I can't take ANY more!!

I am off to a deserted Island
I am taking a laptop and my Pepsi

Ya'all get to donate one item for my deserted island


Thank YOU

I send you a case of Coke. It's so much better than Pepsi <ptooie>:D

Thank you :D
Makes me feel a lot better that somebody will help me out here!

One item?

... we'll go with NEEDS first.

Gumballs.

Okay I appreciate the Molsen's but I don't drink so I will save that for guests thank you too

Gumballs that sounds like a great idea. Need an air tight container for them though. :D thanks

Chocolate that stays hard forever and doesn't melt in the heat :)

Oh and can I come with you please I could do with an escape lol

Not to be greedy, but can you include an order for a shipment of strawberries every May too? Thank you :D

Ah ha with channel island cream oh my god yummmmmm

Sounds good you are invited to enjoy the channel island cream, chocolate and strawberries with me :D

Hehehehehe don't forget the coke now I want to go fruit picking I feel this may just be on the agenda tomorrow millie would have a ball lol

Sounds great to me!
I wonder if I can pick coconuts on my island??

Hmmmm, what shall I bring... oh by the way, I'm coming with you and CBW...

So... Allheart will bring...

Sizziling hot men... that's right... who will do all the chores, tell us we are right, even if we are not, be sensitive to our feelings, and obey are every command :) hee hee.

:( MY island is very small :( You might go crazy putting up with me for any big lengths of time but you are more than welcome to come and go as you please.
And I can't think of anything I need a man for, except maybe, I guess he can fight off the monkeys trying to take the coconuts. Well I guess he would add to the scenery too :D One hot guy is plenty. Thank you!

I will send you a "Genie In A Bottle!!" A really HOT Genie! Rub his bottle three times, and he will pop out and give you your every wish!

... he may take awhile to get there... I need him around for awhile, but you can borrow him!. remember, he's just on loan!

Ahhh Allhearts hot guy in a bottle sounds great!
I need a guy that I can toss in the bottle and put the cork on whenever I don't want to be bothered LOL!!

Don't worry about the loan I will send him back with my last wish...
That he double your pleasure of ALL your wishes :D

He's in there somewhere!!

He's a tiny man NH. He can run around faster that way, but he can change into "HOT GUY", in the blink of an eye! Careful with your wishes... he gets them wrong sometimes! Yikes!!

He may be a tiny man IN the bottle but from what Allheart said I doubt he is tiny out of the bottle.
No worry I will keep my wishes to more Pepsi and no bad internet connections and a nice catamaran.

:d

Oh thank you wvhiflyer that is really special :D

There's that tiny man!. LMAO... that's cute!

I'll miss him, but I know NH will keep good care of him for the time being! Miss you little man! *sniff sniff*

Ahhh but your wishes are now doubled :D

Oh I said that is the last wish but since it was so special I made it my FIRST wish.

He isn't just a 3 wish kind of guy! He's pretty cool NH! He will stick around and wait on you hand and foot! That's why we lub lub him!

Are we talking diet Pepsi or regular? I drink diet so that may be my one item.

And could the tiny man be wearing a speed-o?

Diet is a four letter swear word and actually makes you gain weight
***would have to look it up again to explain*

I don't know about a speedo starbuck would want him RIGHT back fo'sure!

Diet is a four letter swear word and actually makes you gain weight
***would have to look it up again to explain*

I dunno about a speedo starbuck would want him RIGHT back fo'sure!


See, you don't understand how this works. The word "diet" tricks your body into thinking it actually IS diet and so you don't gain weight. Same with ice cream - if you eat it right out of the container, preferably with a wooden spoon by the light of the refrigerator, there ARE no calories.

This is a fantasy trip, right - ?

Oh so then you can contribute this magical refrigerator to my island?
Gee this is getting to be a magical trip first a genie now a miracle fridge...


This is a fantasy trip, right - ? ----Don't MAKE me cry!! :(

A never-ending supply of K-cups and a solar powered Keurig.

(That's coffee, by the way... ;) )

I need all the solar power I can get.
Don't drink coffee though but hey ya'all can drink it when you come visit.

... don't... drink... coffee..?

Wow... that's a thought...

Sad, sad thought... ;)

...don't....drink....coffee....???

Wow... that's a thought....

Sad, sad thought... ;)


I'm thinking the same thing - doesn't drink coffee. Wow (as I slug down my third cup today).

I'm such an addict, I went out and bought a Keurig Keurig one cup coffee makers brew gourmet coffee & tea (http://www.keurig.com/) when my espresso machine broke. I am in love with an appliance...

I am in love with my Pepsi
It gives me my daily requirement of caffeine and sugar

Pepsi is definitely the right one, baby.

... uh huh...

You three are therefore going... *sniff* *sniff* :(. Keep us informed, through your laptop. Hey, don't forget a powerful one so that you can have internet though far away...

Concerning Pepsi, no I prefer 7up or Eski (don't know if you know that though... ). But coffee is great too!!

So unknown I can count on you to donate my internet connection?

Sure, I'll do my best anyway... :)

Well I guess now that I have that genie if you can't come through for me I can see what the genie can do.

Oh, yes, the genie nearly got off my mind!! Why haven't I suggested so earlier!

Hmmmm I guess I don't need donations now that I have a genie
But it is nice to know you all care enough

Okay now that we have my needs established
Pepsi
Lab top with connection
Catamaran
Fridge
Genie

Now ya'all can start reservations for visiting my island

Can I make a reservation for a cute little bungalow... ooo... say, October? Puh-lease!

