I get told that the blond guy in my avatar is ugly as sin all the time on my posts.

I got to ask... who has the nerve to tell you this?

LOL @ Rome!! That's crazy. I think I change my avi too much to get comments... Although I got a gangload of comments a couple wks when my avi was a little more... er... provocative. But the mods snatched it away. :(

Shazzy, I like the pink poodle. :) Some people jsut want to find fault in anything. Eediots.

Ahhh but it will always be in muddys camping thread in the cabin :p :D

I gotta ask...who has the nerve to tell you this??

Good question...
I only make positive comments about someone's avi or else say nothing at all. I'd never say that to anyone just to be mean.

I forget who exactly it was, but they didn't agree with my advice(the thread got deleted) so they said "I don't know why your giving advice when you look like that, you're so ugly I don't see why anyone would date you" I agreed to them, which only made them even more angry

I changed my AVI once to Tony Soprano... needless to say I got blasted for it. Some women are never happy. I think it must have occurred on the 4th week of the month...

Well dontcha just love the ones that after being told to go NC- they say they just have to send a text telling the person they're not gonna talk to them anymore??

Uh. What?! That's not NC!

Eediot.

The relationship board still does not hold a candle to the Am I pregnant? Board.

I have never seen so many people - I have taken 5 HPT and a blood test at the doctor and they were all negative, I am still menstrating, but I know I am pregnant. Then they walk around acting like they lost a baby... ugh...

I forget who exactly it was, but they didn't agree with my advice(the thread got deleted) so they said "I don't know why your giving advice when you look like that, you're so ugly I don't see why anyone would date you" I agreed to them, which only made them even more angry

That is awesome!! Wow.

Ahhh but it will always be in muddys camping thread in the cabin :p :D

Yes! That's right!
I almost thought about putting it back up again last night to see how long it'd last this time but decided not to chance it.

That one was tame... I tinkered with "lingerie" modeling for a minute. :rolleyes:

I changed my AVI once to Tony Soprano...needless to say I got blasted for it. Some women are never happy. I think it must have occurred on the 4th week of the month...

It's the second week of the month that you have to worry about.

I love the tiger, what can I say.

Good question...
I only make positive comments about someone's avi or else say nothing at all. I'd never say that to anyone just to be mean.
Hey NM, I found this earlier and though of you lol

The relationship board still does not hold a candle to the Am I pregnant? board.

I have never seen so many people - I have taken 5 HPT and a blood test at the doctor and they were all negative, I am still menstrating, but I know I am pregnant. Then they walk around acting like they lost a baby... ugh...
So true I want to pull out my hair sometimes

I changed my AVI once to Tony Soprano...needless to say I got blasted for it. Some women are never happy. I think it must have occurred on the 4th week of the month...

Yes we did, because we like the tiger...
Dammit, somebody hand me a tampon!

Now. You. Will. Keep. The. Tiger. :p

The tiger it is...

So true i want to pull out my hair sometimes

Yeah but they might just think it's another symptom when it hurts to have their hair pulled :p

I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this


"is my spouse cheating on me"

That's it, no other information, just that. I cannot read minds! I was God's gift to women, not God's mind reader

Yeah but they might just think it's another symptom when it hurts to have their hair pulled :p

I woke up this morning and got out of bed, but I was really tired and wanted to go back to bed... do you think I am pregnant?

Aww Shazzy, that pic made me smile. :)
Love Mickey!

Yes Justy, the Am I Pregnant threads are ridiculous. I loved the one where the girl had been to the dr and her doctor confirmed her negative pregnancy test but she thinks because she now finds babies adorable and enjoyed "Knocked up" that surely she must be pregnant.

Eediot.

Thanks, KC. Leave well enough alone. The sexy tiger is who you are.
Face it.
Deal with it.
Accept it.
Now let us love you for it.

I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this


"is my spouse cheating on me"

That's it, no other information, just that. I cannot read minds! I was God's gift to women, not God's mind reader

This is truth right here... you and me both Rome.

I woke up this morning and got out of bed, but I was really tired and wanted to go back to bed... do you think I am pregnant?

Definitely justy, being tired is the number one pregnancy symptom, you might as well not even take a test...

That's it, no other information, just that. I cannot read minds! I was God's gift to women, not God's mind reader

Ok, now I think that you and KC will need to spend sometime in separate corners, this room is only so big. :D

Just wait till kp gets here :p

DEFINATELY justy, being tired is the number one pregnancy symptom, you might as well not even take a test...

