That's exciting when your dream works out.
I always wanted to be a model. I don't know why. The glamor of it all I guess. I won a pageant thing back in Jr. high and had to go a few hours away for the next one. But my mom wouldn't take me. How rude of her.

That is rude of her. How come you never pursued it more?

Do you have a pic posted in the "pictures of our members" thread? Or anywhere?

Ya I have pictures posted on the members area, a few I believe. Oh I am not model material, but back then that's what my dream was. Now I am still figuring out what I want to do.

Oh I am not model material,


Many would beg to differ.

From the one who had her nips clamped.
Hey shaz.

Well, do you have an idea of what page you are on? Or do I just have to do a lot of digging?

Hmm, let me scan I have an idea I think, I will find the post #. Our pages may be different. Hang on.

Holy crap I found it on my second click. I am so amazed how easy that was. At least that time. Oh and OH MY GOD. You are beautiful Sunny. What the hell is this talk about not being model material? You are crazy if you think you couldn't model.

From the one who had her nips clamped.
Hey shaz.

Hey, I resent that! :p

And I agree Adam, she is very purtiful!

Hey, I resent that! :p

And I agree Adam, she is very purtiful!

Yes indeed she is.

She must be to flattered to respond right now. Haha.

Well that or she is still looking for her pic which is on page 57

All the blood has run to her cheeks!

Which cheeks I am unsure of :p

Oh crap Shazzy. To funny

Of all the nerve of you to talk about me when you think I am not here!
One of my friends stopped in to say hello so I was busy for a minute. I do have the #'s though even though you found it. 283, 379,560.
I have my pages set up for 40 posts so I can't do page number.

Oh don't complain, we talk about everyone behind their backs :p

I only do 10 posts per page :o

I used to do 10, but its easier catching up with more on a page.

Yea, I only do ten per page, I didn't know you could do more but I don't like change anyway.

So I will go check these out now. Oh and I would never talk about you behind your back intentionally.

Change can be good. But I have a hard time with it to.

By the way just remember you are still tied up and my temporary slave.

Hey guys.

I did file a police report... over the phone.

As for my car insurance- really in the end it cost me LESS to pay for the damage myself than to report it to them-- my insurance will go up! It's already high at it is [at a basic minimum coverage].

I was pretty furious yesterday. Today I feel better though :)

Sorry to hear about your personal experiences.. this really sucks!

Ah well...

How is everyone else today?

I went to the gym in the morning for my barbell workout class-- you got that right baby ;) My farking arms hurt! Gah.

I will post my after body later ;) winkity wink wink.

Sarah

I will post my after body later ;) winkity wink wink.

Sarah

As long as it is in SA ;)

That really sucks about your insurance though, they really do suck every last cent out of you.

Hello.. shaz I just noticed you're an expert!
Congrats..
Hey sunny.

hello..shaz i just noticed your an expert!
congrats..
hey sunny.

Thanks :D

Hey muddy.
Sorry to hear about your car. But at least you can have the last laugh that they didn't take the cord.

I hear you with the work outs. I do it everyday. Well today I went to the bar next door for lunch instead. Way more fun to have a drink then work out.

Hey red.
Dude I am an expert. You didn't know?

Hey red.
Dude I am an expert. You didnt know?


An expert in causing madness and mayhem in the castle sunny!
I'm just your co pilot,you're the brains behind the antics!

Shaz,do you remember that pup I pulled from the river... hes 3 months now and a walking stomach!
He is massive,lots of lab in him and a little bit of horse.

Exactly.
OK so beware. I have had a couple drinks. May pop another. The madness, spelling, typos, whatever... might get out of control.

Now where did that pesty adam go? He was so tied up and I liked it.

shaz,do you remember that pup i pulled from the river...hes 3 months now and a walking stomach!
he is massive,lots of lab in him and a little bit of horse.

Seaman?

shaz,do you remember that pup i pulled from the river...hes 3 months now and a walking stomach!
he is massive,lots of lab in him and a little bit of horse.

Aww I'm glad he's doing well!

You need to post some more pictures soon.

seaman?


Seaman?

no... we already had seamus (jack russell)
Peader (pad-er) is the horse.
Oh,we also have a turtle called wilber.

seaman?

Lol, padder? Sorry bad memory.

EDIT - Peader, I was close!

seaman?

no...we already had seamus (jack russell)
peader (pad-er) is the horse.
oh,we also have a turtle called wilber.

Oh right seamus. Duh!
I didn't know you pulled one from the river. How did I miss that. Well send me a picture.
I was in the puppy mood the other day. But my boy kicks my cats and he is pretty mean. I don't know about a puppy.

Hey sunny,I think we were a bit rough on adam yesterday,don't think he was able for us...
I'm starving,wheres me dinner?

Oh right seamus. Duh!
I didnt know you pulled one from the river. How did I miss that. Well send me a picture.
I was in the puppy mood the other day. But my boy kicks my cats and he is pretty mean. I dont know about a puppy.


In the mood for a puppy,like with bread sauce in the mood?

Joke.

in the mood for a puppy,like with bread sauce in the mood?

joke.

Mmmmmmm hotdog

in the mood for a puppy,like with bread sauce in the mood?

joke.

Exactly that mood

Mmmmmmm hotdog

Oohh look at that little tail shaking. Hmm better watch it!

That's a cute avi shaz

There was a programme on the other night about different types of food,particully animal..

Dog
Cat and horse featured!
Could not do it, but yet I can eat lamb,piglets and calfs.
Go figure.

Ya I never understood that. I can eat cow, pig and fish. But forget those other crazy things. But it could be the best things I have ever eaten! Just can't do it. Deer is a big thing here to eat. But as yummy as it is, I cant. I see them run wild too much and can't do it.l

Ah sunny if you could see me now,stuffing my face with special fried noodles,and half a duck to go!

Bring back the boobs.

ah sunny if you could see me now,stuffing my face with special fried noodles,and half a duck to go!

bring back the boobs.

Do it for the boobs red, for the boobs.

oohh look at that little tail shaking. hmm better watch it!

thats a cute avi shaz

Shanks :D

Mmmmm boobs

Quiet castle today. Everyone must be resting from the chaos yesterday. Wusses.

You people scare me.

