Actually that fuzzy looks like the little green thangy in the back of my fridge.

It was mainly water Stringer, I haven't been able to eat allot lately. :);)

How's the sick Alty doing today??

She sounds awful, awful, awful! She can hardly talk, and she has a horrible cough! I feel terrible for her! She went to the Doc yesterday, and she has an infection, and he prescribed antibiotics, an inhaler,. and one more thing I can't remember.

Wiggy went out to fill her prescrips last night, so hopefully they will kick in soon so she feels better. Hubby also bought some cool kind of thing that she can put into the bottom of the hot shower, that has eucalytus, and a menthol kind of thing, that is suppose to help clear her sinuses. He bought her ice cream and stuff too! What a guy eh?

Hopefully she will be much better soon!

Poor thing the anti b's will kick in soon enough and then the kids better watch there butts giggle

The sad thing is... her son has now got a touch of it too! :( But I think they got to the Doc early enough for him, and his immune system should kick in.

But yeah!. watch out when Mommy gets her voice back! LOL! Eeeekkkk!

No doubt they will all get it at some point over the next week or so kind of how it goes isn't it :(
Im having fun I'm potty training millie hehhehehehe

Ahhhhh... potty training... what fun!! LOL! I had a potty problem yesterday morning, but it's my toilet I have to train! YIKES! Woke up to a backed up toilet, that leaked all over my bathroom and kitchen floor! Ppphhheeewwww! Not something you want to wake up to!

Oh blimey that sounds vile as least these are just tiny accidents compared to that hehehehehe

Vile would describe it pretty well! Lol! I think it's a prob with the tree roots in my backyard. They are growing through the plumbing pipes! I hate to have to get them to dig up my backyard though! Niki would go crazy with no place to play! The city takes their time when doing something like that too! So I guess for now it's using the plunger a lot, and a bunch of bottles of Drano!. Grrrrr!

Well it's bedtime for me! Didn't notice that it was 4:30am already, and I need to get things done today! I'm thinking it is heading towards noon where you are. Have a Good Day!. and G'nite from this end.

That doesn't sound good :( things like that rarely happen here thankfully xx sleep tight

Alt's Dr prescribed antibiotics for the flu! She needs a new doc. Or isn't it the flu?

Alt?

It turns out it isn't the flu but a lung infection. Second dose today, 3 more to go, so far I don't fell any better but I'm hopeful. :)

Glad to know your doc knows what he/she's doing. Lung inf's not good at all <duh> Hope you 'fell' better soon so you can take care of those sick kids. <G>

It turns out it isn't the flu but a lung infection. Second dose today, 3 more to go, so far I don't fell any better but I'm hopeful. :)

Alty, I can hear the stuffiness in your typed words tonight dear.:(

Shugs, what du you meen Stwinger? Du I sound stuvie?

Glad to know your doc knows what he/she's doing. Lung inf's not good at all <duh> Hope you 'fell' better soon so you can take care of those sick kids. <G>

Apparently my son had the 24 hr version (lucky bugger) he's okay now. My daughter, she rarely gets sick. Watch, I'll be all better and then they'll get it, that would be just my luck. ;)

Apparently my son had the 24 hr version (lucky bugger) he's okay now. My daughter, she rarely gets sick. Watch, I'll be all better and then they'll get it, that would be just my luck. ;)

Just keep them away from you as much as possible and have them wash their hands constantly. You know the old story; you are to wash your hands long enough to sing Happy Birthday... :rolleyes: yeppers...
Stringer

The english or German version of Happy Birthday Stringer. It's a difference of 5 minutes. :)

The english or German version of Happy Birthday Stringer. It's a difference of 5 minutes. :)

I am not a Doc... but we clean six hospitals, 200 dialysis centers, and 72 medical clinics... I have learned something along the way hon.:) :) :)

I know you are knowledgeable Stringer. I've listened to your wise words many times. I'm even trying very hard to take your advice about going out on a limb and following my dreams. I adore you my dear. :)

I always heard it was singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" three times...

I know you are knowledgeable Stringer. I've listened to your wise words many times. I'm even trying very hard to take your advice about going out on a limb and following my dreams. I adore you my dear. :)

Gee... whatever I said to deserve those great words I need to remember... thank you, love you too. In a way that would not make Marta get mad... hee hee:eek: :D :eek: :eek:

I always heard it was singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" three times....


The french version or the english version. Okay, now I'm just being silly. Good meds. :)

I always heard it was singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" three times....

That would work also... hee hee and another hee... :rolleyes:

How are you Flyer?

Gee...whatever I said to deserve those great words I need to remember.....thank you, love you too. In a way that would not make Marta get mad...hee hee:eek: :D :eek: :eek:

You mean you didn't know how I felt? How could I have let that slide? Of course I adore you, always have, in a way the wouldn't get Wiggy mad. ;) :p

Here's a new addition for NH's Island! :D

YouTube - Love Shack - B-52s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8NhJNpQlsY)

You mean you didn't know how I felt? How could I have let that slide? Of course I adore you, always have, in a way the wouldn't get Wiggy mad. ;) :p

Let's see... we are having a relationship here that isn't really a relationship but is something of importance and value. That would never get us in trouble of any kind but is interesting and exciting... no, that's not it... can you please explain... please?:rolleyes: ;) :rolleyes: :)

Stringy... you wouldn't be you without Marta! :)

Let's see .....we are having a relationship here that isn't really a relationship but is something of importance and value. That would never get us in trouble of any kind but is interesting and exciting.......no, that's not it...can you please explain....please?:rolleyes: ;) :rolleyes: :)


You want to know what our relationship is? You are a dear friend, someone I wish I knew in real life. Someone I'd love to go out for coffee with and discuss things with. Someone whom I'd invite (along with Marta) to my house for BBQ's and birthday parties. Someone who I would confide in when I'm having problems, and who I'd listen to when problems arise for you. Someone who's wife I would steal to go shopping with. :)

To wrap it up, you are a friend, and as such you are my family too, because that's what my friends are to me.