It will be veeeerrry small because my island is only around 12 acres.
But sure I think I can have it by Oct.
Genie request #2 cute little bungalow

Sweeeet. :) You da bomb!

Wow watch that word around my genie!!
He doesn't understand and
... well you have to be careful what you wish for!

Understand?

:D

HA!! Ok, I'll be good

I'm going to donate a gross of pepsi and a ton of ice if I can come along too.

YAY! J_9 is on the list! :)

I'll bring my little black bag of medical supplies so that we can all stay healthy out in the sun.

Considering that I had a case of Beaker-lip last time I was out in the sun, that's a great idea! :)

Maybe I need to post a sign
NO heart attacks
NO seizures
NO strokes
NO medical problems allowed on my island
Unless J_9's bag can fix it

Oh and NO going into labor either.

Do you have something in your bag for when somebody drops dead at the site of my hot genie?
After all he is drop dead gorgeous!

Can I make my reservations for September? That is right after the Genie convention! I'm sure I can talk all of Bud's *did I tell you his name is Bud?* friends to come for the week and we can have wishes gallore!

Sure just as long as you promise to not want him back yet.
Bud I was thinking of naming him Alley Buba
Guess he would curse me with that one though!

Alley Buba is his twin brother! How did you know?? Bud and Buba... yep!

Oh I guess it was a case of mistaken Identity that I picked up on telepathically?



... Thanks for holding out on me here!

Did anyone forget the sunscreen?
And NoH you need a nice spacious tent..
Or you could always sleep in a hammock.:D http://images.netshops.com/mgen/master:HA036.jpg


And you may just need this...
Composting toilet system-
http://enviroletbuzz.com/archives/images/2007/envirolet_ms10_BC_NancyG.jpg

Actually this is it and you should see the inside it is unbelievable but the site deleted the interior photos
Exclusive Tents (http://actionafrica.com/custom.htm) -the photo under custom designs

The gallery in that link has inside pics... wow.. can't your genie set up a new one every week?

Nah I don't want to over work him

When I was a kid and asked my gramma to do something for me she would say
Who was your genie before me? And I would say somebody that died from overwork.
So now I guess it is a complex or a phobia or something with me now to not overwork my genie.

Oh my now I am getting visions of Altenweg with her whip!
Dear Altenweg if you make a reservation... Please leave your whip at home!!

Stringer stole Alty's whip... it's him you must watch for!

Firmy, do I get dibs on the mosquitto proof tent of yours?

I guess I do need firmbelievers one as well as this one Exclusive Tents (http://actionafrica.com/custom.htm)
I am having made for Historian chick who knows I just might become a popular tourist attraction.

No whip? How will we get the coconuts out of the tree? Is okay, Stringer stole my whip a while back, I haven't found a replacement, so I am officially, whipless girl. :(

My contribution to your island, a kangaroo, he can carry things for you, like coconuts, bananas, your tiny genie man, you know, stuff. :)

I finally trained the chimps that the coconuts are to be shared.

Maybe we need to start a new post for the best whip replacement for Altenweg.
Maybe Indiana Jones will donate his when 'n IF he ever retires?

Hey all, a crow just landed on my house, is that a bad sign? EEEEEKKKK!

Chimps, you have chimps? Cool.

As for my whip (Salvador) he's one of a kind, can't be replaced, sigh, I've tried over and over again to get him back from Stringer, bribery, force, seduction, you name it, but alas, it has not worked. Don't worry, I'll be okay. :(

NoHelp, do you a bar on you island, I could sure use a pina colada. :)

Hey all, a crow just landed on my house, is that a bad sign? EEEEEKKKK!

Chimps, you have chimps? Cool.



NoHelp, do you a bar on you island, I could sure use a pina colada. :)

Alty, honey, sweetheart... No Pina Coladas' for you until you are off your cold meds! You're halucinating again... you're seeing crows, chimps, and your last sentence... well... NH, tell the bartender that Alty can't have a Pina Colada! :eek: :D

How about a virgin pina colada? Please.

Oh yeah! With plenty of daiquiris, pina coladas and margaritas

Coming right up

Genie wish #3

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I want this beach bar because it is right down the street from me and
My boyfriend sang and played bass guitar there last night.
I always sit at that white table left hand side near the stage. I can see my chair LOL :D

Okay, we'll meet there in an hour? We have a pretty nice outdoor bar for a deserted 12 acre Island! :D

Wow, that's down the street from you? I want to move in with you NoHelp, forget the island. ;)

We don't have beaches, well, not good ones anyway. Beach bars aren't even a consideration, with only 2 months of really nice weather every year it would be a waste of money. Sigh, I want to live in the tropics. :)

It is right off 79 Neville Island exist on the Ohio river.
Com'on and we'll celebrate before I go to my deserted island
Got to tell my boyfriend and the reggae band they have to play one more time this summer.

Okay, count me in, just let me load up on cold meds first. Someone might have to carry me around, but I'll be there! :)

NO no packing up cold meds
That's J_9's contribution (see post # 48)
But here she can leave the sun screen cause it is crummy weather.

Okay, I'll leave the meds at home. Is J9 coming with, I could use some medical attention.

Crummy weather? We had a really bad storm here last night, actually we've been having allot of bad storms lately, allot of tornado warnings. I wouldn't be surprised if we got hit again, the last one we had was in 1987, I think, and it was an F4. Eeek.

