Too bad she doesn't have a neighbor she trusts.

If the hospitals there are like the hospitals here, they will cast her up and kick her out. Hopefully she isn't gone too long. :)

Cold turkey is the worst! Like she need to handle withdrawal symptoms on top of everything else... geesh.

There won't be a cast, she broke her femur, hence the surgery. My mom broke her femur when she had her car accident. It's a very slow healing process, will involve physical therapy for many months, even a year. Then, when all is healed, there will be another surgery to remove all the pins holding the bone together, more therapy and then, hopefully, just a limp for the rest of her life.

My mom was in traction for over 2 weeks before they even did the sugery. Then she was in a therapy hosptial for 4 months for physical therapy. After that she came home on crutches which she used for 8 months before she was able to put pressure on the leg.

At one year she had surgery to remove the pins and spent another month in the therapy hospital before she could walk on the leg without the aid of crutches.

It's a long process, and Starby's alone. At least my mom had my dad and me to help.

I may have to talk her into staying with me. Do you think I can convince her?

Help me guys, if all of us nag at her, then she'll be forced to do it! ;)

If she is going to be in there for more than say a week we need to send her a care package!
Copies of some of the latest posts and some photos!

That's a good idea!

I'll look into that! :)

That's a really nice gesture Alty, you should definitely try, even if she won't stay with you I'm sure even just offering would lift her spirits.
Plus she is going to struggle looking after Niki for a while.

There won't be a cast, she broke her femur, hence the surgery. My mom broke her femur when she had her car accident. It's a very slow healing process, will involve physical therapy for many months, even a year. Then, when all is healed, there will be another surgery to remove all the pins holding the bone together, more therapy and then, hopefully, just a limp for the rest of her life.

My mom was in traction for over 2 weeks before they even did the sugery. Then she was in a therapy hosptial for 4 months for physical therapy. After that she came home on crutches which she used for 8 months before she was able to put pressure on the leg.

At one year she had surgery to remove the pins and spent another month in the therapy hospital before she could walk on the leg without the aid of crutches.

It's a long process, and Starby's alone. At least my mom had my dad and me to help.

I may have to talk her into staying with me. Do you think I can convince her?

Help me guys, if all of us nag at her, then she'll be forced to do it! ;)

Wow, what an ordeal... her and Niki do need somewhere to stay. That will be aweful for her.

I will say a prayer tonight and keep us up to date, Alty.

Hopefully there is an angel watching, angels like Starby deserve angels of their own.

That's a good idea!

I'll look into that! :)

You could make a new topic and ask people to leave her a message or a printable card/photo

Just one message per person though or you'll be printing a novel!
If I can get cash to you somehow I'd be more than happy to chip in for the printing.

You could make a new topic and ask people to leave her a message or a printable card/photo

Just one message per person though or you'll be printing a novel!
If I can get cash to you somehow I'd be more than happy to chip in for the printing.

That's a great idea. As for the printing, no worries there. :)

She'd love that. I'm going to get on that right away. Great idea Shaz. :)

I'll post the link once I've written the thread. :)

Let her know noney, said best wishes and hope she gets well soon =P

You can do that Noney.

Here's the link;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/our-poor-starby-343423.html

Excellent, good job Alty I hope it lifts her spirits.


Just another suggetion, include peoples avatars in with their messages, I tend to remember people by their pictures especially the one's who have a lot of numbers in their names :)

I'll do that Shaz. Good idea. :)

I know this will lift her spirits. Poor girl, broken bones and no AMHD, that's hell! ;)

My get well better soon sounds quite retarded compared to Shaz's

I'm not good at writing get well cards, sympathy cards or even birthday cards.. somehow I sound like a retarded transvestite.

Sarah

I'd rather have a broken leg than no AMHD lol
I made my post, short but sweet, I haven't known Starby (or any of you for that matter)for very long but I already felt like she was someone I could trust. There are few people in this world that have the special gift that she has, she truly is an angel like justwantfair said.

I just didn't want to say that in the post in case she doesn't remember me and I creeped her out lol :)

.. somehow I sound like a retarded transvestite.

Sarah

Transvestite?

So you just dress up like Herman! I knew it, you aren't really a man!

You got me.

Sarah

I'd rather have a broken leg than no AMHD lol
I made my post, short but sweet, I haven't known Starby (or any of you for that matter)for very long but I already felt like she was someone I could trust. There are few people in this world that have the special gift that she has, she truly is an angel like justwantfair said.

I just didn't want to say that in the post incase she doesnt remember me and I creeped her out lol :)

She remembers you, trust me. You leave an impression my dear. A good one. :)

My get well better soon sounds quite retarded compared to Shaz's

I'm not good at writing get well cards, sympathy cards or even birthday cards.. somehow I sound like a retarded transvestite.

Sarah

You did great, no worries. :)

You did great, no worries. :)

For a tranny..

I'm addicted to this song.. don't judge me: Sarah's overplayed song: click here to hear it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8N9WywIqY)

Sarah

She remembers you, trust me. You leave an impression my dear. A good one. :)

Thank you Alty, it's hard to know what other people think of you, especially over the internet, I'm glad I'm doing something right!

For a tranny..
http://image20.webshots.com/20/8/1/27/217980127hYsmtw_ph.jpg


I'm addicted to this song..don't judge me: Sarah's overplayed song: click here to hear it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8N9WywIqY)

Sarah


No comment lol

No... I'm not going to pick on you, damn catchy song it is!

Ok well anyway, I've been trying to pry myself away for a while but keep getting sucked back in...
Time... to... go...
Night all! :)

Ooh I must've been a bad girl. Guess my picture was too racy.


Sorry AMHD mods/admins

Sarah

Sarah, you and Sneezy are made for each other, he likes Miley too.

