Awww I missed String-aling :(

Can she do house-calls Blacky? :p

No, I'm here but am going... does that make sense? Hi Shaz.

Night all again, busy day tomorrow. :)

So she needs to be licensed to do this?

Does she also need a business license?

Is she planning to do any marketing of her business?

I need to get to bed, but this is interesting Black. I'll get back tomorrow...K?

Night all.

No worries Stringer... sleep well... :)

And yeah, she does have a license and insurance

She does need a business license and she would need to do some marketing and advertising too. Thanks.

Hello everyone who is still online!
(Noone? Lol)

In case you are wondering, I am now the proud owner of a PS2!

For just $70, I moved up from Wii/XBox, to Wii/XBox/PS2/ComputerGames (still have the laptop (on it now) and the general desktop)

Now, all I need is:
An extension cord!

But... yeah! Yay for nerds and their digital video games! :p:):D

Woohoo!

Congrads HH...

I'm looking to get one on eBay soon... :)

Hehehehe, Black, eBay is for suckers, it's all about CraigsList! :cool:

But, have you checked Craigslist in your area?
craigslist: sydney classifieds for jobs, apartments, personals, for sale, services, community, and events (http://sydney.craigslist.com.au/)

It has it's own link from the international board, so I'd think it's used pretty often.
You may not be able to find it, too much stuff can't be found locally, but at least on Craigslist, you don't have to pay shipping to return something if it doesn't work! :)

Hehehehe, Black, eBay is for suckers, it's all about CraigsList! :cool:

But, have you checked Craigslist in your area?
craigslist: sydney classifieds for jobs, apartments, personals, for sale, services, community, and events (http://sydney.craigslist.com.au/)

It has it's own link from the international board, so I'd think it's used pretty often.
You may not be able to find it, too much stuff can't be found locally, but at least on Craigslist, you don't have to pay shipping to return something if it doesn't work! :)

Lol! I'm not too bad on eBay... its pretty good for me... no returns yet... *fingers crossed*

Cool... I'll check out craigslist sometime... saved it as a fav now... but I'm also looking at gumtree... not a bad site too... All good :)

You silly kids and your toys. :rolleyes:

You silly kids and your toys. :rolleyes:

Their toys don't run on batteries alty ;)

Their toys don't run on batteries alty ;)

But my toys are more fun. :D

You silly kids and your toys. :rolleyes:

You know you love your toys...

You know you love your toys...

More then most of the men I've dated. ;)

More then most of the men I've dated. ;)

Ouch... poor exs...

Ouch... poor exs...

Trust me, the majority of them don't deserve your pity, or that of the courts. ;)

I dated a lot of not so nice guys.

I have the scars to prove it, both inside and out.

But that's a tale for another thread.

Hello everyone. How is it going in the great world of AMHD?

I am so so tired. I stayed up watching this movie called "Hatchet"

Bad movie, bad movie.

I can't believe I stayed up until after 1 in the morning watching it. Then it had the worst ending ever. Argh!!

Adam, well what a surprise to see you here. Goor morning hon.

Hey adam,I discovered the 'saw' movies.
Not really one for gore,but loved them.

SUNNY!

Hello,hugs,jumping up and down!

SUNNY!

hello,hugs,jumping up and down!!

RED!! (running with arms wide open)
Missed you woman!
Don't ever abandon me again. But the boys took good care of me. ;)

Ah sunny, its good to be home!
What's the crack?

What's being going on?

Can you give me a quick rundown?

Hmm, well the worse news is we lost Starby. Don't know if you were following that one or not. I didn't know her, she may have helped me when I first came on but it was right after she became ill.



But as far as the castle, not much been going on. Lets rough it up a bit.

I logged on for a few minutes last week and heard about starby..
When I first became a member I made a faux pas and was getting a little ribbing,starby stuck up for me and even gave me a greenie,evne though I just a newbie who had not read the rules!

All well here,kids good,brendan good,and all the animals survived while I was in hospital..

I'm going to a wedding soon and a christening the day after..
What the hell am I going to wear!
I've lost so much weight.. boobs gone,bum gone.I look like a skinny 12 year old boy!

Feed me sunny feed me!

Wheres the bar?
A round of drinks is in order,and I was thinking a little fishing trip to the pond,set up a bar-b-q and see who happens by.

OK sunshine lets fatten you up. Run, but wait where to first? OH he bar of course. We will stock up and head to the pond. Do we get in trouble for BBQing the fish in the pond? Ah whatever! Girl you need your boobs back for the wedding lets eat up. Surely the Sheriffs wants you to have boobs.

Fish hmmm.. yep,do you think we could set up a fish and fries take a away van in the castle grounds?

We could employ unky as the potato peeler and stringer can be the clean up boy.. har di har..

fish hmmm..yep,do you think we could set up a fish and fries take a away van in the castle grounds?

we could employ unky as the potato peeler and stringer can be the clean up boy..har di har..

Stringer... lol... clean up boy HA HA HA

That's the best idea ever! Wait lets find picnic tables and canopies. We can hire HH to hook us up with some music, loud music. I am sure these castle walls have never been rocked as hard as we can. Oh and adam, we must find a job for adam. Well clearly I am not cleaning the fish we catch, so adam is doing that.

Looks like a party!!

WAIT! Stringer... lol... clean up boy... still making me laugh

Hey. So I get the duty of cleaning the fish huh?

Thanks for looking out for me.

Ya know I used to be deputy right?

Of course he would have to have a lttle peak cap and wear shorts...

Adam the gut fish man.. has a certain ring to it...

What will we call this little enterprise?

How about 'fanthom fish and fries'
'sunny and reds mobile diner'

Beer ,food,and a few laughs..