Woohoo and to think I thought I couldn't get pregnant after I tied my tubes... I am so excited wait until I tell all my friends...

Oh I just did.

Back on the pregnancy subject... someone just asked if they would be showing even though they are only 3 weeks pregnant...

DEFINATELY justy, being tired is the number one pregnancy symptom, you might as well not even take a test...

I must be pregnant too, my fiancé is going to be so happy!

Ok, now I think that you and KC will need to spend sometime in seperate corners, this room is only so big. :D

Yes, one of you must go answer some questions because there's no room for 2 swollen noggins.

Carry on :cool:

Woohoo and to think I thought I couldn't get pregnant after I tied my tubes... I am so excited wait until I tell all my friends...

oh I just did.

Oh no, getting your tubes tied doesn't matter... I think it actually increases your chances ;)

I must be pregnant too, my fiance is going to be so happy!

Have fun pushing that out :eek:

[I am getting absolutely no work done.] :o

Yes, one of you must go answer some questions because there's no room for 2 swollen noggins.

Carry on :cool:

This is blatant misconduct on AMHD and requires a fine and or revocation of kctiger privileges.

Carry on... :cool:

Are you lactating yet, Rome...

You aren't pregnant until you are lactating and there are some women in this room ::clears throat:: that love some lactated male milk.

does a women fall pregnant if the condom blasted before man's ejaculation

Oh dear... I'd be worried if my condoms started "blasting" :eek:

This is blatant misconduct on AMHD and requires a fine and or revocation of kctiger privileges.

Carry on...:cool:

What are the kctiger privileges?. I want some... :o

I am, my breasts do hurt!

::Puzzled looked::

How am I going to push this thing out?:confused:

What are the kctiger privileges? ... I want some... :o

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream... not for the weak at heart.

I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this "is my spouse cheating on me"


Sometimes I want to type:

"Yeah, he said he'll be there in 1/2 an hour and if you still want takeout tonight"

::giggles::

Sarah

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

Great minds think a like, I have the "under the bed restraints"

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

Teehee, now you got me all excited...

::backs away slowly::

::backs away slowly::

Where are you going?

To get my handcuffs :p




They glow in the dark :o

My place, didn't you know that KC?

Indeed Rome... indeed...

My handcuffs are at your place?
I hope you washed them before you give them back :p

Are you lactating yet, Rome...

You aren't pregnant until you are lactating and there are some women in this room ::clears throat:: that love some lactated male milk.

What? Huh? :eek:

I admit nothing.

My handcuffs are at your place?
I hope you washed them before you give them back :p

Yeah, I will give them back before you head over to Rome's place... :cool:

You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

You will NEVER know...

I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

Is that what you did rome? Tut tut :p

Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

Now you's speaking my language :D

Carry on :cool:

I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

Is that what you did rome? tut tut :p

I use the face method... if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain... DING!

Withdrawl method? What did I miss?

KC, I'd pay good money to see you in fish net stockings and high heels. :)

You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

It's a good read, when you do get a chance. :D

I use the face method...if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain...DING!

Hahahaha, oh god! I can't breathe! LOL

I use the face method...if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain...DING!

You give facials do you? Naughty boy! :D

It's a good read, when you do get a chance. :D

I'll have to read it later then. After we've added on another 20 pages plus.

You give facials do you? Naughty boy! :D

You seem a little too enthusiastic about that Alty ;)
Lol

You seem a little too enthusiastic about that Alty ;)
lol

Do I? CRAP! :(

You give facials do you? Naughty boy! :D

KC is drowning in PMs now... hehe.

I think he should have to completely explain... I mean shoot kp does, that is why I had to stop wearing panties.

KC wasn't there when the booty was bruised was he :p

It is simple. Faces don't get pregnant... so... that leaves a viable option... for the male "milk"

KC wasn't there when the booty was bruised was he :p

I don't kiss and tell. Wait, actually I do.

Busted! :D

KC, did you bruise my booty?

We know it somehow involved Altys telephone but we don't know who actually did it lol

I don't kiss and tell. Wait, actually I do.

Busted! :D

KC, did you bruise my booty?

Not yet... patience my gal, patience.