You younguns! ;)

Sarah, you and Sneezy are made for eachother, he likes Miley too.

You younguns! ;)

I was YouTubing and I came across it and now it won't get out of my head. Ooh another good song : Outta my head: Ashlee Simpson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsulZKXFxK8&feature=PlayList&p=8F6A8890D3472E99&index=0&playnext=1)

I love cheesy, pop-ish songs.. Ooh ♪ pop goes my heart :PoP goes my heart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLXpIojJkg&feature=related).

P.S. Me and Dierks Bentley [or his double]. Thank-you very much.

Sarah

Transvestite?

So you just dress up like Herman! I knew it, you aren't really a man!

Yeah she's a girl but she's dressed up as a guy that is supposed to be dressed up as a girl. Lol I hope that made sense.

No I'm a girl that dresses up like a guy that's actually supposed to be boy dressing up like a girl that dresses up another guy.

Oooh elephants!

Sarah

Pink elephants? I love pink elephants, in tutus! :)

Hey there. Just hoppin' in before setting off for school. Yes, school is back :( Will be back after school, no tuition today. Stay safe.

Alty, you're doing the best job that you can. Keep it up and try keeping us informed of poor Starby...

Right now, I'm really addicted. I live in a dorm with nothing to do most of the time but homework and sleep. Then I found this website when seeking help about a peircing. Yeah... I haven't been able to knock the site since. Lol.

Welcome Fuzz.

You'll be receiving some pamphlets and a kit in the mail. In the meantime please check into your room and take the pills beside the bed. AMHD addiction rehabilitation group will commence in 1/2 hour.


Sarah

Carol here, and yes, I got hooked almost right away. I look at it as a good addiction though, like a chocolate fix, or a nice cold diet pepsi. (:confused:)

It is really wonderful that such a place exists with something for just about anyone, I like that. I had some help originally myself with a problem with a contractor in my home, and couldn't believe how people were so knowledgeable and kind to answer. Helped me out a great deal.

It is good therapy for people who come here, and very satisfying to know that you've made a point, and helped plant a seed or set something positive in motion.

As to time on here. Yup, way too much lol I moderate on another community, and really have to watch my time on the commie. I have animals and things to do that I keep putting off when there is that one special poster I want to keep an eye on. I guess we all do that.

What's that saying? Moderation... everything in moderation. :)

Oh good, good. [chugs pill bottle and takes a nap] Okay, I'm still addicted but it was worth a shot.

Oh good, good. [chugs pill bottle and takes a nap] Okay, I'm still addicted but it was worth a shot.

Silly girl that wasn't pills to cure you, AMHD would be shut down. It was to make you feel good. You'll start seeing the elephants soon.

Sarah

Oh dear... I hope I don't have that dream from the Simpsons. If AMHD is shut down, then so am I!

If AMHD shut down all it's members would go crazy, there'd be a stampeded of madness. Hair would be pulled out. Screams would be heard across the world.

Pure pandemonium.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/HomerCrazy.gif

Sarah

I know. There would be riots outside random buildings and therapists would go on strike from all the sudden business they're getting. Haha. Extreme and utter chaos

OMG, are you guys serioius?? Is AMHD really going to get shut down?

None, no worries. Everything will be okay. They said they might open it again in a year but they don't think they can afford all the bandwidth costs for now. :P

Were kidding, AMHD is here to stay. XD

No worries Noney, we're here to stay. :)

I hope! :eek:

Wow it's funny how my sarcasm may be misconstrued and lead to a rumor that AMHD is going to shut down.

Haha!!

Sarah

No worries Noney, we're here to stay. :)

I hope! :eek:

omgz... I was actually really scared that it might have =P I love AMHD!! Don't EVER CLOSE DOWN!! =P

Rumors are to easily produced. Especially among teenagers. It's like an airborne disease... That kind of rumor around here may be a little drastic... Chaos that even I cannot fathom. @.@

Silly people.

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:NeytxbATsrSbjM:http://images.clipartof.com/small/35600-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Frustrated-Bear-Slapping-His-Hands-Over-His-Eyes-And-Tilting-His-Head-Back.jpg

Sarah

HERE'S A QUESTION!!

What would be you're reaction if AMHD closes down and how would you react? =P

That's another thread none.;)

Sarah

That's another thread none.

Sarah

Ooops sorry, just seemed so relevant to this thread lol

HERE'S A QUESTION!!!

What would be you're reaction if AMHD closes down and how would you react? =P

What a cruel thing to say OMG :eek: I would need counselling for that, I spend most of my time in the skin lightening forum and I finally found people that understand me:D

Well, I would react pretty depressed. Seeing as how this is the only fun site that our administration at this stupid dorm hasn't managed to find and block yet... Yeah... I'd get pretty upset.

Be sad... really sad... :( and would be once again on these stupid online games... at least, I'm learning something new each day.. and revising...

If AMHD shut down id have to talk to myself about sex.

*makes pouty lip gesture*

Not that I don't like myself. I find my own company tolerable most of the time. Occasionaly interesting. Sometimes clothed.

But the AMHD diversion is gooderish...

People don't get to actually smack me upside the head when I say things like "gooderish"...

Lol Is every post you make that funny kp or do I just happen to find all the good ones :D
*can't stop laughing*

::not wearing panties::

Kp, I am prepared for you today. ;)

Shaz - nah... not every post is a rib tickler. I can be quite grumpy and short tempered. Quick with the trigger finger... but willing to say sorry and buy a round.

Justy - hmmm... I thought that was supposed to be last Friday. Pantyless on a Monday is just asking for trouble. And personally, I like a little mystery. And a dance.

Hmmm... this day has all the makings of my failing to get anything honorable accomplished.

Guess the limbo bar hasn't been set too low...

Shoot, I have been pantyless since it was first suggested...

