Wow, not even a peek in at all last week.

I was seriously worried.

Glad to know you were just neglecting us. :D

I wasn't neglecting you. I tried to get on here everyday and never could. Finally I was able to go around the direct site. I missed you guys very much. I think it has been longer than a week hasn't it? At least it seemed longer. I was kind in a different state of mind last week anyway, I lost a friend that I work with last Wednesday and that kind of put a damper on things.

Lost? Like terminated? Quit? Or worse?

He passed away from a heart attack. One of the greates guys I knew. One more day and he would have been working here for 22 years. So sad, I sure do miss him.

I am so sorry to hear about that, no wonder your job has been so stressful and you haven't been around.

Well you have a friend and I have a PM if you ever need me.

Thank you Justy. I accepted your friend request. So, I should find you easily.

lol yes, I am... I've just been reding some posts in the teen forum and I think I de-aged about 10 years

Funny... I think that I like you... :D

Funny...I think that I like ya....:D

She's a very pretty gal too sheriff ;)

She's a very pretty gal too sheriff ;)

Yep... do you think that I missed that M?:rolleyes:

Yep...do you think that I missed that M?:rolleyes:

Oh definitely not... ;)

... and I was walking down the street and then... crash!

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Hahahaha! I knew that would get someone's attention! :D Hey Joe! Wassup?

I thought that you guys would enjoy this... can we say "AAAaahhh?"

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EDIT.. early morning, staff meetings... good night.

Hi all!

Tom thinks I'm being abusive to him again.

That man is possibly the most annoying human being I've ever met.

When I disagree I'm being abusive, when he disagrees he's teaching. When he talks down to me about my religious beliefs and I respond, then I can't handle disagreement. When I question his beliefs then I'm being abusive.

What the?

You cannot have a conversation with that man, it's not possible! :(

You cannot have a conversation with that man, it's not possible! :(


So don't ;) Geez that was easy LOL :cool:

So don't ;) Geez that was easy LOL :cool:

Um M, too easy, can't do it. You know me, I'm stubborn, pigheaded and darnit, I love giving that man a taste of his own medicine. He's an arse to the 10th degree and it's about time someone stood up to him. The fact that I am and that I'm female irks him to no end.

Okay, okay, you're way makes sense too. Darnit, you and your logic. :(

It is infuriating.

I understand guys , that's why I never comment on the Religious discussions. I read them sometimes for entertainment value but really every thread seems to turn into a slanging match.

Not my cup of tea ;)

Alty, I made a post. Please read whenever you can...

Hey y'all, I think I called somebody a Dinkle Dorf today... some 16 girl that wants to have a baby to help her 19 yr old BF's court case.

What a Dinkle Dorf... lol

I will read your post Joe, and I will watch your video Sheriff, and I will possibly cause a fight Alty (lol), and I will try and take your advice Batman (why did I give in and go to that thread?)... but right now I'm busy being Mrs. Danny Gokey!! I have to support my husband! In you face NM! Hahahahaha! :p He's singing this to meee you know! :D

What a Dinkle Dorf.... lol

I concur Joe. :)

Hi all!

Tom thinks I'm being abusive to him again.

That man is possibly the most annoying human being I've ever met.

When I disagree I'm being abusive, when he disagrees he's teaching. When he talks down to me about my religious beliefs and I respond, then I can't handle disagreement. When I question his beliefs then I'm being abusive.

What the?

You cannot have a conversation with that man, it's not possible! :(

Yes, Alty, rather than going on every thread that I am (and now elsewhere) posting abusive comments about me, why don't you just put me on ignore if you don't like what I have to say.

Most members of this board seem to have no difficulty carrying on a respectful discussion despite differing views.

Goodbye Tom!. no one is listening!

Goodbye Tom!....no one is listening!

Apparently you are - you commented.

NM - Get the TP out. It is about to get messy in here...

The ducky does not need any TP but I think somebody else will need it soon.

Joe Joe

Here you go... boy, it seems that we're flying through this TP... But I have plenty!

Hey there! Anyone still in? :)

Ok, out for lunch... Back in a few...

You there Unky? Heyyyyyyyyyy!

Saw this on the pictures thread...


Aww, he's a cutie shaz... no doubt about that! :)

Don't worry NM, you'll find yours ;)

I'll find what a poodle or an M?

Oops, sorry for late reply. Hadn't received notifications... You, NM, will find yours... in a way. ;)

Ok, returning home now. Cya!

Good Morning Everyone! I see you bear!

Hey adam long time no see... (or talk rather), how are you


Guess I replied too late soz about that, cya later

Hey, I'm in and out today

Hey, Yea it has been awhile. I don't have access to internet at home and they blocked me at work and I just now somehow found my way back to the site. How is everyone?

We're all well, I think the last couple days none of us have been around very much. Sorry to hear/read about your friend from work Adam.

Thanks NM. I guess it's life. Just to show you that you never know when and how much God is in control.

