Good night all... sleep tight.

Night stringer :)

Awww heres a nice hug for you NM.......................my what big boobas you have :D

Yes soft and cozy, and if you let me do what I suggested in the other room, you'll get the full effect of their splendor ;)

::NM gets comfy on M's lap::

Night my friend, have a nice rest of the day.

Night Stringer, see you

Night Stringer, see ya

NIght NM.

Night all! :)

Night all! :)

Isn't that a Canadian cold medicine? Night also... again. Hee hee.

Guten Morgen!!

Guten Morgen, Adam!

How you doing today NM?

Good Morning NM and Adam.

Hope it's a good day.

Well it is cleaning Friday and I no sooner got through the door to my office when I was told today I will have to have my office and "her's", the bosses, office cleaned out by two...

Ughhh, still hating my job.

Hi Justy, don'tcha just love cleaning day?

Well here's a kicker, my boss has got to be the only employer who doesn't do direct deposit! :eek:

So on pay Fridays he stays late to hand out our checks so that we all have to scramble to the bank. :mad:

Morning all. Good morning, not so much, but it is indeed morning. Bah!

My body hates me, I'm starting to feel like a used car and the warranty has run out! I need repairs, but where to begin? How long can this crap last? I've been feeling like holy hell for far too long. :(

Grrrrrrr. If this keeps up I won't see 40! :(

Are you still sick Alty?

NM, thankfully I convinced my boss to go with direct deposit at the beginning of the year when I took over payroll ::whew:: I hated the run to the bank, I still do it for child support but that is only like once a month.

Are you still sick Alty?

NM, thankfully I convinced my boss to go with direct deposit at the beginning of the year when I took over payroll ::whew:: I hated the run to the bank, I still do it for child support but that is only like once a month.

Still, always, never well, or so it seems. I've been dragging my butt for a long time now, never feel completely well. I've had test after test, MRI's, CT scans, bloodwork, x-rays, you name it, they've done it. All things point to me being in good health, yet I feel like I've been dragged through the mud.

This is getting old, so am I, and I really just want to feel normal again, whatever that is. ;)

Sorry, maybe I should get some cheese to go with my whine. I don't talk about this often, but it's really getting to me, and I just feel like curling up in a ball, sucking my thumb and giving up! I would just really like a day where I feel okay, is that too much to ask?

Okay, that's out of my system. Ignore me, I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself right now, I'll get over it, just need to shake it off.

Justy, funny thing is- my child support is on Direct Deposit! Go figure.

My boss is too cheap to do it for us. I guess he has to pay a [nominal] fee but as I said he's a cheap bastard.

Alty, according to the dimwits on this site, those are prenancy symptoms. You're not "pregnanct" are you? Lol :p

I hope whatever is ailing you will just Shoo! Go out the door.

Hopefully when the sun starts shining up there it will help bring you out of your duldrums.

I had something for a week, that wiped me out but you have been sick for the last two months (that I know of) and I would be going crazy too.

I am only offering sharp cheddar to go with your whine. ;) Hope you like it.

Alty, according to the dimwits on this site, those are prenancy symptoms. You're not "pregnanct" are you? lol :p

I hope whatever is ailing you will just Shoo! go out the door.

If I am then I have some explaining to do. Hubby had a vasectomy some time ago. :eek:

No, not pregnant, in fact, I think it's the exact opposite. I'm a bit young, but I think I'm going through menopause. Did I just hear all the men gasp? :D

Justy, funny thing is- my child support is on Direct Deposit! Go figure.

My boss is too cheap to do it for us. I guess he has to pay a [nominal] fee but as I said he's a cheap bastard.

Well now that would be sweet, child support direct deposited.

My boss was being charged $60.00/month for three direct deposits a month. I found a way around it with the new payroll program we use.

We have the option of direct deposit obviously I guess, because without a bank you really can't have direct deposit. I am not too smart today and you should be proud because I haven't played the eyeballing game today. I am thankful that I don't have to clean my office. We go through a maid service called marry maids. They aren't too bad. I think they are in most places. They charge us $107 a week to clean 2 of our buildings. They do a pretty good job. Just some food for thought.

Hopefully when the sun starts shining up there it will help bring you out of your duldrums.

I had something for a week, that wiped me out but you have been sick for the last two months (that I know of) and I would be going crazy too.

I am only offering sharp cheddar to go with your whine. ;) Hope you like it.

Love cheddar, bring it on! Darn, now I'm hungry. :(

Ok, for anyone who can stomach the 23 year old who wants to be with his 16 yo girlfriend following his first rape charge.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/criminal-law/there-any-way-get-order-droped-342737.html

Just read that Justy, he's one sicko and then had the nerve to get made at your for telling it like it is! Arrgh! :mad:

Hey ya'all

Ok, for anyone who can stomach the 23 year old who wants to be with his 16 yo girlfriend following his first rape charge.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/criminal-law/there-any-way-get-order-droped-342737.html

What a douche. I hope he breaks his penis.

Sarah

What a douche. I hope he breaks his penis.