I love heels and fish nets! Uhh.. I mean, I've never tried that stuff on before, I have no idea what you're talking about


I use the pull out and pray method, I've heard it does wonders for not getting a girl pregnant.

It is simple. Faces don't get pregnant...so...that leaves a viable option...for the male "milk"

Male milk, LMAO! Damn, I was drinking coffee!

::Alty wipes coffee off monitor, keyboard, chin, lap::

It is simple. Faces don't get pregnant...so...that leaves a viable option...for the male "milk"

My motto: Waste not, want not :p

Do you have milk in your coffee? :eek:
It might well be KC's

Not yet...patience my gal, patience.

I'm not getting any younger.

My motto: Waste not, want not :p

Open wide... :cool:

My motto: Waste not, want not :p

Only after a LOT of pineapple juice :p

I love heels and fish nets! uhh..I mean, I've never tried that stuff on before, I have no idea what you're talking about


I use the pull out and pray method, I've heard it does wonders for not getting a girl pregnant.

I use the vasectomy method, that works every time. Not because we took the bullets out of the gun, but because he was so sore for so long that we just didn't have sex.

Thank God for my vibrator! :D

Thank God for my vibrator! :D

Do you have a rabbit? ;)
Would be appropriate lol

Open wide...:cool:

Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!

Do you have milk in your coffee? :eek:
It might well be KC's

OMG! I just finished cleaning up the coffee, now I have to do it again.

If it is KC's milk in my coffee, I have to say, KC, baby, how you doing? :)

Open wide...:cool:

Nothing like a yummy milkshake.

More please, sir?

Carry on :cool:

Do you have a rabbit? ;)
Would be appropriate lol

That's on my wish list. Would it be inappropriate to ask for one for Mothers day?

Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!!

That really stings! :eek:

Hahaha, If I were your kid I'd get you one...
Best... investment... ever!

That really stings! :eek:

Better in your eye than in your hair! Yukky

Careful you will shoot someone's eye out!!

No, it's like catching peanuts :rolleyes:

Hahaha, If I were your kid I'd get you one...
best... investment... ever!

Not from my kids, from my husband. OMG, I can just imagine my kids going to the sex store to buy me a vibrator. There goes the mother of the year award, again! :p

No, it's like catching peanuts :rolleyes:

Since when are peanuts gooey? Lol

Better in your eye than in your hair! yukky

Plus that's just waste of a tasty treat. :mad:

Better in your eye than in your hair! yukky

Actually, I wear contacts, speaking for experience...

One nasty eye infection later, I would rather have it in my hair.

Not from my kids, from my husband. OMG, I can just imagine my kids going to the sex store to buy me a vibrator. There goes the mother of the year award, again! :p

When Vaughn was little he was a real brat and he was going through his mums drawers... he found her vibrator...

He never went in her room again lol

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

We've really gone right down the gutter haven't we...

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

:( What happened to my thread...

P.S. What's a philly fake out?

Sarah

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

Do tell...

When Vaughn was little he was a real brat and he was going through his mums drawers... he found her vibrator...

He never went in her room again lol

My neighbors kid once brought her vibrator downstairs and asked if he could take it to school for show and tell because it did neat stuff. :eek:

Plus that's just waste of a tasty treat. :mad:

K, between just us girls...

Tasty is not the word that comes to mind!

:( What happened to my thread...

P.S. What's a philly fake out?

Sarah

I will show you...

This thread has taken a whole new shape.

I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method

LMAO! You boys have been reading the urban dictionary. :D

Ha, I've came between two girls before


Sadly that is false

My neighbors kid once brought her vibrator downstairs and asked if he could take it to school for show and tell because it did neat stuff. :eek:

Must have had beads.

What about an angry pirate penguin?

Pull her undies down to her ankles.

She bends down and does 'the deed'

You shoot in her eye.

She jumps up, covers one eye going arrrr arrrr and waddles off.

K, between just us girls...

Tasty is not the word that comes to mind!

Yummy then?

I'm from jersey, Philly is our backyard so I know what the Philly fake out it, also known as "the Houdini"

Close the eyes, hold out the tongue . Nuff said, and it is a treat for both!

You guys don't even need me around to be naughty, I've taught you all well. :)

Yummy then?

If need be, I will be the experiment if you want to find the true word for this male treat... once again, open wide.

