Sheesh, guys had to open a second location since we just filled the last one up. Please keep visiting my friends and loved ones!!

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:eek: we got to big giggle I like big

I like big too. Big is good

On a guy that is defo not a good look on a bird lol

Is anybody reading anything good? I'm on "Georgianna, The Duchess of Devonshire." The 5 pages I have had the chance to read make me think it is going to be a good book.

I read "Their Eyes Were Watching God" by Zora Neale Hurston in about 2 days. Wonderful book once you learn how to read it. I read it 2 years ago and loved it. Just had to read it again last week.

Oh good I found you again!!
I am reading The Memory Keeper's Daughter.

It is very good.

Not more! Nooo!

Awww come one now Cap you love to hear us women banter!

LOL I'm reading the slummy mummy files its rather fun because I can relate to what she is saying giggle.

I got sick of ready when I finished five books in a week and a half... now it's comp screens for awhile.
Hi all did you miss me??

LOL sorry who are you ;)

Course you have been missed how are the twins doing?

Just wanted to say helllooo

:)

Where the hell am I anyway?

Your in the #2 bin dear its OK the nurse will issue the correct meds to keep you calm shortly tee hee

Can I get mine to go?

Giggle join the line Em I'm sure she will be around later with the drugs trolley

Oh.

Their doing good. Keeping me really busy... to say the least. Trying to walk already and not even 9mo. Jessie has two teeth with a third one on the way and Charlie is still working on his first and being a big wimp about it... Other than not having any time to myself doing good... lol.

Nurse! Nurse! My colostomy bag just exploded!

Their doing good. keeping me really busy... to say the least. Trying to walk already and not even 9mo. Jessie has two teeth with a third one on the way and Charlie is still working on his first and being a big wimp about it... Other than not having any time to myself doing good...lol.

Hehehehehe bless um I bet there great fun to watch though millie fascinated me at that age.
Its weird you should say charlie is a wimp lol my neighbour has a friend with boy girl twins and the girl is a right little madam and the boy is all for letting the girl get on with it hehehehehee just shows they like an easy life from word go.
Millie is 19 months now and a total crack pot she is into anything if she can climb it she will nothings safe as she can reach all the so called high places now hehehehehe I just laugh or I would be perminantly crying tee hee.
Enjoy them they change so so quickly.
Lots of hugs

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Here's one for Mag!!

That there is spam violence lol can we report it to the spam council lol

I like this one!!

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MMMMMM should be in red though holding a whip and it would be you to a t

You see, there is something very wrong with that. I told you she is one of those nurses that they end up calling "Angel of Death." Some day, we will read about her slipping poison into the IVs of hundreds of patients. She just ain't right. Poor little Spam wasn't hurting no one.

Tee hee look you have upset mag now first monkey bashing now spam bashing mmmmmm there's a trend here

I am more than upset. I am down right disgusted, disgruntled, and nauseated.

AAAAAAWWWWWWWW don't be sad its OK she is little straine at the moment she is on new meds herself hehehehe

Oh, poor Mag, you can dish it out but you can't take it?

It was a freaking joke!!

A joke? Then say you are sorry to poor Mr. Spam.

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Um J-9 , what did both your Mom AND Rick... try and tell you.. hmmm

YouTube - Rick Springfield "Don't Talk To Strangers" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8zalXgIbs)

OMG, the Ricker!!

Chipper called me on Mother's Day from his concert so that I could listen to him over the cell phone. Guess what song was playing!!

Yuppers!!

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No Way! J-9 how great is Chippers :). Just got to love her.

I freaked!! I saw the # for her state on my caller ID while I was listening to "you know who" and guess who the heck it was!!

She is a real doll!!

I just sent her the link on e-mail, thanks AH!!

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Chippers is one of a kind - a very special kind.

Glad you enjoyed J-9. I love Jessies girl. :)

I'm just stopping in to wave here

Hi!

Hey, Synn!!

How are things?

We just love our Syn tooo :)

Oops, my bad, this was the song she called my on, and funny girlie us, we sang it together over the phone. YouTube - Rick Springfield - Affair of the Heart (Solid Gold) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwjxcrkn1c&mode=related&search=)

Seems listening to him got her through Nursing School, so I decided to give it a try, and Voilà, my grades went way up!!

LOL Mags got his kecks in a twist

Mags got his Kecks in a twist

His manties!!