Really, it must be the meds, I'm so sappy today. :cool:

You want to know what our relationship is? You are a dear friend, someone I wish I knew in real life. Someone I'd love to go out for coffee with and discuss things with. Someone whom I'd invite (along with Marta) to my house for BBQ's and birthday parties. Someone who I would confide in when I'm having problems, and who I'd listen to when problems arise for you. Someone who's wife I would steal to go shopping with. :)

To wrap it up, you are a friend, and as such you are my family too, because that's what my friends are to me.

Really, it must be the meds, I'm so sappy today. :cool:


Thank you my dear... that is now cleared up and we are flying upright... ha ha:D :p :)

Where we flying sideways before? ;););)

Stringy....you wouldn't be you without Marta!! :)

Now that is not fair... yep we are as one, no question. But I am certainly my own person with my own feelings, pains and faults you know.

I am MAN........(Ok Marta, I 'll stop shouting at the nice lady, yep right now, I promise) HEAR ME WHIMPER....? ha:D :D :eek: :D

Where we flying sideways before? ;););)


Maybe the gyro wasn't working properly?:p

Now that is not fair......yep we are as one, no question. But I am certainly my own person with my own feelings, pains and faults you know.

I am MAN........(Ok Marta, I 'll stop shouting at the nice lady, yep right now, I promise) HEAR ME WHIMPER....? ha:D :D :eek: :D

Awwwww! We'd still lub lub lub you either way! We just know that Marta makes you happy!

Please don't yell at me... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *sniff sniff*... Mmmmmm... another strawberry... I think I'm fine now!!

Hee, hee, yup, that must be it. The gyro. ;)

Starby, wouldn't it be cool if Marta cam on AMHD, joined us at Chicky's place, helped us gang up on the guys. Oooooh, that would be great!

Stringer, sign her up! :);)

I thought Marta was on here! Was I hallucenating? Its entirely possible! I thought I saw a question she answered one day... hmmmmmmmmmm!!

Would she be...

... stringette?

Alt - I don't think the French version would fit the melody - too many syllables <G> Am I going to have to go find my leftover meds (pain) to understand you? <VBSEG>

Starby, wouldn't it be cool if Marta cam on AMHD, joined us at Chicky's place, helped us gang up on the guys. Oooooh, that would be great!

Stringer, sign her up! :);)

Yeah /right... I'll get RIGHT on THAT for sure... in a minute here... Ah HUH... :eek:

Alt - I don't think the French version would fit the melody - too many syllables <G> Am I gonna have to go find my leftover meds (pain) to understand you? <VBSEG>

Leftovers might help. I don't understand me right now. I'm being very sappy and a bit too truthful. Must stop, no more, help! ;)

would she be...

...stringette?

She would probably be "Angle Hair", "Big Brown Eyes", "Lace", "Sparkle Eyes", "Diamond girl", "Quizzical Girl", or something the like... :D :) :D

Stringer

Stringer> Thank you my dear... that is now cleared up and we are flying upright... ha ha


Alt> Where we flying sideways before?

Flying upright's no fun. Sideways can be <G>

How you doing Stringy... er, Stringer? Ya been missing from here a few days (or has it been only one... I get so confused on what day it is... )

Leftovers might help. I don't understand me right now. I'm being very sappy and a bit too truthful. Must stop, no more, help! ;)

I better not call you then Alty! LOL! Two of us on painkillers and beer might get very strange! :eek: :p :D

Oops... the Exorcist is coming on. Now it'll be another late night...

If you call me will I understand you? Will you understand me? Will you make me stop divulging ancient family secrets? Ok, call me. ;)

Oops...the Exorcist is coming on. Now it'll be another late night....

I love that movie. I can't watch it alone though, too scary! :eek:

Flying upright's no fun. Sideways can be <G>

How ya doin Stringy...er, Stringer? Ya been missing from here a few days (or has it been only one...I get so confused on what day it is...)

I have been doing fine Flyer, no I haven't been among the missing, just not on as long for the last few days. Business has kept me moving along at super sonic speeds lately...

OK Alt - what would you like to be called?

If biz has got you at super sonic speeds, then you'd better be flying upright (even if it's no fun... but how many folks REALLY enjoy their job?)

OK Alt - what would you like to be called?

Well, you could call her crazy bunny lady... uhhmmm... crazy dog, fish and bird lady... uhmmmmm... silly lady on beer and painkillers... LOL! Sorry Alty!. hee hee!

If biz has got you at super sonic speeds, then you'd better be flying upright (even if it's no fun....but how many folks REALLY enjoy their job?)

Yep... learned to fly then I was sent Nam... see learn a trade and get screwed... huh.

Crazy bunny lady? I prefer just plain crazy. At least tonight.

Wow, good meds. Reminds me of my youth when I used to... wait, never mind. :);)

Hope you had nice dreams while you slept, even though you have that awful lung infection. Get well soon.

Plain crazy!! Ok :) (kidding)

Nohelp how's that island of yours doing?? Need anything sent over??

Well so far we have an island for Alty and an island for stringer pulled up next to mine.
You want to pull an island up next to ours too?
Last I heard my genies brother Alley Bubba went AWOL and my genie Bud has no idea on granting lung infection healing. :(

NH... maybe Bud can come up with a special potion for Alty! Give him a rub! She was coughing so bad tonight, we had to hang up the phone because she couldn't catch her breath anymore!

Hi NH, CBW, and Unky! I can't sleep you guys! My crazy ex was calling here all night, and now Niki keeps growling at the door. I'm SOOOOOOO sick of this! I would like a decent nights sleep for once!

... yeah and I wonder why I am awake at this hour!! :(

Yeah Bud was trying to do the abracadabra stuff maybe a potion will work.

The lime in the coconut and the one hat--red, red wine didn't work though :(

NH? (or should I call you Betty Boop, lol) Can I have a little Island too?. where I can come to visit once in awhile, and where I don't have stalkers? ;)

Hmmm I got Alty to the North of me, Stringer to the East of me I guess we can put you to the Southwest of me. I am trying to find genies for everybody too. Bud is being overworked and underpaid.

