What am I chopped liver?? :p

You were part of the company in my frustration, but really it is our frustration, since we are in the same boat, just remember me on Monday! :eek:

Don't growl at me Sneezy, the weekend is my only solace and I am counting the moment.

Morning Pooh Bear. Now that you are here, I feel better.

At least I will have company in my frustration.
Awww thanks justy :)
Hi justy, NM and sneezy you all sound a little frustrated today and idont blame you

Cya later sneezy

Sorry for taking my sweet time I've not been receiving update messages so I don't know when anyone's replied :o

I know, I added it to my list of problems on the Weird and odd occurrences, but I am not getting updates either.

Things don't seem to be going too well for you justy, :( feel free if you want to rant about it ill listen :)

I am really OK, but I do come off as such a pessimist lately. It's really because I can't stand my job. I am not a b**** and I am not cut out to act like someone's. :)

I will get over it.

Justy - sorry that your having problems.

I have been in more situations at work then you can imagine.

Take care, and Rant anytime. Of course...

Joe

I am really ok, but I do come off as such a pessimist lately. It's really because I can't stand my job. I am not a b**** and I am not cut out to act like someone's. :)

I will get over it.

I know you will :)

Hi joe

Thank Joe.

How are you doing today?

Doing good. Hanging out getting ready for lunch soon. Fish. Good Friday tradition.

Take care and see you all later.

Later joe, enjoy your lunch :)

Later Sneezy.
Hey Care Bear.
Later Beautiful xoxoxoxoxoxoxo


Guess it's just me and you Justy. Sigh.

Geesh and you gave me a hard time for my comment ;)

My boss is buying me lunch, I can take back all of the ranting and raving now about how she doesn't appreciate me.

Hi NM how are you

See there Justy, at least you're getting a Good Friday Lunch! I ain't getting Jack Schitt, lol.

What's up Care Bear, I thought you were spending time with your parents today?

He missed me too much ;)

Awww poor NM :( what not turn on that charm and ask your boss to buy you lunch :D

No my parents came down yesterday and I took them into town and we had tea at some fancy italian restaurant, then they went home so today was supposed to be back to work day for me :)... sort of


He missed me too much ;)

:o

Geesh and you gave me a hard time for my comment ;)


I just figured out what you meant, lol... I'm sorry! I didn't mean it that way, of course. I was just thinking that it started as the 2 of us then a few folks dropped in and left.

Bear, my days must be running together! So whatcha got going on today? Just hanging out with me and Justy?

Yea just hanging out lol I should be doing some work but... I just don't feel like it :(

Me either!

I remember there was a company I worked for 6 years at and the first three years our computer systems would crash every good Friday, I remember I kept telling them it was because we weren't supposed to work on good Friday.

We would always end up wasting the day away at work, but I would always prefer to be home. It's just too long between all the days you get off for Christmas and New Years until Memorial Day, the next legal holiday.

I never feel like working! Lol

My boss has been out all week at a class and therefore I haven't had much motivation to work.

I'm tired and hungry.

We are having pizza, but it has to be thin crust, which I don't even like... oh the thrill. Guess I am lucky she is letting us get half another way, because she just wants a veggie thin crust for the whole office.

Lol that's brilliant reasoning :D

Awww guys your not being teated very well are you :(

So she buys the office lunch but dictates what you get, she sucks! :mad:

Dictates what we can have and sends me to go pick it up. Basically she is paying for it... yippee.

Not even delivery? Geesh. She's... what's the term Bear... taking a piss? Pissing a mikky?

What's the phrase, I forgot Bear. :confused:

Taking the mikky :D

Its even got its own wiki page :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss

I have thought of other terms, that isn't one I came up with, but I can add it to my collection.

Yea she does seem to be a total and utter b1tch

;) I already have that one on my list.

So is everyone else having a good Friday?

Are you getting your work done Bear? It's an awful long way for me to have to come to kick your behind.

Erm sort of :), slowly but surely
I'm going to have to go in a bit anyhoo and I need to have it done by then :)

Wow, Bear- thanks for that link... that was helpful. Now if I can just remember to phrase it correctly!

Lol no worries NM :)

OK guys and gals I got to be off for a while, cya'll later :)

So anyhoo...

I ended up screwing up the lunch anyway.

Order a medium pizza, they told me it's about a 15-16 incher. I think that should be fine for three people.

I ran to go pick it up and come back as her husband and one of her six children are getting out of the car. So shoot, now I have ordered for three which is turning out to be five.?

So then I get upstairs and she says this is all you got?? I said yeah, that's a medium, I didn't know about anyone else, but I thought that would be fine for three people. So we open the box and max this is a 12 inch pizza cut into 16 pieces. Not even really enough for three... so she left to go out to lunch with her husband and son. Wonder if I am in trouble for this one?

Hi everyone!

This 919 person is ticking me off!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/all-teens-wondering-if-they-should-have-sex-teen-perspective-303617.html

Last page. Grrrrr. :(

I am wearing this shirt and it makes my tummy look bigger and then I looked at my belly button and OMG it looked bigger too!

Could I be pregnant??

I forgot to add that my tubes are tied right now.

Maybe your new career should be belly dancing.

I am wearing this shirt and it makes my tummy look bigger and then I looked at my belly button and OMG it looked bigger too!!

Could I be prego???

I forgot to add that my tubes are tied right now.

You are pregnant, but it's not human. You were abducted by aliens and carrying the demon seed. Abort, abort! ;)

Maybe your new career should be belly dancer.

Picturing it! Picturing it! Hmmmm, not bad. ;)

I agree with joe :D

Hi everyone

You are pregnant, but it's not human. You were abducted by aliens and carrying the demon seed. Abort, abort! ;)

LOL, only the response my favorite Alty would give.

Just wondering why I tied my tubes in the first place, I wonder if I could sue my doctor... maybe I could talk to one of these attorneys work out an arrangement... who lets a 23 yo tie their tubes! Geesh.