Sarah

Haha. Very funny!

Just please don't wish that on me!

Haha. very funny!

Just please don't wish that on me!

As long as your no predator we're good.;) God I can't believe this guy... I am in shock!

Sarah

Yea, I am ready to fly out to where he is and give him a good 'ol fashion woopin!!

Yea, I am ready to fly out to where he is and give him a good 'ol fashion woopin!!!

Lets do 'er

Sarah

I guess it was a pretty bad post. Already removed. I didn't even get my last answer in! Darn the luck!

I guess it was a pretty bad post. Already removed. I didn't even get my last answer in! Darn the luck!

Haha I did. I gave him a link about teen brains and how they differ from adult brains.

Hope he was a troll, I really really do.

Sarah

Yea, he seemed like a person though. I wish he would come over and chat with us here. Haha

Yea he seemed like a great guy to talk to. Funny like Adam Sandler, charming like Clooney.

If only he could come here and drop us a line...

-sigh- [looks at avatar.. yup Dawson is still crying]

Sarah

Hey there guys! I see Sarah found the famous thread!

Hey! I finally got the connection!! It's 11.05pm here. I'm going to bed very soon... I'll connect tomorrow. Starbs, you here?

I found it a while ago Unknown. I just leave and come back ;)

That's how I do.

Sarah

Hey Unky!
How are you? You're never online at the same time as the rest of us.

So you finally got your internet connected at home?

Yup... only that mom and sis are already in bed... where I should also be. Ok, I'm logging off. Cya tomorrow.. in some 7 hours... Have a nice afternoon those in the Canadian, USA time zone! :)


Waaaahhhh, my eyes are closing... Zzzzz Zzzzzz ;)

Yea he seemed like a great guy to talk to. Funny like Adam Sandler, charming like Clooney.

If only he could come here and drop us a line...

-sigh- [looks at avatar..yup Dawson is still crying]

Sarah

I'm confused by the funny like Adam Sandler and charming like Clooney part??

Sarcasm Adam... my poor poor use of sarcasm.

Sarah

Sarcasm Adam...my poor poor use of sarcasm.

Sarah

My poor poor understanding of sarcasm. Lol

No it's my sarcasm. It's definitely misunderstood. This morning during a staff meeting my coworker told me "Do you ever get so itchy?" and I responded by "No, I've actually never gotten to know what an itch feels like. Could you describe it?"

Oh well. To each their own.

Sarah

No it's my sarcasm. It's definately misunderstood. This morning during a staff meeting my coworker told me "Do you ever get so itchy?" and I responded by "No, I've actually never gotten to know what an itch feels like. Could you describe it?"

Oh well. To each their own.

Sarah

Lol. Very funny!

Some people call me an arse, some say I'm funny. But if you combine it together your making fun of my appearance :(

That came out of nowhere. Just random.

Sarah

Randomness is one of the funnest things I have. I see you Justy. How are you?

I saw her too. I better go I may be invading her territory. Eek

-scurries away-
Sarah

I saw her too. I better go I may be invading her territory. eek

-scurries away-
Sarah

My territory is cleaning my boss's office and smiling with every witch command that I hear. :D

I am just jumping screen to screen to screen. I currently have about 12 things opened... and I am not paying attention to any of them. :rolleyes:

Me sleepy!

I am just jumping screen to screen to screen. I currently have about 12 things opened... and I am not paying attention to any of them. :rolleyes:

I'm at your submission JustWantFair- please don't hurt me.

I can relate. I have a pile of invoices I need to enter, a fax that's been waiting for hours and a message I need to check on my phone.

Pfft. I'm working tomorrow:p

Sarah

I'm at your submission JustWantFair- please don't hurt me.

I can relate. I have a pile of invoices I need to enter, a fax that's been waiting for hours and a message I need to check on my phone.

Pfft. I'm working tomorrow:p

Sarah


Woohoo, no work tomorrow.

Just have to be up for my son's 8am gifted testing and then go wedding shopping and get the spring cleaning done... somehow I don't think it's too much better then having to work tomorrow. :eek:

Papers, all I see is farking papers everywhere I look. I am going to drown in papers! :mad:

Thankfully I am off tomorrow. But I have to work 6 days next week. Then 2 every other week, I will work 6 days. BOOO WORK!!

At least I get to sleep in tomorrow.

Lucky ducks!

I'm thinking of throwing my papers in the shredder. I'll just be like "Papers? What papers? I don't know anything about papers..ask the intern."

Sarah

Lucky ducks!

I'm thinking of throwing my papers in the shredder. I'll just be like "Papers? What papers? I don't know anything about papers..ask the intern."

Sarah

I wish I had someone to blame, but it's just little old me doing - EVERYTHING! :mad:

Adam, don't rub it in you get to sleep in. I am ready for a nap now and I still have over an hour left.

I am actually surprised my boss is still here, I mean it like 70 degrees out and a Friday...

No no.. not blame.

Train- and it's a pain in the butthole.