Im watching ty I'm watching ty...

It got my nads in a knot. But I am better now. Mr. Spam is better too. You got his little pork bullocks in a bundle.

Hell that is cleaver that I'm impressed

Well she did... it's the truth. When you get the truth around here it is always impressive!

Rick Springfield is OK. Isn't he a gay activist?

Don't be dissin' my man, Rick. Puberty just wouldn't have been the same without him on my MTV.

Your all crazy... lol...
I think I'll fit right in... hehehe

Got your message Myth, I was vaccumming and didn't hear the phone ring.

Johnny is a little better today, actually he doesn't think he is sick. It is amazing, every time I had strep my throat hurt like a biotch, but he is not complaining at all. Just laying down watching toons.

/does the Daffy Duck woohoo dance

The little bugger would do the woohoo dance too, if Mommy would let him. But rest is the best when you are under the weather.

Hehehehehe boys huh

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Then why is my boy a big pansy when it comes to his teeth and my girl just accepted it... Girls just have a higher pain tolerance I think... lol.

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Oh my goodness J that so looks like my mate matt lol

Are we showing our dance moves now?
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Aaaahhhhh Em there cute I loves living in ireland

I hope to visit Ireland one day. My father's people come from County Antrim.

Here's me trying out for Americal Idol. Hold your ears, cause I am the one they would make a joke of. I howl like a sick monkey!

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Its an amazing Country it really is I had the pleasure of living like a queen there for 8 months coutessy of hsbc bank (dont ask how) I lived in the centre of dublin city what an amazing wonderful breath taking country.

My singing makes dogs howl and my kids and husband cringe, but I do it anyway!

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That one is GREAT Em!!

Oh look at those little toes wiggling now that's sweet

What a small world, CBW! I worked indirectly for HSBC (that is if you are talking about Hongkong Shanghai Banking Corp.) I worked for one of their credit card subsidiaries. I knew in 3 months that I wasn't cut out for the corporate world.

Hehehehehe I wasn't working ;) it's a long story and well and truly part of past but boy they treated me well paid for flat rental, taxi's everywhere I had a shopping budget for food and an account in the big department store should I need anything I was gutted when the experiment ended tee hee

I would love to go to Ireland or Scotland. My mum's friend is Scottish, I just love her accent.

OMG, this is SO ME!!


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LOL silly women I bet that hurt

That had to hurt! Here is a real workout.

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It DID!!

Flash » Kitty Cat Dance (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php)

That's my old sammy cat

Hilarious! I have a link somewhere of a Boston Terrier getting down. I hope I can find it!

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Kick it SPIDEY!!

I'm feeling the groove...

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I'm half Irish and half Cherokee Indian. Don't ever give me a bottle of whiskey and a knife at the same time.

I need your guys' help.


I'm having trouble placing pictures on this site... haha.

Right click and copy image location then click on the little mountain picture and paste you location there.

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Why thank you my dear. :D

GO KITTY GO!!


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No problem Billy dear!!
How is your sister?

She's grand! Thank you for asking. She's finally settled in now. She seems to be happy now. Which makes me happy.

I did put her in therapy classes.

Good for you sweetie, you are truly one in a million!!

Aw, why thank you!
You're such a sweetie!

OMG, Lou Lou stole the car!!

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Lou Lou seems to be loving every moment ofi t!

I'm only going to tell you this once...

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Yea, and it looks as if Lou Lou is driving in England.

Me without the kids... hehehe

... grrr... it wouldn't work... darn it

Lou Lou's mummy would be mighty hurt if she didn't take her and rea on her road trip to england giggle

I would love to go to England. I'm guessing the Queen got home safely?

LOL who knows you never know where she is hehehehehe

The local news people here in Virginia were stalking the poor woman.

Good grief what on earth for she is just an old bag with a crown lol

And really big hats!

LOL and a couple of extreamly huge houses oh a few hundred cars and I don't know how many achres of land ggggrrrr ;)

Must be awful being the richest woman in the world. What a burden!

Giggle tragic isn't it pppffffttttt

greetings from rαiny FL:it αctuαlly is emlαnd... seeing money αll the time hurts my eyes --LOL

Ughhh,

Apparently I need therapy!! At least according to a new user here. Too funny!!

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Are you referring to the Asperger's post?