Speacking of food,going to throw some dinner on,back in a bit..
Sunny, see if you can hunt out a van for us...
We'll probably need planning permission!

Afraid to get your hands dirty dep? If the Sheriff is clean up boy you can handle cleaning the fish. Of course when he finds out his new duties it might be our blood your cleaning up. Stick with us adam, drink this beer, it's a good time!

Ok now, Fanthom Fish and Fries, like it.

This castle lawn is so big to for our new adventure. Cheers again red!

A van huh? Hmmm... adam, your so handsome.

Well just saying, you know how red and I need a van you cute little thing. Have I said you're the best looking guy around this joint? Ok now so we need a van. Hint Hint.

Afraid to get your hands dirty dep? If the Sheriff is clean up boy you can handle cleaning the fish. Of course when he finds out his new duties it might be our blood your cleaning up. Stick with us adam, drink this beer, its a good time!

Ok now, Fanthom Fish and Fries, like it.

This castle lawn is so big to for our new adventure. Cheers again red!

Nah, a nice big piece of battered flake.
I would like to see Adam prepare that fish :p

Shaz!
Your not going to have job. You have been a good girl. You sit right here with red and I and drink. Lots. We have to find a van so we can put our heads together and find one.

Oooh I like the sound of that!

I will have an icy cold lager please, not too much head.

not too much head.

Sshhh... dont let the men hear that.


Slapping knee and laughing! Sorry had to say it.

OK where were we? Right, lager, not much head, coming right up... laughing again.

Hahaha I didn't think of that when I wrote it :o

I'm just not a fan of head... the gushing of liquids gets to me ;)

Oh Shazzy, you say things that just make a man go crazy.

Well, I had a van but I kind of decided to drive it through the woods on the way back so needless to say, It doesn't work anymore... Shouldn't have had all those beers.

Hahaha I didn't think of that when I wrote it :o

I'm just not a fan of head.... the gushing of liquids gets to me ;)

Spitting... my drink out laughing
Although I hear spitting is rude

Whatever

adam, well what a surprise to see you here. Goor morning hon.

Goor morning to you too sweety! :D:)

Howdy Stringer!

Have you heard you job for this fish fry?

I got your back if needed...

Stringer! Hello handsome.


Shhhh shaz and adam... clean that talk up! Or you might get Salvador put to you. Ha ha ha

I better just sign out I can't stop!

OK sunshine lets fatten you up. Run, but wait where to first? OH he bar of course. We will stock up and head to the pond. Do we get in trouble for BBQing the fish in the pond? Ah whatever! Girl you need your boobs back for the wedding lets eat up. Surely the Sheriffs wants you to have boobs.

There's a big fine and penalty if you can't find 'um...

fish hmmm..yep,do you think we could set up a fish and fries take a away van in the castle grounds?

we could employ unky as the potato peeler and stringer can be the clean up boy..har di har..

:eek::eek::eek::(

stringer...lol...clean up boy HA HA HA

Thats the best idea ever! Wait lets find picnic tables and canopies. We can hire HH to hook us up with some music, loud music. I am sure these castle walls have never been rocked as hard as we can. Oh and adam, we must find a job for adam. Well clearly I am not cleaning the fish we catch, so adam is doing that.

Looks like a party!!!

WAIT! stringer...lol...clean up boy...still making me laugh

More... :eek::eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:

speacking of food,going to throw some dinner on,back in a bit..
sunny, see if you can hunt out a van for us...
we'll probably need planning permission!

YOu betcha... you need permission.

Got my toes in the water, A$$ in the sand, not a worry in the world, A cold beer in my hand, Life is good today... life is good today

Great, just like red to start some trouble and run off and leave me. Now I am in deep doo doo and your coming with me shaz.

By the way Stringer, adam wrecked your van in the woods. Its right here in black and white someplace.

Great, just like red to start some trouble and run off and leave me. Now I am in deep doo doo and your coming with me shaz.

By the way Stringer, adam wrecked your van in the woods. Its right here in black and white someplace.

NO!!

I didn't do it. Sunny decided to come steal the van and then she wrecked it.

Stringer! Hello handsome.


shhhh shaz and adam...clean that talk up! Or you might get Salvador put to you. ha ha ha

I better just sign out I can't stop!

I know of no Salvador... BUT I know of a Suzy...

Great, just like red to start some trouble and run off and leave me. Now I am in deep doo doo and your coming with me shaz.

By the way Stringer, adam wrecked your van in the woods. Its right here in black and white someplace.

How did I get dragged into this...

Can I at least bring my beer with me?

Wait I'm confused... we had a van but it got smashed up? :eek:

K... looks like someone has to restore order here!

Adam call in for reinforcements, this could get messy...

Pick out the ringleaders... yeah, like that would be a problem, right Sunny and Red?

Like two explosive elements:D.

Yes indeed sir.

I'm after them now. They can't get to far on foot.

oh shazzy, you say things that just make a man go crazy.

Well, i had a van but i kind of decided to drive it through the woods on the way back so needless to say, it doesn't work anymore...shouldn't have had all those beers.

See sheriff its right here

Upon our running I came across a new van for us!

Be careful with this one Adam!!

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg

OK first shaz if your drinking with the big dogs get off the porch. Red and I have learned to run FAST. You took the beer and now your in, yes the beer with the big head remember? Or you spit the big head out, I can't remember. So anyway now your in.


Sooo... now how does adam get to hunt us down while he is guilty of stealing the van drunk and smashing it. How rude of the Sheriff to play favorites. Maybe he should have Salvador put to him.

Yes I said Salvador.

Upon our running I came across a new van for us!

Be careful with this one Adam!!!!

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg

SWEET!!
I love it!