Ah ha its 11am here in rainy grey old england :)
Me and theo are watching cookery programes while millie and ben went food shopping, I'm supposed to be cleaning but I'm fed up with tidying and getting no where so I decided id go on strike.

Southwest works for me! Shhhhhh... don't tell anyone of my location k? Maybe Bud can have some help when the Genie convention lets out! They may even have new special powers after that... if they weren't partying the whole time! You know how Genie's get at those conventions!

Tidying is over-rated! Teaching someone else to cook by watching cooking shows?. priceless! ;)

That's what I call a bloody good reason to leave the men behind ;)


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And this is my little bit of paradise

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I started my strike over a month ago. It is getting so depressing. That is why I realized I needed an island!! I can't even stand the thought of going in the kitchen to wash some dishes and I don't have money to do the body work on my van. Don't even have money to catch a bus of the hill. Fed UP
... speaking of fed up I need a name for my island cause I don't want to get in legal trouble with FedX and UPS for using Fed UP.

Tidying is over-rated!! Teaching someone else to cook by watching cooking shows??....priceless!! ;)

Ah yeah well it helps that I think the chef is hot :p

CBW I absolutely LOVE your island I want it pulled up to the West of me. I was getting tired of the eyesore! That would be perfect for blocking the view!!

Ill get the dolphins right on it they may as well earn there keep ;)

You could call it "Aloha" Island. That means you could say... hello... goodbye... take a hike... bite me... LOL!. I think Aloha encompasses a whole lot of things right?

Is it obvious that Starby is getting tired?? LOL!

My peace just got shattered millie and ben are home so I'm off lady's need to go wash up before ben starts cooking and creates a ton more xxxxx sleep tight you two xxxxx

G'day and G'nite all! Have a good one!. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Anyone here?

CMW you're never on when I am, it's sad. How are you? How are your adorable kids? I hope everything is going well. As for your strike, can I join you? ;)

NoHelp, I need a cabana boy on my island, do you have the island yellow pages, I need to find one asap. ;)

Starby, I hope the phone calls stopped after we got off the phone. That ex of yours needs a swift kick in the butt. I'll do the honors. :)

LOL Alty of course you can join the strike blimey you should be resting anyway ;) were all fine thank you for asking.
Are you feeling any better this morning??

Still feeling terrible. I actually had an okay sleep last night, the nasal spray the doctor gave me is wonderful stuff, unfortunately I'm only allowed to use it once a day and it only works for around 8 hours. Took it last night before I went to bed and I was actually able to breath. The only thing that prevented a great sleep was my cough. Third does of antibiotics today, hopefully this stuff will start to work soon, I'm so done being sick. ;)

Should I make signs for our strike? Pretty signs, lots of colors. :)

Yeah normally takes 3 days doesn't it to kick in here's to you feeling better :)

Thanks CBW. :)

NO - the genie convention finally let out! There's even one for Stringer... :eek:

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Starby - if Alt's too sick to help kick butt, I'll chip in. I'll take my leg of and beat him with it!

Starby - if Alt's too sick to help kick butt, I'll chip in. I'll take my leg of and beat him with it!

Cool, Flyer! :D Can we call you that? I'll bring my baseball bat, and Niki has a good growl that will scare them away!

I see the convention is beginning! Yeayyyy!. Our Genie convention! I'm going to start making out my wishlist! :D

I hope Stringer can use his imagination a bit. 'His' genie didn't turn out to look as good as she did when I took the pic... <G>

Stringers girl is a cute 'lil thang! I think Sneezy, Spiderman (aka Friend), and Unky might be jealous though! They might want their own Genie! :) :D

I've got an old 'puter. She looks fuzzy to me. But, then again, I did find my bottle of scotch. Now, if only I could find the Drambuie...

BTW - anyone else notice what questions AMHD thinks are related to this one? :eek:

BTW - anyone else notice what questions AMHD thinks are related to this one? :eek:

LMAO!. no I didn't notice! That's too funny! Hope you found your Drambuie! I'll join you with cracking a nice cold beer! :D

NO - the genie convention finally let out! There's even one for Stringer...:eek:

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I thank sir, a man of good taste... now what shall I do with her.. :p

Stringer, you be good, don't shake the bottle. ;)

Stringer, you be good, don't shake the bottle. ;)

BUT... BUT... BBBBbbbbb... I really like to shake things up... come on... please Alty?

And besides, if I turn it upside down does it do to her what my pen does? HMmmmmm?:p

And besides, if I turn it upside down does it do to her what my pen does? HMmmmmm?:p
:eek:

Just got back from "The MUMMY" and dinner at Houlahans...

Dinner was fine and so was the wine. The movie was pretty good especially the special effects.. the acting was... ok...

Stringer

Tee hee love the pen comment that made me smile A lot

tee hee love the pen comment that made me smile ALOT

Stringy certainly has his moves doesn't he?! I can just see him sitting there turning the bottle upside down... right side up... upside down... seeing how fast his Genie can get herself dressed!. or undressed?. LOL!

And besides, if I turn it upside down does it do to her what my pen does? HMmmmmm?:p

No, ma'am she won't. I used a 30yo pic of me for the model. :rolleyes: :eek:

Stringy certainly has his moves doesn't he??!! I can just see him sitting there turning the bottle upside down...right side up...upside down..........seeing how fast his Genie can get herself dressed!!....or undressed???....LOL!!

The imagination is a wonderful thing ;)

No, ma'am she won't. I used a 30yo pic of me for the model. :rolleyes: :eek:

Sorry Flyer... I didn't clean my glasses... (not that I wear any)... There... now I can see... OK, not bad... Hmmmmmm.:) :rolleyes: :D ;)

Stringer, you're having way too much fun with your Genie, what would Marta say? ;)

Marta would want to keep Stringer happy... it is in her best interests also... hee hee.

