<--- Jealous, doesn't take much for me.

:)

All I can say is that I feel tingly all over, yup, tingly! Sigh. That was long overdue, it's been over a week! Darn night shift. :(

Yup, Alty's back, be afraid.

As of this moment I no longer have any sexual tension or frustration.

All I can say, thank God for afternoon quickies! :)

No need to brag. :p

Wish I could say the same. Sigh. :(

Come hither...

Purr.

I pounce ;)

Sarah

felling betterish...

bouncy ele time

Itty bitty ele. :)

KP, can I jump on your trampoline? :D

purr.

I pounce ;)

Sarah

We can play that game too! Feel free to be on top if you want... :cool:

We can play that game too! Feel free to be on top if you want...:cool:

... where else would I be? Oh yea, on the side, in front, upside down...

Carry on :cool: <-STOLEN


Sarah

Upside down? Now you're getting the hang of this sex talk stuff.

You go girl! :)

I have never stolen, not even the kctiger copyrighted logo... shame.

Let the cat fighting commence.

KP, can I jump on your trampoline? :D

I believe its in the best interest of everyone.

Ill be right back. Going to pull some coin from the atm.

I have never stolen, not even the kctiger copyrighted logo... shame.

Let the cat fighting commence.

Indeed you haven't... that is outright war... a game of strip poker is in order.

Upside down? Now you're getting the hang of this sex talk stuff.

You go girl! :)

And look kc's got cute toes even to look at.

Indeed you haven't...that is outright war...a game of strip poker is in order.

But I am not wearing panties.

Good thing I kick arse at poker.

I will bring the KEM cards, you bring the shots.

Indeed you haven't...that is outright war...a game of strip poker is in order.

I lose.

::giggles::

-ALTY- What have you done to me.

Sarah

i believe its in the best interest of everyone.

ill be right back. going to pull some coin from the atm.

I'm taping up by breasts, otherwise I'll get a black eye! :eek:

*pouring wildfires*

I'm taping up by breasts, otherwise I'll get a black eye! :eek:

No tape needed. My hands have been known to tame even the largest of breasts. Too bad I don't have more hands though...

What the heck is in your avi kp? Lol

*buying tape*

I lose.

::giggles::

-ALTY- What have you done to me.

Sarah

Me? I didn't do this, KC did this! I'm innocent!

Why does no one ever believe that?

:: pout, pout, pout::

Shaz- it's a happy baby elephant on a trampoline... I'm feeling a little bit better now.

Hehehehe OK... :D

I lose.

::giggles::

-ALTY- What have you done to me.

Sarah

Indeed you do... now off with the clothing! :cool:

His little trunk and booty goes up and the apex.

No tape needed. My hands have been known to tame even the largest of breasts. Too bad I don't have more hands though...

You'll need 4 hands KC, two for each breast. Also, you'll have to jump in rhythm with me or someone will get hurt!

Oooh, idea! KC, you stand behind me and reach around, KP you stand in front of me and offer your support.

I like this! :)

Indeed you do...now off with the clothing! :cool:

Ergo the losing statement ;)

Sarah

Ooooh i made it into the wall :d

now off with the clothing! :cool:

You mean you are dressed?

Who the hell is dressed at 3PM while posting at AMHD??

You'll need 4 hands KC, two for each breast. Also, you'll have to jump in rhythm with me or someone will get hurt!

Oooh, idea! KC, you stand behind me and reach around, KP you stand in front of me and offer your support.

I like this! :)

Too busy with Sarah... she sucks at poker... so... she sucks... get it, got it... good! :cool:

Ooooh i MADE IT INTO THE WALL :D

Vagoina? Coop? :p

You haven't seen baseketball have you :(

you mean you are dressed?

who the hell is dressed at 3PM while posting at AMHD???

My company hasn't instituted the naked rule yet... don't know what they are waiting for.

you mean you are dressed?

who the hell is dressed at 3PM while posting at AMHD???

Not I!

Clothing optional. :)

My company hasn't instituted the naked rule yet...don't know what they are waiting for.

Drakonian bastards

My company hasn't instituted the naked rule yet...don't know what they are waiting for.

You don't have casual Friday's? Go really casual!

Puppy farts smell really bad!

Just fyi!

Puppy farts smell really bad!

Just fyi!