I'm from jersey, Philly is our backyard so I know what the Philly fake out it, also known as "the Houdini"

Then you must know what the Philadelphia creampie is. :)

Yes, and that is the only time I would ever condone violence

Sarah doesn't like facials.

Enough said.

Sarah

Sooooo subject change...




Spits or swallows :p

Sarah doesn't like facials.

Enough said.

Sarah

Not even at a spa? Sad. :(

Close the eyes, hold out the tongue . Nuff said, and it is a treat for both!

I concurrrrr ;)

Just wait till kp gets here :p
Oh I soooooooo don't think I'm gods gift to women... many more things id rather have massaged than my ego. Ill let the alpha males fight each other outside... ill just dance with their girls while they huff and puff.

Then again, too many ladies have eventually tried to exchange me for something better... so maybe I'm the regifted gift? ;)

sooooo subject change....




spits or swallows :p

Should I feign innocence, or is it too late?

Not even at a spa? Sad. :(

O.k I meant semen facials... haha


Shaz: both.


SaRAHHH`

Sarah doesn't like facials.

Enough said.

Sarah

I am not opposed to compromise.

oh i soooooooo dont think im gods gift to women... many more things id rather have massaged than my ego. ill let the alpha males fight each other outside... ill just dance with their girls while they huff and puff.

then again, too many ladies have eventually tried to exchange me for something better... so maybe im the regifted gift? ;)

I'd never regift you KP, you're a keeper! :)

I am not opposed to compromise.

::scrambling::

Way too late Alty, you broke your halo last night :p

And kp... yes, you are gods gift... gods gift to sexing it up

Way too late Alty, you broke your halo last night :p

And kp... yes, you are gods gift... gods gift to sexing it up

I did break my halo, but sweetie, it was dented way before last night. :D

I hate Dell tech support

Totally off topic!

All natural wart remover is the advertisement for this thread... what the heck are you all talking about? Good morning!

From sex to computers...

Great transition to porn :p

I love porn.

sooooo subject change....




spits or swallows :p


I think we know my stance on this. :cool:

Yea I backed off a little lol.

I'm no good at naughty talk :(

Sarah

*hides dvd's from justy*

Think of all of the relationships that are failing right now and all of the NC that is being broken...

Oh wait, that happens anyway... even after our words of wisdom.

I don't get facials at all. To each their own. I want my lover to me looking into my eyes.

YOu guys (gals) are killing me this morning...

I think we know my stance on this. :cool:

Yep, loud and clear, you are a bad girl NM lol

Me likey

*hides dvd's from justy*

Dammit, girl, get back here with those...

At least, let me finish... :mad:

I love porn.

Me too.

But we better not let this get out to the Conservo's who say it WRONG WRONG WRONG!

i dont get facials at all. to each their own. i want my lover to me looking into my eyes.

Awwww..

Looking into your eyes as she's swallowing..

::haa::

Sarah

Dammit, girl, get back here with those...

At least, let me finish... :mad:

Awww OK I'll share... you can borrow "hell wh0res and high heels" ;)

YOu guys (gals) are killing me this morning.....

Killing you in a good way or a bad way?

Hi Starty pants. :)

yep, loud and clear, you are a bad girl NM lol

me likey


When I'm good, I'm bad. When I'm bad, I'm at my best.

Me too.

But we better not let this get out to the Conservo's who say it WRONG WRONG WRONG!

I have noticed those, I see no harm.

I think's more harmful to act like it's a sin... just think 30 years ago, masturbation was a sin...

Yet now we understand it to be a human necessary function...

Just my take for an conservative's reading this. :D

Which do males prefer

Spitters or swallows?

Which do males prefer

Spitters or swallows?

I'd assume swallows but splatters is probably high up there too

Good of course... just my cheekies get a little red when I read back... and forward... ;) Morning sweet thing.
I feel like I could use this whole day to just sit back and relax and NOT go to work.

awwww..

looking into your eyes as she's swallowing..

::haa::

Sarah

It is one option, of many, that I'm willing to entertain.

Awww ok I'll share... you can borrow "hell wh0res and high heels" ;)

Woohoo.

I am partial to 'Debbie does Dallas' though.

I just love the free porn sites... they are such a gift. :eek:

*cough* pornotube *cough*

What?

Who said that?

From sex talk, BJ's, porn to politics.

Damn we're good! :)

Which do males prefer

Spitters or swallows?

My partner prefers facials.