It's been quite motivating... and created some interesting scenerios... :D

Lol Justwantfair... I'm too scared to ask what scenarios :D

Technically the sex drive is caused by levels of testosterone. Women with high levels of testosterone have higher sex drives than women with low levels.

This is a naturally occurring hormone in men, hence the higher sex drive.

So now J-9 just cleared this one up, I have more testosterone in my system then my partner does... major bummer :(

Be proud, you can say you have bigger kuhunas than most guys! :p

Kuhunas?? I googled and found kahuna: one who can do any kind of job? :confused:

Well, I would react pretty depressed. Seeing as how this is the only fun site that our administration at this stupid dorm hasnt managed to find and block yet... Yeah... I'd get pretty upset.

lol haha =P here's a little something kara. You can actually bypass everything in the dorm XD that's what I did. Use http tunnel and proxifier together and you can play all those online games, go on any sites you want etc hehe

Kuhunas??? I googled and found kahuna: one who can do any kind of job? :confused:


Lol... by kahunas I means balls... testicles, scrotum, meat and 2 veg, nuts, snake eggs, gonads, crown jewels... :D

lol haha =P heres a little something kara. You can actually bypass everything in the dorm XD thats what i did. Use http tunnel and proxifier together and you can play all those online games, go on any sites you want etc hehe

And get expelled from school when someone find out :eek:

And get expelled from school when someone find out :eek:

lol I didn't get expelled =P

You didn't get caught!
Good job lol

You didn't get caught!
Good job lol

Great comeback

That's the eleventh commandment. Never get caught. ;)

That's the eleventh commandment. Never get caught. ;)

The 12th one says "If caught- get an alibi"

Sarah

Be sad... really sad... :( and would be once again on these stupid online games.... at least, i'm learning something new each day.. and revising...

Yes since amhd I have been able to kick my online fb poker addiction to the curb:o

yes since amhd i have been able to kick my online fb poker addiction to the curb:o

how I did that? I lost 400k to a royal flush and I quit =P

That's the eleventh commandment. Never get caught. ;)

I thought that was half the fun...

Poo...

Stoopid paradigm shift...

yes since amhd i have been able to kick my online fb poker addiction to the curb:o

Oh I have to keep both online PS addiction and AMHD... Thank goodness PS pops when it your action. :D

i thought that was half the fun...

poo...

stoopid paradigm shift...

Half the fun is the threat of being caught, but not getting caught, even though there was a threat, that's even better.

It's good for your heart, get's it pumping. :D

Half the fun is the threat of being caught, but not getting caught, even though there was a threat, that's even better.

It's good for your heart, get's it pumping. :D

lol I have a weak heart, pumping too fast could lead to a heart attack =P :)

lol i have a weak heart, pumping too fast could lead to a heart attack =P :)

But what a way to die Noney. ;)

Am I addicted? Si. I am presently in Firenze, Italy, on vacation. Yet, here I am, on AMHD.

Buona Sera,
Ren6

Am I addicted? Si. I am presently in Firenze, Italy, on vacation. Yet, here I am, on AMHD.

Buona Sera,
Ren6

I knew you'd come sooner or later!

Welcome to the addicts group.

Sarah

AMHD is like alcoholics anonymous I swear its not even funny =P

Hi, I am ---- and I am an addict.

Hello, my name's Sharyl, and I'm a forumaholic.

I have been clean for 9 hours now... oh wait... damn it!

AHaha. I always check this thing right when I wake up.. It's a drug. o.o

I'm usually here until 6 in the morning when my other half finishes work. :o

All you silly american/canadian people with your different time zones don't come on till after 2am here usually :p

Alas, I have work tomorrow and I have to go to bed at a half decent hour... :(

I'm usually here until 6 in the morning when my other half finishes work. :o

All you silly american/canadian people with your different time zones don't come on till after 2am here usually :p

Alas, I have work tommorrow and I have to go to bed at a half decent hour..... :(

Good night Shazy ;)

Sarah

Night Sarah! :D

Lol! Ok, my situation is getting worse... may be better in a certain point of view... I'll not be able to come in as often as before because of school, tuitions, school work, projects, and all the blah blah taking me so much time. That may decrease my addiction... but I don't think so... I'll always be as enthusiastic as now to come on AMHD! :D

I just turned my comp on and came straight here when I'm supposed to be looking up piggy websites to help me with my pig dissection... lol. Im at work atm though

You still haven't found a good piggy site, huh?

Pig website? Huh-- I missed something here.

Hi KP

Sarah

Actually. I just needed something to the answers. I found out that my teacher copies her material from a website... meh.. But Im finding it really easy now. I knew all the parts withouth having to look at a diagram. I smart. =D

Pigs? When did we start discussing pigs?

Jeesh, miss one page and nothing makes sense. :(

This conversation can be taken anywhere. With addiction, there are no limits to which our imaginations can be taken. o.o That's why drugs are so addicting to some artists.

But pigs? Really?

Okay, okay. What do you need to know about pigs?

I am the "pet expert" so let's see if I can help. ;)

Um.. still lost :(

Sarah

Lol me 2

Well, I got all the info I need. I had to label it but it was so super easy. We've been dissecting pigs and I'm one of those go crazy and play with the organs kind of girl. I'm not book smart... I like to play around a lot. But I always seem to do well when our learning time is more hands on.

So you know, I started talking about how I was addicted in that before I went to look up some homework help, I had to come here first. And that started up the whole pig thing. :p Thank you for the help. I'll be sure to ask you if I need anything. ^^

UPDATE:

I just got a call from Starby's friend. Starby is in rough shape, will probably be in the hospital for a month, possibly more. This is going to be a slow recovery, she will be needing help when she gets to come home.