Maybe belly dancing would help cure this roll that I accumulated sometime in the last year. Damnit.

So anyhoo...

I ended up screwing up the lunch anyway.

Order a medium pizza, they told me it's about a 15-16 incher. I think that should be fine for three people.

I ran to go pick it up and come back as her husband and one of her six children are getting out of the car. So shoot, now I have ordered for three which is turning out to be five. ???

So then I get upstairs and she says this is all you got??? I said yeah, that's a medium, I didn't know about anyone else, but I thought that would be fine for three people. So we open the box and max this is a 12 inch pizza cut into 16 pieces. Not even really enough for three... so she left to go out to lunch with her husband and son. Wonder if I am in trouble for this one?


Ahhh no worries justy its over with now :)

LOL, only the response my favorite Alty would give.

Just wondering why I tied my tubes in the first place, I wonder if I could sue my doctor.... maybe I could talk to one of these attorneys work out an arrangement... who lets a 23 yo tie their tubes!! Geesh.

A 23 year old? How the heck did he finish med school at 23? Hmmm, something is fishy here! ;)

I'd get a second opinion.

If you are, Andrea is a nice name. :D

Hi Bear bum. :)

A 23 year old? How the heck did he finish med school at 23? Hmmm, something is fishy here! ;)

I'd get a second opinion.

If you are, Andrea is a nice name. :D

No goofy, I had my tubes tied at 23. I wish my doctor had tried to talk me out of it. I now regret it.

No goofy, I had my tubes tied at 23. I wish my doctor had tried to talk me out of it. I now regret it.

Oh. Darnit. I was doing the math and thought, no way is this kid a doctor. Poo, I need a beer. ;)

You could get it reversed Justy.

Yeah, it's a $7,000.00 procedure.

Actually, IVF is covered by my insurance even though I had my tubes tied. (I am sterile by surgerical means). So I would probably go that route, would have just been nice not to have done it in the first place. :)

Hi Bear bum. :)
Hi alty
Lol I forgot about bear bum
So now I have 3 nick-nick names :D

Yeah, it's a $7,000.00 procedure.

Actually, IVF is covered by my insurance even though I had my tubes tied. (I am sterile by surgerical means). So I would probably go that route, would have just been nice not to have done it in the first place. :)

Too late to look back, time to look forward dear.

Wow, that was deep. :D

hi alty
lol i forgot about bear bum
so now i have 3 nick-nick names :D

The original Bear bum is my friends dog, the one I wanted to keep for my own. He's such a poor little soul. They don't give a darn about him, he's not allowed to be a member of the family. He's such a good dog, loving, kind, gentle, a big fuzzy baby. I'd take him in a heartbeat.

18444

Too late to look back, time to look forward dear.

Wow, that was deep. :D

I take down my kicking mules in the arse... and look what I get. :p

Awwww he is fuzzy especially round the ears

You like fuzzy, huh?

You a cuddler?

I am :D why? Are you after a cuddle justy :D

Just a wee widdle cuddly hug.

Got that warm fuzzy feeling all over now. :)

He is a beauty, isn't he? Lots of maintenance with that fur, but oh his soulful eyes. He's such a sweetheard, only 3 years old, deserves more then he's getting. Poor little mite. :(

Darnit, now I'm sad.

i am :D why? are you after a cuddle justy :D

I'd like to cuddle :(

Just a wee widdle cuddly hug.

Got that warm fuzzy feeling all over now. :)

HUGS justy :)


I'd like to cuddle :(

HUGS NM :)

And because I know you want it to

HUGS to you too alty :)

HUGS justy :)



HUGS NM :)

and because i know you want it to

HUGS to you too alty :)

::Alty hugs Bear to her chest, Bear has trouble breathing::

I love Bear hugs! :)

*GASP* me too :D

Care Bear, don't you love that you've got all the ladies' attention?

Let's make a bear sandwich. Three gals, one bear.

All those boobs, poor Bear, or lucky Bear!

Hey, no biting! :(

What about nibbling, is that allowed?
Bear, whaddya think?

What about nibbling, is that allowed??
Bear, whaddya think?

Are you the one that bit me? Hmmm, go to the corner, sit on M's lap and think about what you've done!

Nibbling is okay, but no biting! I think I'm bleeding. Where's Artsy, she's a vampire, she likes blood! ;)

Lucky bear alty :D
I'm quite happy thanks NM :D, I'm not used to having so much attention :)

im quite happy thanks NM :D, im not used to having so much attention :)

Awww, if you're uncomfortable with all the gals, we can go off on our own. Just take my hand, follow me, don't be afraid, I'll be gentle. :D

:o I don't know, what about justy and NM :)

Are you the one that bit me? Hmmm, go to the corner, sit on M's lap and think about what you've done!


Oops, that was you Alty?

Where's M been? I miss him. :(

:o i dunno, what about justy and NM :)

Greedy boy! We don't need them. Trust me, I'm more then you can handle, with NM and Justy, you'd die! :eek:

Oops, that was you Alty?

Where's M been? I miss him. :(

M's enjoying Saturday right now, he doesn't usually stop in on the weekend.

Sad isn't it? Apparently he has a life outside of AMHD. How dare he? ;)

Where's M been? I miss him. :(

;)
I'm keeping my eyes on you all :cool:

;)
I'm keepin my eyes on you all :cool:

You sneaky bugger, I thought we could pull one over on you. Guess not.

I got to go for a while. Time to pick up easter bunny stuff. Hop, hop, hop. :)

Greedy boy! We don't need them. Trust me, I'm more then you can handle, with NM and Justy, you'd die! :eek:

I'm not being greedy :( I just didn't want to leave justy and NM all on their lonesome, but I also can't let you drag me off into your warren I might never be seen again, I've heard the stories :eek:

Later alty
Hi M

Hey Care Bear, is it just me and you?