Nope Em, it is a woman who is having an affiar with a married man, and she thinks I NEED THERAPY!!

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Ooohhh, so you told her she was doing something wrong so she became defensive and attacked you.

See the thing is we know j needs therapy but then I do too its kind of obvious why we are friends lol

What is everyone's plans for the weekend?

Actually it is an old post from January, she is a noob and came in bashing me, because I feel that adultry was wrong and stated my opnion as such.

My SuperMod finger is getting itchy!!

Getting ready to change hats from Health Expert hat to SuperMod hat!

<---------- Looking around for the tin foil hat too!!

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We are off to see bens family not really looking forward to it I feel kind of yuck this chest infection isn't good.
What about you Em?

I am sooooooo happy!! I mean really HAPPY... yeah... I'm doing my happy dance... We got the house we were looking at. Yeah!! Can't think of a song to sing for it... dang... happy happy happy...

Just going to putter around the house and try to work in the yard - that is if the rain lets up.

We are just going to do some spring/summer cleaning here this weekend. Going to drive up to see Mom and Dad next week.

Congrats Myth!!

I get to fence the back yard and plant my roses... swing set... pool *kiddy pool that is.*... remodel... new floors... sooooo happy

Ty ty ty ty ty

Doing the happy dance with you! Happy Mortgage Payments!

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I can't wait for this weekend to start!! First camping trip of the season!

Yay Tuscany!!

Ah, I feel better now. I can take my SuperMod hat off and put my gardening gloves on and go plant flowers with my boy!!

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Now that's something to bring you out of a happy dance... two dirty diapers... yuck

Poo happens

Oh what are you planting J?

Honey... if they were my babies, I'd be doing the happy dance about dirty diapers :)

We're just going to hang around the house this weekend, nothing too exciting here.

Anyone have any big plans for Memorial day?

We are going to plant Calla Lilly bulbs, and a few others I think.

Mainly just digging, Johnny loves to dig.

I went on a field trip with my daughter to our local zoo and they had some callas that were absolutely beautiful.

Callas are my favorite, I will also be planting some orchid glads. I just love my bulb garden!!

Lol... oh I don't know... the smell forces the men from the room... lol... they run from the "bombs" lol... I am glad that they go though... even if I'm the one always changing them.

I think we will go see Shrek the Third this weekend with the kids. Anyone see a good movie lately?

Shrek didn't get all that good of ratings this time around... I watched a horror flick at the kids nap time yesterday... Stay Alive... it was pretty good if you like video games and horror movies.

Last week we saw


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Is it any good J? Oh hey my b-day is memorial day weekend sometime... so everyone have fun and wish me young again... lol at least 4 years... think I'm going to stay 25 till I'm eighty

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My Dad's is the 25th. We will be up there to visit him in the hospital and take care of some things around the house for mom.

OH he's a gemini... lol... a blessing and a curse... hehehe... mines the 27th... I'll be 29 don't know what I'm doing... hopefully sleeping in.

Happy Sunday all... lol.

Where are all my fellow monkey spankers ruby and Ah seem to be missing in action mmmmmm

Hello my love, how is my bestest friend Laura this morning?

Tierd as always nothing new there huh lol, bored too I have the devil in me I'm ready to be bad bad bad giggle.
How about my bestest friend in the world how are you and my favouritest children doing?

Chilens are both back in school today, yay me :D!! But only for 2 1/2 days :cool: this week then school is out for the summer.

I sit here sneezing my head off. Been through two boxes of tissues in 3 days. :eek:

Hello to the two cutest best friends. You two always make me smile :).

Stuck at work. And feel not so great on this med Doc put me on. But trying my best to perservere with it.

Sorry I haven't popped in too much. But it don't mean I don't love you, means I love you lots :).

J9 thanks again for the great help the other day. It's getting me through.

Laura - sorry to make you worry and hope you are feeling better. Now if you are going to be naughty be darn sure you have fun doing so :)

Many hugs.

How sexy I bet you look real fetching giggle

I can't believe they break up in two days the kids here are about to have half term then another 5 or 6 weeks before summber break starts

Good morning beautiful AH!!

Ah, the crummies will go on for a few days, just remember to eat before taking your drugs!!

You will feel fine straight away!

Yes, Laura, I look quite frightful right now. Blanket over my shoulders, PJs on, nose red, and kleenex box at my side.