Her friend is contacting Starby's family, telling them that they are going to have to pitch in, suck it up, she needs them now.

Niki is still at home, Starby's friend goes every morning to feed her, give her water, let her outside for a romp and bathroom break. Niki is not happy, she's never been alone before, but the friend cannot take her back to her house.

Starby's friend has been trying to get in touch with Starby's brother to tell him he has to take Niki until Starby comes back home. So far no luck, but Niki is getting the basics so no worries.

Starby's friend now has my email address and she promised to keep me posted on any new developments. As soon as I hear something, you'll hear it too.

That's it for now.

What are you studying fuzz

Hiya.

Thanks for the update alty. I hope starby's people pull through.

My update... my shoulder is a little better today, but I'm not going to be doing any kettlebells or pilates soon. Don't think there's a break, might be a fracture... breaks are usually painful at the shoulder, but my strength is about 10% of what it should be. Going to get a sling to isolate it. Ice it. Pretend it is broken for a time.

Poo.

No handstands today.

Scratched my head too. I usually ride with a helmet, but I was just running up to get gas a couple blocks away. I know. I know. Fidiots on parade and I'm the leader. So my left temple is a little road rashed. Just enough to make people go "what the hell happened to you?"

The bike isn't too bad. Broken turn signal and dinged the headlamp. So far that's the damage report. It wouldn't talk to me yesterday, but today I sweet talked her into purring for a few minutes... just wanted to hear it run to know it could.

To top it off I already had a slightly weak knee from playing soccer and turning wrong on it.

Oh well... could be worse.

fidiots on parade and I'm the leader.

Do I have to go all "insurance underwriter" on your arse? I can give you the "most accidents happen within 2 miles from home" speech, or the "motorbike accidents account for 75% of fatalities on our roads".

Don't make me go all mommy on you. :(

You take care of yourself, and from now on, helmet, helmet, helmet!

Okay, lecture over, do you need a hug, a back rub, a kiss to make it all better?

I'm just a big softie. Poo. :(

Oo KP. Be careful!

*kisses boo-boos--okay smacks*

Sarah

UPDATE:

I just got a call from Starby's friend. Starby is in rough shape, will probably be in the hospital for a month, possibly more. This is going to be a slow recovery, she will be needing help when she gets to come home.

Her friend is contacting Starby's family, telling them that they are going to have to pitch in, suck it up, she needs them now.

Niki is still at home, Starby's friend goes every morning to feed her, give her water, let her outside for a romp and bathroom break. Niki is not happy, she's never been alone before, but the friend cannot take her back to her house.

Starby's friend has been trying to get in touch with Starby's brother to tell him he has to take Niki until Starby comes back home. So far no luck, but Niki is getting the basics so no worries.

Starby's friend now has my email address and she promised to keep me posted on any new developments. As soon as I hear something, you'll hear it too.

That's it for now.

WHAT?? :( Tell me more, Alty...

WHAT???? :( Tell me more, Alty....

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/our-poor-starby-343423.html

:)

Do I have to go all "insurance underwriter" on your arse? I can give you the "most accidents happen within 2 miles from home" speech, or the "motorbike accidents account for 75% of fatalities on our roads".

Don't make me go all mommy on you. :(

I know. I have two helmets and I use them. Just not the one time I dropped the bike. Not saying I haven't ridden without, but that's usually been taking it down 8 houses and then back... obviously that's a bad plan.

Wasn't planning on riding, but I had it running and needed to put gasolina in the tank. Station is two blocks away. I was probably going 15-20... fell maybe 15 houses away. Stoopid is as stoopid does.

I don't even ride my mountain bike without a helmet.

Guess it takes the edge off my hand smacking those who don't use condoms and then wonder "am i pregnant"... that one time...

*goes and sits in the corner*

Honestly I don't know how I pushed it home and up the drive. The road is flat, but I think the adrenaline made me hustle it home fast.

Usually I don't get the bandages out unil after softball season starts. Its just not an official season until I draw blood somewhere.

Sad news is since my knee is banged up, so I won't be kneeling by the edge of the bed for probably ten days or so.

sad news is since my knee is banged up, so i wont be kneeling by the edge of the bed for probably ten days or so.

Aww... poor kp! Hope u feel better soon. *blows kisses to kp*

aww...poor kp! hope u feel better soon. *blows kisses to kp*
Danke.

Poor kp.

As for the kneeling, that was more for the girl than for me.

Figures id turn an injury into sex talk.

Come to think of it, I probably turn every thread I post on into sex talk if I stay long enough... I bet its at least it's a 4:1 ratio... is that wrong?

Rhetorical question.

sad news is since my knee is banged up, so i wont be kneeling by the edge of the bed for probably ten days or so.

No worries dear, I can kneel! :)

figures id turn an injury into sex talk.

Only you could and that's why we love you! :)

Sending healing thoughts to both Starby and you kp... glad to hear it wasn't worse than it was.

I'd say I'm guilty of being addicted, but I like this addiction. I get pleasure in speaking with people on the board and they have become my friends. They helped me through some of my darkest days and I don't know where I'd be without them. I wanted to stay on the site to help people with their problems because they deserve it and need help just like we all have at one time or another.

But yes, my fingers do hurt, I am online at work all day(IT profession)

So true Romefalls :p...

I am also thankful to my new addiction to this site, I've been able to overcome my online poker addiction I simply replaced it with amhd

but yes, my fingers do hurt, I am online at work all day(IT profession)

I hear that Roma ;)
18+ hours a day online, I tend to wear out keyboards on my lappie..

I have carpal tunnel syndrome, I blame AMHD! ;)

I have carpal tunnel syndrome, I blame AMHD! ;)

I wonder if we can sue AMHD for this? I need to start a thread.