Just ask Bud and Bubba, they will wisk the band to the island for a wkd show! Since Alty can't have a strong Pina Colada right now, can I have one in a go cup? I want to check out the beach at the outdoor bar!

Oooh, me too, me too! :)

Okay kids, I've got to run for now, mommy things to do, did you know that you have to feed kids three times a day, at least? ;);)

Oh, a mommy's job is never done, why wasn't that in the hand book? :)

Later all, I'll be back for the dancing.

Okay
I think I will have a bunch of to go cups made --have to design them now.

Oooh, me too, me too! :)

Okay kids, I've got to run for now, mommy things to do, did you know that you have to feed kids three times a day, at least? ;);)

Oh, a mommy's job is never done, why wasn't that in the hand book? :)

Later all, I'll be back for the dancing.

Geez sounds like you need alley bubba

I never did ask starbuck where he is.

I think he is carefully packing in his bottle. I think I saw him ironing in his teeny weeny bottle just awhile ago. Bud is actually jealous of Alley Buba, he has a nicer bottle... you know, the whole sibling rivalry thing! I hope he is starting his teeny tiny BBQ, and looking up recipes for all of the shellfish and seafood we will have them catch.

Well Bud is going to have such an exciting life with the whole island thing he will get over any jealousy

Wish #4
A new bottle for Bud

Wow! Now Alley Buba is going to be upset with Bud! This might help on the island! They will try and out-do each other with granting wishes!

They will try and out-do each other with granting wishes!
THAT MAY BE A GOOD THING


Hmmm a green genie full of envy :D

We must be careful though! Jealous Genie's can cause quite a stir! They might bring the other Genie's from the Genie convention, to tour "Fed Up Island" as a training vacation! It might be "Genie's Gone Wild" week!

Gee how many genies can there be??
I don't think I want a genie convention especially if it is going to be that bad!

Starbuck you can have your genie back as soon as I am settled on the island
But I want a contract that all my wishes will stay intact.

Can I have a wish, just one? I want to be healthy again, that's all. ;)

What is wrong Altenweg?

Wish #5 Altenweg's health and whip!

Besides healthy I am loving your putting Cred0 in his place so much so that I need to beg to get your whip back!! With the way you handle him you deserve that whip!
If only Cred could see that he is not 'winning' in his little word games...
Lost in translation!

Hee, hee, you saw that did you? I couldn't resist, I tried, I wanted to walk away, but he just gave me so much to work with that I had to do it. Bad Alty. ;)

Whip? Who needs a whip, I've got my sharp sarcastic tongue, that will do the trick. ;)

As for my health, I have a nasty cold/flu, have had it over a week, no relief in sight, I'm miserable. :(

I know exactly what you mean... been there, done that and he claims he has 10 yrs of me on hard disc to prove I 'have a reputation' of lying and being a problem... ROTFLMAO!

Take two asprin
Drink some oj and go to sleep and have sweet genie dreams!

To him everyone who doesn't agree with him lies.

No asprin, no oj, and sleep is not easy, too stuffy, can't breath. :(

The genie dreams are a can do though, if I can actually sleep. ;)

Sleep with extra pillows under your head it helps to not be as stuffed up

I've tried that too. My whole head is stuffed, even my ears, I'm not a happy camper. I'll live though, I'm a toughy, I just hate being sick in the summer time, I want to go outside, play with my kids, have fun, but I'm just too darn sick. :(

Poor me. ;)

HistChk - Coke's the REAL thing (and it's got less sugar than Pepsie <ptooie>)

NOhelp - On your way, wave bye to me as you go down 79. I'm not far from the Bridgeville exit.

Who wanted the genie w/ a speedo?


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EEEKK! Speedos should be illegal. :)

NoHelp, can I come to your island with you, I don't eat much and I don't take up much room. I promise to get rid of my cold/flu before I leave here. I'm also a woodworker and a pretty good cook, so I'll come in handy. PLEEEEEZZEE! :)

Speedos should be illegal?

... but... what would I do with my flesh colored ones?

hmmmm, what shall I bring....oh by the way, I'm coming with you and CBW...

So...Allheart will bring....

Sizziling hot men...that's right...who will do all the chores, tell us we are right, even if we are not, be sensitive to our feelings, and obey are every command :) hee hee.

What?? This came out of Allheart?:) :D :eek:

Stringer - I wondered about that too...

Stringer - I wondered about that too.....

Yes the Karma is upset now... :) :eek: :rolleyes:

Got to run, busy day tomorrow... g-night all.

Allheart, are we being a bad influence on you? ;);):)

Stringer - I wondered about that too.....

Ditto...

How come you boys never worry when I say something naughty?

How come you boys never worry when I say something naughty?

Uuuhhmmmmmm... we're used to it:confused: ;)

But, but, but, okay. ;)

I can be nice and sweet too, yes I can, really, honestly, don't you believe me?

But, but, but, okay. ;)

I can be nice and sweet too, yes I can, really, honestly, don't you believe me?

Nothing wrong with Naughty and nice alty :p

But am I more naughty than nice? I hope I'm 50/50, I guess I could settle for 60/40, would 70/30 be pushing it? ;)

How about 100/100

Aw, shucks M, you're so sweet. I tell you buddy, if I wasn't married, you'd be in big trouble. :)

I've noticed you say this to all the guys here alty.

... I'm not so sure about this cooky operation you're running here missy!