Totally messed up the vibe...

I have that problem too...
They are quite happy to lay on the floor until they need to fart...
Then they want cuddles... grrr

Totally messed up the vibe...

My work here is done. :)

I have that problem too...
They are quite happy to lay on the floor untill they need to fart...
then they want cuddles... grrr

Ooops! I think I just brought down the whole room!

Giggle. :p

Puppy farts smell really bad!

Just fyi!

You know that's arse matter entering your nose and binding with olfactory receptors. Inside your nose. Arse bits.

Totally messed up the vibe...

I agree.

Twas unnecessary Alty!

Breasts! Penis! Sex!

Does that bring it back?

Breasts! Penis! Sex!

Does that bring it back?

My fave... :rolleyes:

::NM drools::

Some random pics of all the hotties on here will bring it back... nothing more, nothing less... :cool:

you know thats arse matter entering your nose and binding with olfactory receptors. inside your nose. arse bits.

Great! Now I'm picturing poo particles in my nose! :(

Big breasts! Big penis! Lots of mind blowing sex!

I'm sorry I veered off track. I will take whatever punishment you see fit.

Can I suggest handcuffs, whip cream and a car battery? ;)

Yeah... having a hard time focusing here.

You girls need to help here...

Some random pics of all the hotties on here will bring it back...nothing more, nothing less...:cool:

I posted my pic yesterday! That's all you get buddy.

If you want boobie pics go to Rudius Media. :)

Can I suggest handcuffs, whip cream and a car battery? ;)

I have twist ties, ice cream, and a poloroid... does that count?

yeah... having a hard time focusing here.

you girls need to help here...

Would it help if I told you I'm jumping on the trampoline sans bra?

Can I suggest handcuffs, whip cream and a car battery? ;)

You had me until car battery.

i have twist ties, ice cream, and a poloroid... does that count?

YAY! Ice cream!

You had me until car battery.

But you had me at hello! :(

But you had me at hello! :(

You always get me... I love it.

One out of three will almost get me into the baseball hall of fame.

Some random pics of all the hotties on here will bring it back...nothing more, nothing less...:cool:

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Wow... that officially ends my stay on this thread.

That was wrong Shaz! Worse then the dog fart! :eek:

I'm blind!

Too busy with Sarah...she sucks at poker...so...she sucks...get it, got it...good! :cool:

On that note...

I'm out ;)

Sarah

Shaz... shaz... shaz...

Really...

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...

...

I was feeling so much better.

Suck, that did.

On that note...

I'm out ;)

Sarah

And I'm in... ;)

Carry on! :cool:

Seriously... time to post as much as possible to make that get buried in a previous page..

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That was horrible Shaz.

Terrible.

Wow...that officially ends my stay on this thread.

Don't go, I'm

19476

I think shaz broke my winky

i think shaz broke my winky

I'm sorry :( :( :(

You should be.

Tell him you are sorry

I'm sorry mr. winky

Here's take 2 of these and call me in the morning

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i think shaz broke my winky

Let me kiss it and make it better...

He is hard of hearing. Get closer.

Medicine never looked so good.

he is hard of hearing. get closer.

See I knew you were talk about a broken pecker the other day.

Picker was a misprint.

All better now. Thanks for the "take two" shaz.

No worries, sorry I broke him ;)

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See I knew you were talk about a broken pecker the other day.

Picker was a misprint.

Awesome inside joke.

And, seriously, that's not funny. Picker. Not pecker.

This will get everyone back on the right track...

19478

Who isn't a sucker for Megan Fox??

you should be.

tell him you are sorry

:: Alty gives winky a cuddle, nuzzle him, gives him a kiss::

All better?

I propose we all forgive shaz with the condition that NOTHING like that EVER is shown again...

Pretty please??

awesome inside joke.

and, seriously, thats not funny. picker. not pecker.

Dammit, I was going for funny. :p

Lol I cross my heart and hope to.. uhhh... get a smack on the bottom ;)

I second that KP!

Damnitalltohell. I have to go for a bit.

Kids are home, time to be a mom.

Same here... nearly 7am.. time to sleep now that I have repaired winkies and eyeballs.
Night all.
:)

Don't like how this thread has gone since my elephant turned west.

Time to turn him back around.

Let's get the solder back at attention!

No west, no east, definitely no south and north just seems unnatural...