Sarah

I have carpal tunnel syndrome, I blame AMHD! ;)


I wonder if we can sue AMHD for this? I need to start a thread.

Sarah
Now there's an idea, but Noooooooooooooooooo
Not a hope in that hot place ;)

Now what's that about VOLUNTEER status...
Becareful otherwise I'll get all Health and Safety and BAN you all for your own well being :o

Now there's an idea, but Noooooooooooooooooo
not a hope in that hot place ;)

Now what's that about VOLUNTEER status...
Becareful otherwise I'll get all Health and Safety and BAN you all for your own well being :o


OOOPSSS!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-law/can-sue-345612.html#post1689349

Sarah

I'll get all Health and Safety and BAN you all for your own well being

:eek: No, no, no, I won't complain anymore, I promise. No ban, no ban, I'd die! :eek:

Serious addiction problems here. I may need help.

Maybe we should start a support group. ;)

:eek: No, no, no, I won't complain anymore, I promise. No ban, no ban, I'd die! :eek:

Serious addiction problems here. I may need help.

Maybe we should start a support group. ;)


This is a mini support group ;)

Crapity crap crap.

I hope CB isn't mad at me-- if so.. it was nice meeting you all..
http://www.consciousdivorce.com/images/sad-child-head-down.jpg

Sarah.

Shame on you trying to sue AMHD

(only because I didn't think of it first :p )

Cute pink poodle Shaz.

Oh, fyi, you're at 666 posts. :eek:

Cute pink poodle Shaz.

Oh, fyi, you're at 666 posts. :eek:

:eek:
FIX IT NOW!

Thanks.. I took a poll as to what my new avi should be... and then I disregarded it because I found this one lol

QUICK FIND ME SOMETHING TO POST IN!!

*phew*

lol shazy after all the votes and input we gave you!! And you go get a random pic? =p

Cute poodle, though! :p

lol shazy AFTER ALL THE VOTES AND INPUT WE GAVE YOU!!!!???!!!! AND YOU GO GET A RANDOM PIC? =P

But its so adorable:o

Hehehe thanks, its one of Hello Kitties pets :D

Yeah, sorry :o I couldn't resist, it was so damn cute :o

Hehehe thanks, its one of Hello Kitties pets :D

Yeah, sorry :o I couldn't resist, it was so damn cute :o

lol shazy where is my pic of your whole stack of stuffy's? =P

AGH! I completely forgot!

Just got back from my weekend of no access. It's good to be back... Even though I'm supposed to be editing pictures for Senior Pictures... which are due tomorrow... with about 30 left. XD

Go go go Fuzzy! :p Good Luck! :)

Man, you'd think by 18, these kids could take better care of their face... My poor healing brush. XD

Whatcha mean? :confused:

I'm editing pictures of seniors so they can buy them and everything for memories and a lot of them have acne and I have to religiously use the healing brush to smooth them out

Ooohhh! LOL, what a job :p!

I got those done JUST in time. Exciting I know. I have other things on my plate now... Yet I seem to be drawn here instead... No worries though as I always get my work done. :D

fuzzy -

just in time = JIT... people in business crave JIT. Not too soon to tie up resources early... not late to p!ss off the customer...

call yourself the best of the best... JIT is excellent in the biz world.

tho' I was always one who liked performing under pressure. Give me a month to complete something, ill putter with it, but the three nights before it is needed, ill be at my best.

just how I am wired.

dated a girl who went NUTS over this... shed study and read and do all the assigned work religiously... id screw around with other things and then focus on just that one thing for a few days... wed get the same grade. Drove her mad.

it was frustrating when we dated.

kind of funny, though, after we broke up.

meow... ;)

meow...

Purrr. :)

Double posted...

fuzzy -

just in time = JIT... people in business crave JIT. not too soon to tie up resources early... not late to p!ss off the customer...

call yourself the best of the best... JIT is excellent in the biz world.

tho' i was always one who liked performing under pressure. give me a month to complete something, ill putter with it, but the three nights before it is needed, ill be at my best.

just how i am wired.

dated a girl who went NUTS over this... shed study and read and do all the assigned work religiously... id screw around with other things and then focus on just that one thing for a few days... wed get the same grade. drove her mad.

it was frustrating when we dated.

kinda funny, tho, after we broke up.

meow... ;)


That's exactly how I am. I do a lot better when I'm under pressure. If I do something without it, I get sloppy. I know that's weird but yeah. I guess you know how it is seeing as you do that too

you are so fat scientists use your belly as a trampoline to get into space =P

That's exactly how i am. I do a lot better when I'm under pressure. If I do something without it, I get sloppy. I know that's weird but yeh. I guess you know how it is seeing as you do that too

almost always have functioned like that.

its hit or miss... id either ace the test with a tenth of the work or id bomb it and know I had only myself to blame... some of my best classes were ones where I screwed things up on the front side due to short time spent.

I don't recommend it for most mortals... but I do it pretty well most of the time.

by the way... remember to ice down that right click finger... =)... and props to you for caring enough to photoshop your mates into pimple-free photography.

I know I'd want it done for me too. Haha. :p

Got to love photoshop. I just learned how to use it recently. Hey, not bad for a computer illiterate gal like me.

I have to say I haven't mastered it yet, but I had some fun making the kids look funny. :)

Gotta love photoshop. I just learned how to use it recently. Hey, not bad for a computer illiterate gal like me.

I have to say I haven't mastered it yet, but I had some fun making the kids look funny. :)

What fun is parenthood if you can't make some kid scarred for life.

Kidding.

Not really.

Yeah, really.

...

I sense the dad of the year award slipping from my fingers...

You know... like when your kid is being a snot and you yell at them and then four hours later they are sick with the flu and spewing dinner all over the bathroom... that all the cantankerousness was just because they felt like crap...

Yeah.