Hehehehehe the red nose will help you see where your going at night ;)

Ugh.

I hope all of you feel better and soon!

I feel tons better today than I did last week, and I give credit to all of my lovely friends here at AMHD.

So here----I'm giving that love back to you, doubled, so that you feel better too!

Oh, thank you Syn!!

I just hate these allergies. Nothing gets rid of them except a fall frost.

Giggle at least there not contagious over the net Syn hehehehehe

Why is everyone so sick? Do what I do. Stay away from people and just talk to the dogs. It may make me a bit emotionally off kilter, but physically I am fine.

Hmmm. So, bunny lady, what kind of devilish business do you want to get up to today?

Sorry about your sneezles J... hope they let us for you.

My coffee finally hit me.

/bounces off the walls

Sorry to hear you are feeling under the weather J.
Ruby I like your idea of staying away from people. I tend to do the same thing anymore.
But, I have my dogs and horses to keep me sane... or as sane as one can be.

My coffee has finally hit me too Synn. Not making me bounce off the walls but is forcing me to go offline for a while for my potty break.:o

Well I got the kids to drive me insane?? Does that count? Lol... they don't talk yet. Is that staying away from people? OK I'm confusing myself.

My class is at lunch right now... they have the brunch lunch. 10:30-11:00. That is usually my coffee break... 10:30 is a little early for lunch for me.

Coffee is YUM
I gots me SOME!
It makes me HAPPY
Someone SLAP ME!
I'm bouncing off walls
And taking scheduling calls
Customers think I'm perky
But I'm only acting like it at work-y
(yeah... that doesn't quite fit
To hell with it)

My daughter's class eats lunch at 10:45 - she is ready to chew my leg off when I pick her up after school.

Why is everyone so sick? Do what I do. Stay away from people and just talk to the dogs. It may make me a bit emotionally off kilter, but physically I am fine.

Hmmm. So, bunny lady, what kind of devilish business do you want to get up to today?

Hehehehehehe I don't know ruby but I'm sure I can drag you, j and ah into it too giggle

My calendar says it is Victoria Day in Canada - sooooo - Happy Victoria Day to my northern friends!

BTW, what is Victoria Day?

I've wondered that same thing from year to year. I always thought it was for the queen in some way shape or form.

Maybe it is a celebration of women who have had 17 children. Wasn't that how man she had? There is a woman in Arkansas that is pregnant with her 17th. I'd be in a mental hospital by number 5 most likely.

17 kids? My God! Do you think they know where they are coming from? I mean... 17 kids? That's like three to four dozen eggs, one whole hog belly and three to four loaves of bread just for one breakfast! Not to mention the three super large bags of Tuttie Fruttie O's and milk... a swimming pool full of milk! One of them twenty-four roll packs of Charmin toilet tissue every two or three days, barring any stomach flu or bad mexican food mind you. My God! They would have to have at least six toilets! Can you imagine the piles of dirty underwear? A giant hair ball clogging the drain? The shoes? Holy mackrel, that's a hell of a lot of shoes piled here and there, stuffed in this nook and that cranny. With nineteen people, counting the parents, that's thirty-eight shoes, at just one pair per person. At two pairs per person, that's seventy-six shoes. I would say that they each probably have three pairs of shoes, you know, Sunday go to meeting shoes, play shoes and slippers or what have you. Why, that's one-hundred and fourteen shoes! Not counting the old tennis shoes and the shoes lost under all them beds. There could be three to four hundred shoes in that house! I've been in shoe stores that only wish they had that many shoes! Just imagine the piles of dirty underwear, the stinky shoes everywhere, six toilets flushing non stop, eight or ten people in the bath tub, dogs barking, fights breaking out here and there, bloody knees, bloody noses, smashed fingers, and poop smeared on the wall... not to mention the boogers and snotty noses. My God! Are these people out of their minds? Oh! Wait. Did you say they are from Arkansas?

OMG, Mag, you forgot to calculate exactly how much Spam they would use!!

I'm working on that this very moment. It's a tough one I must admit. I think most folks from Arkansas eat spam but to calculate the Spam to weight ratio of that many people just short circuted my calculator. I'll get the answer soon though... I'm sure of it.

Don't forget Mag, that if you are calculating the Spam to weight ratio, to take into consideration the obesity factor that presents itself mostly in the population of the southern half of the US.