Sarah

Hey, I'm up! Just a question Sarah, in which country are you?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7bhWiBi2m3g/SbQfdwD6qJI/AAAAAAAAATs/WiXPOSKCIMI/s320/I+Am+Canadian.gif

Sa-sa-sa-sarah!

Ok, I guess your time there is... around the 9.40 pm?

No, 10.40pm?

It depends on where in Canada you are Unky.

♪ I'll never tell...

Sarah

I'm in Alberta Sarah. That's all I'm saying.

Let's see. So far you all know my last name. Some of you know my first name, now you know the province I live in. Social security number anyone?

542 855 5471

Is mine.

Sarah

542 855 5471

Is mine.

Sarah

LMAO! Hee, hee, that's good. :p

LOL. I know that time depends on where you are in Canada Alty.. just trying to pin point where you are. It kind of makes me more at ease knowing the place where the people I know are.

Here's a hint:
♪ Good things grow- oh -oh in _____

Sarah :) G'nite boils & goils.

Hey, I just noticed something... Alty, your initials are AA and you're in Alberta... You could be called AAA! Now, that makes me think of the battery size AAA. Lol

Nitey night Sarah!

Hey, I just noticed something... Alty, your initials are AA and you're in Alberta... You could be called AAA! Now, that makes me think of the battery size AAA. lol

Or bra size.

Running away to bed...

Sarah

Or bra size.

Running away to bed...

Sarah

That would be F. Ya, they're not small. :(

My initials are actually AMA. Not telling what the M stands for. :)

Oh, OK, so you've still got some 'mystery' Don't worry, we'll crack that up in a few. Muahahahaha!! Lol

Oh, ok, so you've still got some 'mystery' Don't worry, we'll crack that up in a few. Muahahahaha!!! lol

Nope, not going to happen. It's an unusual name, you won't guess it, trust me! :D

You don't know me yet!;)

"Music can name the unnamable... and communicate to the unknowable." Leonard Bernstein
"Never, never, never, ever give up." Winston Churchill

Do too, you facebooked me, I know all now!

Hee, hee, hee, hee. :)

Hellooooooo! ::echoes::

Sigh, all alone again. :(

Ok, little sis finished playnig on pet society... I'm back!

The "M"'s are unusual:

Girl Baby Names Starting with M (http://www.justmommies.com/baby_names/girlsm.php)

I vote for Megan!

I'm in Alberta Sarah. That's all I'm saying.

Let's see. So far you all know my last name. Some of you know my first name, now you know the province I live in. Social security number anyone?

I'm assuming Altenweg is your last name and I have no idea what your first name is so if someone robs your bank account you will know it wasn't me! :p

I reckon it'd be sarah though for sure... she would give the money back but she would tape your reaction when you found out :p

Also I'm voting for Margot or Marissa

Ohhh can anyone play :)

If so
I guess maarit or mactilda :D

(p.s alty its not a good idea to post even the tinyest bit of info on the web, I mean with just Altenweg and Alberta people can find out where you live and your phone number)

ohhh can anyone play :)

if so
i guess maarit or mactilda :D

(p.s alty its not a good idea to post even the tinyest bit of info on the web, i mean with just Altenweg and Alberta people can find out where you live and your phone number)

Bear is actually a virtual angel, if you all didn't know it already... :D
The protector... you are a sweety!

Lol your going to make my head swell if your not careful starty :D

How are you not seen you in a while :)

I agree with Bear Alty,

I have your social insurance, your phone number, address, and now I'll be receiving your GST checks ;)

Sarah

Bear... I am fine... I don't have much time anymore... hop on Facebook sweet cheeks!

You see Alty, what did I say. Here comes everybody trying to crack THE CODE!! Lol!

Hey Starty! Long time not seen! :)

Hi unky hi muddy
How you doing :)

I'm okay- I want to get out of my office/cubicle, it's such a nice Saturday!

How are you?

Sarah

Hey bear! Fine thank you. By the way, your sig is in german??

I'm fine thanks muddy :), no worries the day'l be over soon then you can relax on Sunday :)

Close but no cigar unky, my sig is in Latin :)

Ack! I should've recognized that.. too quick on the guess... lol

I'm not even going to attempt to read back! You don't come this thread for a few days and it goes nuts! :p

Hi all! :)

Edit:: Actually, someone locked me up and wouldn't let me out! Anyone got some food?

No worries unky :)
Hi starby
Sorry I've not got anything well, maybe some pasta, I need to go shopping :(

You want to food Starby? Can your little duck stomach handle this?

http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/7825-2006622-hrc_legendaryburger.jpg

:D

Apart from death by grease, what is that? Lol

I could probably find a bit of bread tear it up into little bits and throw it to you starby :D

And then will little ducky Starby quack in and swallow the tiny pieces of bread... LOL!! :D

And then will lil ducky Starby quack in and swallow the tiny pieces of bread... LOL!!! :D

Hopefully lmao :D

Sorry starby ill stop now :)

You scared her away... here ducky ducky ducky!

Aawww... so sorry ducky. What can I do to make you come back? Ok, I'll lend you the geenie.