Seems that way unless M is keeping quiet in the corner :)

Hmm, I doubt it, it's like noon Saturday there so he's probably out doing 'stuff'.

Did you get much accomplished today? The rest of my worday ended up being busy, busy, busy! I left work over an hour late!

Unfortuantly I didn't so I'm going to have to work just that little bit more this weekend :)

Well at least you have a 3 day weekend to look forward to hmmmm :)

Yes and I'm so 'cited! I don't what I'll do with myself but I definitely need a break. I don't get much "me" time.

Awww well I hope you enjoy yourself whatever you decide to do :)

Oh by the way I put my picture up as promised :D

Reet well its bed time for little ole me :) nighty night all lol :D

Bear, I fell asleep while sitting here @ my puter, how pathetic am I? Lol :o

I see you changed your avi; I don't know if I'd say this one is more or less spooky than the other though...

Another doozy:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/first-time-340061-3.html

Class, lets all say it together, "Dinkle Dorf"!

Alty, I also meant to ask Bear about the girlie pics on his wall but fell asleep earlier.

Don't worry NM, I covered it.

So Bear, waiting for the answer. ;)

I think I knew too much at 20, more then I probably wanted to know. Darn, slipping into the past, not good, moving on. :o

Now, if I could be 16 and know the things I know now..... watch out boys, there'd be trouble! :D

Uh ho! Don't you think about switching your age with me LOL!! ;)

Bear dear, what's with the girlie pictures? ;)

What?. your supprised? :D, they belong to my flatmate who has a room full of them and so he decided to put up a few in the kitchen :D

NM you can't knock my new avi, everybody loves carmine :D

Who the freak is Carmine? Another video character I presume...

How are you this fine day Bear? I'm trying to convince myself that we will leave the house today. Hey guess what, I'm about to have an English muffin... :D

Yea carmine is the one in my pic :)

I'm OK, got up late... again:(

An english muffin? Lol

an english muffin? lol

Well you got to love my feeble attempt at bonding, lol. I don't know if English muffins are truly English any more than french fries are French. Are they?

You got to stop staying out say late partying! :p

Lol it was a very good attempt, no worries :)
I've no idea if they're as english as they claim lol
So I take it you've got some good plans for this weekend :)

No not really, the weather is fair here today so I feel obligated to go out but yet I don't really have anything pressing to do if I do go out.

I like lazy weekends in. Plus if I go out I tend to spend money and that's no good.

Fair enough :)
I like lazy weekends too, taking time to relax and just forget about everything :)
So how are you today :)

I'm good, I could've used a couple more hours of sleep but my son is having none of that. He woke up this morning screaming because he'd gotten his leg stuck between the slats on his crib. So SuperMom to the rescue!

How are you Care Bear, what are you going to do with your weekend?

Awwww, deffinetly supermum to the rescue :D

I'm OK, I plan on doing some wok on my assignments for uni this weekend, can't really afford to let up :)

"Supermum" lol

Yes, you must keep up with your studies; what are you studying?

I'm so tired I can barely keep my head up; I see a nap in my very near future. I just have to get the bambino on board.

Yea 'mum' lol mom seems so... wierd lol
I'm on a computer games programming course :)
I think you should try and get your head down for a bit, I kind of feel guilty keeping you awake :)

No you're not keeping me awake, it's my son. He's not going to let me take a nap without him; I'll give him a few more minutes and we'll nap together. I LOVE taking naps with him! I sleep so soundly next to him. But right now he's riding his Go Diego Go trike around the house (and running into everything!).

Lol, enjoy your well deserved rest :)
I'm going to have to vanish for a bit as well
Cya later:)

Later Care Bear, I'm about to get that nap; I can't stay awake any longer!

Later everyone, have a good rest... On this lazy afternoon.

Joe

I had a great nap! I feel great now! :) Needed the rest from all the AMHD late nites.

Sunday-go-meetin' tomorrow morn...

Bestest clothes and a handwritten check...

I haven't been for so long... maybe I should be a writing a big fat check... so they let me in... hey..

EDIT::::: Aaaaahhh... maybe I should... wash my face too.

Yes String, was that goop offa yer face!

Just got back.

Glad you're back, Joux
Xoxoxoxoxoxox :p

[Ah, I know you're jealous that I get to be 14 again, eh?]

Lol, Real Jealous... Real Real Jealous... Really Really Jealous...

I am glad too. Xoxoxo

Now that Nilo's mom has scared everybody with an Avatar, here is mine so you can tell what it really is.

Good one K.I.S.S. but can't I touch just one? Please? ;)

Goodmorning Alty, Kiss,

Wow quite the picture...

Morning? It's evening Joe. Isn't it? Good God did I miss the whole day? Or am I just starting it? I'm confused. :(

Kiss? Are you kissing me or saying hi to KISS?

Really, you're confusing the heck out of me.

Got to lay down, my head hurts. ;)

Its 12 30 am in my neck of the woods Alty..

Sunday morning already here...

Still... yesterday here... I think... 11:34 pm...

Night, church tomorrow early...

Happy Easter everyone!

I have to get up early for the kids, no church for me.

Dinner at Aunts house in the afternoon, turkey and all the fixings, looking forward to it. :)

I'm going to see if I can peel myself out of bed for the early service. Otherwise I'd be going at 11am and I'd prefer not going that late; messing up the little guy's nap. But we'll see how that goes- the early service is @ 6 :eek:

Night Stringer, Alty

I just got here and I'm very confused! Who messed up the wiring? Hmmmmm!

Goodmorning Alty, Kiss,

Wow quite the picture...

Uhhhmmm... Dr. Evil, have you had a few beersickles? Did you run into KISS's room and touch the wires? Are you trying to kiss Alty... do you kiss her every morning? Why is it morning? So confumbuloozed!