Kidding, I think she would laugh at my antics and find a reason/way to gently get even later. Now, THAT IS A WORRY (believe me) she is a very intelligent and creative person, as I have come to realize over the years! :) yes many:) :) :) :)

Stringer

Well she's probably okay with the Genie anyway, after all, the Genie grants wishes. :)

Anything my Genie can help with??


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Ooooh, M, I like your Genie. What's his name? Hey Mr. Genie, how you doing? ;)

Well she's probably okay with the Genie anyway, after all, the Genie grants wishes. :)

Do you mean MY wishes or Marta's? She tells she she has everything she needs and wants... so I guess you mean me?:eek: :D :rolleyes: ;)

Stringer

Anything my Genie can help with???


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How many wishes M?:D

Ooooh, M, I like your Genie. What's his name? Hey Mr. Genie, how you doin? ;)

His names Talia :D

You already have a Genie Stringer, I get dibs on M's. :)

His names Talia :D

Talia? Sounds a bit girlie. :D

Genie Talia

Feminine... yeah can be ;)

How about Biff, Biff is a good name. ;)

You already have a Genie Stringer, I get dibs on M's. :)

I forgot... where is she?? :eek:

Biff , yeah sounds good!! Biff it is :)

Genie Talia sort of had a ring to it though... (think about it) :D

Biff , yeah sounds good!!! Biff it is :)

Genie Talia sorta had a ring to it though...............(think about it) :D

Bad, really bad, worse that it took me so long to get it. Duh, the meds really are taking away brain cells, honestly. My god, what's wrong with me. First the math, now this.

Keep Talia, see if anyone else gets it.

OMG, I really am slow today. :(

Biff , yeah sounds good!!! Biff it is :)

Genie Talia sorta had a ring to it though...............(think about it) :D

You can hide, but you can't ignore me M... ha ha:rolleyes:

Ohhhhh... Spiderman!. LMAO!

You can hide, but ya can't ignore me M..............ha ha:rolleyes:

Would never even think about it my friend :)

Bad, really bad, worse that it took me so long to get it. Duh, the meds really are taking away brain cells, honestly. My god, what's wrong with me. First the math, now this.

Keep Talia, see if anyone else gets it.

OMG, I really am slow today. :(

LOL... surprises me the you didn't get it straight away Alty ;)

Hey starby :)

I think I have met Genie Talia. Have you met Michael Hunt? We call him Mike!. oh stop me now!. LMAO!!

Bad, really bad, worse that it took me so long to get it. Duh, the meds really are taking away brain cells, honestly. My god, what's wrong with me. First the math, now this.

Keep Talia, see if anyone else gets it.

OMG, I really am slow today. :(


Well you left me in the dust... but what else is new... HA ha

Spiderman... I think she is a cousin to Ben Dover.

I think I have met Genie Talia. Have you met Michael Hunt?? We call him Mike!!! ..........oh stop me now!!!......LMAO!!!

I have

He used to live with Theresa Green :D

Okay, M, Starby and I are stumped. Is this an Australian thing?

Were you playing golf today Spidey? ;)

Were you playing golf today Spidey? ;)

Actually I was yesterday... have you been spying?? :eek:

I have

He used to live with Theresa Green :D

Trees are Green?

Okay, M, Starby and I are stumped. Is this an Australian thing?

LOL... you got it ;)

Starby thinks she figured it out.

She wants to know if you got a "hole in one" while golfing.

Are we on the right track? ;):)

Starby thinks she figured it out.

She wants to know if you got a "hole in one" while golfing.

Are we on the right track? ;):)

Uuhhmmm... not quite:cool:

Are being facetious M?

M, I need a clue, otherwise I'll blow a gasket, die and be calling the morgue for Myra Manes. :)

LOL... to be honest I'm sort of lost , what is the actual question??

Theresa Green. We're lost, why is it funny? We want to know. It makes no sense. AHHHHHHHHH! ;)

For all you music lovers out there, here's a little Fleetwood Mac. Enjoy;

YouTube - Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way - 1977 (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0GN2kpBoFs4&feature=related)

Aaahhhhh

It's like the Michael Hunt thing that starby mentioned earlier which came from the movie Porky's , you ring up a pub or something similar and ask for people and the name sounds like something else

ie: Theresa Green = Trees are green
Ben Dover (starbys) = Bend Over
Michael Hunt ( Michael shortened) =...

Okay, I got Trees are Green, but it's not dirty, that's why I was confused, because the rest are dirty. Having a blonde moment (no offense Starby). :);)

Really M, I'm blaming it on the meds, I've been really sluggish lately, even Wiggy noticed, because he said something earlier that I would usually have a quick come back for and I said nothing. He stood there looking at me, finally I asked him what was wrong. He asked what's wrong with you, usually you'd jump all over that remark. Jeesh, can't wait to be healthy again. :)

Aaahhhhh

It's like the Michael Hunt thing that starby mentioned earlier which came from the movie Porky's , you ring up a pub or something similar and ask for people and the name sounds like something else

ie: Theresa Green = Trees are green
Ben Dover (starbys) = Bend Over
Michael Hunt ( Michael shortened) = ................

Well I knew what we were talking about... but I thought there was something in Theresa Green that I was missing... guess I have a dirty mind today!. you started it!. LOL!

Aaahhhhh

It's like the Michael Hunt thing that starby mentioned earlier which came from the movie Porky's , you ring up a pub or something similar and ask for people and the name sounds like something else

ie: Theresa Green = Trees are green
Ben Dover (starbys) = Bend Over
Michael Hunt ( Michael shortened) = ................

And Talia? Please?:confused:

And Talia? Please?:confused:


Stringy... read it slooowwwwly!. and pronounce every letter! :p:D

And Talia? Please?:confused:

Stringer honey, Genie Talia: genitalia. :)

Well I knew what we were talking about....but I thought there was something in Theresa Green that I was missing....guess I have a dirty mind today!!.....you started it!!...LOL!!

Told you it was Trees are Green. You and your dirty mind Starby! :p :eek:

Told you it was Trees are Green. You and your dirty mind Starby! :p :eek:

LMAO... well now I know we can't tell clean jokes around you two:rolleyes:

Have you gott it yet stringer;)

It was a riddle... I had to consider every angle... LOL!