Dad of the year. An award I will NEVER get. I assume he is being a little sh!t blossom... then he boots on my shoes.

*sigh*

KP, I kissed the mother of the year award good bye when my daughter was born. She is possibly the only child in the world that can trip on a rock and break her entire body. It hasn't happened yet, but it will.

She's six. So far she's broken her arm in 3 places, had convulsions because of a high temp and then passed out which resulted in an ambulance ride (yes, once she woke up I flirted with the EMTs, they were hot!) she had stiches in the back of her head from falling down in Walmart, a trip to emergency when she shoved a small toy up her nose so far she had trouble breathing, $1500 worth of dental bills, and the list goes on.

After a while, when your kid is as accident prone as mine, people start to look at you funny. Honestly, she just really is that clumsy and unlucky. Poo, she gets it from me. :(

Reminds me of when he shoved a bean up his nose. He freaked. I became irritated. Eventually the bean lost the battle against back pressure.

Stoopid bean.

That said, whothehell thinks shoving a legume up a nostril is a recipe for fun.

My kid, that's who.

Well at least you guys don't drop babies on their heads... or have you. My family is good at doing that when tossing them in the air to amuse them... In the end, I'm always the one who is amused... Just kidding... Or am I?

reminds me of when he shoved a bean up his nose. he freaked. i became irritated. eventually the bean lost the battle against back pressure.

stoopid bean.

that said, whothehell thinks shoving a legume up a nostril is a recipe for fun.

my kid, thats who.

Our little princess chose a non edible product to insert into her nose. It was a small plastic hocky puck shaped thingamajig.

The sad thing, I told hubby "just plug her clear nostril, blow in her mouth, and voila, it will pop out" he didn't believe me. So, off the hospital we went, four hours later the doctor comes in and says "we have to operate, but it's an easy one, mom, you're going to help. I'm going to plug her clear nostril and you blow in her mouth and voila, it will pop out".

That's four hours of my life I'll never get back. :(

Awwww, I saw that on a medical emergency show, they did the same thing. Give your hubby a smack over the head from me Alty :p

Umm. 3 hours sleep in two days? And I am not sleepy yet? Husband has online classes, finals, and NO you can't have the 'puter.. I'm busy right now and I have forgotten how to blink, because I think if my eyes close I may very well umm falllllll asleeeeeeeep. Oh yeah and once I did because that silly thing came up that hasn't in years where you keep your finger on the key for more than 8 seconds and crazy alarm comes and message comes up about something auto-repeats? LOL, okay its not really THAT bad but pretty close to it. And I did fall asleep at the keyboard. I am trying to figure out how to make that little disclosure thing on the bottom of my posts, and I did realize that I can't be all about opinion, and just now realized that I am just RAMBLING! Next post, please!! Hehehe!!

Wait a minute. Mud, your married? How dare you lead us all on in the picture thread. We are done.

Completely unrelated but I love your avi Chuff :D

Wait a minute. Mud, your married? How dare you lead us all on in the picture thread. We are done.


Uhmmmm... actually Chuff she's very recently

Completely unrelated but I love your avi Chuff :D

Thanks. For some reason I couldn't stop laughing at it when I first saw it so I knew I had to have it.

Uhmmmm.............actually Chuff she's very recently

I'm confused she's very recently married or very recently done with the marriage?

I'm confused she's very recently married or very recently done with the marriage?

The highlighted one , but I'll let her tell you about that :cool:

the highlighted one , but i'll let her tell you about that :cool:

GREAT NEWS!! Mud we are back together!!

great news!!!! Mud we are back together!!!!

LMAO... go the chuffster ;)

LMAO..............go the chuffster ;)

Everybody wants Chuff and Mud together. We are like Brangelia. You can call us Chud or Muff.

I think I will call you Muffy. Chud sounds like something a cow eats..

I think I will call yall Muffy. Chud sounds like something a cow eats..

Cows are sacred in India, much like the relationship I have with Mud.

Cows are sacred in India, much like the relationship I have with Mud.

You kill me Chuff. You'll stop at nothing, love it! :)

Should I put in a good word for you with Muddy? I can, for the right price.

Of course I've kind of been trying to hook her up with Sneezy, but he's my boy toy, if he hooks up with her then I'm minus a toy.

So I'm willing to step in and start pushing you on her. Of course if Sneezy wins there's an opening for Alty's boy toy... interested? ;)

You kill me Chuff. You'll stop at nothing, love it! :)

Should I put in a good word for you with Muddy? I can, for the right price.

Of course I've kinda been trying to hook her up with Sneezy, but he's my boy toy, if he hooks up with her then I'm minus a toy.

So I'm willing to step in and start pushing you on her. Of course if Sneezy wins there's an opening for Alty's boy toy...... interested? ;)

But you are married and Mud is single.

Also we are a power couple, we are Chud or Muff. With you we would be Aluff.

No, it would Chufty, that's adorable.

Hey you don't want to be Rebound guy do you Chuff :eek:



Just kidding Herbie (thats my name for Muddy in case you don't know chuff)

Hey you don't want to be Rebound guy do you Chuff :eek:



Just kidding Herbie (thats my name for Muddy in case you don't know chuff)

I don't want to be a rebound, but I just want Mud to know I'll be there for and help her out, because I believe in Muff.

I don't want to be a rebound, but I just want Mud to know I'll be there for and help her out, because I believe in Muff.

Muff is just wrong, we have to come up with a better name.

Although I do buy the fact that you believe in muff, most men do. :p

Chuff, Sneezy wants to know how old you are.

Muff is just wrong, we have to come up with a better name.

Although I do buy the fact that you believe in muff, most men do. :p

If you can't believe in Muff what can you believe in.

Chuff, Sneezy wants to know how old you are.

?? Why didn't Sneezy ask then?