I went to Holy Saturday service this evening. It was from 8 30 pm to 10 30 pm.

Tomorrow visiting the in laws...

Whoo hooo. Lol.

Hey there Starby, you trying to go in hiding? Afraid of the oven. Please do not be afraid, it won't hurt.

Joe Joe

I went to Holy Saturday service this evening. It was from 8 30 pm to 10 30 pm.

Tommorow visiting the in laws...

Whoo hooo. lol.

Hey there Starby, you trying to go in hiding? afraid of the oven. Please do not be afraid, it wont hurt.

Joe Joe

Don't believe you... don't believe you... don't believe you! Can't hear you! ::hands over ears::

Starby, Look at the greenie I gave you. Hope you get a chuckle.

Starby,, Look at the greenie I gave you. Hope you get a chuckle.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Joe Joe is BALD! Does AMHD have an insurance plan? He needs immediate hair therapy! Pooooorrrrr Joey! :( LOL!

Starby, Joux does not need Hairapy... He's got hairs elsewhere ;)

Or he could use your last few feathers...

Starby, Joux does not need Hairapy... He's got hairs elsewhere ;)

Or he could use your last few feathers...

Dr. Evil would look really silly with feathers on his head! :rolleyes: That's just silly! We need to put a Hairapy team together and get him some immediate HELP! :eek: This can't be good! Can we do an emergency transplant? Have we got enough hairapy staff on duty?

Look at his avi- he's got long, luscious locks. Don't think you're going to quack your way out of this one lil' Ducky!

:: Ducky thought she was slick trying to be a switch hitter hoping Joux and Noux wouldn't notice::

Whaaaatttt?. is Joux an ex con? Joux... you're scarying Duckie!. and Noux?. well I just don't know about her evil games!

Do not be scared Ducky, whistle whistle, come come to the friendly short, bald, fat bastard of a man. He will take good care of you... REALLY.

Do not be scared Ducky, whistle whistle, come come to the friendly short, bald, fat bastard of a man. He will take good care of you... REALLY.

Hmmmm... Dr. Evil is whistling at me! This can't be good! Eberyone is after the Easter Duck! :eek:

Well I am starting to feel sick. No sleep yet and almost 230 am. I need to get to sleep. Take care and Goodnight everyone.

Joe

EDIT: DUCKY SEE YOU ON THE FAMILY DINNER TABLE TOMORROW NIGHT.

Oh... am I the guest of honour?. oh wait... I'm "THE GUEST OF HONOUR!!" :: packing her duck bags::

Nitey Night Joseph!. don't worry, I'll be quiet when I'm breaking out! :p

::Noux chases Ducky with a meat cleaver::

Ducky you can't go anywhere if you don't have feets!

Nighty Night, Beautiful xoxoxo

Starby, looks like you're on your own... but I'm a light sleeper so don't try anything otherwise... (Noux shows Ducky the nice sharp cleaver)

Best wishes :)

::sneaks in... steals cleaver::... ::hides it in suitcase... uhmmm... buries it::

::Noux overpowers Ducky::

You can't steal my cleaver my little Sweetie Pie... Just for that, I'm handing you over to Joux.

::Noux chops off one widdle ducky foot::

I had to teach you a lesson and make an example out of you! :mad:

Told you, I'm a light sleeper.
Now stop that wimpering, here's a band-aid.

Easter Duck.

Is that all I am to you? Duck dinner? I have smelly feet! What do you need with my ducky feet? ::limps off::... ::bleeds all over floor::... ::whimpers:: Just a lonely Duck wanting to join in for an Easter dinner... It's not like it's Thankgiving dammit! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Yes, we know you have smelly feet. Believe me nobody is feastin' on them feets! Now we only have 1/2 the odor since one is in the trash can.

I don't want Ducky for Easter dinner; that's for Joux and his family. We're a team, remember?

::Noux shows cleaver to the Cowboy and says... ::

... Now if anyone else has any bright ideas of escapin, DON'T! :eek:

You haven't even begun to meet our demands for us to set you free! :mad:

Best wishes :)

The Duck certainly helps us that is for sure. (;

Goodmorning and Happy Easter Noux...

Off to the city to visit the in laws...

Ahh yes, I remember. Have a great Sunday and hope the Easter duck is delicious.

You guys chopped off ducky feet? What kind of monsters are you?

Ducky, come here, I have your foot and crazy glue, no worries, we'll fix you right up. Besides, we have turkey on easter, you're safe at my house, for a while. ;)

Poor wee Ducky, poor little quack.

Make sure the glues dried before you start waddeling on it :), maybe some duck tape to make it extra sturdy :D

Really, Alty- superglue for a severed limb?

Ducky tried to escape and she needed to be punished. Plus Joux and his family needed a main course for dinner.

Well I'll see if I can Google how to glue a limb and I'll just cut n' paste the instructions here. :p

*****Happy Easter*****

Hey Care Bear, whatcha up to today?

Drinking :)
Want to join in ?

And just what are you drinking?
What's the legal age to drink in the UK?

Wait, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me? :rolleyes:

And just what are you drinkin??
What's the legal age to drink in the UK??

Wait, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me? :rolleyes:

Bacardi and dr pepper
Legal drinking age in uk is 18 :)
And... maybe ;)

That's a weird combo Bear... I'd prefer pineapple juice instead.

Bear, are you sure about that- I know things... ;)

Well I discovered the combo last year while on a plane :D

Well OK, if your sure, I don't mind drinking on me tod :)

well i discovered the combo last year while on a plane :D

well ok, if your sure, i dont mind on me tod :)

"on the tod"?

C'mon bear, I'm still trying to get pissin a mikky or however it goes...

'on ma tod' = ' on my own' = 'all by me lonesome' = 'billy no mates' :(

Aha! You went back and added "drinking"-on me tod... which still doesn't make sense.

