Blonde?. blonde?. I don't see no blonde? All I see is a Cabana Boy coming to serve us drinks on the sandy beach, and some palm trees! Ohhh... that, I thought that was a beach ball! No, I think we will have to through her to the sharks!

Ask Genie if he can whip up a few more coconut trees, and we could maybe make a fun new drink with pepsi and coconut milk!

Ahh yeah it musta been the sun reflecting off the sea that makes it look like a blond:D :D If we find out otherwise... to the sharks she goes!!

Yep I am ready for a coconut drink make it a STRONG one this time round!

Whew! I thought the heat was getting to me! It was just a beachball! No bleach blonde is going to move in around here!. oh wait!. Eeeeekkkk... I'm a blonde!. but I just pretend! Only my hairdresser knows for sure! (cause I sure don't remember, lol)

Ahhhhh! Someone named Ron Lewis bought me. Who's Ron Lewis, why did he buy me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I feel really weird about this. :(

I'll come and buy you back! Baahahahaha!

Ahhhhh! Someone named Ron Lewis bought me. Who's Ron Lewis, why did he buy me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I feel really weird about this. :(

Muwahahaha! I own you all I say... own you all..! I bought you for under a grand!. and I own Sneezer, and Chicky too! :p You shall be our servants on the Island! NH and I would like another Maitai please!. don't forget the little umbrella's!

Ppppfffftttttt make sure you drop that ball a few times and watch the boy bend ;)

ppppfffftttttt make sure you drop that ball a few times and watch the boy bend ;)

We've been playing with that beach ball all afternoon! We keep getting the Cabana boy to retrieve it from the ocean, when we "accidentally" throw it in... :p :D He comes running back all dripping wet, and his tanned muscled body is glistening in the sunlight. Genie! We need some ice to cool us down!

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Ahhhhh... the ICE has arrived! Thanks Genie! :D

I have to send some to my son when he is back to Iraq this fall.
Thanks I was just getting ready for another daquiri!!
Ummmmm!

Your son is in Iraq? I didn't know that. I will pray for his safety my hun!

Genie? Can we have a tray of daquari's?. and extra strawberries?

He's going to be a busy Genie tonight! :p

Your son is in Iraq? I didn't know that. I will pray for his safety my hun!

Genie? Can we have a tray of daquari's?...and extra strawberries??

He's going to be a busy Genie tonight!! :p

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I LUB LUB TRIPLE LUB OUR GENIE! He is so accommodating!! :D :D :D

Is there another what is it thread? I need one;)

I don't know?? Sneezy?. where are you?

Awww gosh, its all right, I wore myself out today cleaning my daughters room, getting ready for middle school! Hours of her room is killing me!

I could do one if you's wish!

YOu know what Friend, you are a grand soul...
Nohelp, I too will be thinking of you and your whole family. (not that I already don't) I just wanted you to know that I am thankful for people like your son and their families;)
Starbs... you silly lady, HI!

Ohhhh, OK Genie! Let's let Sneezy play this time! Muawhahahaha!

;););) Ya, he needs a break from all the testing... Sneeze, if you see this, tell us how its all going??

YOu know what Friend, you are a grand soul...
Nohelp, I too will be thinking of you and your whole family. (not that I already don't) I just wanted you to know that i am thankful for people like your son and their families;)
Starbs....you silly lady, HI!!

A lady?. you called me a lady? Hahaha! Yes I have to be silly to stop myself from going insane! :rolleyes: :p :D

We are all thankful for the men and women in Iraq. It doesn't matter if they are American soldiers, Canadians soldiers, British Soldiers, or any of the other people that are fighting in this war that has gone on much too long, that I believe is wrong in so many ways! It affects us all. NH, give your son a big hug and a big thanks from all of us!!

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We've been playing with that beach ball all afternoon!! We keep getting the Cabana boy to retrieve it from the ocean, when we "accidentally" throw it in...:p :D He comes running back all dripping wet, and his tanned muscled body is glistening in the sunlight. Genie!! We need some ice to cool us down!!

Snigger fabulas just you keep him in check ;)

We are all thankful for the men and women in Iraq. It doesn't matter if they are American soldiers, Canadians soldiers, British Soldiers, or any of the other people that are fighting in this war that has gone on much too long, that I believe is wrong in so many ways!! It affects us all. NH, give your son a big hug and a big thanks from all of us!!!


MMMMMMM my adopted little brothers out there at the moment missed the birth of his daughter being there its just all insane very very insane.. she will be 6 months old by the time he meets her.

CBW, I didn't know that. Many hugs and lots a love to your family and brother!

MMMMMMM my adopted little brothers out there at the moment missed the birth of his daughter being there its just all insane very very insane.. she will be 6 months old by the time he meets her.

I hope he returns home safe and sound, and will finally get to meet his baby girl. Thank God Bush will be out of office soon, and maybe the states will get someone in office that will put an end to this ridiculous war. :rolleyes:

Ach happens so to speak it's there job its what they sign up to, they fight for queen and country when they sign our dotted line he will be fine he spends most of his time sat on his laptop talking to us.
What's new starby me deary??

