGjRMwagA&ei=STDqSci-NZP6tAOT0IXgAQ&sa=X&oi=video_result&resnum=2&ct=thumbnail&usg=AFQjCNFfQrRp7FrTfYOeJgs7OmtHqmGEyw)

I got that in an e-mail the other day... so cute!

I love that commercial, especially the little squeaky sounds, too cute. :)

Oh my!. :eek: It is cute, but don't think I could pass that one onto my kids without causing them much embarrassment... now hubby, he is definitely getting that one... :D

Oh my!!!......:eek: It is cute, but don't think I could pass that one onto my kids without causing them much embarassment...now hubby, he is definitely getting that one.....:D

Definitely not for under 18's, but really cute for everyone else. :)

Hubby came home with this one. One of his college professor likes to show a video clip every day before class, to make everyone relax. This was one of them. As soon as hubby came home he searched for it and sent it to everyone we know. :)

I love that commercial, especially the little squeaky sounds, too cute. :)

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I can't stop watching it, it makes me giggle. :p

Your girls jiggle when you giggle.

your girls jiggle when you giggle.

Giggle. You noticed. :D

They also jiggle when I jog, workout, have sex. Heck, just about every activity makes them jiggle, they can be hazardous at times.

A good bra is priceless, yknow.

I know you know.

a good bra is priceless, yknow.

i know you know.

A good bra is expensive! :eek:

I have good bras, they cost an arm and a leg.

Little secret. I only wear a bra when I'm going out. When indoors, I usually roam around sans bra. :cool:

You know you like it. You love to watch them jiggle. :D

Until I dated girls I never felt the inside of clothes... especially until I dated my wife.

Its just not enough for a cozy, comfy outside... there needs to be a soft inside, no hard seams, scratchy lines...

Who knew?

Not me?

Now I feel up underwear on the rack in the store. The creepy guy with his hand up a teddy.

Jus' doing research.

Then again... if she doesn't like it, she'll take it off.

And she's naked under there yknow...

I'd love a Teddy, but they're hard to find in my size.

I have big boobahs, but a very small rib cage, small waist, small arse, need I go on?

I'm also tall, at least for a gal, and clothing manufacturers don't take gals like me into consideration when making clothing.

I don't fit into a normal mold. Most women that have teenie waists have small boobahs. I'm an anomaly.

I have bought lingerie, adjusted it to work. I've never been able to buy sexy lingerie off the rack and have it fit. I've given up.

But, can I just say, I look really good sans raimon (sp?) :)

I'm an anomaly

Perfect like that.

perfect like that.

For that you get a kiss, a really wet one! :)

Kp's hijacked yet another thread...

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:5bjVXk8oh875AM:http://mr-destroyer.com/images/Giving_Up.jpg

Sarah

Awwww! You okay?

I'm to blame too. KP and I, well, together we divide and conquer. Sorry Sarah. :o

KP, meet me in the other room, we've been busted! :eek:

I'm off the thread.

I promise.

Until later when I break the promise.

Grrrrrrrrr! I'm sooooo sick of giving a long thought out answer on the relationship forum, only to hit send, and find out that the damn thread has been closed! You're on your own for awhile folks! Like I said, SICK of IT!

*hugs starby*

... you smell nice...

Aww are you okay Starby.

Sarah

*hugs starby*

...you smell nice...

::sniffs herself:: Oh that's me? Hahaha!

Starby, come on, it happens, no big deal, now shake it off, come back and have some fun with us.

Here, I'll mix you a drink. I'll have the scantly clad hunky waiter bring it over.

Better?

Starby, come on, it happens, no big deal, now shake it off, come back and have some fun with us.

Here, I'll mix you a drink. I'll have the scantly clad hunky waiter bring it over.

Better?

Make it a double with a pretty umbrella, and get Kp to bring it wearing nothing but a thong, and we'll discuss it!

Make it a double with a pretty umbrella, and get Kp to bring it wearing nothing but a thong, and we'll discuss it!

Well, I'll do my best.

KP dear, you gorgeous man you, can you do me a little teenie favor? Please?

I've got this tiny black thong, just your size, or maybe one or two sizes smaller, sorry. Can you don this and bring this cute little drink over to Starby? I'll make it worth your while, promise. :)

Here Starby, this is Eugine Ylkanvits. He brings my drinks with a little something special...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/abby801/funny.jpg -How can I assist you Starbuck?