We will just go for attention. :D

I've got to get ready to scoot too, I'll def be back later...

{{{HUGS all around}}

::NM slaps Alty's hand away::

Later for that Alty! Geesh.

I've gotta get ready to scoot too, I'll def be back later...

{{{HUGS all around}}

::NM slaps Alty's hand away::

Later for that Alty! Geesh.

Ahhh, and Alty won't swing that way for me...

:: pout, pout ::

Ahhh, and Alty won't swing that way for me...

:: pout, pout ::

I've convinced her ;)

Ok, got to go!

I play for one team only! But, but, darnit! :(

Okay guys, need your help. Anyone around?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-family-people/starbuck-aka-starby-trouble-350569.html

Okay guys, need your help. Anyone around?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-family-people/starbuck-aka-starby-trouble-350569.html

Make sure scottgem, jkt, and fr chuck sees this...

make sure scottgem, jkt, and fr chuck sees this...

Will do KP, good idea.

I'm stuck. I don't know what to do for her and she doesn't know what to do for herself.

Grrr. :(

Chuff, you asked a question in another thread and I'm more then happy to answer it here. This thread is so far off track I don't think anyone can get it back on. ;)

My ex, well, what can I say. The man was good, damn good, could make me feel things I never though I would!

He knew every button, every spot, just when to touch, how hard, how soft, how long, or how short.

If he and I had stuck to sex we'd be fine, but we had nothing else in common.

He's a great friend now, love him to death, but we're better friends then we are anything else.

But damn, the sex... purrrr. :)

Chuff, you asked a question in another thread and I'm more then happy to answer it here. This thread is so far off track I don't think anyone can get it back on. ;)

My ex, well, what can I say. The man was good, damn good, could make me feel things I never though I would!

He knew every button, every spot, just when to touch, how hard, how soft, how long, or how short.

If he and I had stuck to sex we'd be fine, but we had nothing else in common.

He's a great friend now, love him to death, but we're better friends then we are anything else.

But damn, the sex...... purrrr. :)

I know someone like that...

The one that made sure you were begging before he would give you exactly what you wanted...

::sigh::

Can't we just meld all the ex's together, maybe we could end up with perfect men.

I know someone like that...

The one that made sure you were begging before he would give you exactly what you wanted...

::sigh::

Can't we just meld all the ex's together, maybe we could end up with perfect men.

Look no further... :cool:

Look no further...:cool:

Your hands are already full!

Your hands are already full!!

Come again... with whom... with what... elaborate...

Smile kc, it's a beautiful day :D

I couldn't keep all that expertise all to myself, just think of all the women's hearts I would break.

Women's hearts breaking over me... that would be the day! :cool:

Come again....with whom...with what...elaborate...

Shhh, we can't say "with what" here... ;)

Ah KC's going for the sympathy points!

Well played good sir, well played

Have to go with whatever works Rome... you know the deal.

Yup, for me it's a little pill



*I am TOTALLY kidding girls, please don't take that seriously*

Ah KC's going for the sympathy points!

Well played good sir, well played

He's getting that playing game down...

Everything reads, I am a gift, but don't get too attached... :eek:

Yup, for me it's a little pill



*I am TOTALLY kidding girls, please don't take that seriously*

... what's wrong with tylenol? :D

He's getting that playing game down...

Everything reads, I am a gift, but don't get too attached... :eek:

Exactly! Words have never been so true...

Yup, for me it's a little pill



*I am TOTALLY kidding girls, please don't take that seriously*

::whew:: Of course I have a guy friend who has needed the little pill since he was 24.

It's an absolute shame and very heartbreaking.

Somebody told me it thins out the blood, sheesh what do doctors know anyway!

Exactly! Words have never been so true...

I got your number, kc. ;)

No worries... so when I am in some need of real sexual tension release I know who to call, and it won't be ghostbusters. :p

Sexual tension, I can deal with... just don't expect this cat to be in bed when you wake up in the morning (flower will be on the pillow though)... :cool:

Wow, KC is an ANIMAL!

I can deal with a flower in the morning,

Cause once you have been around one time, you will be goner. I will expect your return ;)

I can deal with a flower in the morning,

cause once you have been around one time, you will be goner. I will expect your return ;)

Always just an instant message away darlin...