My son has his going away party on the 29th of this month. He will be leaving for training for Iraq and then leaving for Iraq around Christmas, not to return for a year.

My son JUST called now and he said he doubts he will be home for Christmas and doesn't know when he will be home again OR even call again :(

I will have my two oldest over in Iraq by January or February. Michael leaves first, then after the birth of his first daughter, Steven will be leaving.

Ach happens so to speak its there job its what they sign up to, they fight for queen and country when they sign our dotted line he will be fine he spends most of his time sat on his laptop talking to us.
Whats new starby me deary???

I know it's what they sign up for. My ex was in Bosnia. And saw some pretty horrible things. I have a few people I know that are in Iraq right now too. Thankfully, most of Canada and Britans troops are on peace keeping missions.

Right now I'm issuing an APB for Alty! I usually talk to her on the phone at least once a day, and I haven't been able to get a hold of her, so I'm getting worried! She hasn't been feeling well lately. :( How have you been doing CBW?

Yeah this is Bobbys third trip out the last trip he came home and was in therapy for weeks poor sod.

Me ah I have to say I'm fine or it doesn't look good, the last few days have certainly been trying I'm really ready for a holiday and utterly fed up with our crap weather Millie is wanting to play out but its to wet.

I hope you find Ms alty, how are you doing though? Any men around hehehehe

Oops! Never mind! I's founded her... lol! I'm such a worry wort! ;) She's just been really busy! I'm going to have to ground her for making me worry... LOL! :D

Ha stop her candy for a week ;)

Well, off to get Little J, talk to y'all later.

Be good drive carefully xxx

Yeah this is Bobbys third trip out the last trip he came home and was in therapy for weeks poor sod.

Me ah i have to say im fine or it doesnt look good, the last few days have certainly been trying im really ready for a holiday and utterly fed up with our crap weather Millie is wanting to play out but its to wet.

I hope you find Ms alty, how are you doing though?? any men around hehehehe

Men?. Men?. oh yeah, those guys! ;) Except for the Cabana boy, the only ones I've seen lately, are ones I want to beat with a stick! LOL! Oops, sorry Sneezer, Stringy, Unky, Batman,. well you know who you are! ;) This city is hopeless for men!

Well let me see, I've spent the last two days trying to get skunk smell out of Niki! She got it right straight in the face, and the poor little thing couldn't even see, so I had to carry her fat butt inside, and ended up with skunk oil all over me! :mad: Now I can't seem to get the smell out of every nook and cranny in my house! :eek:

Vacation PLEASE??

Oh my goodness poor Niki that's just awfull we don't have skunks here :) isn't there anything at all that will get rid of there stink my mate rich says it's a heck of a smell shudder...

As for the lads hell keep it that way my goodness there a pain in the...

Well, off to get Little J, talk to y'all later.

B'bye J. I hope your kids stay safe also! :)

Oh my goodness poor Niki thats just awfull we dont have skunks here :) isnt there anything at all that will get rid of there stink my mate rich says its a heck of a smell shudder...

As for the lads hell keep it that way my goodness there a pain in the....

Well I have bathed her 3 times already in a mixture of dish soap, vinegar, and baking soda, and then I dump baking soda on her when she is dry, and comb it through. But the smell still isn't gone, and you wouldn't believe the smell! It burns your eyes, and you can hardly breathe! It feels like your nostril hairs are on fire!

The biggest problem, is that she's absolutely terrified of water!. which is weird, because she is part Lab, and Labs are usually water dogs! :rolleyes: So I have to have another set of hands to help me, and I have to do it outside because I only have a shower stall, and not a bathtub. It hasn't been a lot of fun at all!

Oh and the guys? They are more than a pain in the..! They are a pain in the ribs, the face, and well... broken bones aren't a lot of fun!

No guys ever hit me could be amusing to see them try mind you kickboxing and a very loud gob makes them run for some reason.

AAAAWWWW that's awfull poor pooch must feel dam awfull and very sad :( tickle those ears for me ;)

Tickling accomplished! :) She's been a little ticked with me, because she sure doesn't like those baths. ;) What she doesn't know, is that mommy wasn't too darn fond of them either! LOL!

I really didn't have a choice with my last ex. He forced his way into my home (ironically, because he wanted our dogs, that he had ignored for months) at 4am, and threw me around to get to them, and ended up breaking 3 ribs, my cheekbone, bruising my lung, and re-inguring a prior hip injury, and I spent all C'mas for 2 weeks in bed, and could hardly move to even go to the restroom. Nice guy hey? (He got mixed up with drugs, and that is why I had left him)

What an utter a hole my god men are really something I'm sick to death of just being spoken to like I'm a kid and oh boy is it gradually coming to a head you will hear the explosion over there I'm sure lol.
I think that what gets me 9 times outa 10 the guy walks away scot free grrrrr I'm sorry you had to go through that I really am no one deserves it ever.

Wooo Hooo, Little J did his spelling words! He's getting so darn smart!