Hmmm that looks yummy...

News bulletin.

Starby is in the hospital, she tripped over a shovel and broke her leg in two places, her wrist and her eye is swollen shut. She will need surgery and will be in hospital for at least a few days if not longer.

She wanted me to say hi to everyone and that she'll miss everyone while she's gone.

That girl has no luck at all.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/our-poor-starby-343423.html

News bulletin.

Starby is in the hospital, she tripped over a shovel and broke her leg in two places, her wrist and her eye is swollen shut. She will need surgery and will be in hospital for at least a few days if not longer.

She wanted me to say hi to everyone and that she'll miss everyone while she's gone.

That girl has no luck at all.

I have been so concerned for her. Thank you Alty for letting us all now. I messaged her and was hoping that she got in the hospital and got everything taking care of. No it does not seem she has any luck at all does she. Please let her know that I am thinking about her and wish she has a fast recovery.

Joe

Will do Joe. :)

Am I all alone in here?

I need to spend some time with adults.

Will do Joe. :)

Am I all alone in here?

I need to spend some time with adults.

LOL , me too. Should we invite Herbie? She's starting to get edgy with it too :rolleyes:

I escaped.

Sorry about that guys.

Sarah

LOL , that was hard work :eek:

Well I sensed you coming here so I followed the trail. I had to be with my buddy!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:b7DksnhrhhF0eM:http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images15/PLAYAmericanBulldogLabradorRetriever3.JPG

Sarah

I need to spend some time with adults.

I knew you were caught up over there but I couldn't join ya; can't really hang out with the kiddies so I stayed away. :cool:

Welcome back!

Well I sensed you coming here so I followed the trail. I had to be with my buddy!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:b7DksnhrhhF0eM:http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images15/PLAYAmericanBulldogLabradorRetriever3.JPG

Sarah

LOL... cute :)


Hey NM ;)

Let's hope we're not discovered, we should hide. Quick!

Ya, adore them both, but, it was getting old, fast. :(

Hi NM,

Hope I wasn't one of those "kiddies".

Sarah

Hi NM,

Hope I wasn't one of those "kiddies".

Sarah

No, you're not.

They're still at it. I guess they thought we were joking.

Yea I know.

God I can't believe I have to work tomorrow. I really hate working, I wish I was a millionaire.

I miss being a housewife.

Sarah

Hey NM ;)

Hey M ;)

Hey Everyone, Good morning you guys.

It is damp, windy, rainy and cold here...

See you guys.

Joe

Mornin' Joe,
It's much of the same here... except the cold. It's pouring rain, windy, but like 70.

Supposed to be stormy later. :eek:

Hi guys
Its nice and sunny but cold, just the way I like it :)
I've got a minute or two to spare so I thought id drop in and say hi :)

Hey Bear,
Like the new avi much better than the skull looking one!

Hey Bear,
Like the new avi much better than the skull looking one!

Yup, he changed it yesterday... as far as I know (well the first time I say it was yesterday)

Thanks guys :) yea I changed it I think about a half week ago

So how are we all ?

Hey everyone.

Hey Bear, long time no post... hehe. I like the new avi as well. I do still miss the dog with the baby towel though.

I always thought it was cute the Bear with the dog pic. :D

Lol hi justy, you mean the jedi master lol, that's what I thought he loked like with the towel wrapped around him :D
He'll probably make his way back to being my avi sooner or later :)
But yea long time no post
How've you been

A Jedi Master huh? Wow, I want one of those. LOL. :D
I will be waiting to see him make another appearance.
I am doing well. Busy at work, kindof. Very demanding boss and all. Had to adjust my focus.

Good to hear :) (the being well part not the bossy boss part :D)
I take it she's been stressing you out as per usual :(

good to hear :) (the being well part not the bossy boss part :D)
i take it shes been stressing you out as per usual :(

Yeah, but so far so good today, Friday was bad. So far I am just laying low.

Aww well whatever happened its over now
c'mere hugs :)

{{Hug}}

Thank you for that. Sometimes around here I really need one. :D

Just got to make it through.

Your welcome justy :)
You'll be all right though you're a tough gal to beat, I know that :D

Hi kids, momma Alty here.

An update on Starby. There is no update.

I tried calling her friend until 11pm, no answer. I'm hoping that she got my message, went to get Niki and pick up the stuff Starby wanted and went to the hospital. A return call would be nice so that I know all is well and taken care of, but so far no call. :(

I hate this. There's nothing I can do but keep calling and hope that sooner or later her friend decides to pick up the phone or call me back and let me know that she's taken care of things.

The thought that Niki is still all alone in the house is driving me nuts!

I hate not having control. :(

I'm sure Niki would have found some good chew toys and I have no doubt Starby would have had plenty of water available for her :)

It would be nice to know what is going on because she can't stay alone in the house for much longer :(

That is unfarking believable. Hopefully everything is okay with little Niki... That friend should return the call to let everybody know. Man, that is not good. Wish somebody was around to look in on Niki..

FRUSTRATING IN DEED.