So in other words, you don't have any pineapple juice because I'd prefer juice with Bacardi.

I see you changed your avi back...

drinking on ma yod = drinking on my own :)
no I don't have any pineapple juice sorry :o
yea back to my other avi it didn't feel right to change it so soon so I brought it back :)

Well I'll bring my own pineapple juice.
Now if you get me drunk, you better watch out! I'm a helluva woman. ;)

I think I'm starting to like my avi; everyone said it was scary at first. Don't know if they still feel that way but I'm starting to think it's cool. :cool:

You two are confusing poor Alty. I'm having beer, just plain beer. Got to go see the Aunt and Uncle later, beer helps. ;)

Sure bring anything you like ;)
Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself :)
Yea I think your avi suits you... wait I meant that in a good way... not sure how, but... I think ill stop digging myself a hole.
I don't know what but it reminds me of something other than bellatrix lestrange... hmmmm

Hi alty, hope you don't plan on driving there :)

NM I meant I've grown used to that avi being you :)

Hubby's driving, I'm drinking. When dealing with my relatives, alcohol must be added, otherwise I may end up killing someone.

We leave at 2pm, my tummy hurts. :(

I love my Aunt and Uncle, they include me and the fam because both my parents are deceased, they feel it's their duty. Sadly, you can tell it's a "duty" invite, not really because they want us there.

No one can love you like your mom and dad, and no one can love your kids like a Oma and Opa. I wish my kids could experience the love only grandparents can give them. Darnit, I'm getting all weepy.

I hate holidays! :(

Hubby's driving, I'm drinking. When dealing with my relatives, alcohol must be added, otherwise I may end up killing someone.

We leave at 2pm, my tummy hurts. :(

I love my Aunt and Uncle, they include me and the fam because both my parents are deceased, they feel it's their duty. Sadly, you can tell it's a "duty" invite, not really because they want us there.

No one can love you like your mom and dad, and no one can love your kids like a Oma and Opa. I wish my kids could experience the love only grandparents can give them. Darnit, I'm getting all weepy.

I hate holidays! :(

Awwwwww, c'mere alty hugs, don't feel so down
Sorry to hear about your parents :(

Yes Alty, sorry to hear about your parents. Duty or not, at least they did invite you. Just think, it's only one day so after a couple more beers, it'll all be a blur anyway.

I'm thinking about taking a nap with my little guy... plus Bear won't play with me. :(

Sorry NM I'm not really in a playful mood :) :(

What's wrong Bear?

Nothing, its fine :)
Just not as smiley is all

Have a great Easter everyone...

We just got back from church, beautiful; trumpets, bells, lots of beautiful flowers... now we are going to my son's for dinner... I hear they might be having duck..

Momsy, I thought that you said that you were going to church today?

Stringer... Later...

Have a great Easter everyone...

We just got back from church, beautiful; trumpets, bells, lots of beautiful flowers.....now we are going to my son's for dinner....I hear they might be having duck...?

Momsy, I thought that you said that you were going to church today?

Stringer....Later....

Not starby I hope lol

Later stringer :)

Stringer, I overslept :(
Not used to going so early. But it's OK, we go all the other Sundays. No special dinner here; not sure what we're going to have today.

Later Stringer
Sorry Bear that you're in a mood

Stringer, I overslept :(
Not used to going so early. But it's ok, we go all the other Sundays. No special dinner here; not sure what we're gonna have today.

Later Stringer
Sorry Bear that you're in a mood

No worries :)
That's what the drinks for, nothing like a depressant to lift your mood :D


Sorry guys if I've brought the happy mood down
Cya'll later

awwwwww, c'mere alty hugs, dont feel so down
sorry to hear about your parents :(

Aww, thanks. I love Bear hugs, they're great!

I'm okay, holidays are just hard, even after all this time. It turns out that it wasn't so bad, the kids had fun, I drank a lot of wine, now we're home. Another Easter survived. :)

Yes Alty, sorry to hear about your parents. Duty or not, at least they did invite you. Just think, it's only one day so after a couple more beers, it'll all be a blur anyway.

I'm thinking about taking a nap with my little guy... plus Bear won't play with me. :(

Thanks NM. :)

The beer did help, as did the wine. Ahhh alcohol, the nectar of the Gods. :D

Good to hear it Alty, Glad you're home with us :)

The wine and tylenol 3 helped.

A tylenol, good stuff.

Home with you! I love it. Yes, sadly this is home. Whodda thunk?

Was my cousin the easter bunny good to all of you? I put in a word you know. ;)

The visit to the in laws was a chore. Not because of them this time but little buddy was fighting us the whole time, getting into everything and this place is not exactly child proof. He ended up getting his hands into detergent soap and eating ice blue for the muscles. Man, what a nightmare.

He was going on about being hungry hungry yummy yums yet he did not want to eat a darn thing. What a fussy little brat today.. But he did not mind eating things he is not supposed to.

Detergent and ice blue? Wow, sounds like my son when he was little.

Jared was almost an only child because of his antics as a toddler. In fact, he once inspired an entire grocery store to stock up on condoms because of his behaviour.

When he turned 4 he settled down. He was a dream child from 4 - 9. Now he's 10 going on 16, he may not live to see 11. ;)

His little hormones are going crazy, and he's taking me with him! He's lippy, argumentative and in the same minute he's whiny and sobby. I don't know what to do. If this is a preview of the teen years then I may have to look into moving out for a while. I don't think both of us will survive this! :eek:

Well I'm getting into the terrible 2's with mine. :(

Every evening seems to be a battle. He won't eat most of the time and then there are the days where all he wants is applesauce. So of course I'm a mommy so I worry he's not getting enough.

Everybody tells me that there will be times like that. Where they hardly eat anything and other times just eat there favorite stuff.

I guess my little guy normally does not eat tide and Ice blue, he gets his hands into lemons, mangos, and avocados and lots of cheese and bread, chicken , etc... It can be a chore trying to introducing something new that is for sure.