Here I have a scientific calculator you can borrow, fresh batteries and all.

Don't forget Mag, that if you are calculating the Spam to weight ratio, to take into consideration the obesity factor that presents itself mostly in the population of the southern half of the US.

Here I have a scientific calculator you can borrow, fresh batteries and all.

Surely, you are talking about the fat heads? When I was down that way, I met up with a large number, a disproportionate number, of fat heads. We got along swimmingly.

Well, there are the fat heads, then there are the round bellies. You can usually find them all congregating at the local gas station gassing up there pick ups and picking up a greasy lunch of deep fried chicken on a stick with a side order of fried pickles and a bar-b-que balogna sammich!

Now I know what you are talking about when you mention Bar-B-Qued balogna. One of them suckers tried to pawn some of that stuff off on me. Looked like something straight off the slaughter house floor. When you go to bar-b-queing balogna, I think you have sunken to the pits of redneck hell.

I only ride the short bus Mag, I don't eat the balogna!!

Gimme a good salad.

I love it when you go to the gas station and people ask:

"do you want anything from the deli"" LMAO so hard, those rednecks don't even know what a freaking DELI is!!

Everybody knows that fried boloney is the only way to go. Where I come from you can get fried burritos at the gas station. Talk about gassing up!

Did I tell you I was born and raised in southeastern Arkansas? (or could you just tell?)

LOL, Em, just right across the river from where I am in Southwest Tennessee.

We have fried pickles, fried green beans, fried corn, fried pies. OMG, it's no wonder people here are not so healthy.

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You can get fried twinkies at the festivals here in Tidewater, VA! My arteries aren't up to trying one, though.

I do love me some fried okra, though.

Deep fat fried cheese curds are the way to go!

(I grew up in WI, where you can do ANYTHING with cheese)

Fried mozzerella! I can feel the fat forming on my thighs just thinking about it.

Wisconsin is the cheese capital of the U.S. Sorry Vermonters, but 'tis true.

My Dad grew up in WI. When he was in college and trying to find ways to earn money to make ends meet the state ran a contest for the best rhyming slogan. He wrote in and couldn't understand why he didn't win. His entry was: Jesus loves Wisconsin cheeses!

Oh, now I love me some cheez stix! Dip them in some cocktail sauce, yum yum

Until you have fried cheese curds, you don't know what you're missing.

I was amazed that away from WI, I couldnt' even GET cheese curds. People didn't know what they were!

It was awful!

(I had a dream last night that I opened a combination book store/gaming shop/and cheese shop. It was weird, and carrying over---can you tell?)

FRIED CHEESE CURDS? Hmmmm, one I have never heard of, but would like to try it as I love me some cheez!

I don't know what a cheese curd is. Is it like cottage cheese?

Kind of... they're really hard to explain!

What is a Cheese Curd? (http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/cheesecd.htm)

They're yummy is all... and you can get them in about 100 flavors these days. I love the pepperjack ones with the jalepenos! Mmmmm

Oh, now that looks quite yummie!! Especially since I do drink beer on occasion and I do know how to polka.


develop an unusual capacity to polka and drink beer.

Roll out the barrell, J's going to dance!

You know... we didn't do the Beer Barrel Polka at our wedding.

And aside from not saying grace before eating (people were AGHAST! But my concession to our Christian parents was the ceremony, not dinner), that was the ONLY complaint I got about our reception----how come you didn't have the Beer Barrel in der, eh? Dat's like, my favorite wedding tune, dontcha know.

OMG, Synn, you make me feel at home with that accent of yours LOL

Growing up my Dad used to play polkas on his accordion, my sister and I used to get all dressed up and do the polkas around the house. Mom has it all on video (you know the old fashioned 8mm film)

But did the Chicken dance, right?

Absolutely did the chicken dance! (The Little Bird Dance, we call it here).

We didn't do the Flying Dutchman, though, which made ME mad, because that was one of the few that I actually requested. Those bastards.

My grampa played the accordion... I loved it soooo much.

Wisconsin is the cheese capital of the U.S.! Sorry Vermonters, but 'tis true.

My Dad grew up in WI. When he was in college and trying to find ways to earn money to make ends meet the state ran a contest for the best rhyming slogan. He wrote in and couldn't understand why he didn't win. His entry was: Jesus loves Wisconsin cheeses!