I'm sitting here, having my first coffee of the day (ya, I slept in), sign onto AMHD, come to the castle thread and we're talking about boobs?

Do I want to know?

I don't know where the boobs came from, I just saw them and got excited.

I'm here,chomp chomp chomp.. need energy first sunny.

Id love a smoke.

Lost my boobs and bum... I was sick,working my way to get them back,I miss those girls.

lost my boobs and bum...i was sick,working my way to get them back,i miss those girls.

I think I found them and I don't want the extra!

I'll mail them back to you.

I have to say, you have a nice bum, very comfy to sit on. ;)

Boobs? Alty don't be scared just jump right in. You see, red needs her boobs back, so she is eating, lots! That's all there is to it. Right red?

I think I found them and I don't want the extra!

I'll mail them back to you.

I have to say, you have a nice bum, very comfy to sit on. ;)



Alty, if you have found my boobs I need them,and the bum I have at the moment is boney and flat,not attractive!

Anyone with spares throw my way,I want my c cup back!

alty, if you have found my boobs i need them,and the bum i have at the moment is boney and flat,not attractive!

anyone with spares throw my way,i want my c cup back!

I have 32F's, so I can spare a bit of mine.

::looks at bum::

Ya, you can have some of that too. ;)

I think adam has ran and hid. Just the women today. He can't handle all the boob talk.

Here you go Red.

23933

23934

Some fake T&A. :)

Thanks alty.. very sexy..
I can just see it.. hang on honey let me just put these in water!

32f! Holy moly... your poor shoulders.. great for some hanky panky though.

Going to throw out a question ladies,
Would you ever get some work done on the ole body?

I think I would.. yep,id do it.

Yes, yes and yes. I would get boobs. For all you girls with boobs be happy. I am a sad A and would just like a B. Just something so cute tops don't hang to my belly button.

Id like a boob lift,a tummy tuck,and a mini face lift.. bloody pity I have to pay a mortgage and eat,
Although I could be homeless and malnurished,but fab in a bikini!

thanks alty..very sexy..
i can just see it..hang on honey let me just put these in water!

32f! holy moly...your poor shoulders..great for some hanky panky though.

going to throw out a question ladies,
would you ever get some work done on the ole body?

i think i would..yep,id do it.

Hell you.

Breast reduction.
Tummy tuck.
Nose job.
Lipo.

Anything I can fit into one surgery. ;)

I'm a bit vain. :o

id like a boob lift,a tummy tuck,and a mini face lift..bloody pity i have to pay a mortage and eat,
although i could be homeless and malnurished,but fab in a bikini!

That's a tough choice red, a tough choice.

Hell ya.

Breast reduction.
Tummy tuck.
Nose job.
Lipo.

Anything I can fit into one surgery. ;)

I'm a bit vain. :o

Vain? Are you kidding me? You are beating the men off here at AMHD. Hmmm I will start a donation thread. For your "jobs" But I don't think you will make anything.

Vain? Are you kidding me? You are beating the men off here at AMHD. Hmmm I will start a donation thread. For your "jobs" But I dont think you will make anything.

Sunny, if there's one thing I've learned in my 38 years, it's this.

It doesn't matter how you look, it's how you carry yourself that attracts people. I'm not ugly, but I'm no super model. I have confidence in myself, I worked hard to get that confidence, and that's what most men find attractive.

If you have confidence then you can walk into any room and own it.

Great, now I sound conceited. ;)

Afternoon Ladies! Some crazy talk going around here. I will not allow any surgery of such. I think the best boobs are the real ones.

Is there any way I can donate fat?

Welcome back adam.

Sunny, if there's one thing I've learned in my 38 years, it's this.

It doesn't matter how you look, it's how you carry yourself that attracts people. I'm not ugly, but I'm no super model. I have confidence in myself, I worked hard to get that confidence, and that's what most men find attractive.

If you have confidence then you can walk into any room and own it.

Great, now I sound conceited. ;)

I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.

Well thank you Sunny!

I have been busy. Well actually I don't remember what I have been doing. My girlfriend met me for lunch and then she stayed at my work for awhile so now I am getting back to things!

I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.

Is that like a combination of mini muffins and cream puffs?

Afternoon Ladies! Some crazy talk going around here. I will not allow any surgery of such. I think the best boobs are the real ones.

Then I have the best boobs. ;)

Is there any way I can donate fat?

Sure, you can add it to Red's boobs and badunkadunk. :)

Is there any way I can donate fat?

No... you got to get rid of that yourself!;)
Hi Joe...

I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.

My favorite comeback when someone picks on someone's "puffs, or fat" is this.

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet. :p

Is that like a combination of mini muffins and cream puffs?

Mini muffins 'till the hubby is done, then is ceam puffs. EWWWW stop that!

Hey Alty my dear, how much do you like me again?

My favorite comeback when someone picks on someone's "puffs, or fat" is this.

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet. :p

Ya I have heard that one before. It's a good one.

All fat welcome!
FEED ME!

Muffins,did someone say muffins?

I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(

I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(


Cheer up cowboy.. theres always the gators!

I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(

Silly boy, of course I do. Apparently you're in the age demographic that I attract most. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

I'm 38, but for some reason I attract;

17- 25 and
60- death.

All the guys in my age group couldn't care less. ;)

I think you get from 17-death Alty.

So how many times does it take for you to do a favor for someone before you get tired of them?

Silly boy, of course I do. Apparently you're in the age demographic that I attract most. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

I'm 38, but for some reason I attract;

17- 25 and
60- death.

All the guys in my age group couldn't care less. ;)

Its because they're all too busy going through their mid-life crisis to notice

Bloody hell alty,I'm 37 and I attract 19 year old builders and 50 plus, usually married men!

I blame my freaky hormones,sending out the wrong signal.

Perhaps its he young guys that fancy having an older woman but not that old,and the older men fancy something younger but not that young.

Weird. I have to say being 36, that's where I fall to. Never anyone my age. I just get flattered when it's the younger ones. So I can either be a cougar or have a sugar daddy. Hmmm...

You are 36 Sunny? From the picture I was sure you were probably 25 at most. Wow. I am shocked. Well then you are a cougar

Flattery will get you every where.

That is what I have learned so far in life.

I guess Alty knew what I was going to ask and said screw me. Haha

What were you going to ask?