SWEET!!!
I love it!

But should we let Adam drive it... hmmmmm :p

see sheriff its right here

"Justice is blind."

I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

OK first shaz if your drinking with the big dogs get off the porch. red and I have learned to run FAST. You took the beer and now your in, yes the beer with the big head remember? Or you spit the big head out, I can't remember. So anyways now your in.


Sooo.....now how does adam get to hunt us down while he is guilty of stealing the van drunk and smashing it. How rude of the Sheriff to play favorites. Maybe he should have Salvador put to him.

Yes I said Salvador.

Adam... chains and handcuffs... bring chains and handcuffs!

I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

I like your train of thought!

I like your train of thought!

Oh yea, that's what I'm talking about.

I can handle that one no problem. This one better have a bar built into it so if I get bored I can kick in the cruise control and fix myself a drink.

Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast... she honestly believed it would steer itself... :eek::rolleyes:

I have chains, rope, handcuffs, Whips, jumper cables, paddles... Wait, what was we doing again?

Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast...she honestly believed it would steer itself....:eek::rolleyes:

Yes, exactly the reference I was making. Thank You

I have chains, rope, handcuffs, Whips, jumper cables, paddles.... Wait, what was we doing again?

Adam where are you... oh no, you're not putting the jumper leads on my...

OWWWWWWW

Yeah :cool:

Ha Haaaaaa, like the woman who set the cruise, went back in the motorized camper to make breakfast...she honestly believed it would steer itself....:eek::rolleyes:

Hahahahahaha seriously?? :eek:

Hahahahahaha seriously??????? :eek:

Ha Haaaa, yep, I am the Sheriff (and a salesman) would I EVER lie to you? :)

Sheriff, you see where your dep put the jumper cables on shaz? I am sure he is drinking again! He must be fired!

Come to us adam we will take you in. We like chains, handcuffs and rope and whatever else you use with the Sheriff.

Sorry Shazzy. I had an urge.

But it happens right?

Sheriff, you see where your dep put the jumper cables on shaz? I am sure he is drinking again! He must be fired!

Come to us adam we will take you in. We like chains, handcuffs and rope and whatever else you use with the Sheriff.

Now... would you deny a person a little personal pleasure? I am referring to Adam... :D

Sorry Shazzy. I had an urge.

but it happens right?

Deputy, the law understands some personal urges... we kind of look away... you know...

Heheh. Meow

Now...would you deny a person a little personal pleasure? I am referring to Adam....:D

What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

ALTY!!

heheh. meow

Good, you are bilingual... we can use that!

What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

ALTY!!!!!!!!

No-one can save my nipp... err... that body part adam shocked :p

What is this world coming to! Only one person can help us out with this, where is she?

ALTY!!!!!!!!

Well, it seems that no crime was committed here. The 'victim' seems to have no debilitating pain... actually she seemed to be in a state of pleasure... case closed.

Good, you are bilingual...we can use that!

Oh yes. Have many skills. Very long time.

Well, it seems that no crime was committed here. The 'victim' seems to have no debilitating pain....actually she seemed to be in a state of pleasure....case closed.

Oh yes, I think he just went there.

No-one can save my nipp... err.... that body part adam shocked :p

For some reason I am experiencing a rise in my blood pressure?? :confused:

Get adam out of our van! He is a trader! He fooled us. Lets go shaz, you better drive. I drank a lot. You had more head. Your safe.

For some reason I am experiencing a rise in my blood pressure?????:confused:

Oooh let me take a look at that for you, it could be deadly if we don't relieve the pressure! :eek:

Shaz I am so let down in you
First its drinking head again and now your liking your nippers clamped?

Sunny and red up a tree plotting and planning and dying for a wee!

Looks like we have been foiled again sunny... never fear...
I have a plan.

We'll need some stuff..
1. a blanket.
2. strong rope.
3. a wheel barrow.
4. a brain.

sunny and red up a tree plotting and planning and dying for a wee!

looks like we have been foiled again sunny...never fear...
i have a plan.

we'll need some stuff..
1. a blanket.
2. strong rope.
3. a wheel barrow.
4. a brain.

Like that can't be used sexually too... I'm going to confiscate it.

Shaz has crossed over to the dark side!

It's a christmas gift from the gods!

Oh and I am not a trader. I am your local neighborhood friend who you can have faith in.

Like that can't be used sexually too... I'm going to confiscate it.

Yep, everything but the brain :D

Get adam out of our van! He is a trader! He fooled us. Lets go shaz, you better drive. I drank alot. You had more head. Your safe.

Not going anywhere without this here distributor!

Dang it girl you run off and look what happens.
Shaz and adam are clamping nippers and the sheriff is watching.
I don't know but lets do this. I guess I have the brain you have every thing else? Ha ha

Yea, you can keep the brain, I think Shazz wants to test the rest.

dang it girl you run off and look what happens.
shaz and adam are clamping nippers and the sheriff is watching.
I dont know but lets do this. I guess I have the brain you have every thing else? ha ha

Hahaha my partner just read this conversation and shook his head and walked off... he think we are insane..

Better give me that brain :p

OK adam, your swaying I can see it. Come with us and take a good wild ride. Besides we have the van full of beer and fish fry!

I fear for a little business sunny...

Its just as well we have our secret weapon... dum dum dummm...

Its time to put plan E into action...

OK sunny,when I say go... go!

Ready and waiting...

Wait... can I come too??

:: starts to run off but forgets the clamps are still attached ::

OWEEE

Mmmm... Beeeer...

Wait... can I come too???

:: starts to run off but forgets the clamps are still attached ::

OWEEE

That'll teach you to fool around with the dep.

Now here put these band aides on and lets go.