Yea it is a worrying thought, muddy mud mud posted a pet sitter site on one of their other threads not sure if you've checked it out yet, wish starby lived closer to someone that she trusts or rather hope she had a lot more people she could trust then this wouldn't be as big a problem :(

Reet later guys and gals I'm off, its tea time :)
Mc donalds today mmmmmmmmmm:)

It is frustrating.

At this point I'm more worried about Niki then I am Starby. Starby's being cared for, Niki, I'm not sure.

I guess I can't blame her friend for not wanting to call me back, after all, I'm a stranger, she doesn't know me, but still. Obviously I'm a friend of Starby's, so a little courtesy would be nice. I'm actually pretty mad about this.

I feel like a weight has been dumped on me and there's nothing I can do to lift it. It's not like I can march over there, get Niki and take care of all this myself. The one person I've been told I can contact, she's not home or not answering her phone.

I swear I'm going to have a stroke! :(

Albear, that's what we had for lunch today.. Yummy Yummy, my little guy did not want it though lol... He Just wanted the toy.

As much as I don't like the idea, if you run out of options you could call the humane society in Starbys area and get them to take her for a few days.
It's better than risking her dehydrating.

yea it is a worrying thought, muddy mud mud posted a pet sitter site on one of their other threads not sure if youve checked it out yet, wish starby lived closer to someone that she trusts or rather hope she had a lot more people she could trust then this wouldnt be as big a problem :(

reet later guys and gals im off, its tea time :)
mc donalds today mmmmmmmmmm:)

The pet sitter is a great idea, but Starby doesn't have the money to pay for it, neither do I. Most of those place require payment up front. I'd still need one of her friends to get her cash and go pay for it. If I could get ahold of the friend I wouldn't need the sitter. It's really messed up! :(

This friend is really the only person Starby trusts, but she's awol, mia, not available.

She needs a backup plan in the future. This is crazy. :(

As much as I don't like the idea, if you run out of options you could call the humane society in Starbys area and get them to take her for a few days.
It's better than risking her dehydrating.

Sadly, here in Canada, the humane society would come get Niki and then place her up for adoption. They'd consider this neglect, even though it isn't.

It's a tangled web. :(

Good morning adults ;)

-I'm sure the people on kijiji would be willing to get a payment at the end of the month.

I had to get a sitter for a few weeks one time and ended up paying her at then end of the month-- so maybe it'll work out the same.

Or possibly post an ad on kijiji for a family to foster her while starby is gone- all you need is provide the food and niki's necessities.

Sarah

Sadly, here in Canada, the humane society would come get Niki and then place her up for adoption. They'd consider this neglect, even though it isn't.

It's a tangled web. :(

Wow, that's awful :(

Good morning adults ;)

-I'm sure the people on kijiji would be willing to get a payment at the end of the month.

I had to get a sitter for a few weeks one time and ended up paying her at then end of the month-- so maybe it'll work out the same.

Sarah

I'd still have to okay it with Starby first.

One of the big problems is that she can only call me on the hospital phone until her friend gets there and brings her money so she can get a phone in her room.

The nurses need that phone, so Starby can't call often. I can call and be put on hold for 1/2 and hour hoping they'll let me talk to her. It's really messed up.

I'm really getting upset about this. I just wish I knew what was going on already darnit. :(

Okay, enough venting. Sorry everyone.

I'll just sit back and wait, hope and bite my nails. I'll let you all know what's going on as soon as I know. :)

All will end well Alty.

You're a good friend.

Sarah

Hey ya'all!

Hey adam =)

Sarah

Anyone around? I am for a few.

Helllooo!

Stringer dear, you here? It feels like forever since I've talked to you. Come say hi.

Here... just saw your note on Starby... what is happening?

Hey Alty, I'm here for a few...

Had a rough day so I'm not going to be on for too long tonight.

Yeah, where's Stringer? He said he had ideas for the next thread. Joe and I were tossing some ideas around but someone else should do it this time and we'll take another turn later.

aww well whatever happened its over now
c'mere hugs :)

I leave for a couple months and now you are handing out all those hugs I gave you? They are roll over hugs, you can reuse them... LMAO

Here...just saw your note on Starby...what is happening?

Just PM'd you Starty pants. :)

How are you sweets? Long time no talk.

Hey Alty, I'm here for a few...

Had a rough day so I'm not gonna be on for too long tonight.

Yeah, where's Stringer? He said he had ideas for the next thread. Joe and I were tossing some ideas around but someone else should do it this time and we'll take another turn later.

I've had a rough day too. Still no news on Starby, still not able to get in touch with this so called friend. I'm getting a bit bitter and mad. :(

I also feel like crap physically. I think it's time to go to my doctor, get to the bottom of this crap.

Sorry, I'm in a pissy mood. :(

Thanks Alty... get some rest... make the appointment. When her friend drops the money off, can't she ask her friend to take care of Niki till she can figure something else out?

Sorry, I'm in a pissy mood. :(

No need to be sorry, I too am in a bit of a funk today.