I think you get from 17-death Alty.

So how many times does it take for you to do a favor for someone before you get tired of them?

You're asking me?

I don't mind doing favors for people, if they're legitimate favors. Asking me to help with a resume, or looking after someone's kids while they go out for an interview, those kinds of favors are okay in my book.

Asking me to host a birthday party in my house when I'm already stressed and over extended, that's not okay. ;)

Why? Do you have a favor to ask me? ;)

Well since I am at work they block a lot of stuff and I can't upload pics on here for my Avi and I have had her change my avi one other time and upload another pic another time. I hate asking her to do it and I guess she knew what I was going to ask this time and left. Lol

I think I am leaving early today. I will catch you guys in the morning. I am bored out of my freaking mind so I am calling it quits.

Bye adam, red, alty, shaz and starty if your still here.

Yay you came back. Well, I guess you can read my last post and figure out what my pesty self wants

See you Sunshine!

I see it adam. I am sure if you ask nicely she will do it.

See ya Sunshine!

Good night hon

OK officially gone

.. and I attract losers.

Ha.

I made on funny at myself.

Well I back.

Boob talk was thrilling...

Gah- wish I spent more time here. This in and out thing is driving me bonkers.

Sarah

Well it is slow here right now. Nobody wants to talk in the castle.

Well since I am at work they block alot of stuff and I can't upload pics on here for my Avi and I have had her change my avi one other time and upload another pic another time. I hate asking her to do it and I guess she knew what I was going to ask this time and left. Lol

I'm here and I'll do it for you if you want.

You know the drill, send me the picture, your username and password and I'll post it for you.

..and I attract losers.

ha.

I made on funny at myself.

Well I back.

Boob talk was thrilling...

Gah- wish I spent more time here. This in and out thing is driving me bonkers.

Sarah

I like the in and out.

Oops, wrong thread. ;)

Ok, I am logging out. If you do it in the next couple of minutes shoot me a email. Otherwise thank you and I will see you tomorrow.

It's done Adam.

That will be $2000 please. ;)

Ya I have pictures posted on the members area, a few I believe. Oh I am not model material, but back then thats what my dream was. Now I am still figuring out what I want to do.

Not to sure about that lady... :)

Sunny, if there's one thing I've learned in my 38 years, it's this.

It doesn't matter how you look, it's how you carry yourself that attracts people. I'm not ugly, but I'm no super model. I have confidence in myself, I worked hard to get that confidence, and that's what most men find attractive.

If you have confidence then you can walk into any room and own it.

Great, now I sound conceited. ;)

:D Boobs :D

:D Boobs :D

And boobs. :)

I love this topic...

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/4820/0/Epic_Boobs.ashx

I love this topic...

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/4820/0/Epic_Boobs.ashx

Is it wrong for me to say, I love that picture.

Is it wrong for me to say, I love that picture.

Nope... you are a male... its allowed :)

We're in the castle! :eek:

Bad boobs... I mean boys. :(

Sorry Alty, but even back in the castle days, the ladies there had boobs...

http://www.realmcollections.com/images/p/Ladies_Dresses_Celtic_Dress_B628_2250.jpg

Sorry Alty, but even back in the castle days, the ladies there had boobs...

http://www.realmcollections.com/images/p/Ladies_Dresses_Celtic_Dress_B628_2250.jpg

But they covered them up, because of fire breathing dragons.

Burnt boobs aren't fun. I know that all too well because of a topless beach encounter in Germany.

I burned parts of my body that I've never burned before. Some things shouldn't be exposed to the sun. :(

Boobs? You guys are all boobs... HEEHEE

Boobs? you guys are all boobs....HEEHEE

That's what I said! :D

But they covered them up, because of fire breathing dragons.

Burnt boobs aren't fun. I know that all too well because of a topless beach encounter in Germany.

I burned parts of my body that I've never burned before. Some things shouldn't be exposed to the sun. :(

Yes, some girls has them covered up to protect them from the dragon, but some wenches had them popping out, in hopes of landing themselves a wealthy husband... Hips were a big thing back in those days too... :)

Alty at a topless beach? :eek:

Why wasn't I told of this and where are the pictures?

Too bad you got burnt... That's not fun... I have never been sunburnt before, but it could be because I'm already kind of dark...

Haha... I could be the Black Knight... :)

Yes, some girls has them covered up to protect them from the dragon, but some wenches had them popping out, in hopes of landing themselves a wealthy husband... Hips were a big thing back in those days too... :)

Alty at a topless beach?? :eek:

Why wasn't I told of this and where are the pictures?

Too bad you got burnt... Thats not fun... I have never been sunburnt before, but it could be because I'm already kind of dark...

Haha... I could be the Black Knight... :)

I was 16 Blacky, if there were pictures they're long gone.

I was 16 Blacky, if there were pictures they're long gone.

Hehe... and having them would be illegal I'm guessing... but oh well... :)

Hehe... and having them would be illegal I'm guessing... but oh well... :)

I can have them, I just can't share them. I think. :confused:

23951

23951

Time to start going to church...

23951

I repeat, we're in the castle!! :eek:

You boys are going to get into trouble. Ha, ha! :D

That is a young nun, they are very rare.

Most nuns are old with boobies hanging down to their knees. Not so yummy. Just saying.

That is a young nun, they are very rare.

Most nuns are old with boobies hanging down to their knees. Not so yummy. Just saying.

You really have to explain how you know this. :eek:

You really have to explain how you know this. :eek:

Ha Ha... yeah come on , spill the beans Joe :)

Ha Ha..................yeah come on , spill the beans Joe :)

Enquiring minds want to know.

Firefox says I misspelled that. :(

Enquirrring mnids wnat two knkow.

Firefox says I misspelled that. :(

Wonder why :rolleyes:

Wonder why :rolleyes:

Hey!

Sad thing, I actually checked to see if I had typed it out like that. :o

Bad LBD. That's short for Lazy Black Dog. :)

GbCB :D

GbCB :D

I so want to type something I'm not allowed to type. :(

Nothing to spill, Nothing to hold anything up either.

It is quite sad. Feel sorry for the nuns.

Nothing to spill, Nothing to hold anything up either.

It is quite sad. Feel sorry for the nuns.

The name says it all. Nun. :(

The name says it all. Nun. :(

Why do Nuns travel in pairs?