Sheriff, I can't hold them much longer. They are getting smarter and they keep gaining more on their side.

I need backup asap

ready and waiting....


Sh*it... that means I have to come up with plan E...

Shaz.. give adam the brave a boot in the goolies and lets go!

Sunny, pour all the frying oil out on the lawn of the castle.. lets see them run after us now,

And ill,them, what will I do?

Need need that brain someone!

Im a gonner. What kind of deputy doesn't get a gun?

Oh well. I will sick the gators after them.

:Get 'em boys!:

Gators smators...

Gators can't run on an oil slick!

What else you got gut fish boy?

Well, castles do have dragons and this one does now and they obey the people who feed them and he is really going to enjoy his lunch today... Yummy!

Well, castles do have dragons and this one does now and they obey the people who feed them and he is really going to enjoy his lunch today... Yummy!


I'm not afraid of a pesky dragon...

Think ill fry up some fish just in case...

(wheres the posse?)

Dragons? Really? I want to see that in writing.

Good one adam, just like a man, can't handle his women

A dragon! Give me a break.
I will step on his toe.

Ok, I will just get out the rope and play cowboy.

You like my horse ladies?

Ok red I am running out for an hour and I will be back. Keep the dep away from shazzes nips or we will lose her again.

I WILL BE BACK!
That's a warning to all who dare to mess with us and our little franchise we have going here.

Ok, I will just get out the rope and play cowboy.

you like my horse ladies?

Seriously? Its like a wild mare I love it. Can I take a ride?


Wait I am going to the gym now... OK bye.

You can surely have time for a ride Sunny. Cowboy will play nice.

You can ride to Shazzy. I have a rope!

Well, may the castle be in peace while I slip away to eat some mexican food.

Aww I missed out on the horsie ride!

I got to head off soon too, my bed awaits!

Kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...

Aahhh,its good to be back!

What the heck did you kids do to my castle?

There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her... um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!

Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?

It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.

It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.

Joe, you're a deputy, you must make these kids obey.

Here, you can use my handcuffs. :)

What the heck did you kids do to my castle?

There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her.....um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!

Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?!

Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:

Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:

Yes, it does! ;)

I can't leave the castle for one minute without you kids getting into mischief.

Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)

Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)

WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :p

WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :p

I have eyes and ears everywhere young Shazzy. Do not attempt to trick the "mom".

Don't you know that women get eyes in the back of their heads and super hearing as soon as they give birth?

Also, I can tell when you're lying because mom's can see a little "L" show up on your forehead when you do.

I actually told my son that once, the next time he tried lying to me he put his hand on his forehead so I couldn't see the "L". Silly kids. ;)

Hey Shazzy, Alty, Joe and Red! :) Quite a few tonight!

Oh no, don't give me the potatoes to peel Red, I'll end up mashing them, cooking them on my own and have all disappeared in less that a second.

As for the dragon, beware, I've trained it, just as I trained the gators. ;)

Unky, the gators are sick, I think the naughty kids fed them bad fish.

Dragon?

When did we get a dragon?

Why didn't I see the documents requesting a dragon? I didn't sign off on a dragon.

Where is this dragon?

Haha Alty, I'm going to try the "L" thing on my brother!

Nah, I'd be too scared to have a party without permission, I never even snuck out of the house as a kid :rolleyes:

Hey Unky Dunky! How are you today?

I'm about to head off to bed! (which I have been saying for the past hour!)

I have to run too.

It's Sydney's birthday today. My little girl is 7 years old. I swear she was just born yesterday, where did the time go?

Anyway, lots of plans today.

I'll be back later. :)

Unky, you hold down the castle, you're in charge until I get back. Don't take any crap from these people, you're the boss for now, don't let them push you around.

Here, use the dragon, if they get mean, sic the dragon on them.

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Aww happy birthday to Sydney!

And that is one tiny, dragon, what's it going to do... nibble me!

kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...

aahhh,its good to be back!

That's why I love you baby!!

I just met my daughters new boyfriend... I don't like him!
He's too good looking,and polite!
A heartbreaker for sure.

I'm meeting brendans parents soon,ill need lessons on 'how too be nice and normal'!

Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.

How long have you been with Brendan?

Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.

How long have you been with Brendan?
We have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than officially we got together.

Over 4 months now.. its good sunny.really good.
To say I'm in love with him would be an understatement.

we have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than offically we got together.

over 4 months now ..its good sunny.really good.
to say im in love with him would be an understatement.

Your so lucky. I never really could say that with my husband and then we married. We were together for five years and then married just because. Do his parents live far away? Or is there a reason why you haven't met them yet?

They live a good bit away,they have seen me when they came to visit but we were not together then...
The problem is here I am 37 divorced,3 kids,and a trail of broken relationships and bad choices behind me..
I'm scared they will think I'm not good enough for their first born and then ill have to kill them!
I'm chicken .

Don't be crazy! How old is he? I mean I am sure he must have a scary past to since he hasn't or isn't married. Bad things happen to good people sometimes. If they don't go for that I will bury them when your done.

That's just it! Brendans past romantic relationships died natural deaths,where mine involved courts,barring orders,and holy hell!
He's 36,I'm 37...

I'm embarressed by my past.

Brendans take on it is.. its none of their business,they don't have to know,he loves me and as far as he's concerned that's that.

I am sure you will be fine and they will like you. He loves you and that's all that matters. I bet he has spoken so highly of you that they feel they already do know you and like you. Don't get yourself all nervous. Besides, what if they love you and you hate them! Ha ha Have you ever thought of that?

Ah sure.. it will be grand.. im just nervous..
How about you sunny?
Wheres the love with you?
How's your little boy?