Alt - you and me both... though these days I don't have much of a choice 'cept to be not naughty (notice I didn't say have to be nice... );)

I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
When I'm good I'm very very good but when I'm bad I'm better... :D

Ah but Sneezy, I love you all, if I could take certain parts from each of you I could make the perfect man, imagine it. Your brains and business savy, Stringers business savy and wisdom, M's humor and accent. The three of you would make one women very happy. ;)

The fact remains that I am married, and for now I plan to stay that way. ;) But, if I was single I have to say that M would be the logical choice. You are young, probably not ready to settle down with a women with kids, and pets, and you have HC. Stringer is married, and happily so. M, well, I don't know for sure if he likes kids, or wants kids, or bunny's for that matter, but he and I are close in age, and he's not married, and I know he likes dogs. Can you tell I've thought this through? ;)

A little playful flirting never killed anyone. :);)

Alt - you and me both... tho these days I don't have much of a choice 'cept to be not naughty (notice I didn't say have to be nice... );)

I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
When I'm good I'm very very good but when I'm bad I'm better.... :D

You can say that again. I soooo totally agree. :)

I've tried that too. My whole head is stuffed, even my ears, I'm not a happy camper. I'll live though, I'm a toughy, I just hate being sick in the summer time, I want to go outside, play with my kids, have fun, but I'm just too darn sick. :(

Poor me. ;)

If you have peppermint oil,a drop in hot water and then steam your face with it.Cover your head with a towel so the steam doesn't escape.
If you don't have any oils,a bit of balm in the water will do the trick or just plain steam too.

Thanks firmy. I'm doing some peppermint tea in hot water with the towel bit, I don't have anything else. :(

1 1/2 weeks and counting, this better stop soon. ;)

Alt - I always preferred a shot of Nyquil with a 20yo Scotch chaser. Don't always stop snufling but don't care as much... <VBG>

WVHiflyer, I'll keep that in mind, I'm already half way there, took the nyquil 5 minutes ago. ;) Scotch, I don't think I have any, will beer do? ;):)

Nah. Beer just doesn't do it. Got any bourbon? Brandy'd be better.

Hubby picked up a small bottle of brandy, had some in my tea, but it's not working. Are you recommending another shot Doctor? ;)

Your mistake was putting it in the tea.

Help! My cat is attacking me! He keeps running up and batting my head with a loud MEOW then running of.

Alty?. don't you have any of that Vicks left? I just told you in the park, but I'll tell you again here on the Island! Put a tsp of vicks in a vapourizer, or just in a pot of boiling water, and give yourself a Vicks facial! The eucalyptus should help your nose. I would give you my zinc tablets too if you were here! Feel better!. it's no fun whining to a sick person! LOL!

Your mistake was putting it in the tea.

Help! My cat is attacking me! He keeps running up and batting my head with a loud MEOW then running of.

Stop wearing the fish on your head! :rolleyes: Don't ask... even I don't know what that meant!? LOL

I may have stolen Alty's whiskey! :D

Stop wearing the fish on your head!! :rolleyes: Don't ask....even I don't know what that meant!!?? LOL

Ha ha... nice starby:)

Must be that new shampoo... LOL

ha ha................nice starby:)

Batman!. you're still here! Is the Bat Mobile revved up? Can we go to the Batcave for BEEEEEERRRR??

Batman!!!....you're still here!! Is the Bat Mobile revved up?? Can we go to the Batcave for BEEEEEERRRR???

Half an hour to go starby... jump in!!

Yeeeaaayyyyy!. Yippeeeee... Wooooohoooooo!. I'm down with that homey!! :D :D

I'm here, I'm here, I think I'm here. Am I here? ;)

Okay, it's time to get serious kids, I'm going to kick this colds a$$, no more Miss nice guy, wait that didn't make sense. Anyway, I'm going to get rid of this thing once and for all, yup, that's right, Alty is getting mean, going to wash that germ right out of my system. How? I don't know, but I'm going to do it, mind over matter, yup, that's it. Back in a minute, got to blow my nose, again!

Okay, I'm back, and that was gross, and painful. I'm done, stick a fork in me.

Any fork pics M? ;)

I'm here, I'm here, I think I'm here. Am I here? ;)

Okay, it's time to get serious kids, I'm going to kick this colds a$$, no more Miss nice guy, wait that didn't make sense. Anyway, I'm going to get rid of this thing once and for all, yup, that's right, Alty is getting mean, gonna wash that germ right out of my system. How? I don't know, but I'm going to do it, mind over matter, yup, that's it. Back in a minute, gotta blow my nose, again!

Okay, I'm back, and that was gross, and painful. I'm done, stick a fork in me.

Any fork pics M? ;)

This do??

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I think that's a spoon, but my vision is a bit blurry right now so I can't be sure. :)

This do???

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Now that's just plain creepy! :eek: :p

Okay, is it just me, or does it look like that guy is wearing a silver mini jock strap on his face? Please say it isn't just me. ;)

Uuhhmmmm... I don't see it!

You man, me woman, I see things you don't see. Wait, you man, me sick medicated possibly intoxicated woman, maybe I'm seeing things you don't see. Didn't I just say that? ;)

You man, me woman, I see things you don't see. Wait, you man, me sick medicated possibly intoxicated woman, maybe I'm seeing things you don't see. Didn't I just say that? ;)

I want what you're having!! Whaaaaaattttt?? LOL!

Didn't it make sense? I thought it made sense. Wait, I'll re-read it... nope, it still makes sense. Are you sure it's me? ;)

Alty?. I think I'm seeing it! The wonders of the power of suggestion! LOL!