Because of the N's??

Why do Nuns travel in pairs?

Do they travel abreast :cool:

Because they didn't get the "two of every animal" reference?

*I know that's not it. I've heard it before... don't remember! :o*

Wow guys. Impressive. I am gone over night and I come back and there are 4 pages about boobs... I missed you guys.

Alty thanks for the pic change. Your check is in the mail!

Hey there adam and who ever else.
Is it 5:00 yet?

Not quite Sunny. Actually I hate to burst your bubble but it is far from it.

But hey, ask again in 7 hours and I will tell you.

Oh adam, it's a bad day. My neighbor wanted some drinks last night. Not a good idea. I had way to many. Pounding head. I am keeping the trash can close by, just in case.

Why do Nuns travel in pairs?

So that one Nun sees that the other Nun don't get none... :rolleyes: (Sorry, I'll try to do better... promise)

Cute joke stringer

How are you?

I am back. I went to get a bowl so I could get some ice cream. Yummy!

Yummy in my tummy!! I love ice cream. Who doesn't?

I don't know who wouldn't. Definitely not me. I am so bored today. I actually felt like doing something today and I worked my off this morning and done all my work in the first hour now I have nothing to do, except this stupid scavenger hunt on the internet.

I like your new avi Adam! :D

Thank you shazzy. I really appreciate it.

Who is the girly girl, do I need to feel heartbroken? :(

That girly girl is my other half and the love of my life.

That girly girl is my other half and the love of my life.

You have another love of your life?

But you said I was your one and only. :(

Boys! :mad:

Yep, I'm sad now :(

Alty my dear you weren't supposed to read that.

Wait... What are you talking about. I said nothing. Nothing at all.

Well I am going to go and get some lunch but I am going to take a nap before that So I will be back in around an hour.

See you guys!

Well I am going to go and get some lunch but I am going to take a nap before that So i will be back in around an hour.

See ya guys!

You nap at work?

Ya, your life is so hard. NOT! ;)

Alty my dear you weren't supposed to read that.

Wait...What are you talking about. I said nothing. nothing at all.

I have it in writing, too late to back out now.

It was all your imagination honey.

Yes, I nap at work. Is that OK? I get tired sometimes. Lol

Yes, I agree that I do have it so hard.

It was all your imagination honey.

Yes, I nap at work. Is that ok? I get tired sometimes. Lol

Yes, I agree that I do have it so hard.

My imagination is good, but reality is better.

I could use a nap, sadly I have to leave in an hour for a doctors appointment, me and Jared.

I hate going to the doctor. :(

How the h*ll do I get myself into these things!?

This birthday party for my son started as only a 'family' cookout... maybe 10 - 12 people..

Now the count is up to 53 and raising! Forget the steaks that we were planning to have... burgers!

All my son's softball team are coming now with their wives and girlfriends... and their kids!

Poor Marta, this happens every time, we love to throw parties, but it seems it always gets out of hand.

Everyone is going to stay outside, I don't give a d*mn if it is pouring rain and lightning!

Lately, between all the birthdays, graduations, anniversaries and all... we have put out at least $3,500.00 BUCKS!

And now, my lovely daughter in law (I do love her, yeah) is emailing me and putting a list together of what we need and who is expected to bring/get it. And guess what our name appears 75% of the time!


Going crazy here! And getting a little upset... :mad::eek::rolleyes::) Everyone thinks I am their banker. I don't mind parties, we enjoy them with family and friends... but come on now! This is going to run me another $6-650.00 craziness ! Not to mention that we will have to have the cleaning people come an extra day this week!

Had to vent!

Stringer

How the h*ll do I get myself into these things!!!!???

This birthday party for my son started out as only a 'family' cookout....maybe 10 - 12 people..

Now the count is up to 53 and raising! Forget the steaks that we were planning to have...burgers!

All my son's softball team are coming now with their wives and girlfriends...and their kids!

Poor Marta, this happens every time, we love to throw parties, but it seems it always gets out of hand.

Everyone is going to stay outside, I don't give a d*mn if it is pouring rain and lightning!

Lately, between all the birthdays, graduations, anniversaries and all...we have put out at least $3,500.00 BUCKS!

And now, my lovely daughter in law (I do love her, yeah) is emailing me and putting a list together of what we need and who is expected to bring/get it. and guess what our name appears 75% of the time!


Going crazy here! And getting a little upset....:mad::eek::rolleyes::) Everyone thinks I am their banker. I don't mind parties, we enjoy them with family and friends...but come on now! This is going to run me another $6-650.00 craziness ! Not to mention that we will have to have the cleaning people come an extra day this week!

Had to vent!

Stringer

Stringer

Sweetie, no one feels your pain more then I do, because I'm always in the same boat.

I'm going to tell you the same thing you told me. Do not dish out the cash for this party, put your foot down. They are using you and that's not right.

There, my work here is done. :)

Now, how do I get an invite to this shindig? I'll bring potato salad. ;)

Sweetie, no one feels your pain more then I do, because I'm always in the same boat.

I'm going to tell you the same thing you told me. Do not dish out the cash for this party, put your foot down. They are using you and that's not right.

There, my work here is done. :)

Now, how do I get an invite to this shindig? I'll bring potato salad. ;)

Ha, can you bring tables, chairs, tents, outdoor games, more food and... his team are all Olympic beer drinkers.. .I need more beer! :eek:

I told you I was going to be making my way to chicago this weekend.

Stringer, take a few deep breaths. Take the bullets out of the gun. Put away your hit list. Take more deep breaths.

Feel better?

Everyone is going to stay outside, I don't give a d*mn if it is pouring rain and lightning!


Stringer



Ya right... you are way too nice. XXOO sorry Stringer, but mom would tell you to say no if you didn't want to do it or you can't! SO you can't complain... :D 22XXOO

Ya right....you are way too nice. XXOO sorry Stringer, but mom would tell you to say no if you didnt want to do it or you can't!! SO you can't complain....:D 22XXOO

I know that you're right (d*mn it), we do enjoy having fun with people and mostly supplying everything Start, you remember, so many times before. It's just that people just seem to take advantage; bring extra people, insist on something else, that kind of thing... And the work seems to fall on Marta and I... But we will do what is necessary to make sure that everyone has fun and feels welcome...