It took a yr and a half to go to trial, and he walked away with a plea bargain, offered by the prosecutor, without my consent, with a $500 fine! A really good justice system we have don't we? Here's a little tidbit though. I talked to my stepson last week, and apparently while my ex was out of town working, he got jumped in a dark alley behind a bar, by 5 guys with a baseball bat! He has a broken jaw, and other injuries, and I have pictures, that look comparable to mine!

I'm not grinning... really I'm not... no really... :D

Oh, Starby, that is terrible... about you I mean. Not about him. They should have kept going on him.

Its true what they say you know what goes around comes around!!

J how's my boy and my flower getting on at school?

Thanks you guys! Yeah Karma's a "B" isn't it?! ;) My stepkids live in England now CBW, and they hate their Dad for what he did. It's sad really. Not for my ex, but for the kids to have to feel that way about their loser Dad.

Keep smiling xxxx I'm off to bed xxxxx

keep smiling xxxx im off to bed xxxxx

G'nite! Sweet Dreams! :)

Night CBW, I sure do miss you.

I better run and call our previously missing Alty Girl! B'bye J9 Have a good one! :)

Nite CBW, I sure do miss you.

You don't need to miss me my dear I'm always with you that's a promise xx

Nice to see you ladies around;)

Starbs, we worked hard the other night didn't we? That was almost an hour of guessing... I loved it! And you are so farkin funny;)

Hi there Starty! Long not seen you! How are you doing?

Fine, just have the day off and watching the kids play...
Getting ready for school shopping and I suppose I could bake something... but I am not in the mood.
How are you ;)

Fine too. Just the exams coming at the end of October.

Ohhh, you getting ready then?

Yes, the teachers are really 'pushing' us! Hey, what happened for you to be 'not in the mood'? If it's not confidential?

It is just my tummy hurts... and baking requires me to NOT have a bummy tummy;);)

I say push push push, it is nice to see someone work really hard.heehee

Nohelp I want to know who the hell this is sat on my island hu huh ;)


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Nice to see you ladies around;)

Starbs, we worked hard the other night didn't we? That was almost an hour of guessing....I loved it! And you are so farkin funny;)

Yes we worked our arses off to get that silly "what is this" thingy! :eek: I'm not sure my brain ache has gone away yet! LOL! I'm not so sure I'm so funny, I think it's a matter of me losing my flippin mind looking at those pics! HAHA!

Hi Unky! Thanks for asking how Niki and I are. I think you asked in the Sanitarium (good place for me :p) Well... we probably still stink, only we have just gotten used to the skunk smell! LOL! I guess I'll find out today, when I go grocery shopping, and everyone in the store start running away and barfing... hahahaha!

I can smell you over here starby me dear but its OK still love you ;)

Hmmmm, CBW, maybe I could stay on an island with no one else around!;)

LOL!! Starby! Keep on using one of C Momma's sweet smelling candles and the apple smell thing.

CBW. That seems to be near a pool... Your island has a pool!

CBW. That seems to be near a pool.... Your island has a pool!?


I my dear have many things from the simplest to what conjures in your wildest dreams ;)

I can smell you over here starby me dear but its ok still love ya ;)

That smell sure travels doesn't it! LOL! I'm glad you still lub this smelly cat though! ;) :D

Hehehehehe of course I do how could anyone not huh ;)

I have a link but when you click it make sure your no where you can hurt yourself and don't choke I'm a little baffled by what's in the guy on the rights shorts...

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LOL!!! Starby! Keep on using one of C Momma's sweet smelling candles and the apple smell thing.

CBW. That seems to be near a pool.... Your island has a pool!?

Hmmm... Green apple and skunk? That sounds like some mixture! :eek:

Oh MY... Whoawa

I my dear have many things from the simplest to what conjures in your wildest dreams ;)

No, it's just that I found strange for you to have a pool while an island is surrounded with sea, and sea water, except it's salty taste and potential animals than can surprise you, is better than bathing in a pool.

Hmmm....Green apple and skunk? That sounds like some mixture!

Try it, then tell me if that work, okie?:D

Puter had a hissy fit on me again guys! Grrrrrrrr! I need to shut er down and try and get these pesty little bugs out of here again! Have a good one you! :)

Ok, bye, I'll going soon!

Hi Starby, bye Starby. :(

YOu going to make it through Alty?;)

Hee, hee, I'll keep on keeping on Starty. :)

Ohhhhh... good to hear!

Good to think and feel too. :)

LMAO... sometimes;)

It feels very loney here on our Islands! Genie Talia, where is everyone? Can you take me over to NH's Island? I want to see what's been keeping her so busy lately. Come to think of it... I haven't seen the Cabana boys in quite some time! Hmmmmmm! There's something fishy going on here I think!

She musta fell asleep in the shade... her big hammock and those boys feeding her grapes and fanning her... any woman would;)

YEAH I think there is something fishy going on. I am even sad on my own island any more and them cabana boys DO keep disappearing!

Aw dang Nohelp, don't be sad... you are alive and you have your internet...

True. Sometimes that is the only thing that keeps me going... or holds me back

Let's go find those Cabana boys! I betcha they are with Alty on her Island!