Hee, hee, that's true M. Starby and I both share a gutter, that's where we keep our minds. :)

Stringer honey, Genie Talia: genitalia. :)

Another "coulda had a V-8" moment... as Stringer slaps his forehead... AGAIN!:o :rolleyes:

I was working with "Talia" only... this gives me a middle of the forehead headache again, but this time not from drinking... ouch.

Tomorrow guys, another 4 hour meeting so G-Night and check for bed bugs... first.:eek: :D ;)

EDIT TO M: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>yep, finally! My head still hurts me.

Poor Stringer. Go rest, get some sleep for your 4 hour meeting. Don't forget to drink lots of coffee hun. :)

I'm usually not this thick (I don't believe)... stress I guess... good as any excuse... Later.

What? I stop in late tonight and y'all have resorted to puns?


BTW - I thought Mike Hunt was from American Grafitti...

Alt - a test for your not-so-witty mind:

Sheet: (n) cover for the workbench where they manufacture tricycle motors.

Flyer, are you trying to make my poor wee brain explode? ;)

Oh, by the way all, Alty bad, got into another tiff with Cred today. He just won't stop with his hate speeches. Of course I stepped in (I really can't stop myself).

I know, you all will say, put him on your ignore list. But I just can't sit back and let him poo poo on everyone, their beliefs, their heritage, their country of origin. How does he get away with all this?

It's funny, when he's not around the convo's on the religious discussion board go pretty smoothly, but he jumps in and wamo, it's hate, hate, hate. Grrrrr.

Okay, I'm okay, just a little vent.

Now, Flyer, what am I supposed to do with the sheet?

I'm kidding of course, tricycles don't have motors.:D

Where's Credo ranting now?

Alt - what powers a tricycle?


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Alt - what powers a tricycle?


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Uuhhmmmmmmmm... a child's legs?

Am I on the right track flyer?

Nope M, the answer is bed.

Flyer, the thread where Cred was ranting has been closed. Oops. ;)

Ah yes I get it , very clever :)

Took me a minute, but yup, finally got it. Jeesh, the poor old brain sure is sluggish lately. Could it be because of the beer? Nah! :)

LOL... Naaahhhh!! :p

Must be the birthday candles. Do you realize that in a little over a month I'll be 38.:eek:

When I turn 40 I'm inviting all of you for the party.

M, start saving now, you can stay at my place, you and Starby can share the fold out couch. ;)

Must be the birthday candles. Do you realize that in a little over a month I'll be 38.:eek:

When I turn 40 I'm inviting all of you for the party.

M, start saving now, you can stay at my place, you and Starby can share the fold out couch. ;)

Woo hoo... I'll rev up the Batmobile , can I bring Talia??

Woo hoo..............I'll rev up the Batmobile , can i bring Talia???

Don't you kind of have to bring your Genie Talia, after all, it is attached. ;)

Don't you kind of have to bring your Genie Talia, after all, it is attached. ;)

LMAO... very true;)

I'm totally serious though M. Come on to Canada and visit. Wiggy will take you out, you and I can go visit Starby for a few days, drink beer, roast marshmellows, harrass her ex. I even have a few single friends. Wait, they're single for a reason, never mind. ;)

But seriously, you are always welcome. :)

Alty that sounds great and certainly food for thought. I generally go on an overseas Holiday every couple of years so why not Canada. Not sure if my little lady would appreciate you matchmaking someone with me though... lol ;)

Bring her along, there's more than enough room. :)

Canada is great. Summer is definitely the best time to come, July or August are the warmest months. If you like we can all take a trip up to the mountains and everything.

Had to post this, love this song;

YouTube - Stevie Nicks - Edge of seventeen (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=UOTYDv5-Kvg&feature=related)

Yeah we'll see , really appreciate the invite :)

Remember, I'm totally serious. Come alone, bring your girl, whatever. We'd have allot of fun, Wiggy would love to meet you, and Canada really is a beautiful country.

I should go to bed though. I won't get any better if I don't get some rest.

Talk to you tomorrow M. Have fun after work, drink a beer for me, K? ;):)

Thanks alty I know you are , and like I said Thankyou:)

Off to bed now , we all want you to get better :p

How are you feeling alty?

How is everyone?

Woo hoo..............I'll rev up the Batmobile , can i bring Talia???

Batman?. You are a bad boy! LOL! But remember... you aren't Batman anymore! You are now Spiderman, and you weave webs and fly everywhere you want to go! I guess you can have a special Spidey Mobile for special trips.

Hey Tus! I should sooooo be in bed right now! ;) How are you?

Hope everyone's good, and Alty I hope those anti b's have kicked in its just another yuck Monday here had a couple of potty training mishaps but nothing to thrilling lol

Alt - don't try and blame being sick for not getting the sheet thing right away. That's one of my fav bits because 9 of 10 take a while to get it. Try it sometime. You'll see puzzlement on their faces, and then whether you have to give a clue, you see it dawn on them. It even took Friend a bit.

So how's you doing?

Hey! We're on page 42. 42, the answer to life, the universe and everything!

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Hi all.

Still feeling stuffy and coughy, and yucky, but I'm a bit better. One more dose of antibiotics, lets hope that last pill does the trick, otherwise back to the doctor I go.

CBW, I hate potty training, I don't envy you the task. Both my kids were late potty trainers, stubborn runs in the family.;)

Flyer, I got it after a clue or two, not bad for a sicky, and yes, I'm blaming my sickness on not getting it faster. ;);)

Great Book
Douglas Adams in an amazing author

Just doing some Last Minute before school starts Online Shopping, and I think I found a good shirt =)

My shirt says will work for food.
American doing the jobs Americans won't do.

I am thegalwithnolife that is why I am fed up and want to start my own island.

I have a life, but it's against me right now. ;)

How are you NoHelp?

Mayb u can bring a guy? If u got a boyfriend?:D

Yeah my life is against me now.
BF?? Why da heck you think I want my own dang Island??