Sorry for the rant... :o:( And 22 also...

Awww Stringer... you always have good times and next time make sure it is known that you can't do this every time. So sorry;)

How the h*ll do I get myself into these things!!!!???

This birthday party for my son started out as only a 'family' cookout....maybe 10 - 12 people..

Now the count is up to 53 and raising!

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Stringer

Here's one, insist they bring a cash tip for the hosts along with their gift, or they aren't allowed to come! Hehehehe... that'll show 'em!

Shush... all my children are gone off for the weekend.. I have 2 days of peace and quite... bliss...
In my blissfull state I offer a silent prayer up for stringer and marta that their party goes well and stringer does not lose the plot!

Guten Morgen!

Hey Adam!
How are you today?
I'll be in and out today, trying to work on a painting but keep getting distracted as the photo I have to paint is on my laptop, like that's not tempting to jump on here :rolleyes:

Hey shaz,can you print out the photo?
Or sketch it and then paint...

Took the dogs up to the wood earlier,lunatic man up there(drunk and talking to himself),scared the bejesus out of me!

Nope, I have a printer sitting right here... with no ink!!
Grrrr

On the plus side though the photo is a digital one that was e-mailed to me, so I can enlarge portions in paint shop to get a better view ;)

I haven't gotten very far yet... :o

That's going to be so cool when you finish...
Try and post it when your done.

Hey red, shaz and adam.
Its rare I am here on a weekend. So I will be leaving as quick as I came. But popping back and forth possibly. Did that make sense?

Where's my coffee?

Shaz you're the best. I love looking at your work. You have an awesome talent.

Red watch out for drunk guys talking to themselves. I don't want any drama unless I am with you.

Hey adam, just stay cute.

Oh and Stringer if you pop in, good luck with the party. You and I are so the same. I love being the hostess until people make changes and I don't like it. Ugh. But I grin and bear it because they all have a good time.

Hey sunny..
So your doing the AMHD hokey pokey today!

Thanks guys, yup when I'm done I will post it, should only take a few days.

Hey sunny! :)

:: passes a coffee her way ::

Hey everybody. This place is really rocking today huh?

I am working and that is why I am here today. I'm watching a movie in the next room so I am back and forth from the movie to here. Haha.

Hey adam,its seems everyone is doing the hokey pokey,in out in out shaken up the boards and out.

Hey everybody. This place is really rocking today huh?

I am working and that is why I am here today. I'm watchin a movie in the next room so I am back and forth from the movie to here. haha.

And you get PAID to do that :eek:

Adam can also have naps while he is at work!
I'm am so in the wrong job.

adam can also have naps while he is at work!
im am so in the wrong job.

Mind you I am techinically at work... sitting in my pj's in front of the fire :o

Shazzy might have the better job. I would rather be at home and be getting paid.

Yea, I got here at 6 this morning. Slept until 8. Started watching a movie. All for $16.38 and hour. Only 2 hours left.

I have it rough don't I?

What is you actual job, if you don't mind me asking?
I get far from $16 an hour!
I average out to about $200 a week!

Want to swap places?

I am a scale house operator at a landfill. It is a nice job actually. Good pay. I used to get around $600 a week. Then they cut my hours and now I only get about $450 a week. So that kind of sucks.

Cool, sounds pretty good.
Sucks about getting your hours cut, seems to be happening to evryone at the moment.

Yea, this damn economy. I used to work 60 hours when we were getting 300 tons a day at max. We have been busy as hell for over a year now and my hours are less. We get about 1200 ton a day now. It just sucks

Yo dudes. Popping in again. Funny the ones that aren't normally here on the weekend are here. Rock on!
Just went shopping. Bought $126 of nothing. Because I needed nothing. Funny how that happens.

Yo dudes. Popping in again. Funny the ones that arent normally here on the weekend are here. Rock on!!
Just went shopping. Bought $126 of nothing. Because I needed nothing. Funny how that happens.


Woohoo sunny! What kind of nothing did you buy?

I too brought nothing but yet managed to spend 40 euro on crap..
I got food ,yet I was not hungry,I got socks,yet I have a drawer full,I got a stupid mag filled with ads,and batteries,(the wrong kind) and finally I brought candles.
What a waste of money.

Funny how you buy everything you need. They had his cheap little desk so I bought it for Gavin. Of course a new chair for the desk. I bought a candle for my neighbor, its her birthday. A big hunk of ham for dinner with potatoes and carrots. Hmm... butter and cheese. Oh and a couple organizer things for his desk. All junk. Went to the store out of boredom.

Poor ole sunny,grab your bag and come over here,bring the ham too!
The kids are gone off for the weekend,bring gavin,plenty of stuff here to play with...

Ahhh,if it was that simple.

I would in a heart beat! It's a huge hunk of ham to. I can't wait for it. Its super cold here today. I have an apple pie candle burning. When the smell of that ham gets cooking its going to be all homey feeling and awesome.

Now to attempt the desk. Putting it together, ha, I can do anything! After all I am sunny.

Read the instructions!

Instructions? Ha! You mean the suggestions. That's what I call them.

Two and a half hours into the prep for the birthday party report: Party at 5 pm...

It is cold as h*ll!! Rain and lightning I could have dealt with, but I know the ladies will not stay outside in 62 degrees with the wind... So we are sitting up in the house... God help me, 50 + people in my house and most I don't even know... yet. Crap, I'm not even allowed to where shoes in my own house... how will this go over??

It was just decided that fresh roast beef sandwiches will be added (I was not in on that decision) that now brings the total to around $675.00 already... :(

Oh well, it is my son's birthday... along with his whole softball team... (Fun-:D:rolleyes:)

Follow up reports will be coming...

Stringer

Stringer you're a good man.

Poor Stringer :(

I feel for you, I really do!

Ah stringer,the fact that you are giving up dates on your party.. fast becoming 'stringergate'.. makes me laugh.. thankyou.

Lol, sounds like fun Stringer! :p

Yep, instructions are for chumps!

Hey sunflower, if you're bored, you can come do some shopping for little ol' me! I need a desk, and some computer speakers, and I'm broker than a joke! :D

Lol, sounds like fun Stringer! :p

Yep, instructions are for chumps!