In fact I bet you I can predict she won't even be anywhere around tonight at all! ;) A little birdy told me!

Ohh, you know what, I took a good long break and never came back like I was here before. I have to say, you may have a good point. I needed more than my puter and a clean house... I understand. You guys, how many of these threads are going on? GEEZE! There is no way I can keep up... I am not budging. LOL

Yeah they may be trying to get their natural brunette hair back cause she wants dark haired guys.

I know what you mean Starty! As soon as the Binky Room closed, they wanted me to open Duckyland, lol! Geezz, I don't know where I am now half the time! No wonder I need to go back and fourth from an Island to a Sanitarium... my God! LOL!

Yes NH, I think Alty has kidnapped the boys against their will and taken them out to color their hair!

Hmmm, she always gets the boys!

I think we should go toilet paper her Island! You guys game? Muwaahahahaha!

OF COURSE!
I rememberyou and Friend were a good clean up crew long ago... don't get sucked in when she asks you to help clean it all up! ;)

Ooooowwww sounds like fun! Hope she can enjoy it rather than end up hating us!
Maybe duct tape her in a coconut tree :)
Oooooohhhhh that may be too vicious but we NEED to liven things up here!!

I love duct tape... sound fine to me... Let's go!

Wait... where are we going again?

Alty's Island to duct tape her to her hammock or to the coconut tree!:Doh wait until she finds out!Hide the coconut phones first so she can't call for help!

I went into her hut, and I filled her pillows with whipped cream! I also planted a feather tree under where she is going to be taped to the tree, so it will tickle her feet!

... but wouldn't that just be uber comfy?

... I now kind of want to buy 20 or so bottles of whipped cream, fill up my entire bed, and just sleep on it.

But... Shhhhhhhhhh... You guys... they are exploding pillows!

... exploding pillows?!

... that's it. I'm running to the store to get whipped cream!! Sounds too good to be true.

I am trying to duct tape the monkeys mouths right now so they don't give us away.

Whipped cream beds I think you would have to have a waterbed mattress!

Oh yes!. that's right... the monkeys! Tattle tails I tell you! I heard one yesterday telling me secrets about Sneezer too!

He's a secret spy, sent here on a mission from the apparently missing Stringy guy! Shhhhhhh

I see the worry about that one!:eek:

Yeah, I caught that darn monkey telling starbs about my... um... well, the issue's been taken care of.

... I grabbed that monkey and yanked out his tattle tail.

I've heard he's an escapee from some kind of mental hospital, and he pretends he's an Island boy!. ohhh... and shhhhh... I hear he well... he drinks a little. ::hic:: Shhhhhhh

Hey!. did someone bring a phone on this Island? I'm going to find it, I'll be back shortly!

Oh my god who has been spanking the monkey??

Oh my god who has been spanking the monkey?????

I hear it was Sneezer! LMAO!

I've been picking on him today... poor McSneeze

Eeeeewwww!
I was talking to my niece and I called her a weenis. She said isn't that the skin on your elbow? I said yup... for some reason it was so funny I almost peed my pants!

::raises hand:: twas me.

... didn't realize that yanking the tail out of a monkey was constituting as... OHHHH

I get it now.

... that's gross starby!

::raises hand:: twas me.

...didn't realize that yanking the tail out of a monkey was constituting as...OHHHH

I get it now.

...that's gross starby!

Hey!! CBW started it! :p LOL!

::raises hand:: twas me.

...didn't realize that yanking the tail out of a monkey was constituting as...OHHHH

I get it now.

...that's gross starby!

It's only gross when you aren't doing it... LMAO LMAO LMAO

EDIT:::::::::::seriously, did I just say that... bad Starty... bad

Starty, what happened to you? First you're naked and now you want me to start spanking my monkey.

... what's going on over there?!

Well, I'm headed to the mall... FULLY CLOTHED... and I'll be back once I'm done spanking my... nono, wait, I'll be back when I'm done shopping. Yes.

It's only gross when you aren't doing it...LMAO LMAO LMAO

EDIT:::::::::::seriously, did I just say that...bad Starty...bad

Starty? Did you put pineapple liqueor in that cake? LMAO!! ;)

starty, what happened to you? First you're naked and now you want me to start spanking my monkey.

...what's going on over there?!?

Well, I'm headed to the mall...FULLY CLOTHED...and I'll be back once I'm done spanking my...nono, wait, I'll be back when I'm done shopping. yes.

ROFLMAO!!

I know... usually I am pretty much a prude... what the hell has happened. I think I just saw CBW's name and I... I don't know, just let loose. Stop me... she went offline;)

Have fun shopping ding dong! Hope you don't smell like a clean house today:):):)

I hear it was Sneezer!! LMAO!!

I've been pickin on him today....poor McSneeze

MMMMM I'm very sure he deserved it ;)

Just got the small people to sleep I love the quiet hehehehehe ;) :p ;)

starty, what happened to you? First you're naked and now you want me to start spanking my monkey.

...what's going on over there?!?

Well, I'm headed to the mall...FULLY CLOTHED...and I'll be back once I'm done spanking my...nono, wait, I'll be back when I'm done shopping. yes.