????? Why didn't Sneezy ask then?

Because he's on the phone with me and we're about to play sudoku.

So, how old are you?

I want to know too. :)

22... he is 22

I am addicted to weed

I am ADDICTED to WEED

I bet your hungry.

I have doritos.

And nacho stuff.

Chuff where is your other half Muddy?

:mad:
Okok I avoided this thread cause I thought it was the one where I was chatty and off topic and got busted so looked and thought "WHA???" :confused:when the subject turned to muff and weed!! :p couldn't figger out why I got the smackdown on whatever innocent chatterboxxy crap I was doing when all the sudden muff and weed was cool! Then, I see... I am on the amhd thread!! So... this is where all da KEWL:cool: kids hang out!! ;);):

I humbly ask y'all to pleez remember that I do have blond roots, I get off track and lost a lot. Just pull me back into the loop and don't let the mean kids yank me out of the playground!

Chuff where is your other half Muddy?

I think she was so overcome with emotion now that we are official she had to take a step back and kind of tell herself this truly was all real, kind of like someone who wins the lottery.

I must warn you about these internet things. I met Jeff online back in 1998. We got married in 1999. They said we were both in rebound relationships and would never last. Mother thought he was an axe murderer. (She thought it not very humorous that we put a camping axe on our registration list!) 10 years later, now I'm looking for that axe. I want to go camping.

LOL, OK, mum45... has to find a nick for you too now... ;)

You could call her mummy but that just may be a little strange. I've never been good with coming up with names. :o

I think she was so overcome with emotion now that we are official she had to take a step back and kind of tell herself this truly was all real, kind of like someone who wins the lottery.

Muddy has officially been missing from the site for six days...

so....this is where all da KEWL:cool: kids hang out!!!!;);):

Only the coolest, toughest kids on the block :cool:

Lol, there are usually 2 or 3 threads that everyone just chats in... the posts don't actually make your 'post counter' go up so chat chat chat lol When they get filled up, someone starts a new one :)

Muddy has officially been missing from the site for six days...

Thank you, I think you get a sense of just how powerful her feelings for me are.

I'm back.

Chuff is right. I had to accept my feelings.

P.S Where is YOUR picture chuff?

Sarah

I'm back.

Chuff is right. I had to accept my feelings.

There you go people.


P.S Where is YOUR picture chuff?

Sarah

It's in the picture thread!

It's in the picture thread!

Your making me search?.

EDIT:: found it!

Sarah

Nothing wrong with making someone chase a little...

nothing wrong with making someone chase a little...

Unless you're a slow runner. :)

Unless you're a slow runner. :)

Iprefer to watch them run away...
I think it was RomeFalls that said 'love is a marathon'
Why chase them when they are bound to run past you again :p

nothing wrong with making someone chase a little...

Exactly, make her want it just a little more.

Plus, I'm not selling myself on my looks, I'm selling myself on my great humor and plumbing.

HAHA, plumbing... great euphemism.

Your making me search?...

EDIT:: found it!

Sarah

Page number?

I have a clogged drain that really needs some assistance in unclogging.

ALTY: Between 10-29
Haha forgot the exact #

Sarah

I have a clogged drain ;)

ALTY: Between 10-29
haha forgot the exact #

Sarah

19 pages! Damn. :(

Okay, I'm going to go look.

Come on out Chuffy! :D

I have a clogged drain ;)



That's okay, sometimes you just have to work gently and the drain opens right up.

It's starting to sound like a cheesy porno in here...

19 pages! Damn. :(

Okay, I'm going to go look.

Come on out Chuffy! :D

I put my picture up, I'm not hiding.

It's starting to sound like a cheesy porno in here...

Which ones, speciffically?

I put my picture up, I'm not hiding.

I found it.

You're cute!

Too young for me, but cute! :D

Are you insinuating that I'm hiding? :confused:

Which ones, speciffically?

The one where the plumber Man-e McMann fixes Hoe-e Mchoe's plumbing.

Tell me where I can find Chuff's picture, I am indeed very curious. And when do we see Mrs. Alty's pic?

That's okay, sometimes you just have to work gently and the drain opens right up.

I tried that. The pipe is too small.

HAHA

::runs away::

Sarah

I found it.

You're cute!

Cute? Like a dog?


Too young for me, but cute! :D

So... you were thinking about us together after all.


Are you insinuating that I'm hiding? :confused:

No, I'm saying that I'm not hiding. You said the other night to put my photo up, and I said it was here already.

I have no idea of these porno's in which you guys speak of


::Runs and hides stash::

::Runs and hides stash::

Are you sure it isn't a closet Rome..

Sarah

I tried that. The pipe is too small.

HAHA

::runs away::

Sarah

That's what she said

Tell me where I can find Chuff's picture, I am indeed very curious.

Even the guys want to see it.

Everybody wants to know who the a$$hole is.

Are you sure it isn't a closet Rome....?

Sarah

Darn you found it! Please don't tell my fiancé... please! I'll be beaten

Nice ava rome, wheres the big water?

That's what she said

Uh-ha girlfriend *snap snap*

Even the guys want to see it.

Everybody wants to know who the a$$hole is.

Not the A**hole, more of who the man behind the mask(your old avatar) ha ha

Personally, I love your advice, it's very straight forth, what people need to hear

KP, You may want to read up on the plumbing comments.

nice ava rome, wheres the big water?

That pic was taken off the coast of California, Laguna Beach to be exact. I went out there with my fiancé for Christmas and it's always been my dream to see Laguna Beach so we took the trip up there (3 hours later) we finally arrived. It was kind of raining but still overall a nice day

Haha hey Rome you know what I just remembered.

When I first came to the site and gave you a reddie.. haha.. funny.