Hey sunflower, if you're bored, you can come do some shopping for little ol' me! I need a desk, and some computer speakers, and I'm broker than a joke! :D

Yep, I am broke to but boredom won out and now I am more broke. My son is grounded. No TV or video games since Wednesday. I have to say, it sucks when he is grounded. Makes him way higher maintenance with out those electronic babysitters. Is that bad?

ah stringer,the fact that you are giving up dates on your party..fast becoming 'stringergate'.. makes me laugh..thankyou.

Stringergate, giggle. :p

Yep, I am broke to but boredom won out and now I am more broke. My son is grounded. No tv or video games since Wednesday. I have to say, it sucks when he is grounded. Makes him way higher maintenance with out those electronic babysitters. Is that bad?
Yes, it is bad!

I mean, now you have to put up with him! :eek:

:rolleyes:

I used to have a punishment called 'life of misery' for my children,it was only used for serious offences...
Part of the life of misery was,apart from the no phone,TV,early bedtime,was the offender had to stay with me.. all day if it was a Saturday,that meant listening to me garbal on and on.. and on..
I would also make the offenders favourite dinner or take a way and serve it to everyone else and they would get a well balanced meal!
It was hell for both me and the poor child!
I would just like to add 'life of misery' started when my daughters hit their teens!

Okay, now I need to vent...

A guy posted an ad on craigslist, trying to buy a dog. A dog for his daughter. He didn't provide any more information.

I figured that he should get one from a shelter or an unwanting home, instead of buying one.

So, I sent him an email:
I know this isn't what you wanted to hear, but I'm going to tell you anyway.

1: Instead of buying a dog, get one for free. Take one from a local shelter that will be put down without an owner. Or, even just look under "free" on Craigslist. There are plenty of unwanted dogs you could take.

2: If your daughter isn't old enough to get her own dog, then she is too young for a puppy. I don't know how old she is, but if you are still having to get her a dog, then getting her a puppy would just be a huge disaster. You would be much better off getting an already grown dog. Better for you, your daughter, and the dog.

3: Also, remember that dogs are a responsibility. You can't realistically get a dog for your daughter and expect her to take care of it. You would be the one taking care of it, and you are being unrealistic to think your daughter will. If you tell her "you can only keep it if you take care of it" she may for a while, but she won't keep it up. Either, you'll end up caring for it, and she'll keep taking advantage of you, or you'll hold to your word, and that's basically animal cruelty.


Good luck with your dog, but an educated dog owner is a more responsible dog owner.

He replied: (Same font and bold, except his was size 18! :eek:)
a dude check this out my daughter is 18months old.and i am a responsible dog owner i have a dog now that ive had for what 6 years, and she is suppose to be mine and my boys dog they are 10-13 but in the end i take care of them i feed them give them water and take them out for jogs and run with them at the park. I know i will end up taking care of it but im fine with that i would just like to see a happy smile on here face instead of being scared of animals. and a puppy can grow with her get my drift. i understand ur concern but not all people are alike some of us do know what we are doing here ur not the only one who knows about animals .i personally think though that as long as im doing what i need to you need to stay out of my bussiness,not to be mean but im no kid for u to try to talk to like that if you like though lets meet in person and ill show you what im talking about ok be a man and back up your belief so go ahead and give me your address and ill see youi soon until then dont message me back.

*sigh*

I have to say, punishing your child is often more of a punishment for you.

Who wants to listen to a whiny kid complain that their TV and phone have been taken away for a day?

It's my Saturday, I plan to enjoy it.

So, the punishment in our house keeps the kids busy, out of my hair and works like a charm.

We have three dogs, they all poo at least 2 times a day, if not more. Whenever one of the kids crosses the line, they get to go in the backyard and pick up dog poo.

Depending on how long it's been since the last punishment, this can take anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week.

Point one for Mommy. :)

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Point one for Mommy. :)

You're turning 18 (for the 21st time) and you're already a mommy! :eek:

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Sorry, couldn't come up with a better, snappy-er comeback! :p:o

a dude check this out my daughter is 18months old.and I am a responsible dog owner I have a dog now that I've had for what 6 years, and she is suppose to be mine and my boys dog they are 10-13 but in the end I take care of them I feed them give them water and take them out for jogs and run with them at the park. I know I will end up taking care of it but I'm fine with that I would just like to see a happy smile on here face instead of being scared of animals. And a puppy can grow with her get my drift. I understand your concern but not all people are alike some of us do know what we are doing here your not the only one who knows about animals .I personally think though that as long as I'm doing what I need to you need to stay out of my business,not to be mean but I'm no kid for you to try to talk to like that if you like though lets meet in person and ill show you what I'm talking about OK be a man and back up your belief so give me your address and ill see youi soon until then don't message me back.


Not to encourage you to write back HH, but this would be my response, and I'll keep it PG because I'm on AMHD. :(

Dear irresponsible, uneducated, chat speak talking, wannabe dog owner.

You're getting a puppy for your 18 month old daughter and don't see a problem with that? You may have dogs, you may have kids, but you don't know crap about having either one.

Dude, an 18 month old baby doesn't need a puppy dude. You get my drift?

Also, if you already have a dog and your daughter is afraid of animals, why would you get another? Why is your daughter afraid? Did your other dog attack her? What's up with that dude?

Thank you for writing back. At first I thought you were a responsible dog owner, that you would want the information I had and you'd be grateful. Now I realize that you don't have a clue what owning a dog is all about, you don't have the brains God gave a goat and you're reproducing when you probably shouldn't be.

As for meeting up with you in a dark alley. No thank you. I'm smarter then that, sadly, you aren't.

Good luck with your puppy. Good luck to the puppy.

Peace out dude. :(

Not to encourage you to write back HH, but this would be my response, and I'll keep it PG because I'm on AMHD. :(

Dear irresponsible, uneducated, chat speak talking, wannabe dog owner.

You're getting a puppy for your 18 month old daughter and don't see a problem with that? You may have dogs, you may have kids, but you don't know crap about having either one.

Dude, an 18 month old baby doesn't need a puppy dude. You get my drift?

Also, if you already have a dog and your daughter is afraid of animals, why would you get another? Why is your daughter afraid? Did your other dog attack her? What's up with that dude?