Well it was "Cheezy" enough, just not too catchey.

I don't know what a cheese curd is. Is it like cottage cheese?
A cheese curd is raw cheese. It is the chedder cheese before it is put into the presses and formed into blocks and aged. The large chunks of curd are run through a cutter and just bagged and sold as cheese curd instead of aged into cheese.

Absolutely did the chicken dance! (The Little Bird Dance, we call it here).

We didn't do the Flying Dutchman, though, which made ME mad, because that was one of the few that I actually requested. Those bastards.

My grampa played the accordian....I loved it soooo much.


Ahh the chicken dance... my 88 year old grandma lead that dance at my wedding. The pictures are priceless!

What's your score?

Mine: 83% (Dixie). Did you have any Confederate ancestors?

The Yankee or Dixie quiz (http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html)

OMG, mine is:

70% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!

And I grew up around the Great Lakes!!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what are you talking about tell me tell me

Click Em's link sweetie!

OH my word I didn't even flipping see it can I have my meds please I'm feeling squiffy

43% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

Guess the south has had an effect on me since I've live here only 2yrs... lol.

OMG, mine is:

70% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!

And I grew up around the Great Lakes!!!

Must be the Spam.

62% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!

Ha but I'm English and proud of it :D

OH my word i didnt even flipping see it can i have my meds please im feeling squiffy

No meds for you my love. :D

44% Yankee for me... that is a cool quiz...

No meds for you my luv. :D

Now that's not fair there's no reason why not ;)

They may affect your antibiotics for your chest cold dearie :p

Gggrrrrrr stop being such a nursey and give me meds lol

Give me meds too! I'll accept vicoden and demorol (or however you spell it!)

De-morol-izing is right.

Lol if your medicating us j I'll take a perkiset... S? I think I need to enhance my calm a little bit...

So you have pain Myth?

I'll have six Diolotties if you don't mind.

Yes I pinched my cyatic earlier... not to mention a deep AW pain in my arse...

What is an AW pain?

LOL Myth

I about fell out of my chair when I saw magprob's question... lol... I just don't know how to explain it.

Giggle me neither guess you could say aw is a being with a child hating streak and very rude.

I am having the same AW pain... right between the eyes

CBW, what do you mean, "could say" ? She is. It takes a small and troubled mind to attack someone at such a personal level. By the way Myth, AW is a "she". Look at her questions that she has posted and you will understand that she is looking for others to beat up and take out her frustrations on. So, don't even give her a second thought. That whole vent of hers was ridiculous. You know what she stated was untrue, unkind, and off the wall. I don't know why AH felt she had to apologize in the first place. Nothing she said in her original post was rude. It was the nicest vent I have ever encountered.

What's done is done we know the trueth newbs shouldn't be allowed in the md boards anyway hey ho.

Exactly CBW.

How is your bunny rabbit and Ms. Millie doing?

All I know is that I have met some of the nicest people by joining AMHD and well I am chatting with them right now

Oh, keep kissing butt Tusc. I do so love that. ;) heehee. How is the real Tuscany's bite booboos? They should be about disappeared by now.

Honestly I thought it was a guy... lol. I don't care what s/he said about me or the kids. It's over and done and... what do you know the pain is gone for now... lol.

Yes, J's meds do help Myth. Along with those amazing Margaritas of hers. :)

They are. I took him to the vet yesterday though because his eye swelled up. They think he knocked into something. I swear he is a clutz! And how are the "bulls" in your life?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Margaritas!! With fresh strawberries.

I only have the one at the moment. She is bored because I am not paying attention to her. The weather is beautiful and we will be going out shortly to play. Those black flies are annoying. By the way, the first time you get bitten, the bites do swell up as it happened to you. But, next year, if you get bitten, you won't have such a bad reaction. You build up a tolerance to them. Unfortunately, they still hurt. The worst are the horse and deer flies. Those are really painful.

Oh good to know thanks Ruby. His hair is so short that they are easy to see, and me being a worrier... and with him being my first "child." Well you know.

I thought of you today... one of the teachers I teach with just got a new pitbull puppy. He is like a steel grey almost blue color (never have seen that before) with a bit of brown and white... she named him Diesel. He is so tiny right now... but those feet are huge...

Exactly CBW.

How is your bunny rabbit and Ms. Millie doing?