Sarah

Herbie
Now that's just plain weird :eek:

Here Starby, this is Eugine Ylkanvits. He brings my drinks with a little something special...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/abby801/funny.jpg -How can I assist you Starbuck?

Sarah

:eek::eek::eek:... Batman?. there's a scary man following me and spilling a drink all over himself! Can I come sit in the corner with you? I's scareded!

Here Starby, this is Eugine Ylkanvits. He brings my drinks with a little something special...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/abby801/funny.jpg -How can I assist you Starbuck?

Sarah

I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! AHHHHHHHHHHH! :eek:

Please do not post a picture of him in a thong, I'll never sleep or eat solid food again. :(

I feel like a bone head,I made her years ago

I want to send you some of my art can I?

Cool Artsy. A bit scary, but well done! :)

You painted her Artsy? WOW DOUBLE WOW!

I want to send you some of my art can I?

Me? Of course!

Who are you asking though? :confused:

Start a thread up and post them artsy , that ones very good!

Start a thread up and post them artsy , that ones very good!!

That's a great idea! That way we can all enjoy them! :)

You're so smart sometimes M. :D

I like this one
I know extraterrestrial stuff is real and this is just a pic I made.

that's a great idea! That way we can all enjoy them! :)

you're so smart sometimes m. :d

;) :d

Just wow artsy

just wow artsy

I'll second that!

;) :d

:eek:

I'm not coming back until Eugine Ylkanvits is outtie

Seriously.

Haha he went back to his mom's basement.

I'm outtie guys- tonight is not a good night for me.

Sarah

im not coming back until Eugine Ylkanvits is outtie

seriously.

I second that! :)

That seems to be my new line.

Haha he went back to his mom's basement.

I'm outtie guys- tonight is not a good night for me.

Sarah

I hope you're okay Sarah. You know we're here if you want to talk. Right?

Take care, sleep tight. :)

Sorry to hear that muddy
Night night :)

P.S. Nice art, Art.

G'nite.

Sarah

Goodnight Herbie :)

Start a thread up and post them artsy , that ones very good!!

I am coming into the conversation late... as I typically do, but I am waiting for the Artsy thread posting all of these gorgeously bizarre and intriguing art.

I hope she does Justy , her stuff is awesome!!

I hope she does Justy , her stuff is awesome !!!

Hey M, were have you been hiding?

Is it the other side of the world thing... maybe you need to accommodate my schedule once in a while ;)

How are you doing?

Hey M, were have you been hiding?

Is it the other side of the world thing... maybe you need to accomodate my schedule once in a while ;)

How are you doing?

LOL... time zones are probably a major factor. I seem to be on at work during the day and its night time for all you guys.
I'm doing good though Justy , hope your well too.

LOL..................time zones are probably a major factor. I seem to be on at work during the day and its night time for all you guys.
I'm doing good though Justy , hope your well too.

I am doing well also.

I missed those puppy brown eyes of yours though. ;)

Hi M
Hi justy
How are we today? good I hope :)

I am doing well also.

I missed those puppy brown eyes of yours though. ;)


Ha Ha Thanks

Geez how to make a Doggy ::blush:: :o

Hey bear :)

I back for a bit. Took a nice long shower =)

God, I am an addict.

Sarah

I back for a bit. Took a nice long shower =)


Sarah


Uuhhmmmmm... any shower head action ;)

No. After that gigantic talk I can't really think of being sexual.

I'm going to watch : Medea goes to Jail online pretty soon.

Sarah

Hey M!! It's been ages! Nearly noon in Aussi??

Hey Unky

Yep its been a while my friend , glad to see you've got your connection problems all sorted out.

Its 1pm Sunday afternoon here.

Ok, thanks! 6 hours ahead of me then! 7.10 am Sunday here! Nice of you to care... :)

9:30pm Saturday here!

Just fyi. ;)

11:30 pm Saturday here. :eek:

It's 11:33 here!

Sarah

11:30 p.m. Saturday here, too!

This is just getting sad now...

Hey Alty! Hey Joe! :)

I think that the majority of AMHDers are in America, then UK and Aussi. And I'm nearly alone on my island...

Hey Unky, hi Joe, hi Survivor.

It's 5:30am Sunday in Germany.

This is fun! :)

Is this the "World Clock" thread??