ANSWER: to get away from boyfriend --except he is invited when he comes to do a concert on my island!!

Hee, hee. I'm not bringing hubby to my island either. I need some alone time once in a while. ;)

My hubby can't sing, but he mixes a mean drink. :)

Hee, hee. I'm not bringing hubby to my island either. I need some alone time once in a while. ;)

My hubby can't sing, but he mixes a mean drink. :)

Noooo not a cabana boy again:D ?

But Stringer, I deserve a cabana boy, heck, I deserve a cabana. ;)

I'll be good, really, it's just a bit of eye candy for a very sick lady. I need a pick me up. :)

I'll be good, really, it's just a bit of eye candy for a very sick lady. I need a pick me up. :)

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Stringer - why deny Alty a cabana bot?

OH... I get it. YOU want to be the cabana boy! ;)

Stringer - why deny Alty a cabana bot?

OH.... I get it. YOU wanna be the cabana boy! ;)

Nooo afraid not Flyer...

M, where in the h*** did that come from... I know resources... :D

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There's my little, um, big, um, hunky, um, you know, cabana boy. Come here and give me a back rub you sexy thang. ;):)

Oh, um, hi hubby. Who's that? That's a friend of M's, yup, that's right. Why is he giving me a back rub? Can't you see I'm stressed, he's just being nice. Hmmm, oh, no, I didn't notice that he's young and gorgeous, why do you ask? Would you like something to drink, he can get something for you. No, nothing, well, then get off my island! I'll be back at around 10pm, don't wait up, love you, muwa. :);)

So kidding people, so kidding. ;)

But Stringer, I deserve a cabana boy, heck, I deserve a cabana. ;)

I'll be good, really, it's just a bit of eye candy for a very sick lady. I need a pick me up. :)

Per Wiggy: "Keep her on the straight and narrow...":p

Nooo afraid not Flyer...

M, where in the h*** did that come from...I know resources ....:D

Sob, Stringer, why don't you want to be my cabana boy? I'd treat you well, don't you know that? Sigh, nobody loves me, everybody hates me, might as well eat worms, big round juicy ones... oh, look, cake!

M, where in the h*** did that come from...I know resources ....:D

Stringer
When Alty asks I normally provide :D

Stringer
When Alty asks i normally provide :D

And that's why I lub, lub, lub him. :):):)

Per Wiggy: "Keep her on the straight and narrow...":p

Aw, Stringer, no worries, I am many things, but unfaithful isn't one of them. Now, having said that, it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home. Right? ;)

Stringer
When Alty asks i normally provide :D

Well, she IS looking for a cabana man, I mean boy.. (chuckle:) )

Stringer, that young man in the jeans is my cabana boy. Well, he's no longer in his jeans. Relax, he's wearing a bathing suit. A nice, tight, black, teeny, weeny, bathing suit. :):):)

Aw, Stringer, no worries, I am many things, but unfaithful isn't one of them. Now, having said that, it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home. Right? ;)

Yes... now that is something even I can understand...

Yes.....now that is something even I can understand...

I knew you would my dear. :)

Alty - is that cabana boy wearing a gold medallion? <VBSEG>

Alty - is that cabana boy wearing a gold medallion? <VBSEG>

No way! ;);)

Only his teeny bikini. :)

I've got to run for a while. Hubby wants to use the computer. I'll be back later kids. Be good while I'm gone. Shouldn't be too hard, I'm the one causes all the trouble, without me, it should be all good. ;)

Alty out, for now. ;)

Stringer, that young man in the jeans is my cabana boy. Well, he's no longer in his jeans. Relax, he's wearing a bathing suit. A nice, tight, black, teeny, weeny, bathing suit. :):):)

OOOOOOhh NOooooooooo YOU DIDN'T put him in a SPEEDO... did you?? :eek: :eek:
And :eek:

Of course I did Stringer. He's my cabana boy, and he shouldn't hide his light under a bushel. ;)

Oh dear me you lot get worse

Oh dear me you lot get worse

I had no part in this strange conversation! What has this world come to? HAHAHAHA! You silly kids! I think I read something a few pages back... or maybe it was something I saw! I might have to take another look!

Giggle I just sat here eating my cocoa pops kind of giggling and choking

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How many times have I told you Spiderman! Stop posting our private pictures on here! Off to your web you go! :rolleyes: :eek: :D

giggle i just sat here eating my cocoa pops kinda giggling and choking

Cocoa Pops don't go well with giggles! :D Chocolate everywhere!!

No they also get stuck in your nose if you laugh to hard ;)

That's not funny!. I remember getting cereal stuck in my nose, and milk went all over the walls, and I think I was sent to my room for fooling around at the table! LOL! Then it was a combo of Cocoa pops, milk, and tears!! YUK!. lol

Edit: Honeycomb was worse!! Hahaha!

Anyway, I am off to bed! Here's a tidbit for everyone to gossip about in the morn. I have company, sleeping in my bed, and it's a... shhhhhhhh... a man!!

Night night! ;) :D

WOOOO HOOOO has he got speedos on??

Night Starby, sweet dreams to you.

NoHelp, what about bringing some insecticide spray, for any potential ants, for example?

Ain't NO bugs on me island, Ain't NO bugs on me island, might be bugs on some of you mugs Ain't NO bugs on me island,

Well, another wish to your genie? Bugs can reeally any area, you know?

OH must I give away all my secrets!?
Besides the tsunami washing away all the bugs awhile back, I have the perfect blend of vitamin B, citronella, mint, cedar and some other secret ingredients so Ain't NO bugs on me island, sides I heard they'z all partying over at stringers island cause he has all kind of stuff left over from his picnic last night.
Starby are you talking about your dog?? OR you sneakin' REAL MEN on that island of yours?

Oh dear me you lot get worse

It's not me... it's the Queen... her initials are "Alty":)

OH must I give away all my secrets!!???
Besides the tsunami washing away all the bugs awhile back, I have the perfect blend of vitamin B, citronella, mint, cedar and some other secret ingredients so Ain't NO bugs on me island, sides I heard they'z all partying over at stringers island cause he has all kinda stuff left over from his picnic last night.
Starby are you talking about your dog???? OR you sneakin' REAL MEN on that island of yours?