I think it's the power of alcohol and cold meds, but okay. ;)

NH... Bud told me you wanted to hear this song! :D

YouTube - Elton John RARE Island Girl Piano Vocal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Io7E-zKeSw&feature=related)

I'm so wide awake, and really doubt I will get to sleep anytime soon Alty!! Uuuurrrggghh! I'll keep on playing my music I guess! :)

Oooh, music, Alty dancy. ;)

Starby, Alty really should go to bed, try to sleep, get rid of bad cold bugs in body. Why am I talking about myself in the third person? I need help! :)

Nighty night Starby, barby.

NoHelp, sorry about the weirdness, that's what you get when M, Starby and I come to visit. I would say it gets better, but I'd be lying. ;)

You get some good sleep Alty! I hope you wake up with no more sniffles, and a light head... noooo... a heavy head... noooo... uhmmmm... a clear head! :)

Hmmmm... Knarles Barkley is on the Tonight Show... he is wearing what appears to be a bat cape! Freeky! HAHA!

Night Starby, clear head sound good, it's heavy right now, and a bit light, did that make sense?

Time to catch some Zzzzzzzzz's.

Night all. :)

Alty out.

What???? This came out of Allheart?:) :D :eek:

That's why we love her soooo much! :)

I know exactly what you mean....been there, done that and he claims he has 10 yrs of me on hard disc to prove I 'have a reputation' of lying and being a problem.....ROTFLMAO!

take two asprin
drink some oj and go to sleep and have sweet genie dreams!

That's funny!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religious-discussions/making-love-fighting-killing-226429-7.html

(sorry for the double post)

Thank you for the song!

There is going to be non stop music on my island (NO doubt about it) whether it is my boyfriend and the Flow band and the Freedom band or CD's or Youtube. It will be non stop music

These are the top songs

YouTube - RED RED WINE (ORIGINAL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrwFkByhlJo)

YouTube - You're My Angel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5dzBL9wCk)

YouTube - Rum and Coca Cola (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CUw1Km35Gg)

YouTube - BOB MARLEY - STIR IT UP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbVwC0Wng8)

YouTube - Mr.Capone-E-Angel Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Cey7ZgS1g)

YouTube - Kokomo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzPoqWpadA)

YouTube - Wham! - Club Tropicana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIzVoNq9f9s)

You forgot one ;) 80's eat your heart out...

Ahh thank you

How come you boys never worry when I say something naughty?

Well, what would we do without you as our instructor?? :p


(QUOTE=Altenweg)The three of you would make one women very happy.

I already have... :) At least she says I do, and she tells me that she doesn't lie..

Aw, Stringer, I know you do. :)

You are a sweet wonderful man, Marta is very lucky to have you, I've told you that before, and it's the God's honest truth. :)

Lub you Stringer, big hug to you. Wait, I'm contagious, would you settle for a high five? ;)

Aw, Stringer, I know you do. :)

You are a sweet wonderful man, Marta is very lucky to have you, I've told you that before, and it's the God's honest truth. :)

Lub you Stringer, big hug to you. Wait, I'm contagious, would you settle for a high five? ;)

Ha ha, we can't even rub noses either... :D :eek: :rolleyes:

Nope, my nose hurts too much, I'm rubbing it all the time, ouch. ;)

How are you Stringer. :)

NO rubbing noses is where the eskimos goes.
This is tropical island ALL the way!!

Rubbing coconuts? ;)

Rubbing coconuts? ;)


Wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt... tttttttt?

Hee, hee, just a bit of island humor. ;)

Do you put the lime in the coconut with this humor?? :D

YouTube - Lime In The Coconut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThMw0IsuQf8)

You got it!

Should I try that, put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning? Maybe that will work. Worth a try. Honey, buy me a coconut and a lime! :)

Yeah honeydew, lime and coconut sounds like a sure cure to me

J_9 how about it??

I'll try anything at this point. Achooo, I'm sick of being sick. :(

Maybe Isneeze will donate his kleenex box along with the gumballs (hmmmm wonder if the gumballs can taste like tropical drinks!)

Sure they can, just use your imagination. I'm imagining myself on a tropical beach, with a hunky guy fanning me, while another rubs my feet. The cabana boy is fetching me a tropical drink, with a little umbrella in it, he's wearing a thong. :)

Yup, good imagination. Ahhhh! :)

I think you are going to have to pull your island right up along side mine and we can be neighbors. :D
Of course you are in a hammock and being fed grapes while being fanned and getting your drink fetched to you :D


Altenweg Caught on film!

Wow, now that's a sunset. I can live with that. :)

I'll try anything at this point. Achooo, I'm sick of being sick. :(

Sick, who's sick? We can't have that Alty, what is wrong dear one?

Sniffle, sneeze, hi J9, I've got a really bad cold/flu thingy going on. It's 1 1/2 weeks now and I'm miserable. I can't sleep because I'm too stuffed up, my throat hurts, so do my ears, my whole head is stuffy. I've tried everything I can think of, Nyquil, tea, honey, orange juice, chicken noodle soup, Advil cold and flu, I even got that ColdFX stuff, nothing is working. I sure could use a remedy that works, even if only for one night so that I can get some sleep. Sob, I feel yucky. :(

Been to the doc yet? Could be something more than a virus and might need antibiotics? This has been going on a little too long now to just pass it off.

I'm usually one to put off going to the doctor, but if you think I should then I'll book an appointment asap, tomorrow if possible.

New symptom, I've officially lost my voice, hubby's happy ;), the kids think it's hilarious, and I'm just annoyed.