EDIT: Tj3, is preaching to me...

EDIT: Tj3, is preaching to me...

Oh aren't you the lucky one! ;)

Hi guys!

Hey Starby, How's your leg?
Or lack thereof... or I guess the remaining one? Hehehehe.

Tj3, is preaching to me...

Better you then me.

Actually, he stopped "preaching" to me a long time ago. Now, whenever he sees my name, he gets all flustered, starts saying that I'm harassing him, claims that it will be my fault when the thread gets closed (even though he's the one that reports it) and then makes comments about me, trying to be subtle.

Maybe I'll start preaching. Would should I preach about? Maybe the book of Wicca, or the Satanic bible (had to do a report on it in school). What do you think? It could be fun. :)

Lets instigate the f--- out of him. All for it Alty.

Good luck to me according to him just because I believe God is within us all.

You see the post Alty? Anyway, I am sure I can do some research too. Appreciate your help because quite honestly the satanic bible bit scares me, but that is just me. Lol

Wicca does not though.

Starby, whose eyeball is that on your avi?? Is it yours?

I know that's super random; just been curious about it for a while :rolleyes:

Carry on :cool:
[kc never reads this thread, lol]

Actually, the satanic bible isn't as scary as you would think. Not my cup of tea, athough I do believe the devil exists, I do not and never will worship him.

I can see why some people get roped in though, sadly the book does make sense, even though it's very dark, not at all hopeful to forge a good life. But hey, I went to Catholic school and they asked us to research it. Go figure. ;)

Wicca really interests me. If I could incorporate my beliefs with Wicca, not lose God and Jesus, but expand my beliefs to include Wicca, I'd love it. It's a very calm, peaceful loving religion. After all, mother earth is God's creation, shouldn't it be worshipped too?

Okay, beer talking. ;)

Starby, whose eyeball is that on your avi??? Is it yours?

I know that's super random; just been curious about it for a while :rolleyes:

Carry on :cool:
[kc never reads this thread, lol]

Starby's avi is my doing. I found it for her, heck I posted it for her. For a while I had complete and total control of her account.

Pssst, I did a little something while I was Starby, don't tell her. ;)

I am surprised ducky survived. It was a good dinner, I think somebody rescued the duck. We ended having turkey instead. Could not find ducky any where. Your so so lucky.

Hi Starby, Lucky me, lucky me I know.

LUCKY YOU TOO.

No one ever eats rabbit on Easter, it would be really wrong, dontcha think?

We had turkey too. My mom always made a ham. Of course, back when mom and dad were alive we followed the whole "no meat" durning lent thingy, so the ham was always really welcome. Ahhhh. To this day, when I smell ham I think easter. That and vinegar and bacon fat (the vinegar was in the egg coloring, the bacon fat was rubbed on the eggs to make them shine).

Memories. Thank goodness I have them. :)

Starby's avi is my doing. I found it for her, heck I posted it for her. For a while I had complete and total control of her account.

Pssst, I did a little something while I was Starby, don't tell her. ;)

Lucy, what did you do? (in my best Ricky Ricardo accent)

Actually I don't eat duck.
I eat beef. ;)

Lucy, what did you do? (in my best Ricky Ricardo accent)

Actually I don't eat duck.
I eat beef. ;)

If I told you I'd have to kill you. It's, you know, that army,navy termy thingy. What's the word I'm looking for? Crap. I'm getting another beer.

So much for my memory. :(

Ohhhh... I'm in twouble... Alty?. Joe?. I may need your help now! B*tchy Duck came out to play! :D

What's up Starbs?

Oh yes, Good to see you come out Starby, The B#tchy Duck came out to play with us. Whoo hoo... (;

Starby's avi is my doing. I found it for her, heck I posted it for her. For a while I had complete and total control of her account.

Pssst, I did a little something while I was Starby, don't tell her. ;)

Ohhhh... so that was youuuuu! You just wait little bunny! I can still bite your ears off and fly over and poo poo on yer head you know!

... and yes Joe... I know I'm in for it now... hahaha!

Ohhhh...so that was youuuuu!! You just wait lil bunny!! I can still bite your ears off and fly over and poo poo on yer head ya know!!

....and yes Joe...I know I'm in for it now...hahaha!

Starby, you just poured the gas, I may have lit the match. If you go down, I go down.

Hold my paw, bunny scared. Ha, got you to come close. ::rubs ducky's face in bunny poo::

Okay, that was a bit gross. :(

Starby, you just poured the gas, I may have lit the match. If you go down, I go down.

Hold my paw, bunny scared. Ha, got you to come close. ::rubs ducky's face in bunny poo::

Okay, that was a bit gross. :(

I laughed so hard I think I pooed my pants. Wish I was wearing a diaper right about now.

I laughed so hard I think I pooed my pants. Wish I was wearing a diaper right about now.

I'm in a mood, want to poke the tiger, turns out he's just a scared little pu$$y cat. Hee, hee, someone get the hose, cats hate water! :)

I may be in big trouble tomorrow, but what the heck, at least I'll go out with a bang! :D

Cat, I drank a lot of water. Maybe I can pee on the cat. Would that scare little putty cat away.

EDIT IT IS ALREADY 1 AM HERE.

I laughed so hard I think I pooed my pants. Wish I was wearing a diaper right about now.

Joe, lay off the Tylenol 3 and wine concoction... teehee... I said concoction... heehee


I checked out the thread and know that dude is a d!ck, he makes my head hurt. I've seen his handiwork before. :confused:

NM - hope you got my PM okay.

I know what you mean.

This is what Easter is all about...


My wife called, 'How long will you be with that newspaper? Will you come here and make your darling daughter eat her food?

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter, Sindu, looked frightened; tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its brim with curd rice. Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age.