I'm drowning my tensions in a bucket of margaritas. (and the funny thing is I'm not really a drinker anymore). :(

Keep us posted on Starby, I'm just not understanding this 'friend'. If it were me, I would've called back out of courtesy.

The plan is that the friend will either pick up Niki, take her back to her house or stop by once or twice a day to feed Niki and let her out for a romp. So far, no call.

A courtesy call would be nice.

I'm going to try calling again in 1/2 an hour.

I'll keep updating here, so keep your eyes open. :)

Got to run. Rugrat bed time. :)

Later kids.

NM, have a margarita for me, k?

Hello Starty,

Long time no see... Hey there and hello.

Well Hope everything works out Alty, and please see the doctor.

Joe

HI you Joe... hoppin out of here... see you later tater!
Take care and tell Love and Cheeks I say hi!

I will tell them hello... Running out so soon. Arrggg...

NM, have a margarita for me, k?

You got it

::hiccups::

Uggh, is it Friday yet?

::hiccups::

you got it

::hiccups::

Uggh, is it friday yet??

::hiccups::

18736 :d

18736 :d

Did that dude spill his drink? :eek:

Or did I miss something? :confused:

I had a rough day; especially if I'm drinking. :(

Tomorrow is another day NM , I'm sure it'll get better ;)

Tomorrow is another day NM , I'm sure it'll get better ;)

Tomorrow is another day to drink. :)

Tomorrow is another day to drink. :)

I actually have a rule I impose on myself when it comes to drinking...

"I only drink on days that end in a "Y" :cool:

I actually have a rule I impose on myself when it comes to drinking................

"I only drink on days that end in a "Y" :cool:

You too? Wow! We're like carbon copies. It's scary! :D

Tomorrow is another day NM , I'm sure it'll get better ;)

Thanks M
I hope so :)

[You can tell I've had a rough day because I'm being 'good' ;)]

Thanks M
I hope so :)

[You can tell I've had a rough day because I'm being 'good' ;)]

I didn't realize you knew the word "good". ;)

Wow, drink some more, I miss the spunky NM!

I'll try if you try. Deal?

Goodnight M, Alty, and NM...

'Night everyone

Night Joe and NM (she'll be back to her naughty best before we know it ) ;)

Night NM, Joe. :)

Yup, tomorrow she'll be naughty once again, I see it in my crystal ball. Oops, dropped it. Poo. :(

I leave for a couple months and now you are handing out all those hugs I gave you? They are roll over hugs, you can reuse them...LMAO

Nope all those hugs you gave me I'm keeping, but I'm taking a page from your book and handing out my own :), hope your doing good solved any mysteries yet in the mystery machine :D

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening All.

Stringer, I just wanted to let you know I love email jokes... just trying to help :D

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening All.

Stringer, I just wanted to let you know I love email jokes... just trying to help :D

I can always use a close friend... 'do you want to be my friend?'

I can always use a close friend...'do you want to be my friend?'

I will be your close friend until you don't need one anymore.

I don't want to take anyone's place. ;)

I will be your close friend til you don't need one anymore.

I don't want to take anyone's place. ;)

Are you sincere? And once a good friend... well there's no going back.

I am usually sincere.
Very true and you can never have too many good friends. :)

I am usually sincere.
Very true and you can never have too many good friends. :)

_____________________________________
Sign here

Where can I fax it back to you at?

Where can I fax it back to you at?

No need hon, interested in the monthly dues? :)

Nope, cause what I signed didn't include any verbage about any fees included, just agreed to be sincere (usually) and allow other good friends... no other terms were given... :D

Nope, cause what I signed didn't include any verbage about any fees included, just agreed to be sincere (usually) and allow other good friends... no other terms were given... :D

Then: sign here:____________________

Hmmm, I am getting roped into something... No can do. I don't sign to friendship terms, I learned from the last experience.

Hmmm, I am getting roped into something... No can do. I don't sign to friendship terms, I learned from the last experience.

It won't hurt. Commitment is wistful, therein some form of pledge...

Pinkie swear ;)

NOTE TO SELF:... rethink 'commitment is wistful...

NOTE TO SELF:...rethink 'commitment is wistful......

Good call.

Pinkie swear ;)

I think that will do, you have such a cute pinkie.

Makes up for my monkey toes!

Makes up for my monkey toes!

I see, OK... you can put your shoes back on...

That smell wasn't my feet, I apologize Stringer.

I am a bit gassy today.

Smell? What smell?. sniff... sniff... urgh! Where does that smell come from? Lol :)

Awwe, I only meant to hit Stringer with the smell.

Apparently last night's dinner isn't agreeing with me ;)

Hey y'all!

I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday; work had me in a bit of a funk... and well Justy is bringing a whole new kind of funk! :p

Stringer, are you ready to start the next thread?

Are you sincere? And once a good friend....well there's no going back.

Start clears her throat...
Stringer, I know I have been out and about... but, well, gosh...

Hey y'all!

I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday; work had me in a bit of a funk... and well Justy is bringing a whole new kind of funk! :p

Stringer, are you ready to start the next thread?