Credit card darling you will be abusing your card ;)

Well it's a good thing Sneezer went to the mall clothed this time! Last time he went all nakie, and all hell broke loose! Traffic jams everywhere! He was running through the steets, and all of a sudden... he woke up! Heehee!

You kids have been naughty while I was gone. Duct tape, sabotage, and what the heck did you do to Starty?

All hell breaks loose when I'm gone. Tsk, tsk;)

You kids have been naughty while I was gone. Duct tape, sabotage, and what the heck did you do to Starty?

All hell breaks loose when I'm gone. Tsk, tsk;)

Then... you can't afford to leave us on our own, can you?:p

Stringer sweetie, I missed you, it was so quite on AMHD without you. I mean that as a compliment. :)

... but Alty did you see on the previous page what we going to do to yo' island (& YOU)? :D

Yes, I did, and I've taken the proper precautions. The cabana boys are standing guard, and Genie Talia has put a force field around my island. I've hired extra guards, and anyone who comes near my island will be shot with paint balls. :)

Sounds like I may have to invade by going in the eye of the storm and dropping out of it when I see your coconut trees. I always did want to ride the eye of the storm, NOW I have a reason :D

Stringer sweetie, I missed you, it was so quite on AMHD without you. I mean that as a compliment. :)

Thank you my dear... I think... ha ha:D :rolleyes: ;)

I haven't gone back to read all that I missed the last two weeks... don't have the time and I'm sure that I will pick up on most of it.

How are you NH?

I believe NH is on a mission to kidnap our Cabanna boys and bring them back where they belong! They are probably really tired after spending the whole weekend with Alty. :(

Heeeere Cabanna Banana Boyz... NH brought sum coconut milk back for you, and I asked Genie Talia to get me sum Rum! Here we are... under the beach umbrella's in our bikini's!

I asked Genie Talia to get me sum Rum!

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Ask, and you shall receive! Thank you Genie Talia! You are the BEST!

NH and I are sweltering in the sun... could you convince the Cabana boyz to fan us, or at least rub some sun screen on our backs?

Cabana Boy is on his way for you starby :)

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You ROCK Batman! :D

Ill send you the number for the mental hospital...

(look @ my signature.. that's why I now it)

You all are trying to steal my cabana boys? I don't think so, they're mine, all mine, loyal to me, only me. You naughty kids, there will be no storm riding and coconut crashing, I have the entire island sealed off. :)

Come mister cabana boy, Alty needs some fanning, and a drink. Ahhhhh, this is the life. :)

hehehehehe of course i do how could anyone not huh ;)

i have a link but when you click it make sure your no where you can hurt yourself and dont choke im a little baffled by whats in the guy on the rights shorts....

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Isn't the guy on the right 007?:rolleyes:

Isn't the guy on the right 007?:rolleyes:

No idea but I was seriously freeked by that hehehehehehe I don't want to be meeting him on a dark night ;)

No idea but i was seriously freeked by that hehehehehehe i dont want to be meeting him on a dark night ;)


CB... was it his "smile?":rolleyes:

Alty gets all the dark haired cabana boys.
I get my pick of ONE and then all others get to pick from all the non dark haired cabana boys... and any body that doesn't play fair gets all the OLLLLLD retired cabana's!

Alty gets all the dark haired cabana boys.
I get my pick of ONE and then all others get to pick from all the non dark haired cabana boys.....and any body that doesn't play fair gets all the OLLLLLD retired cabana's!

But, but... but the experienced cabana man-boys know exactly how to serve... and understand women more, but not completely, I know... ;)

Ahhh that IS why I am THINKING on my ONE cabana boy to be an oldy :Dhmmmm but then again I may one young one too (to cover the age group difference). :D

Ahhh that IS why I am THINKING on my ONE cabana boy to be an oldy :Dhmmmm but then again I may one young one too (to cover the age group difference). :D

Yes... we must not be discriminating you know. Some of the "oldy" ones are still in pretty good shape from what I hear.

"Hellllllllooooo darlin'":D :rolleyes:

I hope so cause I am approaching oldie pretty fast... in fact I was classified somewhere between a classic and antique :D

I hope so cause I am approaching oldie pretty fast.....in fact I was classified somewhere between a classic and antique :D

Sorry, but I highly doubt that hon... :)

:(
I want to be an oldie but goodie

According to my kids I am older than dirt but young at heart

I'm feeling a little antique today myself! Do we have any wishes for Genie Talia NH?

Ummmm I think this will make wish #9
I think we best wish that the islands not be swept away with flooding, hurricanes or any other bad weather conditions.
Also that the one storm that I want to get dropped off onto Alty's island in does no serious damage.

#10 I wish that we all get together and have one BIG tiki bar party with lots of music soon!

Oh yes! No more storms! We don't want Fay anywhere around here, or any of her relatives either!

Tiki bar here we come!

Yoohoo!. Genie Talia!. we neeeeed youuuuuuu!! Come quick!

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I want to be an oldie but goodie

according to my kids I am older than dirt but young at heart


Ok... listen NH... hear the "truth"... as Stringer sees it... K?