I cleared my throat and picked up the bowl. 'Sindu, darling, why don't you take a few mouthful of this curd rice? Just for Dad's sake, dear'.


Sindu softened a bit and wiped her tears with the back of her hands. 'Ok, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this. But, you should...' Sindu hesitated. 'Dad, if I eat this entire curd Rice, will you give me whatever I ask for?'


'Promise'. I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched the deal. Now I became a bit anxious. 'Sindu, dear, you shouldn't insist on getting a computer or any such expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. Ok?'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive'. Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity. I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child to eat something that she detested. After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her. 'Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!' was her demand.

'Atrocious!' shouted my wife, 'A girl child having her head shaved off? Impossible!'

'Never in our family!' My mother rasped. 'She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting totally spoiled with these TV programs!'

'Sindu, darling, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing you with a clean-shaven head.'


'Please, Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?' I tried to plead with her.


'Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice'. Sindu was in tears. 'And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for. Now, you are going back on your words. Was it not you who told me the story of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honor our promises no matter what?'


It was time for me to call the shots. 'Our promise must be kept.'

'Are you out of your mind?' chorused my mother and wife.

'No. If we go back on ourpromises, she will never learn to honour her own. Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled.'

With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big and beautiful.


On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I waved back with a smile. Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted, 'Sinduja, please wait for me!' What struck me was the hairless head of that boy. 'May be, that is the in-stuff', I thought.


'Sir, your daughter Sinduja is great indeed!' Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and continued, 'that boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son Harish. He is suffering from... leukemia'. She paused to muffle her sobs. 'Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the schoolmates. Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of the teasing issue. But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my son!

Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your daughter.'


I stood transfixed and then, I wept. 'My little Angel, you are teaching me how selfless real love is!'

The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love !!

Stringer, you just made me cry and I'm waring mascara, it's now running down my face, I look like a raccoon.

Wonderful story. :)

Thanks Alty, this touched me. I can almost visualize this cute little girl, pretty wise for her age.

Thanks Alty, this touched me. I can almost visualize this cute little girl, pretty wise for her age.

Wise and big hearted. Wish I could hug her. :)

Got to run kids. Movie time and nachos with hubby.

Have a great evening. :)

Later Alty!

Stringer, that was a sweet story... sniff... sniff

I think I'm going to call it a night too, didn't realize it was so late!

Actually, I'm off too! I'm tired and Tom gave me a flippin headache! ::yawn:: Bedtime! G'nite kiddo's!

Good Morning everyone...

That was a wonderful story Stringer.

Some children are so wonderfully pure of heart... if only some adults could behave so compassionately... oh wait, I think we have some of those around here. :D

Hope everyone had a wonderful Easter.

Good Morning everyone...

That was a wonderful story Stringer.

Some children are so wonderfully pure of heart... if only some adults could behave so compassionately... oh wait, I think we have some of those around here. :D

Hope everyone had a wonderful Easter.

Thank you Justy.

We had a very nice Easter. I hope you had one too..

Actually I was childless all weekend, so it was OK. Very busy really.

Remembered why I am so smart to get the kids spring outfits for Easter, not candy baskets. Watched my three year old niece eat about 15 pieces of candy, then go hide with her bucket of eggs to eat more... :rolleyes:

She is a bit too spoiled.

Actually I was childless all weekend, so it was ok. Very busy really.

Remembered why I am so smart to get the kids spring outfits for Easter, not candy baskets. Watched my three year old niece eat about 15 pieces of candy, then go hide with her bucket of eggs to eat more... :rolleyes:

She is a bit too spoiled.

But... did you enjoy the Holiday? :)

Yes, I miss spending it with my kids.

Had a good weekend of poker and it was profittable, so that's another plus.

Have to give my partner many props, I was an emotional PMS'd pain in the behind and he didn't choke me at all this weekend. :D

Yes, I miss spending it with my kids.

Had a good weekend of poker and it was profittable, so that's another plus.

Have to give my partner many props, I was an emotional PMS'd pain in the behind and he didn't choke me at all this weekend. :D

Ha ha... being married as long as I have, I understand that... boy... I do.

I'm fortunate in that Marta tries very hard to be as normal as possible during those times... I only have a few small scars... but I can cover them with my clothes... :D (kidding)

Yeah, I was exceptionally bad this month. I try to make it through without him even noticing, but he usually does, just from some of the faces I make.

This month on the other hand, I had two huge breakdowns that he just happen to get to be on the other side of. Poor thing. Then I had an abnormal amount of snippiness. He was a trooper though.

Thinking about what special thing I could do to make it up to him. :D

Yeah, I was exceptionally bad this month. I try to make it through without him even noticing, but he usually does, just from some of the faces I make.

This month on the other hand, I had two huge breakdowns that he just happen to get to be on the other side of. Poor thing. Then I had an abnormal amount of snippiness. He was a trooper though.

Thinking about what special thing I could do to make it up to him. :D

Sounds like you have a good man there Justy.

If Marta knows that she has been exceptionally 'tuff' she seems to try and pay a lot of extra attention to me... in a nice way. Things like special dinners, lots of hugs, lots of 'you know, you are a very special guy' kind of things. But I have to pay close attention... cause she pretty much is like that all the time...

EDIT: Boy it is really raining very hard outside today... gloomy too.

Very gloomy, like a let's go home and curl up in bed... gloom.

Any ideas for a special make up?

I don't know...

Maybe, lots of hugs for understanding and just being a great guy...

Women are pretty good a listening and observing their guys (a nice thing), maybe there is something small that he has been hinting for or wants you to do...

And, you know what, something simple (Marta does this) like buying a special card to say 'thanks', I'm sorry or just that you love him cause he is special... he may appreciate that. I know that I do and I save all those cards...

Guesses...