That's okay, I like (or can put up with) Justy's funk... she's a pretty good gal...

NOPE... not this time... to busy and the climate isn't good presently... can't feel the vibes...

Someone else has to go for it... I would nominate Justy... she has been under the radar in this department... .time for her to step up....

I second that Stringer dear.

Justy, make us proud. :)

I nominate Justy to start the next thread.

Excellent Idea Stringer.

Hello Justy, Stringer, NM and Starty.

Awwe, I only meant to hit Stringer with the smell.

Apparently last night's dinner isn't agreeing with me ;)

Aaaah WAIT a minute :confused:...this is how you treat your newest bestest friend? Gas bombing him?

Ola! Que Pasa!

Start clears her throat.....
Stringer, I know i have been out and about...but, well, gosh....

Aaaaw please Starty, can't I have another play friend... please... I still love you the most... :) I promise I won't break her.

I nominate Justy to start the next thread.

Excellent Idea Stringer.

Hello Justy, Stringer, NM and Starty.

Howdy Joe.

ola! Que Pasa!

HI... back at cha.

How you doing String man?

All of a sudden... Justy is suspiciously... absent... Come on gal, your turn...

Hello Stringer, and Adam, And Alty,

Well got to go out for a bit. Just wanted to say hey to everybody..

I nominate Justy to start the next thread.

Excellent Idea Stringer.

Hello Justy, Stringer, NM and Starty.

Am I dog meat? :(

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar??

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

Hello Stringer, and Adam, And Alty,,

Well got to go out for a bit. Just wanted to say hey to everybody..

Ooops, we posted at the same time.

I guess I'm not dog meat. :D

Hello Stringer, and Adam, And Alty,,

Well got to go out for a bit. Just wanted to say hey to everybody..

And it was appreciated Joe... have a good day my friend.

Do I have to start the new thread? Really?

Come on peeps, surely someone can take the reins. Do you know how many threads I've started? Do I have to go count?

Jeesh.

Okay, if no one else will do it, I will, but I'll wait until the last minute, just in case someone else steps up to the plate.

Anyone?

*knock knock can I come in?*

Hello, how's everyone today ;)

Sarah

Yawn* I am sleepy today!

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

EDIT: NM here was meant as never mind.

::Alty opens the door::

Hi Sarah, what you selling? ;)

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar???

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

Maybe open the thread about walls flowers and not being ready and go from there.. None of us are really ready but we all have to take our turn...

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar???

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

Ok guys... gently take her by the arms and lift her out of that chair, move her over here to the chair under the hanging light bulb.

Now Missy, you can do this, we will not judge you (much)... there are so many subjects... love, hate, jealousy, clanging cell doors, floods, pestilence...

yawn* i am sleepy today!

WAKE UP! Adam!

You all are going to fast for my tiny brain this morning!

Ooops, we posted at the same time.

I guess I'm not dog meat. :D

Not today. I'm here to protect you.

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

Hmm.. okay I'll think of one.

Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

Sarah

*knock knock can I come in?*

Hello, how's everyone today ;)

Sarah

Someone is at the door... geeeze can't they see the doorbell??

Not today. I'm here to protect ya.

Awwwww, I knew you would.

I've got your back too Striny dear. :)

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

EDIT: NM here was meant as nevermind.

We have been doing all the work gal... don't cha think that it can be your turn?

How about a gassy thread? :rolleyes:

Hmm.. okay i'll think of one.

Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

Sarah

Hmmmmm... yeah, maybe ha ha.

Okey dokey... I can hear that pin drop...

I got my gas back under control.

Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.

I got my gas back under control.

Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.

There's got to be a way to make a buck on this opportunity Justy... bottling?

We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.

Okies new thread ready when needed: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/wheres-bug-spray-pass-booze-344219.html

Sarah

Yeah, we went to church last Sunday and there was a preteen boy sitting in front of us... he had perfected the art of directional gassing... direct to my nose... it was all I could do to breathe... OR it was his mother setting beside him...

But he or her didn't make a sound... on time, gassed every 15 seconds... hand my hand on my nose... Marta kept saying to me: 'God help us!!!!!' 'We may not make it!'

We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.

Ooh I seen that did you see the one where people go down a very steep hill and chase after a cheese ball- and the winner gets the cheese.

People actually get hurt, broken bones and all.

Sarah

UPDATE:

I just got a call from Starby's friend. Starby is in rough shape, will probably be in the hospital for a month, possibly more. This is going to be a slow recovery, she will be needing help when she gets to come home.

Her friend is contacting Starby's family, telling them that they are going to have to pitch in, suck it up, she needs them now.

Niki is still at home, Starby's friend goes every morning to feed her, give her water, let her outside for a romp and bathroom break. Niki is not happy, she's never been alone before, but the friend cannot take her back to her house.

Starby's friend has been trying to get in touch with Starby's brother to tell him he has to take Niki until Starby comes back home. So far no luck, but Niki is getting the basics so no worries.