Thank you for writing back. At first I thought you were a responsible dog owner, that you would want the information I had and you'd be grateful. Now I realize that you don't have a clue what owning a dog is all about, you don't have the brains God gave a goat and you're reproducing when you probably shouldn't be.

As for meeting up with you in a dark alley. No thank you. I'm smarter then that, sadly, you aren't.

Good luck with your puppy. Good luck to the puppy.

Peace out dude. :(

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Actually, I have his name, it's D Guerrero (only first initial to protect his privacy). The email gave it to me. Unfortunately, it also gave him mine, and if he cares do to a Google search of my real name, he may just find some way to locate me.
I'm smart enough not to say something to further provoke someone being idiotic and irresponsible, what would he do to me if I drove him crazy with logic? :confused:

Lol :p:rolleyes:

what would he do to me if I drove him crazy with logic?
Nothing, because he wouldn't understand it. ;)

i used to have a punishment called 'life of misery' for my children,it was only used for serious offences...
part of the life of misery was,apart from the no phone,tv,early bedtime,was the offender had to stay with me..all day if it was a saturday,that meant listening to me garbal on and on..and on..
i would also make the offenders favourite dinner or take a way and serve it to everyone else and they would get a well balanced meal!
it was hell for both me and the poor child!
i would just like to add 'life of misery' started when my daughters hit their teens!

Ya well I think hanging with his mommy all day is his misery. We are sitting on his bedroom floor deciding what's garbage and what can be kept. He hates getting rid of things. Poor kid.

I have to say, punishing your child is often more of a punishment for you.

Who wants to listen to a whiny kid complain that their tv and phone have been taken away for a day?

It's my Saturday, I plan to enjoy it.

So, the punishment in our house keeps the kids busy, out of my hair and works like a charm.

We have three dogs, they all poo at least 2 times a day, if not more. Whenever one of the kids crosses the line, they get to go in the backyard and pick up dog poo.

Depending on how long it's been since the last punishment, this can take anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week.

Point one for Mommy. :)


Alty you're a genius. I may go get me a pack of dogs. In the end its worth it.

Nothing, because he wouldn't understand it. ;)

Hehe, you and that shakey butt, makes me laugh!

But, you are probably right.

Hmm... maybe I should give him the address of an insane asylum, and see what he does! He may just go there, and stay! :p

Drive him crazy with logic.

HH that makes all the sense in the world. I may have to use it someday.

Hehe, you and that shakey butt, makes me laugh!

But, you are probably right.

Hmm... maybe I should give him the address of an insane asylum, and see what he does! He may just go there, and stay! :p

Give him the address to the Humane Society, maybe they'll get through. :cool:

Drive him crazy with logic.

HH that makes all the sense in the world. I may have to use it someday.

It's a lot like killing someone with kindness. ;)

Or those dogs who are so ugly it's cute! :D

He should get one of those dogs for his daughter! :rolleyes:

Or those dogs who are so ugly it's cute! :D

He should get one of those dogs for his daughter! :rolleyes:

That man shouldn't have dogs or children. That's my opinion. ;)

I have to say, punishing your child is often more of a punishment for you.

Who wants to listen to a whiny kid complain that their tv and phone have been taken away for a day?

It's my Saturday, I plan to enjoy it.

So, the punishment in our house keeps the kids busy, out of my hair and works like a charm.

We have three dogs, they all poo at least 2 times a day, if not more. Whenever one of the kids crosses the line, they get to go in the backyard and pick up dog poo.

Depending on how long it's been since the last punishment, this can take anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week.

Point one for Mommy. :)

I'm with you Starby,why punish myself ?

Grounding was an absolute nightmare for me,I came up with all kinds of creative ways to get my message across but I rarely resorted to grounding.

When I did ground it was with the implicit directive"If you pi$$ and moan about it ,we can add on another day".

That was pretty effective.

I used to get a lot of heavy sighs and pouty looks but one look from me and it was "I'm not sayin nothin".

Its funny to remember when I had such a hold over them.

The good old days. :D

I'm with you Starby,why punish myself ?

Grounding was an absolute nightmare for me,I came up with all kinds of creative ways to get my message across but I rarely resorted to grounding.

When I did ground it was with the implicit directive"If you pi$$ and moan about it ,we can add on another day".

That was pretty effective.

I used to get alot of heavy sighs and pouty looks but one look from me and it was "I'm not sayin nothin".

Its funny to remember when I had such a hold over them.

The good old days. :D

Artsy, you just called me Starby.

I guess she's on your mind a lot. Me too. :)

Got to tell you, I love this site...
:)

(as if you didn't already know)

Artsy, you just called me Starby.

I guess she's on your mind a lot. Me too. :)

I'm sorry ,I must have freaked you out.Yeah ,she is on my mind.
I'm sorry Alty,gees what a faux pas :(

I'm sorry ,I must have freaked you out.Yeah ,she is on my mind.
I'm sorry Alty,gees what a faux paux :(

Didn't freak me out, made me smile. :)

She'd laugh at it, and so did I.

You don't know how many times people got us mixed up on the board. We had a similar writing style, both frequented the dogs forum, people got us confused all the time. :)

If it wasn't for Starty's faux pas I wouldn't have my ducky book. :)

Gotta tell ya, I love this site...
:)

(as if you didn't already know)

What brought that on?

Group hug?

Didn't freak me out, made me smile. :)

She'd laugh at it, and so did I.

You don't know how many times people got us mixed up on the board. We had a similar writing style, both frequented the dogs forum, people got us confused all the time. :)

If it wasn't for Starty's faux pas I wouldn't have my ducky book. :)

Your very sweet and that is why I always got you confused ,for real!
Yes,group hug time! ;)

If it wasn't for Starty's faux pas I wouldn't have my ducky book. :)

Shouldn't that be "faux paws"? ;)

Sure, group hug! :D

What brought that on?

It's really just a collaboration of everything, really! :)

Shouldn't that be "faux paws"? ;)

Sure, group hug! :D

I misspelled it anyway so I definitely like your take better,much cuter. ;)

I misspelled it anyway so I definitely like your take better,much cuter. ;)

I looked it up, otherwise I would have misspelled it too.

Damn, I didn't have to admit that. :o

I looked it up, otherwise I would have misspelled it too.