LOL. It's one pm Sunday in Hainan, China...

IT'S PARTY TIME IN MY PANTS
http://www.planet-science.com/parents/party_time/images/party_time_top.gif

Sarah

Is this the "World Clock" thread???

Nope, I just asked one question... ad everybody thought the question was for everyone to reply... lol

Is this the "World Clock" thread???

Eeek, at first I didn't see the l in Clock. I was really giddy for a minute there. ;)

IT'S PARTY TIME IN MY PANTS
http://www.planet-science.com/parents/party_time/images/party_time_top.gif

Sarah

Now there's an offer too good to refuse , I don't care what time it is ;)

Hey Unky, hi Joe, hi Survivor.

It's 5:30am Sunday in Germany.

This is fun! :)

Hi ALTY, UNKY, SURVIVOR.

It is 12:40 am Sunday on Prince edward island.

It is 1:10 am Sunday in Newfoundland.

Darn, Alberta and Germany is all I've got.

I'm out of the game. :(

.. it's okay Joe, you don't have to say hi to me.

Gee today was moodswing day. I went to happy, sad, excited, hurt and now content.

Periods are great.

Sarah

Ummm. South Africa is about 6.00am

..it's okay Joe, you don't have to say hi to me.

Gee today was moodswing day. I went to happy, sad, excited, hurt and now content.

Periods are great.

Sarah

Et tu Sarah? Isn't PMSing a blast? I know I love it (sarcasm).

I'm not a cryer, yesterday I cried. I'm not one to get too emotional, I wanted to suck my thumb. I hate that time of the month, it bites the big one! ;)

Ah you girls are tough , lets face it , anything that can bleed for 5 days straight and still survive...

Alty, we say: Es tu Sarah? Lol. Et tu Sarah: is translated as And you Sarah? But the better form of And you Srah is Et toi Sarah?

Pfff... I didn't messed up I hope?

Eeek, at first I didn't see the l in Clock. I was really giddy for a minute there. ;)

Hey, Alt LMAO That's a good one...

I'm getting delirious. Need to turn off computer and go to bed... but... I... can't... one more look through... just one...

Ah you girls are tough , lets face it , anything that can bleed for 5 days straight and still survive.............

Damn right! You boys would die! :D

Ah you girls are tough , lets face it , anything that can bleed for 5 days straight and still survive.............

And you men are lucky... to be around something that bleeds for five days straight... and live to tell about it (evil laugh)

Ok, night Survivor! Don't know if Alty will allow you one more look...

..it's okay Joe, you don't have to say hi to me.

Gee today was moodswing day. I went to happy, sad, excited, hurt and now content.

Periods are great.

Sarah

I am sorry you are on your Period... Maybe that is why I was staying away... lol Jk.

Hi Sarah, did not realize that you were here. I thought you went to sleep..

Hi sarah...

Alty, we say: Es tu Sarah? lol. Et tu Sarah: is translated as And you Sarah? but the better form of And you Srah is Et toi Sarah?

Pfff... I didn't messed up I hope??
She meant Joe saying and you Sarah.

Tu parle français!


I am sorry you are on your Period.... Maybe that is why I was staying away.... lol Jk.

Hi Sarah, did not realize that you were here. I thought you went to sleep..

Hi sarah.....

Ohh good one. No I'm watching I love you man on my lappy toppy. I love how I can just be on my belly, type and watch a movie in a little window.

Sarah

Alty, we say: Es tu Sarah? lol. Et tu Sarah: is translated as And you Sarah? but the better form of And you Srah is Et toi Sarah?

Pfff... I didn't messed up I hope??

Darn, I was quoting Caesar, but instead of saying Brute, I said Sarah. :o

You're good Unky!

Okay, just to be clear, I was trying to say "you too Sarah?" As in, you have your period too?

Wow, can we get off this topic please? :eek:

And you men are lucky......to be around something that bleeds for five days straight....and live to tell about it (evil laugh)

LMAO... very true survivor07 :eek:

Okay, just to be clear, I was trying to say "you too Sarah?" As in, you have your period too?

Wow, can we get off this topic please? :eek:

That'll be :

Toi aussi Sarah?

Strange... aussi means too in french while we use it a an abbreviation for Australia

Ya periods are icky.

Let's talk about...

Gross habits.

The longest I haven't taken a shower was about 8 days.