Thanks J, I appreciate it, and I will go to my doc, time to nip this thing in the bud. :)

You very well could have sinusitis, if so, need an abx (antibiotic). Been going on too long to just ignore sweetie.

The Nurse has spoken Alty... get yourself to the Doc!

The Nurse has spoken Alty................get yourself to the Doc!!

Thanks for the backup M... I'd rather be it be allergies, but better get it checked out this late in the game.

Will do J9, thanks. I'll be good, I promise, off to the doc tomorrow, first thing in the morning.

Yeah do as your bloody told or god forbid you may never speak again giggle

I'll call her first thing and make sure she keeps her promise! She sounded horrible yesterday!

Sorry Alty my sweet, but you did! You need to get rid of that awful cold! Who will keep the rest of us in line?. or how will we keep you in line if we can't hear you? ;)

Mmmmmm would that not be a blessing in disguise can you imagine the kids glee lol

Oh apparently they were having a ball!. laughing at "silent" mommy trying to talk! Sick Mommy AND sore Daddy!. not a good combo!

Those were the days I cherished when I was little... LOL!

Giggle exactly oh the fun they can have poor Alty I'm sure she will reep her revenge

You know it! Those poor kids don't know the wrath of a sick momma who magically becomes healthy again! Hee hee... we won't tell them OK?

LOL they will find out soon enough mean time we can just enjoy the quiet :D

Poor Alty, she has so much to say and just loves to participate, this has to be terrible for her... simply terrible!

Kind of like a seething volcano just before it erupts... :)

LOL or a big angry zip exploding on a teens face giggle teen spots never go away either ;)

LOL or a big angry zip exploding on a teens face giggle teen spots never go away either ;)

Good one GB... :D

I just got back from my deserted island. How is everyone? Alty how are you feeling?

She still be sick and the tropical sun and the lime in the coconut don't be seeming to do any good :(
I had to quarantine her to her own island :(
But you see the pic I got of her in her hammock! :D

I'll donate myself! Haha

Oh, I almost forgot... I was going to call Alty to find out! Not that I forgot really, just got a bit busy, and forgot to put my phone on the charger lastnite! I hope she's feeling better... I can't imagine Alty without a voice... scary!! LOL!

Hi Tuscany... Hi Silly String! How's everyone?

Edit... sorry... Hi NH, Hi Catie!

NH... today I will donate my tired brain OK? LOL

i just got back from my deserted island. How is everyone?? Alty how are you feeling?

You have one all to yourself? How do I get one? Do you get to pick your company.. :rolleyes:

I do have an "island" No phone, no TV, no internet. Just a radio, some food, a little wine, and the two that I love the most.

How are you stringer?

Gee I am going to start an island docking fee to pull up an island next to mine!!
Alty already is here with hers so she is exempt!

I am doing very well at the moment Tus, thank you dear. (miss talking to ya)

Lookie here guys, one person gets their own quarantined island, one has a special island with two loved ones, etc...

What do I have to do... oh my, maybe, just maybe I am not getting my island because... I am MAN>>>>>>?? Aaahhhh ha!

Camping is my island Stringer. My very own quiet place in the woods. Does not cost too much, but allows me to have some much needed peace.

I am doing very well at the moment Tus, thank you dear. (miss talking to ya)

Lookie here guys, one person gets their own quarantined island, one has a special island with two loved ones, etc................

What do I have to do..........oh my, maybe, just maybe I am not getting my island because........................................... ..................I am MAN>>>>>>??? Aaahhhh ha!

We heard you owned a Speedo Stringy... we asked the Island boyz to check your luggage first! :p

Camping is my island Stringer. My very own quiet place in the woods. Does not cost to much, but allows me to have some much needed peace.

But... but... b...
"No man is an island...............?":rolleyes:

We heard you owned a Speedo Stringy..........we asked the Island boyz to check your luggage first!! :p
A strip search?

We heard you owned a Speedo Stringy..........we asked the Island boyz to check your luggage first!! :p
Oooooooooowwwwwwwweeee... ugh! No, no, no... I have always been the "surfer boy" not the speedo boy... oooouuwwwww... nope, never speedo... :p

I am doing very well at the moment Tus, thank you dear. (miss talking to ya)

Lookie here guys, one person gets their own quarantined island, one has a special island with two loved ones, etc................

What do I have to do..........oh my, maybe, just maybe I am not getting my island because........................................... ..................I am MAN>>>>>>??? Aaahhhh ha!


Hmm sounds like we will have to put your island in the south seas!

I guess next you will want a genie -ette!

I'm with you on the no speedo -YES surfer boy!

A strip search??

Depends on who will do the stri...

Oh never mind... Marta wants to do it... :confused:

Can we do that? Hmmmm? Is it okay Marta? Okay Stringy... over here behind this rock... we will hold up a grass skirt so you have your privacy! :p

Thank Goodness!. no Speedo!

Marta should be the only one :)

How are things Star?

Hey!! Wait a minute here...

What the h*ll is that tripod for over there?

Marta should be the only one :)

How are things Star?


Love you Tus... keep lookin' out for me... I can get in big trouble you know... ;)

Marta should be the only one :)

How are things Star?

Hmmmm... shall I start at chapter one? LOL!. just jokin! They are... uhhmmm... fine-ish

Edit: On the phone finding out the condition of my ex-husband.

Fine-ish... that is a new one. What would the title of chapter one be?