The last few pages are proof that you don't need me around to talk sex.

See, it's not my fault! :)

Yes, it is Alty. You fill our heads with naughty thoughts

Agreed Rome. I usually don't act like such a horny dude, but with Alty around it, for some reason, comes naturally.

Sorry Alty, I am always thinking dirty thoughts...

That is what attracted me to you, I said, now there is a girl who speaks my language... :D

So I'm nothing but an instigator? It's all my fault?

I'm going to take that as a compliment! :)

Good to know I have some power. ;)

I don't blame you Alty... completely.

I don't blame you Alty... completely.

Oooh! My dear NM, you are just as guilty, you know you are!

NM I have been looking for a pic of you in the pics thread... dare I say you haven't posted anything yet... shame on you!

I blame you :p

NM I have been looking for a pic of you in the pics thread...dare I say you haven't posted anything yet...shame on you!

Kc darlin', I've got pics all over the place. I'm in the Pictures thread... twice. And a couple other places also.

NM I have been looking for a pic of you in the pics thread...dare I say you haven't posted anything yet...shame on you!

She's there, you just have to search a bit.

What page? I can't be scrolling through all that stuff... get to the goodies... :cool:

I blame you :p

Me?

But, but, but, DAMN! :o

Okay, maybe it is all my fault, is that a bad thing? If it wasn't for me we'd all be talking about the weather. How boring is that?

Fyi, it's really sunny out today, a beautiful blue sky with barely any clouds, the birds are chirping, the dogs are barking, the weeds are growing. Spring has sprung!

What page?? I can't be scrolling through all that stuff...get to the goodies...:cool:

Maybe if you ask really nicely she'll post a picture here.

Let me here you say please KC. Come on, I know you can do it. ;)

Pretty please, with sugar on top...

What page?? I can't be scrolling through all that stuff...get to the goodies...:cool:

The "goodies" aren't posted here... that pic got snatched down. :(

Pretty please, with sugar on top...

Sugar on top of what? Will you lick the sugar off? Where are you putting the sugar? Okay, maybe it is all my fault.

NM, post a picture for this poor boy, he's begging!

Post a pic or I shoot the cat!! :mad:

Me?

But, but, but, DAMN! :o

Okay, maybe it is all my fault, is that a bad thing? If it wasn't for me we'd all be talking about the weather. How boring is that?

Fyi, it's really sunny out today, a beautiful blue sky with barely any clouds, the birds are chirping, the dogs are barking, the weeds are growing. Spring has sprung!

:p

Post a pic or I shoot the cat!!! :mad:

So much for asking nicely. KC dear, persuasion is better than force. :)

Well, you are picking these words out Shazzy... lol

Fine... post a pic and a nice back rub will be in order...

Shaz, honestly, that was not on purpose!

Me thinks it's you with the dirty mind. I was just giving a weather update. :)

Sure sure... I'm not the one who broke my halo!

Just a side note... who the heck posted that pogo.co.uk site??

I'm addicted!

Kc, in the picture thread... I'm on page 28, post #275, and page 30 post #292...

kc, in the picture thread... I'm on page 28, post #275, and page 30 post #292...

You have saved a cats life today.

Carry on... :cool:

Hey all :)

Sarah

Heya muddy :D

Hey all :)

Sarah

Well hello there... ;) :cool:

Can someone please shoot me? Please?

Just talked to Starby, she's telling the doctors that she's going to be staying with me. They won't release her until they know she has somewhere to go. She wants me to lie to them.

I'm really bad at lying! Also, I don't think this is in her best interest. If they knew the situation they may be able to help.

Stuck. What to do.

I think they should know what's going on..

Hmmm...

That's a pretty hard thing to throw on you, she must really be against staying with her parents :(

I think they should know what's going on..

hmmm...

that's a pretty hard thing to throw on ya, she must really be against staying with her parents :(

She won't be staying with her parents, that option isn't even on the table, they didn't offer and she wouldn't do it even if they had.

She's pretty much homeless. She will be staying with a friend for a few days but after that she has nowhere to go.

If I tell them the truth, that she really can't stay with me, then what?

I want to do what's best for her, but what is best?

Aww, at least she's now got somewhere to go where she'll be care for until she recovers and finds some way to get Niki and a home.