Starby's friend now has my email address and she promised to keep me posted on any new developments. As soon as I hear something, you'll hear it too.

That's it for now.

Poor Starby, I really hope she gets better sooner than what doctors assume.

I wish I could help her somehow.

Sarah

UPDATE:

I just got a call from Starby's friend. Starby is in rough shape, will probably be in the hospital for a month, possibly more. This is going to be a slow recovery, she will be needing help when she gets to come home.

Her friend is contacting Starby's family, telling them that they are going to have to pitch in, suck it up, she needs them now.

Niki is still at home, Starby's friend goes every morning to feed her, give her water, let her outside for a romp and bathroom break. Niki is not happy, she's never been alone before, but the friend cannot take her back to her house.

Starby's friend has been trying to get in touch with Starby's brother to tell him he has to take Niki until Starby comes back home. So far no luck, but Niki is getting the basics so no worries.

Starby's friend now has my email address and she promised to keep me posted on any new developments. As soon as I hear something, you'll hear it too.

That's it for now.

Thanks Alty, at least the basics are being taken care of... good for now.

Poor Starby, I really hope she gets better sooner than what doctors assume.

I wish I could help her somehow.

Sarah

So do I.

Really, there's nothing any of us can do except what we're already doing.

In a week or so I'll print out all the posts on the get well Starby thread and send it to her, that will cheer her up.

I'm also going to talk to her friend, see if someone has a laptop they can lend Starby so she can come talk to us while she's in the hospital. I know that would make things better for her.

Right now I'm just racking my brain trying to figure out what can be done.

I'd like to talk to her brother. I know he comes to Edmonton once in a while. If he's planning a trip soon then he can bring Niki here, I'll take care of her till Starby is able to. Heck, I already have 3 dogs, what's one more? ;)

If anyone else has any ideas I'd be glad to hear them.

How about renting a labtop for a month? I don't know if they have it at the city she's in but where I'm at they have that sort of thing.

Just a thought.

Sarah

So do I.

Really, there's nothing any of us can do except what we're already doing.

In a week or so I'll print out all the posts on the get well Starby thread and send it to her, that will cheer her up.

I'm also going to talk to her friend, see if someone has a laptop they can lend Starby so she can come talk to us while she's in the hospital. I know that would make things better for her.

Right now I'm just racking my brain trying to figure out what can be done.

I'd like to talk to her brother. I know he comes to Edmonton once in a while. If he's planning a trip soon then he can bring Niki here, I'll take care of her till Starby is able to. Heck, I already have 3 dogs, what's one more? ;)

If anyone else has any ideas I'd be glad to hear them.

No, I think that you/we have done all we can at the moment... maybe something will come up where we can help more...

How about renting a labtop for a month? I don't know if they have it at the city she's in but where i'm at they have that sort of thing.

Just a thought.

Sarah

Good idea Muddy...

Thanks guys.

I just feel so useless, wish I could do more, know that I can't. It sucks! :(

That girl really has to be less clumsy, I mean really!

How about renting a labtop for a month? I don't know if they have it at the city she's in but where i'm at they have that sort of thing.

Just a thought.

Sarah

Good idea. I'll look into it and then tell her friend to solicit money from her family to pay for it. It's the least they can do. Heck, it's probably the least they will do. :(

Good idea. I'll look into it and then tell her friend to solicit money from her family to pay for it. It's the least they can do. Heck, it's probably the least they will do. :(

It's going to look like I'm promoting this site but go to kijiji [or craigslist]. Post an ad that you want to rent a laptop for a month- students or just general people may like to get an extra 100 or so for that one month.

Also cheque small computer businesses [ I don't think future shop, staples or any other large department store does this].

Sarah

I'll check into it Muddy.

The problem will be getting the money to pay for it. Starby doesn't have any extra income, either do I right now.

In order to do this I'm going to have to contact her family. Lord knows they have the means to do this for her, it's not a matter of can they, it's a matter of will they.

When Starby's friend emails me I'll bring up the laptop idea, see what she can do. My influence is minimal, I can't be there in person to make sure everyone in her family falls in line. Trust me, I wish I could be. I'd go full blow Alty on their a$$es. :)

Thanks for the update alty, its good to know our starby is being taken care of and niki hasn't been left on her lonesome :)

No prob Bear. I'll keep you all posted.

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Bye bye jail...

I really enjoyed dropping the soap.

Sarah

Bye bye jail...

I really enjoyed dropping the soap.

Sarah

M enjoyed watching you do that... :o

M enjoyed watching you do that...:o

Ooh oh don't let sneezy see what you wrote.

Sarah

M enjoyed watching you do that...:o

Admit it Stringer, so did you! :D

Admit it Stringer, so did you! :D

Aaaaah... K... Muddy is embedded in my mind in a classified compartment... only I have the combination. BUT, I am a good boy... I'll have to really get out the mop and bucket to clean this up...

Guess I have to change my avi now, eh?

:(

Guess I have to change my avi now, eh?

:(


No. I think that one is sexy.

Winkity wink wink

Sarah ooo I'm the 1500 post