Well thanks for all the guess work. I was thinking about doing the card. He isn't super sentimental, but just a little extra thank you for putting up with "that time". Wonder if Hallmark is making that card yet? They could make the box of twelve for the whole year. I think I just came up with my moneymaker. :D

Well thanks for all the guess work. I was thinking about doing the card. He isn't super sentimental, but just a little extra thank you for putting up with "that time". Wonder if Hallmark is making that card yet? They could make the box of twelve for the whole year. I think I just came up with my moneymaker. :D

Funny... are you going to purchase a box of 12 then?

If someone already makes them.

One for everyday of the month. Course then they probably lose their meaning.

Otherwise, I always knew I could write for Hallmark.

If someone already makes them.

One for everyday of the month. Course then they probably lose their meaning.

Otherwise, I always knew I could write for Hallmark.

I think that you are on top of it...

Good evening everyone.

Do not know if you all were on holidays or back to work. Hope to see you guys later.

Joe

I'm here Beautiful Joe xoxoxoxoxo

Anybody else here?

It looks like it just might be you and I...

Xoxoxo back of course.

I'm here for a bit.

Hi kids. :)

Hi Mommy,

Ahhhhh! You called me mommy. I am wayyyy wayyy wayyy too young to be your mommy.

::Alty goes to corner, sucks thumb::

Hi everyone.

I'm getting audited.

I will be MIA for a while.

Yep.

hi everyone.

I'm getting audited.

I will be MIA for a while.

yep.

Are you going to hide?

Wait, that's tonight Sneezy? Wow, that sucks. :(

If you need to run, Canada is beautiful in spring. :D;)

Oh Yes, I second that. Canada is beautiful in the spring.

Alty, lol... Sucking your thumb, Now Now...

Dinkle Dorfs, Dinkle Dorfs

Dinkie, Dinkie Dinkle Dorfs

Dinkle Dorfs, Dinkle Dorfs

Dinkie, Dinkie Dinkle Dorfs

::Noux sings her fave new song::

Dinkle Dorf, Dinkle Dorf, Dinkle Dorf Rock... Dinkle Dorfs sing, and Dinkle Dorfs ring... dancing and prancing the Dinkle Dork funnn... now the Dinkle Dorf has begun..!

God love you... eh?

Best wishes! :)

Grrrrrrrr!

Grrrrrrrr!

Grrrrrrr? You didn't like my song? Lol

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/tips/have-tip-google-337435.html

... and then I said, I like you but you're really not my type!

Hey Starbs! How's the night today in Canada? :)

Hi Unky! I was waiting for somebody to reply to my really "off the wall" comment! Lol! It is warming up pretty good here! How was your Easter?

Well, not really as a special day. Just the routine. Guess what, Saturday, when I went home, Mom told me that we finally got the connection. I rushed up and switched on the puter. Before loggin in, she asked me if I could do some tiny thing to have the connection. I thought that it'll be easy but no... :(

I tried everything, for hours without establishing a connection. Internet explorer will not connect though the puter detects the connection. I was lost during the past 2 days... I'm posting a question 'bout that problem right now...

Oh crap!. Really? Well that's just annoying! I hope you get it figured out. That is just a big pain when you don't know the problem. Hopefully Scott can help you out!

I hope to get that fixed soon... or else, I think I'm going to... I'm going to...

Kaaaaboooommm! :p

LOL, perhaps more than that mwahahahaha! LOL!

YIKES! Does this include KABLOOEY and SHAZAM?? ::hides under bed::

Yep, maybe! The geenie will help me, I'll convince him!

He's pretty convinsible! ;) Well I better climb out from under the bed and actually get on top of it! Lol It's almost 3am again, and I's got's stuffs to do's tomorrows! ;)

Have a good day Unky Jer, and I hope you get some help from someone with puter!!

Ok, thanks Starbs! Nitey night! Sweet Dreams! They're from the geenie! XD :D

Hello! Is there anybody out there?

*pokes her head out from behind the monitor*

*sniffs Adam_89*

*Ducks back behind the monitor*

*pokes her head out from behind the monitor*

*sniffs Adam_89*

*Ducks back behind the monitor*

Do I smell bad? Oh, now I am going to get all emotional. Haha

Smells like boys... ewww...
Ahhh sorry, I am in the strangest mood tonight, I think it's too much caffeine... or not enough...

Do I smell bad? Oh, now I am going to get all emotional. Haha

Where the h-e-double hockey sticks have you been?

Oh and how have you been? ::back in sweet voice::

Where the h-e-double hockey sticks have you been?

Oh and how have you been? ::back in sweet voice::

I was in a terrible terrible place. Somewhere I never want to go again.
Please don't send me back. I can't! I won't!

How have you been Justy! I missed my lovely lady!

Smells like boys... ewww...
Ahhh sorry, i am in the strangest mood tonight, I think it's too much caffeine... or not enough...

You not into boys there Shaz?

Lol yes, I am... I've just been reding some posts in the teen forum and I think I de-aged about 10 years

I was in a terrible terrible place. Somewhere I never want to go again.
Please don't send me back. I can't! I won't!

How have you been Justy! I missed my lovely lady!

I asked for clarification and I have to admit I am even further confused now.

As far as me, I am doing well. Half way through the day without children tonight, so I am looking forward to the five o'clock buzzer.

How are you doing, Adam?

lol yes, I am... I've just been reding some posts in the teen forum and I think I de-aged about 10 years

Ok. I was just checking.

I remember you now. You were the pretty lady from the pictures of our members thread.

By deaging you 10 years, how old would that make you? Lol

I asked for clarification and I have to admit I am even further confused now.

As far as me, I am doing well. Half way through the day without children tonight, so I am looking forward to the five o'clock buzzer.

How are you doing, Adam?

Didn't mean to confuse you there. I was blocked by work really, I somehow just found my way back. I was having AMHD withdrawals.

I'm glad you are doing good.

Wow, not even a peek in at all last week.

I was seriously worried.

Glad to know you were just neglecting us. :D