She won't be staying with her parents, that option isn't even on the table, they didn't offer and she wouldn't do it even if they had.

She's pretty much homeless. She will be staying with a friend for a few days but after that she has nowhere to go.

If I tell them the truth, that she really can't stay with me, then what?

I want to do what's best for her, but what is best?

OH!
I assumed they were making her stay with them :eek:
I'm even more shocked now!
Can she rent another place?

That's just awful :(

Oww, I misunderstood the situation... sigh.. :(

Her mom and dad want her to go into assisted living. She doesn't want to.

Ok, sorry, I completely missed that line in the other topic :o

Did you suggest finding out if she could get a nurse?

OH!
I assumed they were making her stay with them :eek:
I'm even more shocked now!
Can she rent another place?

That's just awful :(

I don't know what her plans are. Right now she just wants out
Of the hospital and wants Niki back. I don't think she's thought
Too far ahead at this point.

She's on a tight income, I don't think she'll be able to find a
Place that she can afford that will also allow her to keep Niki.

This just gets worse and worse. I really can't help her with this.
I can lie for her, but is that helping her or is it going to hurt her
More in the long run?

The hospital could be calling me any minute to confirm what Starby
Is telling them.

I want to do what's best for her, but what is best?

Ok, sorry, I completely missed that line in the other topic :o

Did you suggest finding out if she could get a nurse?

She was actually looking into assisted living, but then her parents came and demanded it, now she refuses to do it because that's what her parents want.

As for the nurse, well, she has no place to live, so a nurse really isn't an option at this point.

I thought her parents might agree to her keeping the house if she got a nurse...

Stubborn ducky!
What do you think she should do Alty?

The hospital could be calling me any minute to confirm what Starby
is telling them.

I want to do what's best for her, but what is best?

Lying is not what's best for her. You know this Alty. :(

I thought her parents might agree to her keeping the house if she got a nurse...

Stubborn ducky!
What do you think she should do Alty?

I don't know, that's just it.

I don't know if she can take care of herself right now. She's in a wheelchair, she needs help until she gets back on her feet.

Her parents have pulled out all the stops, it's "do as we say or else".

Her parents will not take her in, even if she agrees to do what they want. They have Niki but they won't take Starby. She wouldn't go anyway, that's not an option at all.

I think she should go to counselling, do what her parents want, that's the easiest course of action, but she doesn't see it that way.

She is a stubborn ducky, I understand why, but this time it may well end up ruining her future.

She's between a rock and a hard place.

Lying is not what's best for her. You know this Alty. :(

I do NM, but if I don't do this then she'll never talk to me again, then I have no way to help her at all.

Do you think I should tell the hospital what's going on and then let all hell break loose?

How long would she have to be in assisted living for?
You might be able to convince her to just do it until she is well enough... well... convince her parents anyway

I do NM, but if I don't do this then she'll never talk to me again, then I have no way to help her at all.

Do you think I should tell the hospital what's going on and then let all hell break loose?

I'm sure she's more understanding than that :)

I do NM, but if I don't do this then she'll never talk to me again, then I have no way to help her at all.

Do you think I should tell the hospital what's going on and then let all hell break loose?

I agree with Shaz that I think Starby will see the love in your intentions. She's not thinking clearly out of stubbornness.

You may need to call the hospital. She can't leave. She has nowhere to go.

I agree with Shaz that I think Starby will see the love in your intentions. She's not thinking clearly out of stubborness.

You may need to call the hospital. She can't leave. She has nowhere to go.

Her friend did say that she could stay with her for a while, but how long I don't know.

She can't get in touch with her friend which is why she's telling the hospital that she can stay with me, so they'll let her go.

I think the main problem is that she's only thinking of Niki right now, not herself. Niki is her life!

There's just so much going on, and I'm sure I don't even know the half of it.

I know that the right thing to do is to tell the hospital the truth, that she isn't going to be staying with me, it's not possible.

I'm getting an ulcer from this. I love Starby, she's a good person, she has such a big heart. She may never forgive me for this.

I'm going to do my best for her, even though she won't see it that way. I hope she knows that I care about her, her well being, her life.

I hope so Alty...
You are thinking about what's best for her long term not just getting her out of hospital early :)

I know she misses Niki but she's being looked after right now that's the main thing.