Damn, I didn't have to admit that. :o

You don't think I really know how to spell half of these big a$$ words I use ,do you ,not by a long shot.
Honesty and humility are wonderful traits,that's what Mama always said. :)

Aww Art, did you have to look up how to spell "Honesty" and "humility"?

Naah, you know I love you, and I've done it plenty of times! :D

You don't think I really know how to spell half of these big a$$ words I use ,do you ,not by a long shot.
Honesty and humility are wonderful traits,thats what Mama always said. :)

My mom said the same thing. Darn her, always spoiling my fun. ;)

Aww Art, did you have to look up how to spell "Honesty" and "humility"?

Naah, you know I love you, and I've done it plenty of times! :D

Naw,them was rite in my head,I learned um when I was a youngun :eek:
I'm in goof mode today for some reason.
Must be the new meds :rolleyes:

Art, it's spelled "youngin'", not un. :p

:rolleyes:

Hehe, ooh, what new meds!

Shaz, nohelp its alive! Its back! I am so excited.

shaz, nohelp its alive! Its back! I am so excited.

Thank goody-goodness!

Well at least we know our back up plan. Maybe we should pass the word. Worked out well for us.

It did didn't it?
Kept my sanity intact for a while.
Just wish the darn chat feature worked for me so I didn't have to make wall posts all the time!

Why doesn't it work? I had mine up and I saw you on. Are you still in there I will send a message and tell me if you got it.

I can see what people are saying to me, but it doesn't let me type a reply :(

I usually have the chat on "offline" so people don't think I am ignoring them.

I got to talk to one person for 2 messages today before it stuffed up :rolleyes:

Ewwwwwwww... Facebook... http://www.overthegardengate.net/forums/chat/images/puke.gif

Ewwwwwwww... Facebook... http://www.overthegardengate.net/forums/chat/images/puke.gif

That's what I used to think, I flat out refused to join, now I love it.

Sunny and I were saved from the no-amhd monster because of it

Hi kids!

I didn't read back, my bad. Someone give me the short version of events?

On a brighter note;

THE KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! :D :D :D :cool:

Darn I'll miss them. ;)

That's what I used to think, I flat out refused to join, now I love it.

Sunny and I were saved from the no-amhd monster because of it

I agree shaz. Refused! I think I even read a thread on here about it and Myspace and I commented how silly I thought it was. Now I love it to. Have been in touch with friends I haven't seen since graduation in 1991.

Ok just popping in my boy wants to play some games on here. Later.

Hi Alty I think I saw you.

My kids (well, not my kids) went back last Monday. :D

Alty, the site was down for a few hours last night, some people freaked (like me) and some of them went to Facebook. (Eww, I tried it once and it sucked.)

My kids (well, not my kids) went back last Monday. :D

Alty, the site was down for a few hours last night, some people freaked (like me) and some of them went to facebook. (Eww, I tried it once and it sucked.)

Ah! I'm glad I missed the freak session. I must have been all snug in my bed, dreaming happy dreams, snuggling with my dog. Yes, my dog. The little bugger is sleeping on the bed.

Don't say it Shazzy, I know, I know, bad Alty, but he's such a good boy when he's on the bed and he snuggles with me, hubby won't, he's not a snuggler.

Sigh.

Hehehehe... my girlfriend loves to snuggle! :p
(Fully clothed, don't worry!)

I'm thinking about making a joke forum called AMHDInsanity or something, so it's just a random place for all of you AMHDers to go when the site is down... :p:D

Hehehehe... my girlfriend loves to snuggle!
(Fully clothed, don't worry!)

Hubby only likes to snuggle when we aren't fully clothed. TMI? ;)

Aww... I'm sorry. (Not really TMI, lol)

You need to teach him how then! }: )

Aww... I'm sorry. (Not really TMI, lol)

You need to teach him how then! }: )

It's not that he doesn't love to cuddle, he just gets too hot, he doesn't like being restricted, he likes to move around, flail his arms and legs, toss and turn. That's not possible when snuggling.

Now my dog loves to snuggle right in. He's my little snuggle buddy.

Alt, do I need to let you borrow my handcuffs so you can finally get some snuggling in with your man? ;)

Aww... I'm jealous of your doggy!

Ah! I'm glad I missed the freak session. I must have been all snug in my bed, dreaming happy dreams, snuggling with my dog. Yes, my dog. The little bugger is sleeping on the bed.

Don't say it Shazzy, I know, I know, bad Alty, but he's such a good boy when he's on the bed and he snuggles with me, hubby won't, he's not a snuggler.

Sigh.

Haha, both mine sleep on the bed with us even though they are supposed to be in their crates :rolleyes:

Well, they go in their crates when they "get in the way" ;)

Haha, both mine sleep on the bed with us even though they are supposed to be in their crates :rolleyes:

Well, they go in their crates when they "get in the way" ;)

TMI! TMI! :eek:

Shazzy, I lock mine out of the room when they "get in the way". Jasper would attack hubby, Chewy would think we're wrestling and want to join in and Indy just stares at us.

Of course locking them out of the room means we have to listen to their whining. :(

Having sex when you have dogs and children is not an easy task. ;)

TMI! TMI! :eek:

Shazzy, I lock mine out of the room when they "get in the way". Jasper would attack hubby, Chewy would think we're wrestling and want to join in and Indy just stares at us.

Of course locking them out of the room means we have to listen to their whining. :(

Having sex when you have dogs and children is not an easy task. ;)

That's why you buy the children headphones and the dogs bones ;)

:rolleyes:
That's why I'm glad my mom is single! :p

That's why you buy the children headphones and the dogs bones ;)

Then I'd get to hear them chewing on their bones outside the door.

Seriously, they sit by the door and wait for us to "finish". It's distracting.

I need the headphones, to block out the howling, barking and door scratching.

Actually, Indy is good about it, of course he's lived with it for 14 years. I just say "Indy, out" and he gives me that "Not again!" look, hangs his head and leaves.

Jasper looks at me like I'm crazy and Chewy just plants his butt down and refuses to leave, probably because he thinks we're playing and not letting him join in.

Dogs! :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
That's why I'm glad my mom is single! :p

I have a cousin, he's 42, really nice, makes a decent living, owns his own home, etc. etc. We should set that up. ;)

Nooooooo!

Well, I won't be here for long, and my mom takes it slow, so maybe... :)