Feels some glory in seeing his seed everywhere.

masterbation was a sin...

Yet now we understand it to be a human necessary function...



It's definitely a necessary function for me. Like Water. Air. Food.

If it was a sin; guess I should be walking around with a pitchfork. :eek:

Nothing wrong with being in the gutter from time to time...

I think we have built a permanent camp there though

Good of course...just my cheekies get a little red when I read back...and forward...;) Morning sweet thing.
I feel like I could use this whole day to just sit back and relax and NOT go to work.

I wish I could do that, but darnit, I can't. Cleaning day, and yet I can't seem to leave AMHD!

This addiction is out of control!

Nothing wrong with being in the gutter from time to time...

I think we have built a permanent camp there though

No... you guys are on good behavior some days... :rolleyes:

it is one option, of many, that im willing to entertain.

Kp darling, I'm bored... will you entertain me? :rolleyes:

it is one option, of many, that im willing to entertain.

So KP, what is your pleasure? The ultimate pleasure?

Please tell us, your posts always make me melt. :)

No...you guys are on good behavior some days....:rolleyes:

When? Did I miss it? :eek:

Hey Alty, I'm too lazy to send a PM lol

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/im-worried-about-german-sheperd-puppies-front-legs-350304.html

Poor thing :(

*cough* pornotube *cough*

what?

who said that?

*cough*

Pornhub

Huh?

Sarah

Haha yep that one too ;)

Huh?

Which do males prefer

Spitters or swallows?

Don't care. Finishing at the mouth feels great... just like finishing inside a woman feels better than withdrawal... as for the what goes where, won't get my panties in a bunch.

Shaz's "spatters" made me laugh.

So they boys just stopped posting? :mad:

I think they are all off PMing each other :p

Now, now... keep your sexy talk public!

They are having a sword fight.

Yep--I said it.

Sarah

Hey Alty, I'm too lazy to send a PM lol

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/im-worried-about-german-sheperd-puppies-front-legs-350304.html

Poor thing :(

I looked. Poor little pup. I don't have anything to add though, you and Silver covered it all. :)

Darnit, I could stay here all day and chat, but the house isn't going to clean itself.

I'll be back later, or in between, you know, during coffee breaks. :)

Be bad kids, be very very bad! :)

Yeah, wasn't sure if you saw it or not.

I called my mum as soon as I saw it to find out how to help!
I got her to join but she has only had time to answer one question before...
She gets about 200 e-mails a day off her great dane mailing list :rolleyes:

I'm still here, just on the phone for Dell technical support ha ha

And I agree, inside definitely feels better than withdrawal method.

So KP, what is your pleasure? The ultimate pleasure?

Please tell us, your posts always make me melt. :)

I don't have to choose one. If all I get is a fav position, I start missing others. When all I had was oral for my pleasure, I missed intercourse.

Today... id like to take a shower, come out in a bath towel, finish shaving at the sink, then be caught walking down the hallway to find some clothes. Pushed to the cool wall. Towel removed. Wrists held. You can imagine the rest...

They are having a sword fight.

Yep--I said it.

Sarah

Ewwww!

Methinks I should go break it up then... :D

I'm still here, just on the phone for Dell technical support ha ha

And I agree, inside definitely feels better than withdrawal method.

I have a Dell! What's your number? ;)

Really, got to go!

Darn addiction. :(

Make sure you bring a rubber NM...
Those swords can cause inflation if you aren't careful

i dont have to choose one. if all i get is a fav position, i start missing others. when all i had was oral for my pleasure, i missed intercourse.

today... id like to take a shower, come out in a bath towel, finish shaving at the sink, then be caught walking down the hallway to find some clothes. pushed to the cool wall. towel removed. wrists held. you can imagine the rest...

::NM wrings out her panties::

Dammit, why do I even bother wearing them?

::NM wrings out her panties::

Dammit, why do I even bother wearing them??

I wonder the same thing.

Make sure you bring a rubber NM...
those swords can cause inflation if you aren't careful

Remember- we determined I'm a swallower.

towel removed. wrists held. you can imagine the rest...

Then she's down on you and starts filing your toe nails.

Sarah

I wonder the same thing.

Well maybe I should go remove them...

Tomorrow, sans panties for sure.

then she's down on you and starts filing your toe nails.