I hope so Alty...
You are thinking about what's best for her long term not just getting her out of hospital early :)

I know she misses Niki but she's being looked after right now that's the main thing.

I know it's the right thing to do Shaz, I just hope that she knows that I only have her best interest at heart.

I brought the entire mood of the room down. Sorry everyone. :o

Let's talk sex! I could use a big hug from one of our hunky guys. Anyone?

You are, and she might be angry at first but in the end she will realise that you really do care for her as a friend...
If you didn't then you would let her go out on the street.

Sooo yes... where's kc with that whipped cream?

I love whipped cream!

KC dear, come and whip me up! :)

Don't forget the cherries ;)

And the body chocolate, and handcuffs, and zipper mask, and whips and paddles...

*wanders off*

Zipper mask?

Shaz, we need to talk. ;)

:o

The safety word is banana

LMAO! You brought it up! ;)

The safety word is banana

Banana? Why?

How about superkalafragalisticexbeealadoshis?

UH-HA that's how you got the sore buttocks... you made the safety word too hard...





By the way... you are never going to live that down :p

The safety word is banana

Banana might be the root of the problem... :p

ANNNNNDDDDD we've come back!

Hahaha... I prefer a more cucumber looking "root" :p

I like thick and long peni... err bananas.

Sarah

I will stick with "Indianapolis".

We started with 'harder' as the safe word, but that just got ugly. :D

You girls need a fix... quickly

You offering? :p

Lol Shaz.

Sarah

::the humpty dance is your chance, to do the hump::

I believe I am blushing now... errrr

I believe I am blushing now...errrr

Boy, are you getting easy. :eek:

Boy, are you getting easy. :eek:

What can I say... you gals know how to push my buttons. :cool:

I know where seven of them are... but I don't push them, I tend to be more of a licker. ;)

I know where seven of them are... but I don't push them, I tend to be more of a licker. ;)

Wow... :o

I am speechless!

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/144004_main.jpg

Wow, the turn this thread takes while I am doing work...

Well that is not attractive... geesh Shaz, give me some credit.

Just went from 6 to mindnight over here...

Lol... you try typing lick into Google... there's not meany clean ones :p :D

Wow, the turn this thread takes while I am doing work...

We are trying to teach you to be a slacker like the rest of us 'workers'.

Hehe...

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Tastes like cherries... I love cherries.

Stop licking me while I am at work... it isn't professional.

What if I just crawl under the desk?

They will only notice your moaning then, so you will just have to keep it extra quiet. :p

How do you say "banana" or "indianapolis" through a zipper mask?

I prefer sign language. A smack upside my head means "dont do that". A smack on my arse means "keep it up"

You girls need a fix...quickly

I need a fix... but not a quickie

how do you say "banana" or "indianapolis" through a zipper mask?

i prefer sign language. a smack upside my head means "dont do that". a smack on my arse means "keep it up"

A smack on my arse means we're just getting started. :D

how do you say "banana" or "indianapolis" through a zipper mask?

i prefer sign language. a smack upside my head means "dont do that". a smack on my arse means "keep it up"

I don't do the zipper mask.

I do know sign language though.

You can tell by the sound of the muffles... high pitched mean stop... low grumbles means keep going

i prefer sign language.

How about you read my lips?

How about you read my lips?

How can you talk with that in your mouth :p

How about you read my lips?

I hope your talking about the ones on your face...

Sarah

I hope your talking about the ones on your face...

Sarah

HAHAHA now who's being dirty ;)

I hope your talking about the ones on your face...

Sarah

I think he'd like that very much, right kp? :rolleyes:

Dirty huh?. well...

Okay today will be the day I finally use my vibrator.

---haha I still haven't used it.. jeeze the only sexual interaction I get is here on AMHD talking dirty...

Sarah

Dirty huh?.... well...

Okay today will be the day I finally use my vibrator.

---haha I still haven't used it..

Sarah

Really... vibrator huh?

Really....vibrator huh?

Yep. I may need of some assistance since I'm new to it ;)

::steps back--getting too dirty now::

Sarah

I can't teach you how to use anything sexual that requires batteries... :cool:

You have a virgin vibe?

I'm confused.

Hell, ill use it if you won't.

you have a virgin vibe?

im confused.

hell, ill use it if you wont.

Yep. It's true...

::hangs head in shame::

Sarah

Well what kind is it? Color. Shape. Size.