"A older diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."

"I want to die young at a ripe old age."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"Being old is like death by drowning---a really delightful sensation---after you stop struggling."

"No matter how old a parent is, they watch their middle aged children for signs of improvement..........."

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Gosh you're good Genie Talia, oh so good, wait, mental picture ::shakes head::, okay, I'm all right now. ;)

Genie, oh wonderful Genie, I need a wish fulfilled my dear. I would like a 24 pack of beer to pop up in my fridge. I don't care what kind of beer it is, just beer, any old beer, I NEED BEER!! Sigh, okay, really, I'm fine. ;)

Taaaanks Genie Talia! You always come through for us!

Stringy, that was great!

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It's the duck, she's on the island, quick, grab a net! All together, come on, we can
Have roast duck at the party. GET HER! :)

M, heniken, a man after my own heart. Thanks Genie Talia, I owe you one. Now, how do I drink it. It's tempting me, but, but, arrrrrrrr, I can't drink it. :(

DUCK traps Alty... put duck feed on the sand traps... opps this isn't a golf course is it?

No golf course on my island. I think that is your island with the golf course Stringer.

I did get knocked in the head with a golf ball flying West and I do believe we put your island East of mine!

Stringer, smack the duck with your golf club.

NoHelp, we need your help, the duck has gone awol, we must catch her, then roast her, then dine on roast duck. If you want in on that meal then help us catch ducky! Remember, she has wishes from Genie Talia, and she's invisible, and sneaky. She's also plucked, so she's nakie, easy to spot.

How about it, you in? ;)

Well I don't know cause I was just wondering if Goofy ate Daffy... what would happen?not sure it sounds like a good idea never know what could happen to use if we eat duck.Well here's your duck :D ENJOY!!

LMAO, good one NoHelp. :)

You're all deeethpicable! I'm still hiding... you can't catch me! ::tap tap:: You're it!

No golf course on my island. I think that is your island with the golf course Stringer.

I did get knocked in the head with a golf ball flying West and I do believe we put your island East of mine!

Sorry... "Four"... or is it too late:eek: :rolleyes: ?

CB.........was it his "smile?":rolleyes:


Of course its soooooo um you know BIG

It's aaaa beautiful daaaayyyy in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the... oh screw it! LOL!

Hey hunny how's everything?? We just had a holiday weekend :)

Did you have a good time? Was it an official holiday?. or just a weekend that you just took off to relax. I was just talking to my stepson who is living back in England now, and he didn't mention a long wkd... that's why I wondered. But then again, kids don't tell you nothing anyway, lol

Twas an official bank holiday :) didn't do a lot thanks to the dam awfull grey sky :(

Ah? Here too, hopefully, it's not raining:)

No rain just absolutely horrid I'm sick to death of it and mmy daughter isn't exactly thrilled either :(

Oh, sorry to hear that... :( Get well soon!

I wasn't getting notifications for a bit there. Sorry CBW, I didn't notice that you had answered. Seems to be raining everywhere! YUKKKK!

Hi Unky, hope you are doing well. We never get to talk to you anymore! :(

It's 5:30am again, and why am I still awake once more? Urrrggghhh! Off to bed though! G'nite, G'afternoon, G'eve... oh gosh I'm so confused again... LOL How 'bout C'ya!

I was about to say what are you doing up huh of you go lady and take Niki with you xx

Bye Starby! I'm well, at home, it's just driving me crazy!! Will tell you later.

Sorry to hear that you guys have it gloomy. We have sunshine AGAIN, (I know) but I would give anything for some rain. My grass is dying and my watering bill will be over $400.00 AGAIN!

We aren't actually getting that much rain its just really rotton out there and autum is fast setting in totally depressing to be honest I don't much like hot weather but we all need the sun to keep us smiling.

We finally got some rain yesterday. The remnants of Tropical Storm Fay. Dark and dreary today, but I'm loving it. Got food simmering in the crock pot, curled up with a book (finally not a textbook), and just enjoying the quiet. Back to work tomorrow after 6 days off.

Enjoy your last day off J9. It's gloomy here too, but no rain yet. Sad, usually it's nicer this time of year, but we've had allot of cool gloomy days lately.

The kids go back to school in a week, so I have some back to school shopping to do asap. Yup, I love leaving things until the last minute. Arrrrr! ;)

Today is Sydney's birthday, my little girl is 6 years old. Sigh, were did the time go. :(

Good for you J, I am happy for you;)
What book? I just got done with Scarlet Woman... (I can't believe I JUST read it)

I'm reading Nora Roberts Northern Lights. Got the house all clean, nothing else to do. Kids have been at school since Aug 7. This is my rare one week a month off. LOL

Lucky!:):)

I don't really care for it though. It is so easy to get used to, then back to work for 36 hours in a 72 hour period. Makes for one tired woman.