Haha

Sarah

Okay, just to be clear, I was trying to say "you too Sarah?" As in, you have your period too?

Wow, can we get off this topic please? :eek:

I agree... enough PERIOD :D

Ok, nite Survivor! Don't know if Alty will allow you one more look...

Huh? Look at what? Did I miss something? Am I on the wrong thread?

Ahhhh, I'm confuzzled. :( ;)

I don't know. Survivor just asked you if she could have one more look... :confused:

The longest I haven't taken a shower was about 8 days.

I don't know what to say to that. You might be getting a new nickname after this bit of info. ;)

Longest without a shower, 3 days, camping trip, no plumbing. Loved the trip. Loved the shower after the trip even more. Ahhhh, nothing like a shower when you're really dirty. That sounded a bit dirty. Damn I'm good! :D

I don't know. Survivor just asked you if she could have one more look... :confused:

Oh, okay, I'm back, no longer lost. Whew, I though I missed something, that's a sure sign of old age. ;)

Huh? Look at what? Did I miss something? Am I on the wrong thread?

Ahhhh, I'm confuzzled. :( ;)

Thanks. I didn't get it either... It's not just me then. Well, I do have to call it a night. Good night everyone

Don't worry Alty, that may happen to anybody, even me!

Don't worry Alty, that may happen to anybody, even me!!

It will, wait for it! :D:eek:

Getting old sucks. Right M? :p

No, no new nicknames.

I was just a really dirty girl for those two weeks.

Sarah

No, no new nicknames.

I was just a really dirty girl for those two weeks.

Sarah

Two weeks? 8 days is only one day past a week. Is it time to confess? Was it more then 8 days? Spit it out, confession is good for the soul! :D

Getting old sucks. Right M? :p

I have no idea :cool:

It will, wait for it! :D:eek:

Getting old sucks. Right M? :p

I'm turning 17 in a few weeks :(

I have no idea :cool:

LMAO! Aren't you aroung 5 years older then me M? If I'm old, you're ancient! :D:eek:

I'm turning 17 in a few weeks :(

You're a baby! My God do I feel old now. :(

I'm 21 years older then you! I'm old enough to be your mother!

Wow, and I'm talking sex in front of you. This is bad! Bad mommy, bad mommy Alty! :o

LOL! I didn't realise that 5 years that huge!! :p

7 days plus 1 is a week going on week 2. So two weeks. It was a "who can be the dirtiest longest" bet with a friend. For those weeks we went mudding, jogged, threw flour, paint, food at each other. It was a hard bet because I had to sleep like that. Good times.

Sarah

Ok, you can pretent to be 21... for the I don't know how many times, lol

LOL!! I didn't realise that 5 years that huge!!! :p

Not as huge as 21 years! :eek:

I need to go get my cane and take my teeth out for the night to let them soak. Speak up, I can't hear you! :(

Ok, you can pretent to be 21.... for the I don't know how many times, lol

No sweetie, I didn't say I was 21, I said I was 21 years older then you. 17+21=38 :eek:

Really, you could be my kid!

Yup I know, and I remember you saying that you were 21... for the 7th time? Or I had it in a dream...

:scratches head:

The longest I haven't taken a shower was about 8 days.

I was just a really dirty girl for those two weeks.

Sarah

So you looked like this..?
18664

LMAO! Aren't you around 5 years older then me M? If I'm old, you're ancient! :D:eek:

Nope , I was just kidding to make you feel better :rolleyes::D

LOL M!! Thumbs up!

Nope , I was just kidding to make you feel better :rolleyes::D

HEY! Not fair.

So, how old are you then M? Do tell, I'm all agog! ;)

um yes! *blushes*

lol XOXO I hope that someone is me =P I think I found someone here that has got me addicted not saying who =P

Wow guys I was gone for a day and this thread just got invaded by 20+ new pages lol jeez =P the party started without me T_T

Mud... weis... er... The longest I ever went without showering was when I was in college. I was so wrapped up in my studies that I forgot to for almost 4 days. Lucky they had gum because that's was all I chewed on for a fresh mouth.

This thread clearly got invaded.

Sometimes I don't even know what thread I am on; the herbie on or this one. Aha

Dneirf, I looked like:

http://www.google.ca/images?q=tbn:NMVTjyYBvIH8yM::img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/MuddyGirl_450x566.jpg

Sarah

This thread clearly got invaded.