The love with me? I don't know. I was even going to start a thread for my craziness in my head. I have the best husband, never would cheat, hit or abuse of any kind, he provides, he takes care of us... all the good stuff. But I never feel in love or happy. Constantly I feel like I want out, like I haven't found the one yet and he isn't it. I don't know if its because I settled so young and never gave love a chance. I always look around and think every girl out there is so lucky to have found there love and I didn't. But did I? Then I think I am crazy he is such a good man.

My boy is doing so well. He starts first grade next week. Then turns six on Sept, 22. That weekend after I have a huge party for him. Every year I throw up tents, big ones, and provide everything from pizza, wings, chips, soda and beer and of course cake. Its pricey, but its once a year. Its an all day thing for the kids then goes in to bonfires at night for whatever adults want to stay. One year we have over 50 show up. Its fun for me to do and of course he loves it he gets so many presents. Its crazy really I get out of control planning it.

Yes yes sunny,you're a head case all right!
Can I come to the party?

Why don't you start the thread?
I married my ex because he ticked all the right boxes,but I was not in love with him.. I regret that,he deserved better then that.

Good guys are hard to find sunny.

Any news on chez?

All right. I flew down to mexico to get me some mexican food and now I am back.

Where was I in this whole mess?

Alright. I flew down to mexico to get me some mexican food and now I am back.

Where was I in this whole mess?


Hey adam,me and sunny just catching up.

Want to play walking on the dark/wild side of the castle,or are you still on stringers pay role?

Right now I can do anything. Stringer said he turns his head to pleasure so If this is pleasurable then count me in.

yes yes sunny,your a head case alright!
can i come to the party?

why dont you start the thread?
i married my ex because he ticked all the right boxes,but i was not in love with him..i regret that,he deserved better then that.

good guys are hard to find sunny.

any news on chez?

I invite everyone I know in driving distance to come. Your more then welcome, fly on over!

Okay! Now we're talking..
Just lie down here,that's it,close your eyes adam... and just wait a sec..
Wait.. relax...

You are now tied up,gagged and blindfolded in a wheelbarrow,about to be fed to the gators you set on me earlier...
How do you like them apples baby!
What.. whats that.. can't talk!

Gators are coming adam.. you better think quick!

Hey sunny... wanna feed adam to the gators?
He's all ready to go.

Ok, I just have to ask something that bugs the hell out of me.

Why do people always come here and ask if they are pregnant?

How in the hell would we know unless we were there when they take the test or go to the doctor.

It is like a true or false quiz.

You pretty much have a 50% chance of being or not being pregnant. So just tell me, how would we know if they were or not?

ARGH!!

Ok, I jsut have to ask something that bugs the hell out of me.

Why do people always come here and ask if they are pregnant?

How in the hell would we know unless we were there when they take the test or go to the doctor.

It is like a true or false quiz.

You pretty much have a 50% chance of being or not being pregnant. So just tell me, how would we know if they were or not?

ARGH!!!

What a strange question considering your about to become gatorade?
But to answer your question.. you wee on the computer and the result shows up...

what a strange question considering your about to become gatorade?
but to answer your question..you wee on the computer and the result shows up...

Wow, become gatorade. That is classic. Lol

I always wondered how we would know but now I guess I know.

Well, that gag fell out of my mouth thank god so I can talk, but I am still in a bind.

Thank god that grass is still slippery so that buys me a little more time. Where is stringer when I need him. Anyone? I thought Unky trained these gators? Where is my horse?

Oooh let me take a look at that for you, it could be deadly if we don't relieve the pressure! :eek:

Iiiiiiiiiiii... know. :)

Sir Stringer!! I need your help. I got tricked and now I am tied up in this dang ol wheel barrow with gators on their way!

All right well hear goes nothing. I can hear them dang ol gators coming now. Well, I guess this is goodbye.

Gatorade!! Good one!

Sunny, are you going to let this happen? I thought we were friends? You make me laugh because you are just so funny. Did I tell you that you are the most beautiful woman and every guy would just love to meet you. Me being the first in line.

Oh adam, flattery will get you every where with me... BUT your in cahoots with the sheriff so you can't be trusted at this point. I mean really your all wishy washy like a woman. First your all the good deputy, then you want to run wild with us.

Sheriff, I can't hold them much longer. They are getting smarter and they keep gaining more on their side.

I need backup asap

Joe!....M!......

Hey, I never wanted to run wild with you guys. I just wanted pleasure and I thought that was what I was going to get. I am a sucker for pleasure. Darn the luck.

We might get a little jiggy with it sometimes.
But you have to stay on the dark side long enough to find out.

Now your in a tough spot. Its Stringer, you and I. All alone. Who's it going to be adam, Stringer or me??

i just met my daughters new boyfriend...i dont like him!
hes too good looking,and polite!
a heartbreaker for sure.

im meeting brendans parents soon,ill need lessons on 'how too be nice and normal'!

That would be a 4 hour read... :D:D:D:D:eek::rolleyes:

Well, Stinger has done nothing but shower me with gifts and joy and power. You guys tied me up, gagged me, blindfolded me, and stuck me in a wheel barrow for the gators to eat me. That makes me stick to my badge. I will fight until the end and maybe die trying.

Enough of this nicey nicey sunny...
Throw him to the gators!

Or let him be our slave...
Denouce stringer as your boss and we will protect you adam...

Choose... life of misery.. or gators?

Just to make an announcement. A little more than a year from now, I will have a real badge.

Exactly! What red said!
Like you didn't enjoy being tied up like that. Come on already you want to run with the girls.

Just to make an announcement. A little more than a year from now, I will have a real badge.