Hmmmm........shall I start at chapter one?? LOL!!............just jokin!! They are....uhhmmm.....fine-ish

Not to change the subject... but just a quick question Starby.. did you "transfer" your phone to the police department yet?

Hey!!!!!!!!! wait a minute here.........

What the h*ll is that tripod for over there?

*> Click <*

Stringer caught on film

*> Click <*

THERE YA GO GIRL!!

All I need is my doon (sp-sorry) buggy and some Beech Boys music.. I'm good to go... ~~~~~~~~"Everybody was surfin'~~~~~~~in the USA~~~~~~.....":D :D :D Love it...

But I had "bushy, bushy brown hair" then...

Okay genie wish #7

Dune buggy and beach boy music for Stringers island

YouTube - The beach boys -good vibrations (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nC2gZMNkyJo&feature=related)

YouTube - The Beach Boys - Sloop John B (Original Video) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_KY_d9MQv8)

Okay genie wish #7

dune buggy and beach boy music for Stringers island

YouTube - The beach boys -good vibrations (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nC2gZMNkyJo&feature=related)

YouTube - The Beach Boys - Sloop John B (Original Video) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_KY_d9MQv8)


I... LOVE... it... ALL. And man do I miss those great, great days... and... nights.

Wow, thanks for the memories and the Genie wish # 7... closing my eyes real hard... wishing... wishing... Aaaaah... do I have to rub something?. like a lamp or..

EDIT: "~~~~~~~~If everybody had a notion~~~across the USA~~~~~~~~everybody'd be surfin'~~~~~~~"

Hi Kids, sicky here.

Okay, so I've made an appointment with my doctor, but I couldn't get in until tomorrow. Apparently there are tons of people allot worse off then I am that need to go in today. I did get a good laught though, the receptionist always recognizes my voice, this time she had to ask who I was, when I told her she said "No way, are you sure, you sound horrible, will you make it until tomorrow"? I told her that I hope so, but that if I'm not in at the appointed time she might want to call and see if I'm still alive (kidding, I'll be fine).

Starby I'd love to talk to you on the phone, but I don't think you'd be able to hear me today, not unless I magically get my voice back. Yes, the kids and hubby are loving the peace and quiet, alas you all are still in for it, I can still type! :):);)

Hi Kids, sicky here.

Okay, so I've made an appointment with my doctor, but I couldn't get in until tomorrow. Apparently there are tons of people allot worse off then I am that need to go in today. I did get a good laught though, the receptionist always recognizes my voice, this time she had to ask who I was, when I told her she said "No way, are you sure, you sound horrible, will you make it until tomorrow"? I told her that I hope so, but that if I'm not in at the appointed time she might want to call and see if I'm still alive (kidding, I'll be fine).

Starby I'd love to talk to you on the phone, but I don't think you'd be able to hear me today, not unless I magically get my voice back. Yes, the kids and hubby are loving the peace and quiet, alas you all are still in for it, I can still type! :):);)

Ladies and gents, I believe that the volcano may blow... :D

If you mean my nose Stringer, it already has. I actually coughed so hard yesterday that I ended up throwing up, not fun. Now I have a high fever and I'm absolutely miserable, more so than yesterday. I'm not getting better, in fact, I'm getting worse. Yup, doctor tomorrow, time for some magic pills, enough is enough! :);)

If you mean my nose Stringer, it already has. I actually coughed so hard yesterday that I ended up throwing up, not fun. Now I have a high fever and I'm absolutely miserable, more so than yesterday. I'm not getting better, in fact, I'm getting worse. Yup, doctor tomorrow, time for some magic pills, enough is enough! :);)

I am sorry Alty, it really sounds like you have a sinus infection and the antibiotics should really help.

How is Wiggy, is he still walking on eggshells? I hope he feels better also...

PPPPPPPfffftttttttt I have cola dripping from my nose Speedos giggle giggle I can just see this steriod pumped beast in tiny speedos hehehehehe.

Glad to see your still with us Alty just think of all this rest your voice is getting hehehehehe god help those kids...

Rest up Alty and feel beter

Avoid this doc

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Those were just great... very funny and appropriate... hahahaha:D :p :D

Fine-ish...that is a new one. What would the title of chapter one be?

You like my new word hey? Fine-ish! LOL! Sorry guys!. I was on the phone for 2 solid hrs! :rolleyes: It really didn't get me anywhere!

Tus, chapter one I think was... Woohoo, let's party!. Chapter 2 was... Yeehawww... let's party some more! Chapter 3 was... give me a minute, I'll be there in about an hr. Chapter 4 was... screw it, I'm tired! The later chapters are unfinished and I have a copyright on those! LOL!

String Man, I haven't forwarded the calls to the cops... they don't answer for me... why would they answer for him? :confused: LOL! It was a good idea though!

Alty dahling, Get your voice back and feel better!. who else will listen to my rants?. oh, you still have ears!! :D :D

I'm no farther ahead than I was Monday!. what day is it today??

Hi to everyone... I know I missed some of you!. I'm a little scrambled... is that a shock to anyone?? LOL!

Sorry kids, I had a phone call and a few other problems, Jared's sick now too. I just called the doctor to fit him in tomorrow as well, kill two birds with one stone.