J9, I love Nora Roberts, absolutely adore her. :)

Just enjoy your last day off, relax, drink coffee, enjoy yourself, tomorrow will come soon enough. ;)

I guess it is like being tease a bit...
I take my Saturday and Sundays very seriously now. I am not used to working all the time, trying to keep up on housework, and trying to give the kids the attention they need without a frown. It is definitely hard to juggle everything. I can see why I had it so good... and didn't even really know it. I should just have another baby, that way I can stay home and all the kids will be fine... JUST KIDDING!

Another baby? Wow Starty. You already have twice as many as I do, I don't know how you do it. Another baby, hmmmm, all I can say is, better you than me. ;)

I said JUST KIDDING...
You know there are just those time where I feel the need...

It's just that, this is really where I belong, I love being a mom, and everything that comes with it. Now that time is limited, I don't feel as good at it as I used to... :( I suppose there is the truth... I didn't know it till I just wrote it. Damn it anyway...

Aw, Starty, chin up, don't feel blue, feel pink instead. ;)

Do you need some cheering up again?

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Better? :D

Did you just say PINK??
How did you know I loved PINK??
I am OK, just taking a look at what is happening here in my life... ;)

Starty, if there's one thing I've learned in my life, and a word of wisdom, because I am so much older than you. ;)

Never dwell to long on the bad, deal with it and then put it away. Always look forward, never look back, one step at a time will get you there, even if you fall back once in a while.

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and keep walking. Remember, when that road seems to be all uphill, that's when you ask your friends to walk beside you, hold you up, and get you over that hill. Okay?

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PINK RULES!!!

PINK RULES!

Yes ma'am... ;)
I bought a journal the other day, I figured I should write in it, I just don't know where to put it so no one gets it...

Under the mattress Starty, you always hide a journal under the mattress. ;)

PINK!!!!!!

Eeek, puter is angry, must do a virus scan, it's not working properly. Something is wrong with my keyboard too, some letter are sticking.:(

I'll be back later all, I have to take care of this. :(

That is why I will never hind anything under my matress! LOL

Hey Starty and Alty...

PINK!! That is the color of happiness!

Hey Starty and Alty...

PINK!!! That is the color of happiness!!


Hi Tus... long time... :)

Lookie there, my fave friend TUSCANY! Hi sweet thing;)
Yes, pink... YES!

Lookie there, my fave friend TUSCANY!! Hi sweet thing;)
Yes, pink.....YES!!

What am I, dog meat? :( ;) :D

LOL, no you are not. I suppose I should have said ONE OF MY FAVE FRIENDS... you silly

Silly, yup, that's for sure. ;)

Hi Tuscany! :)

When I was 18, I never thought I would be thinking about the things I think of now!
I want to go back, make some changes and then head out again... LOL
Yup, Starty's dreamworld coming right up!

Dreams are good, going for you dreams is even better. Never stop dreaming, it's what keeps us going. :)

PINK!!!!!

Dreaming keeps us sane... I swear it does.

Hi Stringer... hope things are well.

Love you too Starty.

All better Alty?

Tus, how are you is more like it? I haven't gotten to tlak to you enough... you see what has happened to me while you were gone?
School on now? YOu back online? LOL

I'm alive and kicking Tuscany, alive and kicking. :)

How about you?

How's that adorable pup?

Sitting on my lap as we speak. He is having a hard time adjusting to me going back to school. He is awfully clingy right now.

I can't believe that summer is over.

Aw, poor pup. He'll be fine. :)

I have to go make a special lunch for the birthday girl. Back later kids. Be good. :)

I know... next week it will be school and full time work for me... awww darn it!

Life would be great if we did not have to work

I love working, I just wish I could "fit" it ALL in!

I love my students, but I love being home too. The clean house, nice dinners, time to exercise. Its nice

Yes, it is. How are all the kids? They all back or no?

Not yet, just paperwork for now. I can't wait to see them though, school is so quiet. Have you been school shopping yet.

Yes, got most of it done. Had to do it in spurts, I have four of them going in now...
Jett started flag football. He is the youngest on the team, not sure how that is going to work. He is just too tall and too strong for his age group.
Grady isn't playing this year, he broke his arm... this was his big chance as he will be going into 9th grade. He is not devistated though, I am happy about that.
Davy has middle school, just got her done up for all of that, she is doing great, and Maxy goes to kindergarten, awwww

Aww the baby is growing up... no wonder you were talking of another :)

THAT was just a joke. It was the way I am feeling... but know it is a really really bad idea!
Don't you all worry, start won't be having anymore.

Tus, he is growing and getting as silly as the others;)

Just like his mommy :)

I figured you were kidding...

I got to go and get the laundry out of the dryer -brb

Dreams are good, going for you dreams is even better. Never stop dreaming, it's what keeps us going. :)

PINK!!!!!

"BLACK!!!!!!!":)

What am I, dog meat? :( ;) :D


Grawwwwwl... are we having a bad day A:confused: lty?

Life would be great if we did not have to work


VOTE for STRINGER!:D :rolleyes:

Later Taters! Got to git to the cleaning... see you in a while!

VOTE for STRINGER!:D :rolleyes:


GOOD ONE... I mean good try!:rolleyes:

GOOD ONE...I mean good try!:rolleyes:


Ooookkkkkkkkaaaay... I will settle down...