So your going to be a sheriff or a deputy?

okay! now we're talking..
just lie down here,thats it,close your eyes adam...and just wait a sec..
wait..relax.....

you are now tied up,gagged and blindfolded in a wheelbarrow,about to be fed to the gators you set on me earlier....
how do you like them apples baby!
what..whats that..cant talk!

gators are coming adam..you better think quick!

See Adam... you wavered... now what?! :)

Adam, my handsome little deputy puh-leaze! Oooh men in uniform are so soooo handsome you hot little thing...
Now stop this bull and get in the van and lets go, your spilling my beer and that makes me so angry
Ever seen an angry woman? Or an angry sunny?

If its any help adam,I was once too the that position.. gators coming.. I cried,wet myself,pooed and puked!

Show your underbelly and live to play another day...

Or give the gators a belly ache?

Here quick poke 'em in the eye and run with us

Dam straight sunny.. we have a hostage...

Zippidy do da.

Lets go for a joy ride around the castle.

Ooh a hostage situation, now what do we want from the sheriff? Hmmm... what do we want red.

Ok, you can use me as a hostage but Stringer isn't coming after me. So, here I am all yours. Can I have a beer now?

ooh a hostage situation, now what do we want from the sheriff? hmmm... what do we want red.


There is only one holy grail...

The great and most reverved token of power...

THE WHIP.

All this breaking of the rules is not is not permissible. There will be fines and jail time. Anyone who defies the rules will also have an 'L' placed on their forehead...

Adam, let this be a lesson, women have many tools and one of them is their wily ways... you are young, you need experience so just watch and listen... K?

Drink up sunny...
Stop crying adam, do you serve cheese with that whine?

You can be our pet slave.

Ok, you can use me as a hostage but Stringer isn't coming after me. So, here I am all yours. Can I have a beer now?

The whip, that's what we want. We want adam to give it to us on all fours like a dog.

there is only one holy grail...

the great and most reverved token of power...

THE WHIP.

Do you even think for one second that I would put my lovely Suzy in jeopardy? :cool:

Then you can have a beer

All this breaking of the rules is not is not permissible. There will be fines and jail time. Anyone who defies the rules will also have an 'L' placed on their forehead.....

Adam, let this be a lesson, women have many tools and one of them is their wily ways....you are young, you need experience so just watch and listen....K?


Don't forget their killer wit,cool heads and outstanding beauty!

Want to do a deal for your minion?

The whip for your deputy?

All this breaking of the rules is not is not permissible. There will be fines and jail time. Anyone who defies the rules will also have an 'L' placed on their forehead.....



Stringer I just busted right out lauging. That was a good one.

I am going to go and feed myself to the gators now. Are you guys going to miss me when I become a cop?

then you can have a beer

A cheap reprise for a man's soul... :(

I am going to go and feed myself to the gators now. Are you guys going to miss me when I become a cop?

Will I miss you? Ha! I will see you more I am nuttin' but trouble.

Hey!!

What's goin' on??

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

True. I will probably see you more than now then huh?

I am going to go and feed myself to the gators now. Are you guys going to miss me when I become a cop?


Its OK adam,we have a spare penis in the glove compartment of the van.

Off to the gators you go..
Wheres your sheriff now?

Hey!!!!!

What's goin' on?????

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

Not at all, just working all my woman evil on adam.

Hey!!!!!

What's goin' on?????

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

Wait, did you write something?

True. I will probably see you more than now then huh?

Say What?

its ok adam,we have a spare penis in the glove compartment of the van.

wheres your sheriff now?

Playing with the spare penis

Hey!!!!!

What's goin' on?????

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)


I see you stringer...

Give us a loan of that ole whip will you?

playing with the spare penis


Oh sunny,your so funny.

playing with the spare penis

Very nasty, just nasty... see Adam... another of their evil ways...

But when they want something... it's all... :):):):):)

Where were we now
Oh yes, stringer my love, (whispers in ear) oh how handsome you are and how delicious you look, how 'about you hand over ole suzy q and we have a little fun

i see you stringer...

give us a loan of that ole whip will you?

Whip?? I know nuttin' about no stinkin' ship... what whip?

Red, I will distract him, when I say go you grab the whip and run

But for fun could you yell YEE HAW!

where were we now
oh yes, stringer my love, (whispers in ear) oh how handsome you are and how delicious you look, how 'about you hand over ole suzy q and we have a little fun

Hee hee... you know that it would take a LOT more than that sweety... :)

Well well well, I am a dummy. I went out and bought a gun to use on you guys but I forgot to buy bullets. Argh!!

Oh let me nibble along your neck dear (be ready red) mmm you smell so hot and manly, lets loosen your grip... on... that... whip... oohh your holding it so tightly

well well well, I am a dummy. I went out and bought a gun to use on you guys but I forgot to buy bullets. Argh!!!

Well you dumb arse

red, I will distract him, when I say go you grab the whip and run

but for fun could ya yell YEE HAW!

"YEE HAW" huh... let me write that one down now... let's see (flippin' threw my rules book)...

Aaaah HA... see, right here it says 'any reference to YEE HAW is considered not to be politically correct and punishable by 322 nights in the slammer!! '

Oh let me nibble along your neck dear (be ready red) mmm you smell so hot and manly, lets loosen your grip...on...that...whip...oohh your holding it so tightly

Cause it's mine... :eek: :rolleyes:

"YEE HAW" huh...let me write that one down now....let's see (flippin' threw my rules book)...

Aaaah HA...see, right here it says 'any reference to YEE HAW is considered not to be politically correct and punishable by 322 nights in the slammer!!!!!'

'taint no big deal there boss red and I have been there before. Its rather peaceful at times.

Geeze... you guys are slow to respond here... come on... have at me!

What did you and Sunny do there all alone with nothing else to do?