Ugh! (slap) grrrrrrrr (slap, slap!) OUCH! Aaaaaaaagggh! SLAP SLAP!!!! Kapoweee...SPRAY- SPRAY...SPRAY (some more)............DAMN!.......crawling, flying sneaky Lil' bast**ds!!!!!!!!
OUCH....OUCH!!!!!!!!! Where the H*LL is that ant eater???????????

No worry stringer I will get a custom made bug screen for your island along with my cedar mint concoction.

No worry stringer I will get a custom made bug screen for your island along with my cedar mint concoction.

DAMN!...... NH- these SKEETERS are HUGH...and, and..... and they fly in BATTLE "V" FORMATION!!!!!! I saw them ZOOM down, pick up ALTY'S cabana "boy" by his arms and fly away with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D :eek: :rolleyes:

Again NO worry the BIG ones that dive bomb into your ear while you are sleeping are the male and they do not bite. It is the smaller female ones that aren't as loud that you have to watch out for.

Again NO worry the BIG ones that dive bomb into your ear while you are sleeping are the male and they do not bite. It is the smaller female ones that aren't as loud that you have to watch out for.


What... wwwhhhhhaaat!! You mean the big ones are not the blood suckers?? :eek: ;) :eek:

Yep they ain't the blood suckers from what I heard and from what has been my own experience

yep they ain't the blood suckers from what I heard and from what has been my own experience

Ok then...as I understand it STAY away from the female skeeters......right? ALTY are you listening here...?ha ha....Ok, now I am in trouble right NH?:eek: ;)

Stringy... I've seen Alty's fly swatter!. Its HUGE!. run Stringy run!. *trip*... oooooooppppsssss! Muwahahahahahaha!

Starby are you talking about your dog?? OR you sneakin' REAL MEN on that island of yours?[/QUOTE]

Niki's a girl silly! I sneakered a real live man onto the island!! :p

Bigger than a Texas fly swatter??

It's the biggerest swatter I've ever seeeeeennnnn!

Stringy....I've seen Alty's fly swatter!!!!.....Its HUGE!!!.......run Stringy run!!!.....*trip*....oooooooppppsssss!! Muwahahahahahaha!!

I just knew this would draw you out... hiya...

But, but... the males do not bite or suck out your blood..? :confused:
Source: NH...

NH... I think since you have your new Island, you need an alias! How 'bout Betty... noooo... how 'bout Boop... or Boppy... or Boopers?? You pick!! LOL!

I guess Betty Boop but then I have to take my van cause it is all Betty Boop!

... and I just changed my pic to Yakky Doodle,
I miss Betty already! :(

May have to change back... soon.

I just knew this would draw you out...............hiya.......

But, but.....the males do not bite or suck out your blood...????:confused:
Source: NH...

Nope!! Only the females that have a golden underbelly!! Buuuutttttt, they fly on their backs, so they are hard to spot!!

I guess Betty Boop but then I have to take my van cause it is all Betty Boop!!

....and I just changed my pic to Yakky Doodle,
I miss Betty already! :(

may have to change back ....soon.

How 'bout Betty Doodle,. Yakky Betty (lol)... Doodle Boop??

LOL that is just too much maybe Yakky face with Betty body??

NH!!

Wow you finally did what so many have been trying to do for so long!! You captured StarDUCK and put her in a cage by your name... NICE Going Girl...

"She was jest a widdle ducky...."

Stringer

Heeyyyyy... heeyyyyy... no fair... lemme out!! I will get you... you... you... you just wait!

LOL that is just too much maybe Yakky face with Betty body???

Yakky Face it is! Do we always have to say Betty body too?? LOL!!

YouTube - Yakky Doodle 16 Foxy Proxy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgrPFv_krYk)

YouTube - Subliminal Snagglepuss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXCF5yaWJQ&feature=related)

YouTube - Yakky Doodle 04 Easter Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWReKrkqlH0)

YouTube - Yakky Doodle 16 Foxy Proxy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgrPFv_krYk)

YouTube - Subliminal Snagglepuss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXCF5yaWJQ&feature=related)

YouTube - Yakky Doodle 04 Easter Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWReKrkqlH0)


I always liked Yakky....."MOMMA! Where are you MOMMA? MOMMA---MOMMA!!!!!!:D :rolleyes:... * Are you listening StarDUCK?

Heavens to Mergatroid!! That was a close one!. but the duck lives on!. I'm free, I'm freeeeeeee!! Oh oh... here come that blasted cat! *flap flap*... momma!!

Heavens to Mergatroid!!!! That was a close one!!!..........but the duck lives on!!......I'm free, I'm freeeeeeee!!! Oh oh.....here come that blasted cat!! *flap flap*.............momma!!!!


But now we have our bestest weapon the Foxy Fox... Hmmmmmmm maybe the Fox can do something with all these leftovers on my island and then the damn bugs/insects will leave also...

ALTY!! Come quick... you have to do a fly by! I've got Silly String and Foxy on my tail!! Eeeeeeekkkkkk!! Get Stringy right in the ear!!

ALTY!!!!! Come quick.....you have to do a fly by!! I've got Silly String and Foxy on my tail!!! Eeeeeeekkkkkk!!!! Get Stringy right in the ear!!!!


Mmaaaaaahhhaaaaaawwwwwwmmmmmmmmaaaaaa ha ha.....
Finally we are close to SUCCESS! FINALLY... she is running straight down between the trees and right towards the open cage. Foxy is hiding to slam down the cage door..

(Wait... I thought we already her the widdle duck in the oven on the other thread... getting confusing... but that is all part of your sneaky plan... I see... )

Everyone, I need your help, and I need it yesterday.

My daughter found a baby bird on the sidewalk in front of our house. It has almost all it's feathers, just the head isn't yet covered and of course some of the feathers under the wings etc. I think it may be a chickadee, not sure though. It has a broken wing and I have no idea were the nest is, even if I did, the mother would most likely reject it, because of the wing.