Sarah

She could paint them OPI's Im Not Really a Waitress for all I care... I'm willing to find some middle ground. I'm a giver. I give.

she could paint them OPI's Im Not Really a Waitress for all i care... im willing to find some middle ground. im a giver. i give.

That's a great color, by the way.

So what are you willing to give me?:rolleyes:

Hey there! You've been quite chatty one that thread!

Kp, what's in your new avy? A bear of some sort sniffing at the ground... after some trail? :rolleyes:

It's the Monday polar bear! :D

Hey there! You've been quite chatty one that thread!

Kp, what's in your new avy? A bear of some sort sniffing at the ground... after some trail? :rolleyes:

You've never seen a vid of a polar bear scootching over the ice like that? Its hilarious. Arse up, lazy bum's upper bod on the ice, legs propelling him wherever polar bears go when they go.

Sick this week, so I'm kind of like that

POLAR BAHHHHRRRRRR!!

I was going to visit Alty this summer because I love polar bahrs and penguins.

... sadly, she has neither. Apparently, she lives in a HOUSE... is THAT about? No igloo? Damnitalltohell

When I lived in Nunavut

I saw some creatures :)

http://canadianwinter.ca/uploads/images/2006_issue/nunavut_botton.jpg

Sarah

What?!
What sort of crazy Canadian is she if she doesn't live in an igloo!

I like teasing people with our wallabies and wombats :)
So cute :)

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

She lives in a HOUSE, in a subdivision, in a neighborhood, and her kids go to school in a car... it's CRAZY! She does NOT fish on the ice for dinner, she doesn't wear snow shoes, nor do they do the eskimo (sorry, inuit) kiss!

... I'm SO changing my vacation plans...

Lazy Polar Bear - Videos - Funny Hub (http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/lazy-polar-bear.html)

I like teasing people with our wallabies and wombats :)
so cute :)

... wait a second. Are you telling me that you don't live in a kangaroo pouch?

... damnit!! Damnit!!

Haha another dream shatterd! Sorry!

Lol, OK, kp! :p T'was the first time though... all I've been seeing are walking on their four legs... so cute avi!

EDIT: Saw the clip. Is it the one you put in your avi and edited some of it?

From sex talk, BJ's, porn to politics.

Damn we're good! :)
Wow the things you miss when you do house work

Notice how Alty's gone and there is no more sex talk :p

Notice how Alty's gone and there is no more sex talk :pyeah she is our bad influence;)

yeah she is our bad influence;)

Or a really good one... can't really distinguish...

She's "unavailable" right now, I think she's trying out her new "rabbit"

LOL, Hi Nily! ;)

She's "unavailable" right now, I think she's trying out her new "rabbit"
Oh I see she is a bad bad girl

I'm on the phone with her.

She's cleaning her daughter's room.. . she says, "Flubberducky."

... not sure why.

EDIT: Saw the clip. Is it the one you put in your avi and edited some of it?
Someone else did... found it as an avi online and then resized for AMHD.


Notice how Alty's gone and there is no more sex talk :p
I admit to turning too many threads to sex talk, but methinks alty is number one on the jacking list... uhm, threadjacking list, that is.

Yes... hi-jacking... sure ;)

*jack jack jack*

... wait. What?

Tell her to stop jack jack jacking in her daughters room!! :eek:

She's "unavailable" right now, I think she's trying out her new "rabbit"

Busted! :D

but methinks alty is number one on the jacking list... uhm, threadjacking list, that is.

I have lots of help though. :)

*jack jack jack*

...wait. what?

Magic jack? :p

Hey Alty! Done with the room of Sydney?

Hey Alty! Done with the room of Sydney?

As done as I'm going to be for now.

I think I saw something move in there and heard it say "Get out!"

My daughter is a little piggy, figures she'd take after her father in that department. :(

Aww, I remember a pic you posted once after having her room repainted... she was eating chocolate on her bed if I'm not mistaken. Lol If it was me, I'd have seen lots of ants creeping in the morning! :eek:

I'm afraid to look in her bed, God only knows what's living in there! :eek:

Busted! :D

Id say that was a fair assessment of your, uhm, "assets". You are most definitely "busted"

Blasted fiancé is ticking me off!


Had to break the sexual tension:) and vent at the same time

I'm so awesome

Hey Rome, why'd you take the pic of the ugly blonde guy down? :p

::NM scurries away::

Sexual tension :confused:

I am so tense I have forgotten what sex was.