Sometimes I don't even know what thread I am on; the herbie on or this one. aha

Dneirf, I looked like:

http://www.google.ca/images?q=tbn:NMVTjyYBvIH8yM::img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/MuddyGirl_450x566.jpg

Sarah

Nice and Muddy ;)

This thread clearly got invaded.

Sometimes I don't even know what thread I am on; the herbie on or this one. aha

Dneirf, I looked like:

http://www.google.ca/images?q=tbn:NMVTjyYBvIH8yM::img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/MuddyGirl_450x566.jpg

Sarah

lol a shower wouldn't hurt =P, sometimes it feels good to be squeaky clean and have a sweet smell =P

as for the herbie thread, major invasion =P I can see this thread getting there. BY THE WAY, for the herbie thread, we're half way to 1500 posts lol XD almost time to say bye bye to it =P

No I will make a part 2 it's a cozy little hangout.

P.S. I was muddy and dirty for 8 weeks because as I said on the last page:
It was a "who can be the dirtiest longest" bet with a friend. For those weeks we went mudding, jogged, threw flour, paint, food at each other. It was a hard bet because I had to sleep like that..

Sarah

No I will make a part 2 it's a cozy little hangout.

P.S. I was muddy and dirty for 8 weeks because as I said on the last page:

Sarah


Isn't it way past your bedtime:rolleyes:

It's 1:41 am. I'm a little nervous for tomorrow. Plus, I'm addicted to AMHD.

Sarah

No I will make a part 2 it's a cozy little hangout.

P.S. I was muddy and dirty for 8 weeks because as I said on the last page:

Sarah

Oh.

Yup it is a cozy hangout XD

lol a shower wouldnt hurt =P, sometimes it feels good to be squeaky clean and have a sweet smell =P

as for the herbie thread, major invasion =P i can see this thread getting there. BY THE WAY, for the herbie thread, we're half way to 1500 posts lol XD almost time to say bye bye to it =P

Huh?

Opps... I see now... sorry.

It's 1:41 am. I'm a little nervous for tomorrow. Plus, I'm addicted to AMHD.

Sarah


Nervous??

Nervous???

Yes- see why in this thread (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philanthropy-charity/looking-where-donate-hair-children-340586.html).

Sarah

Yes- see why in this thread (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philanthropy-charity/looking-where-donate-hair-children-340586.html).

Sarah


:eek:WOW... I see , well you have a beautiful head of hair Herbie it's a shame your going to lose it but congrats on giving it to such a good cause.

It'll grow back ;)

Thanks Dneirf, my hair grows quite quickly. I cut it last summer and it's down to my elbow now.

I'm debating whether to have it cut military style, a boy hair cut/bobish or just shave it all off.

Sarah

Well good luck Herbie and let us know how you go!!

Ok I'm logging off for the day and going to drink some beer at my local Pub with some mates,

Am I addicted , sheeesh no , I've only been on today for about 6 hours:rolleyes:

Have a good sleep Herbie :)

Bye Dneirf!

Hugs!

Have fun, be safe!

Sarah

Anyone around? I need to talk until I figure out what I'm going to do. I just fell and this isn't good!. in fact... pretty bad! I shouldn't even be here, but I'm trying to figure out what to do with Niki, and I'm pretty damn sure I broke my leg.

lol XOXO i hope that someone is me =P i think i found someone here that has got me addicted not saying who =P

Wow guys i was gone for a day and this thread just got invaded by 20+ new pages lol jeez =P the party started without me T_T

Hehe! *blushes more*

Oh no! Are you okay? Are you really hurt?

Sarah

Anyone around? I need to talk until I figure out what I'm going to do. I just fell and this isn't good!...in fact...pretty bad! I shouldn't even be here, but I'm trying to figure out what to do with Niki, and I'm pretty damn sure I broke my leg.

:eek: oh no starby! I'll make it better! *blows kisses toward starby's leg*

Yeah! Sorry, I meant to write on the other thread. Not okay! Someone knocked down my shovel on the porch and it was dark, and I didn't see the handle. I know I need to go to the hospital. I just don't know what to do with Niki. My leg is going numb, my eye is swollen shut, I have a split lip, and my wrist is likely at least sprained. I know you guys are probably thinking... are you nuts... get to the hosp! But I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do here with Niki and everything... oh crap! I'm sorry if I'm sounding really stupid... I hit my head pretty damn hard.