There just fine thank you ruby my sweet millie is sat next to me supposedly eating her dinner more like decorating the floor lol
Harry bunny is just fine but he seems to like the rain

LOL. Yes, PB's come in many colors and sizes. Diesel is what they call a blue nose. I hope your co-worker will neuter him when he is six months or so. It really does help with agressivie behavior in some cases. They are very cute when they are puppies, aren't they? Very friendly. The sooner your co-worker gets him into a good obedience class, the better. They need very structured and hands on training. The last thing she will want is an out of control Pit. Lots of socialization with small children and dogs, consistent correction is the key.

CBW, I didn't know rabbits enjoyed the rain. As far as Millie goes, well, look at her mess as beautiful artwork! LOL She is a silly one, that little girl of yours.

He will be coming to school with her every day. So he will be used to the kids, I am not sure about obedience classes, but there are 3 of us that got new dogs all around the same time, and we do obedience together... so maybe we will encourage her to join us.

CBW, I didn't know rabbits enjoyed the rain. As far as Millie goes, well, look at her mess as beautiful artwork! LOL She is a silly one, that little girl of yours.

She is something all right she must get it from her father ;)

That is a great idea! Invite her into your little group. There is no such thing as overtraining. Especially when it comes to Pits. He needs as much positive reinforcement training as possible. Without it, she will be in big trouble one day. I know it is hard to bring this kind of stuff up with someone else, just be watchful of him. When he starts teething, those teeth and that jaw can do some damage, even if it is unintentional. She needs to be really careful with the children. My dog is great with small dogs and children because I worked with her. But, I still would not turn my back for a second. She is my responsibility and I will not leave her unattended with anyone unless I am confident that the other person knows how to handle her.

CBW, although her father can be a silly at times, I think her mother can be quite the "card" as my grandmother used to say.

Well, ladies, I have to go. Catch up with y'all later. MWAH.

Im an angel I have no idea what you are talking about :D

Angel?

Angel??


Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!

(mwah, laura!)

Quite a card. That is an expression I have not heard in awhile...

So CBW are you the Ace of spades or the Queen of Hearts?

Oh the queen of the freeking universe ;)

Sorry, but I own that title. I have a t-shirt to prove it! Although it says: "Queen of the 'effing' Universe". It is imprinted on top of another imprint of one of those name ID tags that you use at conferences and reunions. You know the ones I am talking about. It says: Hello, My Name Is,. Then, the name "written" in is "Queen of the 'ef... ' Universe. The friend that gave it to me knows me too well. ;)

Cough I hate to tell you this but I have a pair of knickers that say it lol

Does Goddess trump Queen?

Knickers? Well, how many people can see those? Huh? Are you trying to convince me that you go running around outside in your knickers? The only way anyone else besides CB will know that you are the true Queen is if they see the proof. Until then, I rule baby!

Yes, Emmy, I believe Goddess would trump Queen, In my opinion. But, then again, some people may believe differently. Do you have a Goddess garment that you wear proudly in public?

Giggle giggle look its age before beauty ;)

Um, I think I have kind of glimpsed her knickers once on web cam while we were chatting before her bedtime. LOL

Come on CBW, you know it. And I had on my Spongebob too. LOL

No, but I have seen a T-shirt with "Goddess, formerly known as Princess" on it.

There you go CBW. I will readily admit I am an old hag if I am allowed to keep my title.

Hmm Emland. Not sure if that trumps Queen. I will have to ponder this dilemma.

You guys crack me up and in case you didn't catch that guys J_9 has sponge bob undies :D

Im laughing trumping here means farting giggle

That isn't unusual!

So you have spongebob undies too Em?

Ah well Em j is unusual to the extreame we won't go into what she does with door nobs

Oh, boy, here we go with the nob story again!!

Good thing you're my bestest friend across the pond Laura

Do tell

Oh, CBW, J has mentioned this before numerous times. We know that is her only other outfit besides the nurse uniform. Poor thing.

Hey CBW, I was just pondering on your knickers there. I guess, if nothing else, you are the Queen of the Freaking Universe to your hubby. Or at least, that should be the center of his universe. :eek: Okay, I am done. No more dirty talk.

Giggle she likes to twiddle them Em ;)

Oh Emland. You had to go and ask about the nobs! Now, now ladies. Stop with the nob talk.