Betcha it has stripes...

I'm voting for pearlescent pink and purple, no wait... that's mine

Ill go first...

The only vibe I've had used on me was a small pink one, with silver sparkles in the plastic, about 5-6 inches long and no more than a pinky finger wide.

Was lovely.

Betcha it has stripes...
great response...

Props to kct for that one...

Yup... these are what you think they are...

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/boy-and-girls-series-cartoon--thumb-440x370.jpg

I want the cowboy lol

Man always a day late and a dollar short I miss all the good stuff

Yup... these are what you think they are...

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/boy-and-girls-series-cartoon--thumb-440x370.jpg

I want the cowboy lolI want the chef... wont share why;)

man always a day late and a dollar short i miss all the good stuff

Just make sure you come in here as soon as Alty comes online... she always starts it :p

ill go first...

the only vibe ive had used on me was a small pink one, with silver sparkles in the plastic, about 5-6 inches long and no more than a pinky finger wide.

was lovely.

Betcha it has stripes...
great response...

props to kct for that one...My first was a long sleek red one about 8 inches and had several speeds

ill go first...

the only vibe ive had used on me was a small pink one, with silver sparkles in the plastic, about 5-6 inches long and no more than a pinky finger wide.

was lovely.


UH.. Thought KP was a guy?

Sarah

This is a conversation I can honestly say, I have NO experience in

Supposedly there's a slip on thatll work with my sonicare toothbrush.

Personally... id like to keep the dental devices and dildos separate.

But I'm a prude like that.

uH..Thought KP was a guy?

Sarah

I are.

And girls can do interesting things with a vibe over a boys boys too.

*edit... lol... meant to type "boys body" but came out "boys boys"... thatll work I guess..

I've burned through a couple in my day :o

i are.

and girls can do interesting things with a vibe over a boys boys too.

*edit... lol... meant to type "boys body" but came out "boys boys"... thatll work i guess..


Yep... it's called a nutsack and it vibrates quite well :p

I've burned through a couple in my day :o

I had to throw 'old faithful' out because he started making horrible rattling noises...

R.I.P Old Faithful

Wait.

KP. You like anal with a vibe?

:confused:

Sarah

This thread is getting too out of hand for me... this tiger is moving on... carry on guys... :cool:

One girl used a small, slender vibe on me during sex. It was great.

No apologies.

None needed, my partner would agree with you.

one girl used a small, slender vibe on me during sex. it was great.

no apologies.

Mhmm...

It's okay if it was big & thick ;)

Sarah

mhmm....

it's okay if it was big & thick ;)

Sarah

I think I may vomit... :eek:

Multiple distractions are good.

Is it "wrong" to give a girl a "peripheral bj" by sucking on her finger while inside her?

I know.. guys can get uptight about arse play. Fine. To each their own.

All I know is most of my body can be an errogenous zone if used well.

I think I may vomit...:eek:

Gag reflex gets you every time, huh...

Aww KP .

I still ♥ you even with your anal play.

Sarah

Glad you can forgive my transgressions...

gag reflex gets ya everytime, huh...

Touché sir...

;)

I still think the "betcha it has stripes" comment was classic.

Got to love what sharpie markers can do...

glad you can forgive my transgressions...

Nah, I think the only time a guy acts gay is when he does gay things like...

Having a sexual encounter with another man.

Sarah

As much as I love the sex talk it's bed time for me... night all :)

To each their own.

I like girls. With tricks.

gag reflex gets ya everytime, huh...

Who's a gagger?

Night shaz

Who's a gagger?!

Boys making noise.

boys making noise.

Not me though. ;)

Tehee..

Nighty night Shazy

Hey there MNM :)

Sarah

Night Shazzy

Hey Sarah

:)

It's a shame but I don't even like the traditional vibrator.

Mine is a heated back massager, that when put on heat and massage has heated up my bedroom to the absolute extreme. :D

It is a very versitile tool. :p

I need one of those on my office chair.

Sarah

I just use my... what? Huh? What just happened?

Hey, don't worry I won't stick around but I just wanted to say hey because I missed you guys. Anyway, see you later

Hey Adam...

Are we missed... that is so sweet.

Where have we been?

You are off in a half hour, is that why you won't stick around or is it because I stink like tooters?