Crap. I was mischievous even from the beginning..
::smacks head::

Sarah

I saw it. Hilarious.

That pic was taken off the coast of California, Laguna Beach to be exact. I went out there with my fiance for Christmas and it's always been my dream to see Laguna Beach so we took the trip up there (3 hours later) we finally arrived. It was kind of raining but still overall a nice day

Big water, even on a cool or cold day, is still great.

Lol yep, we have come a long way. And like I told you then, I never take it personal. I love reading your responses, very insightful:)

On the phone with Starby. Tons of crap going down, update in a few minutes.

Stay tuned... ;)

Haha hey Rome you know what I just remembered.

When I first came to the site and gave you a reddie.. haha.. funny.



Rome, please accept my apologies. Now that we are an item, I won't tolerate her disrespect to you like that.

Mud, will talk later about your punishment.

On the phone with Starby. Tons of crap going down, update in a few minutes.

Stay tuned..... ;)

You still use the phone?

On the phone with Starby. Tons of crap going down, update in a few minutes.

Stay tuned..... ;)

Tick tock tick tock

Ha ha! Thanks Chuff, I knew I could count on you to tame her :)

What is this "phone" that people speak of? I only connect with my friends over this site and my myspace page.

I am SOOOO blogging about this!

You still use the phone?

I'm old! Cut me some slack! Jeesh. :(

What is this "phone" that people speak of? I only connect with my friends over this site and my myspace page.

I am SOOOO blogging about this!

Blogging? Is that a new term for sex? ;)

If it's not skype then yes... we pick on you :p

Blogging? Is that a new term for sex? ;)

I thought it was contraception, like a condum or the wthdrwl methd

It's like a condom, only virtual... Don't want to catch any viruses:D

Update on Starby;

For those of you that don't know Starby well, here's some info (yes, got her permission to post all of this).

Her parents don't give a rats a$$ about her. They do everything and anything for their other 3 children, but Starby is never included.

Starby lives with her dog Niki in a house that her parents own. She's renting to own.

Well, good news, she gets out of the hospital tomorrow. Bad news, her mom and dad have determined that she should go into assisted living. In fact, they aren't giving her a choice!

She just asked me to fly to Medicine Hat, help get her place wheel chair accessible, clean, just help out. I'd love to, but I can't. The earliest I could go is next weekend. I don't have anyone that can take care of my kids, hubby is on nights until next week, it's just not possible. :(

In other words, she's up $hit creek without a paddle!

Grrrr. I need a gun, and bullets, and someone to teach me how to aim, fire, you know, the works. :(

Ha ha! Thanks Chuff, I knew I could count on you to tame her :)

I'd like to see him try ;)

::giggles::

--I love the phone. Other than AMHD I'm not a internet person. I do have Facebook but I'm never on it-- or write back to anyone.

I'm a phone girl.

Sarah

It's like a condom, only virtual...Don't wanna catch any viruses:D

But trojan is a condom and a virus. :(

Yup, I caught something. Doing a scan right now. Stupid farking computer.

I'm in a mood.

Oh no :(
Surely they can't force her!
Would she honestly be up for managing on her own though?
I'm sure she knows you would help out if you could Alty :)
Bet she's happy to be getting out of there though!

But trojan is a condom and a virus. :(

Yup, I caught something. Doing a scan right now. Stupid farking computer.

I'm in a mood.

Yukky.. I got something called a rootkit (hehe) or something last week, it broke my internet :eek:

I usually get the "fiance did it and ran" virus. It's deadly! Everyone watch out for it

I usually get the "fiance did it and ran" virus. It's deadly! Everyone watch out for it

What about the "hubby downloaded porn then ran" virus? That one kills twice! :D

What about the "hubby downloaded porn then ran" virus? That one kills twice! :D

Depends what sort of porn it was...
That could cause a whole computer shut down for weeks!

Depends what sort of porn it was...
that could cause a whole computer shut down for weeks!

And perhaps the bedroom door;)

And perhaps the bedroom door;)

Ahhh yes, I've heard about it leaking into the house!

Depends what sort of porn it was...
that could cause a whole computer shut down for weeks!

It can also cause a "you're sleeping on the couch!" situation. ;)

I don't mind the porn, but the virus, now that's just stupid! :rolleyes:

And perhaps the bedroom door;)

Darnit, you beat me to it. :(

So close to a "that's what she said" joke!


My fiancé yells at me all the time for adding that one liner

My partner does that too :rolleyes:

So close to a "that's what she said" joke!


My fiance yells at me all the time for adding that one liner

Are you and Sneezy related? He uses the "that's what she said" line all the time.

Ahhhh! Are you and Sneezy one and the same? :eek:

Did you bruise my butt last night? :eek:

Rome claims no responsibility for bruising of the booty last night..

And furthermore I would like to add, I am innocent until proven guilty.. So nanananana

Did you bruise my butt last night? :eek:

Where the heck were you sticking that phone :eek:

My partner does that too :rolleyes:

Men! You can't live with them and it's illegal to kill them. ;)

Whenever I get upset at hubby he just laughs at me. After 19 years together you'd think he'd figure out that it only makes me madder.

Darn, it works though. After around 5 minutes I'm usually laughing too.

I hate it when they figure you out! :(

I'd like to see him try ;)



Mud, please don't embarrass yourself.

Where the heck were you sticking that phone :eek:

Ahhhh! Maybe that's why it won't work! :eek:

Ahhhh! Maybe that's why it won't work! :eek:
The case of the broken phone... solved!

Rome claims no responsibility for bruising of the booty last night..

And furthermore I would like to add, I am innocent til proven guilty..So nanananana

Nananananana? Really?

Well then. BLAH! How do make the "sticking out my tongue" sound? :confused:

::Shakes head::


This thread has taken such a dysfunctional turn