So, it's in a rubbermaid container on top of my heating pad. I've raised baby birds before, but never a wild bird and I have no idea what to feed this little one.

I have a picture, but it's not very good and the flash scares him/her, so I don't want to take another. Any help would be apprecitated, I'd like to keep this little one alive.

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Posted this in Chicky's place too, but the more people who see it the better. I need help.

Everyone, I need your help, and I need it yesterday.

My daughter found a baby bird on the sidewalk in front of our house. It has almost all it's feathers, just the head isn't yet covered and of course some of the feathers under the wings etc. I think it may be a chickadee, not sure though. It has a broken wing and I have no idea were the nest is, even if I did, the mother would most likely reject it, because of the wing.

So, it's in a rubbermaid container on top of my heating pad. I've raised baby birds before, but never a wild bird and I have no idea what to feed this little one.

I have a picture, but it's not very good and the flash scares him/her, so I don't want to take another. Any help would be apprecitated, I'd like to keep this little one alive.

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Posted this in Chicky's place too, but the more people who see it the better. I need help.

Awwww... Sydney is trying to save a birdie. You know that bird sanctuary that we talked about before? Could you maybe try calling there? They might know what to do. All I can think of is the basic worms and bugs... I don't know!! :( Maybe some one at the SPCA might have some ideas?

Good idea Starby, I'll try the spca, and the bird sanctuary. Also going to call my Uncle, he's raised wild baby birds many times with great success. I just want to keep this little one alive. When I picked him/her up he/she snuggled right into my hand and peeped at me. We already named it, so I'm doomed. Squeakers, that's the name, and we have to keep Squeakers alive. Ahhhhh, as if I don't have enough problems. ;)

You crazy bird lady you! LOL! You know sweet little Syd is going to want to raise it now right? You are going to have to apply for a grant to open a zoo! ;) :D

If it lives I will keep it, unless it's wing heals and it can fly, then I'll release it.

Called the bird sanctuary, now I'm mad. First they gave me crap, fledgling birds often leave the nest before they are able to fly, momma will continue to feed it, so I should just put it back. It was on the sidewalk in front of my house, there are kids (and I can guarantee they won't leave it alone) and cats (can you say lunch?) and other things around, yesterday there were two young hawks in our neighborhood, this baby would be a tasty treat. Also, the wing is broken, there's crusted up blood on it, looks like the poor wee bird already ran into some trouble.

After telling them all this, they asked if I knew what type of bird it is. Best guess, chickadee or finch. They said they could come out Friday at the earliest, as it's not a rare species and therefore not top priority. Ahhhhh! They said not to handle it too much and not to attempt feeding it. How the heck is it supposed to live till Friday without feeding it? Then they hung up. Didn't take down my address, nothing, so I guess it's up to me and me alone.

I will call my Uncle tonight, see if he wants to take this on. He's raised many wild birds, so he's the one to call.

I've tried rescuiing baby birds before, my success rate isn't good. I did hand raise on of my baby finches, she was only 1 hours old, momma kept tossing her out of the nest, so I took over. She lived, and became very tame. I'll do my best, cross my fingers, and hope. That's all I can do. :(

Thanks guys.

It was probably some airhead receptionist that hates her job, and can't be bothered. Hopefully your Uncle will be able to help you out.

I think I know what it is. A yellow breasted finch. He/she is so precious, I'm already in love. God help me if it dies. :(

Stringer - As a former PCO I've got what you need - an elevtric fly swatter. Flies pop and moths and skeeters sparkle. Really pretty at night :D

Stringer - As a former PCO I've got what you need - an elevtric fly swatter. Flies pop and moths and skeeters sparkle. Really pretty at night :D

Do I need electricity.. None on this island Flyer.

I mentioned in the other thread Flyer that I will be in your neck of the woods for two weeks. We are leaving Chicago next Monday for a short two week vacation to see the family and relax...

Alty - I hope you got an answer this aft... I've nursed a lot of wild crotters back to health but the only non-mammal infant was a snake. All the birds I've nursed were grown. If I couldn't find someone who knew, I'd head to pet store and see what they had to say, or buy finch food, grind it w/ mortar and pestle, add water (or reconstituted powdered milk) to make a thin paste and feed with a dropper. But that's just a guess on my part.

Good luck to you and Squeakers. (I call one of my cats Squeaky because that's the best he can do when trying to meow <G>)

She actually found out the specie of the bird and is now feeding him dog food (not sure why, apparently... you do) and the bird is now eating. Hopefully it'll recover soon.

Apparently the dog food has all the nutrients that a baby bird needs, I know, weird, but that's what my Uncle said and others, so I'm going with it.

So far Squeakers is doing very well, he has spunk so hopefully he'll pull through. From what I found on the internet I would guess he's around 10, 11 days old, hopefully the wing will heal, mother nature is a wonderful thing, so I'm not counting him out of potential release yet. His feet seem to be messed up, dried up blood on one leg, but I'll give it some time. Worse comes to worse I end up with another pet, jeesh, really kids, I could sell tickets to my house. ;)

I'm going to have a few restless nights until he can eat on his own. Every three hours for a feeding, it's like having a newborn baby again. Yawn! :);)

OOOOO Alty that actually sounds rather fun and rewarding good luck :) are you feeling all better?

Stringer - nah, no electricity - batteries (it looks like a badminton racquet)

Where you headed that's going to put you near here?

OOOOO Alty that actually sounds rather fun and rewarding good luck :) are you feeling all better??

CBW, missed you again. :(

Unfortunately little Squeakers passed away some time last night, it's for the best, I know that, still telling my heart that, it's not working so great.

Feeling allot better, still sick, but much better than before. Thanks for asking. :)

Alty - you sound as tolerant of critters as my mom was. At one point we had a cat, a green finch, a goldfish, a bowl of tadpoles, a wounded pigeon, 3 baby motherless rabbits, a snake we caught from the creek, and 3 white rats. We even managed to get the bunnies and pigeon healthy enough to set free.