Niki is your daughter?. Do you have a friend, neighbor, relative you can trust?

Sarah

Niki is your daughter?... Do you have a friend, neighbor, relative you can trust?

Sarah

Oops, it's true... We haven't introduced you to Niki yet... She's a big, loveable doggie, the one of Starby. Very protector, friendly. :)

Yeah!! Sorry, I meant to write on the other thread. Not okay! Someone knocked down my shovel on the porch and it was dark, and I didn't see the handle. I know I need to go to the hospital. I just don't know what to do with Niki. My leg is going numb, my eye is swollen shut, I have a split lip, and my wrist is likely at least sprained. I know you guys are probably thinking...are you nuts...get to the hosp! But I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do here with Niki and everything...oh crap!! I'm sorry if I'm sounding really stupid...I hit my head pretty damn hard.

Hey Starbs, are you okay now? Keep us informed, huh? :(

I hope she's OK. Poor starby! :( :(

Shaz hands Starby a cold compress and some pain killers...

I hope you are feeling better now... :(

Ohh starby not again, well at least you can learn from your mistakes last time round, hope you managed to find someone to look after niki while you visited the hospital :)

News bulletin.

Starby is in the hospital, she tripped over a shovel and broke her leg in two places, her wrist and her eye is swollen shut. She will need surgery and will be in hospital for at least a few days if not longer.

She wanted me to say hi to everyone and that she'll miss everyone while she's gone.

That girl has no luck at all.

Oh no! Do pass on good wishes for a speedy recovery.

Aww poor starby hope she recovers quickly or at least gets some good pain meds!

Sarah

Oh no! Do pass on good wishes for a speedy recovery.

Will do Doula. :)

She's really upset, more so because she can't get ahold of someone to go take care of her dog Niki and she doesn't know how long she'll be in hospital.

I've been trying to contact her friend, so far I haven't had any luck.

If she only lived closer I'd be there in a heartbeat, but a five hour drive isn't in the cards right now, nor is a flight.

I wish I could do more for her. :(

Oh no, that's horrible. I hope the surgery goes well and I wish her a speedy recovery!

Good luck on finding someone to take care of her precious baby.

Yeah!! Sorry, I meant to write on the other thread. Not okay! Someone knocked down my shovel on the porch and it was dark, and I didn't see the handle. I know I need to go to the hospital. I just don't know what to do with Niki. My leg is going numb, my eye is swollen shut, I have a split lip, and my wrist is likely at least sprained. I know you guys are probably thinking...are you nuts...get to the hosp! But I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do here with Niki and everything...oh crap!! I'm sorry if I'm sounding really stupid...I hit my head pretty damn hard.

I am so sorry. I will pray for you, the surgery and for someone to take care of your dog.

Alty, keep us udated.

I can't believe it was so serious! I was on here when she originally poted that and I thought just a few cold compresses and she would be fine! Poor thing :(

Will do Doula. :)

She's really upset, more so because she can't get ahold of someone to go take care of her dog Niki and she doesn't know how long she'll be in hospital.

I've been trying to contact her friend, so far I haven't had any luck.

If she only lived closer I'd be there in a heartbeat, but a five hour drive isn't in the cards right now, nor is a flight.

I wish I could do more for her. :(

Oh my goodness. I really wish I could be there, what a horrible experience.

Wish her well, Alty.

I see Kp!

Sarah

I'll send along all your well wishes, I know she'll appreciate it. :)

Right now she's more worried about Niki then she is about herself. Silly girl. ;)

She'll be okay, she's a toughy. I bet she wishes she had a laptop right now. Imagine going cold turkey from AMHD? Ahhhhhh! :eek:

I'll send along all your well wishes, I know she'll appreciate it. :)

Right now she's more worried about Niki then she is about herself. Silly girl. ;)

She'll be okay, she's a toughy. I bet she wishes she had a laptop right now. Imagine going cold turkey from AMHD? Ahhhhhh! :eek:

Too bad she doesn't have a neighbor she trusts.

If the hospitals there are like the hospitals here, they will cast her up and kick her out. Hopefully she isn't gone too long. :)

Cold turkey is the worst! Like she need to handle withdrawal symptoms on top of everything else... geesh.

If she is going to be in there for more than say a week we need to send her a care package!
Copies of some of the latest posts and some photos!