I was working on the whip adam. Run along now. You just worry about what's going to be done to you.

What did you and Sunny do there all alone with nothing else to do?

?? :confused: Please explain Adam?

Eh them hey red did I lose you again?

I was working on the whip adam. Run along now. You just worry about whats going to be done to you.

You see Adam... another example of who is going to throw you to the gators... you have to know where your loyalties lye .

eh em hey red did I lose you again?

'Kitchen' must have got hot? :rolleyes:

What do you want stringer?

A duel?

Sword play at dawn?

A cheese cake cook off?

Tell me stringer..

WHAT DO YOU WANT??

I'm here I'm here.. distracted by the news.

Did you know the kennedys were irish.
County wexford.

Anywoo.. where were we.

Well, it seems I never get a break...

Planned a small party for my son's birthday this coming Saturday... family and some close friends. Planned on having something good; steaks, corn on the cob, beer, mixed drinks, deserts, nice fire in the fire pit...

Well, now it has turned into a fiesta... so far more than 70 people have said that they will be here. It seems that my son invited his whole softball team, their kids and wives... (pets!)AND it is supposed to rain!! Can't use the patio!

I think the menu has changed to burgers!

Yes where are we now.
Adam is tied up and the Sheriff and I are working on the whip.

Well, it seems I never get a break...

Planned a small party for my son's birthday this coming Saturday...family and some close friends. Planned on having something good; steaks, corn on the cob, beer, mixed drinks, deserts, nice fire in the fire pit....

Well, now it has turned into a fiesta...so far more than 70 people have said that they will be here. It seems that my son invited his whole softball team, their kids and wives...(pets!)AND it is suppossed to rain!!!! Can't use the patio!

I think the menu has changed to burgers!

Oh I feel your pain. I have had that happen to me. I usually invite one in law over and they all come in herds. UGH!

The sheriff is having catering problems.

While he contemplates the faith of the dietery requirements of a million people in his back yard,we should whip ole suzy woozy from under his gordon ramsey cookbook.

You sure you don't want to make 70 some steaks Stringer? Didn't you get a big pay increase? I think you should do it. Haha.
No if it was me I would be calling subway or papa johns.

I just might have to make my way to Chicago.

the sheriff is having catering problems.

while he contemplates the faith of the dietery requirments of a million people in his back yard,we should whip ole suzy woozy from under his gordon ramsey cookbook.

Good plan red, wait... here I am hanging a feather over his ear, when he reaches to scratch grab it and run

You sure you don't want to make 70 some steaks Stringer? Didn't you get a big pay increase? I think you should do it. haha.
No if it was me I would be calling subway or papa johns.

I just might have to make my way to Chicago.

Your not going any where sunshine. Your all tied up and stuck with red and I. Hmmm now are you in or out? We have been waiting.

im here im here..distracted by the news.

did you know the kennedys were irish.
county wexford.

anywoo..where were we.

Aaaaah... yep.

good plan red, wait...here I am hanging a feather over his ear, when he reaches to scratch grab it and run


Hang on hang on sunny..

What am I supposed to grab?

I think its attached,we'd have to take the whole body..

hang on hang on sunny..

what am i supposed to grab?

i think its attached,we'd have to take the whole body..

Red the whole body? Put a bag on his head so he doesn't know its us. Here ( coming up slowly from behind) got him. Ooh he is a wild one. That'll teach you to be worried about steaks and rain.

Ha ha stringer...

Sing man sing...

Oh the windy city is mighty pretty but they isn't got what we got...

Come on calamity.. toss him in the back of the van.

Hey Stringer... YEE HAW!
Lets go for a ride!

Ok I have to run now. Red whatever you do don't let them get away. We hold the power now. All of it.

Rolling rolling rolling,

Hmmm sunny,me thinks stringer does not realise his situation..

Never fear sunny..
This is air tight.. its the castle after all,what could possibly go wrong!

Oh boy. What an amusing TV show. I think they should give us our own show.

Well, I am going back to my room to think about things. See you

Well, I am going back to my room to think about things. see ya


Good luck with that adam, you can have the room there,its looks like a cupboard but its quite roomy.

OK good night for now red, adam and stringer. I am out for real.

the sheriff is having catering problems.

while he contemplates the faith of the dietery requirments of a million people in his back yard,we should whip ole suzy woozy from under his gordon ramsey cookbook.

Never happen, multi task very well. :)

Sit down stringer,I have some news for you.

You have been kidnapped.
Your in the back of the 'fish and fries' van,in a cupboard.

Sunny and I are cooking up a plan,try and escape at your peril.

sit down stringer,i have some news for you.

you have been kidnapped.
your in the back of the 'fish and fries' van,in a cupboard.

sunny and i are cooking up a plan,try and escape at your peril.

I am Super Sheriff my girl... nothing can hold me... :D

I am Super Sheriff my girl...nothing can hold me....:D


Super sheriff?

We all know suzy is the link,without her/him your just a mere man with a badge.
Easy pickings.

Aaaah huh, words you may regret my dear... :) :)

Ah stringer,I'm tired.

Can you use your super power to beam me up to bed...

I'm bingeing on AMHD.

ah stringer,im tired.

can you use your super power to beam me up to bed...

im bingeing on AMHD.

I have only your best interests in mind for you both... anything that happens... hee hee, remember that... K? :eek::rolleyes::eek:;)

Can I just say... I'm actually going to do a grad-school paper on Gilmore girls :P HOW great is that?? ;)

I beat you here Alty :D

OK now I got to go for an hour or 2 , I'll be back :cool:

Hey guys. Ugh.