But I have campaign BUTTONS! Lots of 'um... want to pass them out?:o

Not till you say something valid... you have to validate what you want and what you are changing... you can't just say it, "actions speak louder than words" in most cases that is!

Not till you say something valid...you have to validate what you want and what you are changing...you can't just say it, "actions speak louder than words" in most cases that is!

You, more than anyone know my personal beliefs, feelings and what I stand for in the "real world" hon.:)

You, more than anyone know my personal beliefs, feelings and what I stand for in the "real world" hon.:)

K, I was going to give you my X just for saying that... but then I thought... Start girl, you are too easy... keep him going.LOL:D

K, I was gonna give you my X just for saying that...but then I thought....Start girl, you are too easy....keep him going.LOL:D


Ha ha.. you were never easy Start.:)

LMAO Stringer... I will just leave it at that.

LMAO Stringer...I will just leave it at that.

Sounds good...

Well, I need to finally start working today, got a few things to take care of here. My partner's son needs another bang on his head... geezeeee. He is the laziest person I know and I can't trust him to do what he is supposed to do. Crap like this just raises my blood pressure, he is going to get it!:mad:

Calm down and take a breath... and then another and then another...
:)

Yep... you're right again start... I did calm down, but only after I unloaded on him. He wants to "play" the part (like so many others) but is unwilling or unable to learn what it takes to do the job right.

I think he believes that success is a birthright... that idiot...

Life will soon raise up and smack him square in the face. He's a "player", acts and dresses the part with no substance... he lies too. He's a"drum"... sounds off with a boom... but shallow and hollow.

Wonderful I feel better already...

Breath... I am doing that right now;)

Breath...I am doing that right now;)


Aaaaaaaah whewwwwwww, Aaaaaaah wwwwwheeeeeewww, Aaaaaaah Wwwwwheeewww.

Opps blew the papers off my desk hon... ha ha.

Dreams are good, going for you dreams is even better. Never stop dreaming, it's what keeps us going.

PINK!!!!!


"BLACK!!!!!!!"

Nah, BLUE is it!!

CAN I COMEEEEEEEE??

I want to donate a luxury bed within a luxury tent. Because that's the way I roll... hehe!

Just here to say good morning Unky! I'm off to go back to sleep, or well sleep period, but yes... good idea... blue is somewhere in the middle, of black and pink... LOL! Have a good day sweetie!

CAN I COMEEEEEEEE????????????!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? ?

I wanna donate a luxury bed within a luxury tent. Because that's the way I roll...hehe!


Can you have that delivered... like now? LOL! G'nite! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Hey there Starby! I'm in the Sanitarium.. reading! Among the 600th post. You go so fast! Catch you later!

Good idea SweetDee!

(I thought I already replied to this one. I might have made a mistake, so I'll repeat). SORRY!

First off, CAN I COMEEEEEEEEEEEE?? I'm entertaining...

Secondly, I want to donate a luxury bed within a luxurious tent. So you'll sleep all cozy... xoxo

OOPSSSS, sorry ya'all! I'm repeating.. and that's ANNOYING! (Thanks unknown008!)

Nohelp4u, how about some tunes too, like w/ a lifetime supply of batteries, (which can be parachuted down over your island every once in a while). A cute little red radio...

Or better, a live concert band there!;)

OOPSSSS, sorry ya'all! I'm repeating..and that's ANNOYING! (Thanks unknown008!)

nohelp4u, how about some tunes too, like w/ a lifetime supply of batteries, (which can be parachuted down over your island every once in a while). A cute little red radio...

Tunes! Oh yes we need tunes... bring the radio, Unky can bring his band, and we will all just dance the days away!

Ok then, prepare yourself for an extraordinary entrance of my band;)! Parachuting everyone and every instrument from the sky!

I suggest enough cabana boys to make sweet music giggle

Ahhhh, can I have one of those parachutes? I want to go skydiving again! It was such a rush to float in the air like that!. even though I almost landed on a cow... LOL!

... and yes! Cabana boys for everyone!! :D

Cabana boys a plenty woop wooop

Bow chicka bow wow! :D Bring them on!

Giggle carrying fresh fruit and punch to wait on us all day every day and cater to our every whim...

Don't forget they have to fan us with big palm leaves! :D

Hey guys, NH gave me my own island sooooooooooo... Not liking "cabana boys" in that manner, I choose cabana GIRLS to do all the things in the above mentioned posts... K?

Oh and dressed in coconut shells... K? And doing the hula at all times... K? Oh and with cute baby doll faces with big sexy eyes... K? And, and long flowing sexy hair... K?

And, and, and... bare feet, no shoes... K? And playing soft Hawaiian music... K?

And, and, and, ah and... nope can't go there...

Okay Silly String! Here are your Cabana girls dancing for you!

YouTube - Hyatt Kaanapali Luau: Girls dancing with coconut bras (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhDLM0ZHCc)

Yes.

I like you a lot Starby girl...

Yes I know... I'm always accommodating! :p

Hi you Nohelp, just wondering how you are holding up with all the commotion that was going on! Hope you are Great!