CBW, the kids are loving the silence, so is hubby, but they still scream for me from another room and expect me to answer, it takes a few minutes before they realize that I can't scream back. :)

Stringer, Wiggy is feeling a bit better today, he's back at work so that's good. I feel really bad that he had such a hard time of it, but I can guarantee that giving birth was way more painful that what he's experiencing. ;)

Starby, I forgot Starby, how could I? I'm resting as much as possible, trying not to talk too much (which is very difficult for me ;)) but yes, I still have ears, I can still listen, heck I can respond, just not very well. You might need a hearing aid in order to hear me. :)

CBW, the kids are loving the silence, so is hubby, but they still scream for me from another room and expect me to answer, it takes a few minutes before they realize that I can't scream back. :)

Im sorry I shouldn't laugh but that is kind of amusing silly but amusing Hope you get everyone feeling better soon and make sure you get that warning sign on the front door xx

Quarantine coming right up, in big bold red letters! :)

If I wasn't so miserable I'd laugh too, I hate not being able to talk, it sucks. ;) Now I'm worried about my son, I can handle being sick, but I can't stand it when the kids are. I feel so helpless, don't like seeing them suffer.

Well, we both go to the doctor tomorrow, hopefully he'll put us on antibiotics and we'll be rid of this thing once and for all. :)

Sorry you are still not feeling better Alty! :( I hope the Doc gives you some happy pills tomorrow. Can you shhhneak a few for me too? LOL! I want to work for the Gov't so I can ignore everyone!

Alt - I bet ytou've got the flu. After your post about coughing making you hurl I remembered a news brief from the other day about all the cases of flu that are showing up this summer...

Get better! You heah!

There are all sorts of flu and cold strains going around! Alty caught the bad guy, and he won't let go!

NH... I would like to donate something else to the Island please. It's a big case of the hiccups! Any takers? Someone please take them and bury them somewhere on the Island where they can't be found! ;)

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HELP!! I'm on my head doing a handstand, and I think I'm stuck! I have a mouthful of vinegar... and someone just yelled BOOOO!! :eek:

Starbuck - sometimes a spoonful of sugar works - certainly tastes better than vinegar...

Starbuck
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BOO!

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BOO!

:eek: I think I fainted! Can you faint while on your head? :confused: Hmmmmmm! They're gone though! :D

So which remedy worked?

Or have we found a new one - try them all, all at once. The overload'll either get rid of hiccups... or kill you :D

So which remedy worked?

Or have we found a new one - try them all, all at once. The overload'll either get rid of hiccups...or kill ya :D

I basically got busy doing something, and forgot that I had them, and by the time that I noticed, they were gone! Go figure! :rolleyes:

Alty - sorry to hear that you did not get rid of your cold/flu yet. Hope that you get rid of it for your departure to the desert island... though it no more seems to be a desert one with all of you going there ;)

Starby - Maybe that you didn't pay attention to that hiccups, so it went away, looking for another prey... lol :p. It often works fine for me;)

NoHelp - Don't forget some insecticide. I really dislike any crawling bug getting in my couch while sleeping ;)

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BOO!

That would work nice for my island flag too!

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We aren't all going to the same island (at least that I heard)
I have my island and Alty and Stringer and anybody that wants is having their own island and pulling them up along side mine.

NOh - the flag's yours. Any alterations you want?

When can I get of the quarantined island NoHelp? I hate being all alone. ACHOOO! Excuse me. ;)

Hmmmm maybe fluorescent green eyes

Okay, NoHelp, I hope that's your flag and not what's going to happen to me if I don't get better soon. :eek:

No Alty

Now I guess we need to find a flag for you!

Did you see my get well ecards a couple pages back??

I found Alty's flag NH...

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No Alty

Now I guess we need to find a flag for you!

Did you see my get well ecards a couple pages back???

Actually no, I didn't, just went to the last page, I don't have the strength to do allot of reading today.;) I'll take a look in a bit. Thank you. :)

I am on antibiotics now so hopefully I'll start feeling better soon.

I found Alty's flag NH........

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Hee, hee, I love it M. Really, how do you find these things?

Hee, hee, I love it M. Really, how do you find these things?

LOL... I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you ;)

Kill me? M, if these antibiotics don't work I'll die all on my own, so tell me! :)

Nohelp, saw the cards, those are too cute, personally I think I'll try the hat remedy, just have to go buy some wine, red, red, wine. :)

Make sure you eat unsweetened yogurt or probiotics but not within hours of the antibiotics.

Will do nurse. :)

I can't wait to feel better, because I tell you, right now, I feel like I have one foot in the grave, and I dug the grave! ;)

Will do nurse. :)

I can't wait to feel better, because I tell you, right now, I feel like I have one foot in the grave, and I dug the grave! ;)

Couldn't help myself Alty... :cool:

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LOL......I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you ;)

NO... can't do that. Then she'd need NH's flag. :p

Couldn't help myself Alty.................:cool:

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I love it!

Friend - Loved the character! I'm saving that to pass on... :D


Here's another alteration to NH's flag:
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I love it!!



friend - Loved the character! I'm saving that to pass on....

LOL... thanks :)

Sadly M, your little green fuzzy gal looks like me right now. Achoo!

Sorry it took me a while to come back, I actually had a really bad coughing fit and ended up vomitting on my computer keyboard. TMI? ;) Cleanup took a while.

Sadly M, your little green fuzzy gal looks like me right now. Achoo!

Sorry it took me a while to come back, I actually had a really bad coughing fit and ended up vomitting on my computer keyboard. TMI? ;) Cleanup took a while.


OOOOOOoooooooowWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee ... AGAIN ALTY!!

Ok, tell me, was there a lot of green ouzzie things layered in strings of red, with bright orange lumps and yellow fuzzy thingys wraped around this large ball of vomit?? :rolleyes: ;) :)