This morning upon I went to my car to get my day started. Going to my car I see the front passenger car window busted. No joke. Glass was shattered everywhere. They broke in and stole my GPS- thanks helps me get around this big ole city I barely know. Anyway the dummy also forgot to bring the cord to go along with the GPS- good luck using a dead GPS moron. UGH.

So in the end I had to dig into my saving and spend $150 on a new window and another 80$ on a new GPS. Pretty cheap too- it's an upgrade of the one I had, it's flat, it's faster, it's still a Garmin.

Heck- the thief should've stolen my window instead--- it's worth a lot more than a GPS.

Ah c'est la vie.

Side note: My car was parked right by my garage with a motion light detector [it was parked like in my photo]↓

Sarah

Damn that sucks muddy...

My friends and I parked in the city, in a secure carpark that charges like $12 an hour to park there. We went for dinner and when we came back, the back window of his car was smashed and our bags were stolen. The bags were hidden under the seats and the only thing visible was our jackets which were still there. We had 3 bags in the car, all hidden and all with laptops in them, so that sucked.

Furthermore, in this "secure" carpark, no security camera caught what happened or who did it and they said its not their fault.

Serious, so messed up

I beat you here Alty :D

ok now I gotta go for an hour or 2 , i'll be back :cool:

Not fair, I had school supplies to label. :(

Muddy, that sucks.

Hey guys. Ugh.

This morning upon I went to my car to get my day started. Going to my car I see the front passenger car window busted. No joke. Glass was shattered everywhere. They broke in and stole my GPS- thanks helps me get around this big ole city I barely know. Anywho the dummy also forgot to bring the cord to go along with the GPS- good luck using a dead GPS moron. UGH.

So in the end I had to dig into my saving and spend $150 on a new window and another 80$ on a new GPS. Pretty cheap too- it's an upgrade of the one I had, it's flat, it's faster, it's still a Garmin.

Heck- the thief should've stolen my window instead--- it's worth a lot more than a GPS.

Ah c'est la vie.

Side note: My car was parked right by my garage with a motion light detector [it was parked like in my photo]↓

Sarah

Aw honey that sucks!
You feel raped when someone does crap like that! :eek:

I was burglarized and I woke up to this crack head going through my jeans on my dresser. I never wore them again! I felt so violated!

I'm sorry honey,that is the kind of crap that makes you want to kick somebody's .anyone! You start looking at everyone as the person who did it.
Did they dust for prints?

You usually file a police report, but most often they don't even some out to investigate Artsy... at least here that's how it is...

Damn that sucks muddy...

My friends and I parked in the city, in a secure carpark that charges like $12 an hour to park there. We went for dinner and when we came back, the back window of his car was smashed and our bags were stolen. The bags were hidden under the seats and the only thing visible was our jackets which were still there. We had 3 bags in the car, all hidden and all with laptops in them, so that sucked.

Furthermore, in this "secure" carpark, no security camera caught what happened or who did it and they said its not their fault.

Serious, so messed up

That sounds like it should have been a civil case. Maybe not civil but small claims or something.I would at least write a letter to the editor and rag on this place and hopefully hurt their business.
What the heck does secure mean?
C'mon that's ridiculous.
If the statute of limitations has not run out I would take them to court.

Sarah, did you file a claim with your insurance company? If you have Comprehensive coverage (Comprehensive covers theft/vandalism), they should reimburse you the amount you spent on replacing the glass and the GPS. Even though you've already paid, you should still be able to submit your receipts along with a copy of the police report.

Sorry to hear this happened to you. :(

EDIT: Comp claims don't count against you so it won't hurt your insurance to file this.

Sarah, did you file a claim with your insurance company?? If you have Comprehensive coverage (Comprehensive covers theft/vandalism), they should reimburse you the amount you spent on replacing the glass and the GPS. Even though you've already paid, you should still be able to submit your receipts along with a copy of the police report.

Sorry to hear this happened to you. :(

My sons don't pay the extra for that kind of loss and we live in a neighborhood where things happen .So they should!

My kids don't lock their car because they don't want to have to pay for a window.

It sucks to feel that way.

You feel so violated,it like an emotional rape. Poor kid.

This is so bogus, Sarah. Same thing is going on in my neighborhood, and the cops can't trouble themselves to come out and take a report. We have to report crimes over the phone. At least the loser didn't get the cord for the GPS. Hopefully, that will render it useless to the idiot. :mad:

That's awful Muddy.
Same thing happened to me just before Christmas, except I have a convertible and they slashed my roof.
It just makes you feel yukky, and makes you want to hunt down the person who did it and break THEM!

Oh my, I leave the castle for some time (mother took the opportunity to get on the puter when I was giving my dog her food yesterday and played word challenge on fbook for 3 hours, don't want to disturb her in such situations :eek:) and Red turns the castle upside down. The crocs are all over the place :mad: Now, get all to the lake, no food for today, that's your punishment.

Red, you're in serious trouble now.





Sorry to learn the news Sarah... It would be good to have some detective kit, then, you'll be like in the serials, looking for fingerprints and all the stuff. Then, you make the burglar pay! ;)

Good morning everyone!

Good morning adam. Fancy seeing you here.
Try behaving today would you?

I am so wore out today that you won't be hearing much out of me. So how is my sunshine doing today?

Oh oh why are you wore out?
I am doing well. New shirt, cute shoes, and good hair day. That makes a girl smile. I am about to do some job searching in a minute. I always keep my eye open for something better.

Oh oh why are you wore out?
I am doing well. New shirt, cute shoes, and good hair day. That makes a girl smile. I am about to do some job searching in a minute. I always keep my eye open for something better.

That is smart to do. I do the same thing.

Ever since I was in kindergarten I have wanted to be a cop. Well, When I get out of the police academy I have a job lined up. I am so ready.