Haha just remembered :

Fiancés ruin your finances.

Lol my PopPop used to say weird stuff like that.

Sarah

Sexual tension :confused:

I am so tense I have forgotten what sex was.

You and me both :(

Any female on here needing a reminder of what sex is please don't hesitate to contact me. :cool:

::raises hand slowly::

Sarah

Any female on here needing a reminder of what sex is please don't hesitate to contact me. :cool:

Okie dokie... Expect a PM very soon. :rolleyes:

Coop, what's a vagoina

Glad you added "any female" to that post KC, or I was PMing you;)

Glad you added "any female" to that post KC, or I was PMing you;)

Just wanted to be clear with folks... didn't want people to get the wrong impression of me.

Glad you added "any female" to that post KC, or I was PMing you;)

Swordfight?

Swordfight??

Eww!

I really haven't gotten anything better to say

Had to break the sexual tension:) and vent at the same time

Does this mean yelling while you are "problem solving"?

coop, what's a vagoina

Quote wall

Oh yea it does.

Who says "I think i'd like to invite them to our wedding"(when talking about her ex's dad and step mother)

REALLY!

There I'm yelling! Haven't found out how to problem solve yet

Any female on here needing a reminder of what sex is please don't hesitate to contact me. :cool:

How would you prefer the contact to be done?

How would you prefer the contact to be done?

Lips first please, and be gentle. :cool:

I am like the Snuggle Bear, super gentle and cuddly.

:D

Just know the safe word is 'Tony Saprano'.

How would you prefer the contact to be done?

I think he likes to be stroked gently...

I am like the Snuggle Bear, super gentle and cuddly.

:D

Just know the safe word is 'Tony Saprano'.

The snuggles bear actually frightens me

The snuggles bear actually frightens me

Teddy Ruxpin and clowns frighten me. :eek:

The snuggles bear actually frightens me

Well thanks for the shot in the foot there, Rome... ::sigh::

There always has to be one. :rolleyes:

I am scared of water(drowning and sharks), the snuggles bear and really big birds

Giggity, giggity...

Well thanks for the shot in the foot there, Rome... ::sigh::

There always has to be one. :rolleyes:

Come on! He is way to freaking happy to be hopping on towels!

Come on! He is way to freaking happy to be hopping on towels!

That is because he doesn't have any sexual tension in his life.

And you bring back the sex talk, you're getting as bad er as good at it as Alten

That is because he doesn't have any sexual tension in his life.

So you think the Snuggles bear is getting it on enough to have zero sexual tension?

Well... he is pretty happy. He must be doing something right.

Giggity, giggity....

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/article/739/739691/sexy_party_stewie.jpg


LOL

Sarah

That's my girl Sarah!! YES

Well...he is pretty happy. He must be doing something right.

That was my thought process.

Well apparently I need to give Mr. Snuggle Bear a call.

That's my girl Sarah!!!! YES

:blush: :o
Sarah

Haven't found out how to problem solve yet

Uhm... well... are you right handed or left handed...

uhm... well... are you right handed or left handed...

:) I'm ambidextrous...

:hinty hint:

Sarah

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/article/739/739691/sexy_party_stewie.jpg


LOL

Sarah

Sarah rocks the casbah. We all know it. You just need to say some things out loud sometimes. He-diddly-arious

:) I'm ambidextrous....

:hinty hint:

Sarah


Come hither...

:) I'm ambidextrous....

:hinty hint:

Sarah

*sigh*

=)

I'm right handed.

My mouse even smells like me... hehe

I'm right handed.

My mouse even smells like me... hehe

But does your kitty smell like you?

Was that out loud? :eek:

Yup, Alty's back, be afraid.

As of this moment I no longer have any sexual tension or frustration.

All I can say, thank God for afternoon quickies! :)

Felling betterish...

Bouncy ele time

But does your kitty smell like you?

Was that out loud? :eek:

I wasn't sure my acknowledgement was outloud...

Kitty smells just like me. She's acting like she sniffed some catnip in my absence.

Yup, Alty's back, be afraid.

As of this moment I no longer have any sexual tension or frustration.

All I can say, thank God for afternoon quickies! :)

<--- Jealous, doesn't take much for me.

I wasn't sure my acknowledgement was outloud...

Kitty smells just like me. She's acting like she sniffed some catnip in my absense.

Not that kitty! :D