Hey Adam, maybe blocking you was supposed to tell you something... hmmm?? :D

Hey NM and Bear. Top of the morning and evening to you. :)

Yes Adam, He is in control and we just have to remember that an accept what He allows.

Hey Justy, Care Bear... and I guess if anybody else is hiding!

Hey, Yea it has been awhile. I don't have access to internet at home and they blocked me at work and I just now somehow found my way back to the site. How is everyone?


How do you survive?? :eek: I'd go crazy! Lol

Well, I am sorry Justy. Maybe it is telling me something. I guess I will slip back into that again. Maybe see you all again some day!

Helloooo!!

It's my day off today!!

I'm enjoying a latte on the patio on this B-E-A-Utiful sunny day.

WHOO!

Well, I am sorry Justy. Maybe it is telling me something. I guess I will slip back into that again. Maybe see ya all again some day!

You are so moody with me and you know I lub you and am just foolin. I was lost without you last week.

Hey Sneezy,
I need some latte because I'm ti-red! I need some other things too, but wrong room, eh?

How you been?

Ok, Justy I was foolin too.

Ok, Justy I was foolin too.

You get me all worried that I upset you... geesh. :eek:

I'm good!

First day off in MONTHS!

I'm glad to see ms. shazamataz is here...

Her name's fun to say. SHAZAMATAAAAZZZZ heeehee

Sneezy, will you please bring me a latte too?

K, thanks

I am sorry Justy.

I am so addicted to that darn eyeball game in the thread posted by CaptianRich

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/best-new-way-ive-found-kill-time-335248-2.html

My best so far is 4.86

Arg!!

I know I have been avoiding telling you that I was a 3.56 the first time I tried.

It maybe the monitor also though.

Yeah, Justy I think we both did way better than Adam

::NM slinks away after causing a ruckus::

See, You guys keep messing with my emotions. I don't know what is wrong. I can do awesome on all of them except the parallogram one. I keep being off about 20 units or so and it screws up my score big time.

ARG!!

Adam, it's OK, really, only I can be perfect at everything. ;)

Darnit, I suck at it.

My best score ; 7.83 :(

Darnit, I suck at it.

My best score ; 7.83 :(

Thanks Alty! You are my hero!

Thanks Alty! You are my hero!

Hey! But, but, Waaaaaaaa! I'm only your hero because I'm bad at the game. That's not good. :eek:

Someone hold me, I'm sad. :(

See, You guys keep messing with my emotions. I don't know what is wrong. I can do awesome on all of them except the parallogram one. I keep being off about 20 units or so and it screws up my score big time.

ARG!!!

Don't be all sensitive Adam, see Alty sucks too! :P

::NM slinks away after causing more ruckus::

Someone hold me, I'm sad. :(

I would but you remember what happened the last week and I mistakened you for kp? :o

Well, we see how mean NM is. Alty, you will still be my hero. I will hold you if you want me too. Bad things might come of it though.

6.30! Darnit! :(

I'm not even going to post my score, I'm an embarrassment to human perception lol

Well, we see how mean NM is. Alty, you will still be my hero. I will hold you if you want me too. Bad things might come of it though.

I'll take the chance.

Just remember that I'm a married gal and I'll try to forget that you're a hunky 19 year old. This could end badly, or good, depending on how you look at it! ;)

I'm not even gonna post my score, I'm an embarrasment to human perception lol

How bad can it be Shaz? Wait, don't anser that, NM will tear you apart. ;)

I'll take the chance.

Just remember that I'm a married gal and I'll try to forget that you're a hunky 19 year old. This could end badly, or good, depending on how you look at it! ;)

I remembered that. It can't hurt, and I am sure I could do some good.

I'm not even gonna post my score, I'm an embarrasment to human perception lol

Oh, come on now, you can't be shy around us here. I did at one point have a 19 something. So, I am almost sure it couldn't be worse than that.

Oh, come on now, you can't be shy around us here. I did at one point have a 19 something. So, I am almost sure it couldn't be worse than that.

Probably not, can't get worse then Adam. ;)

Alty and Adam- I am not mean! Geesh I was just funnin' you Adam, don't be all PMSy on me! Gots nothing but lub for you!

****HEAR YE, HEAR YE****
I NOW PRONOUNCE THIS WASCALLY WABBIT: SHAZZY.

Shazzy, c'mon tell us your score! I won't be mean, promise. :o

Probably not, can't get worse then Adam. ;)

And y'all were talking about me being mean!

(LMAO! That was funny Justy!)

Aw, NM, do you need a hug? No nipple biting though, promise me that! ;)

Shaz is a bunny too? Cool. :)

Shaz, welcome to the mosh pit. :)

Well, I keep getting confused, So I will just sit in the corner and wait until I get my chance with Alty. Haha!!

Yes Alty I need a hug, but seeing as we both have ginormous boobas I don't know if it'd work but thanks, might be best to have a guy somewhere in the mix... we know kp can handle us both at the same time...

Don't be jealous Adam, she likes it when I bite her nipples. I understand the correct suction to moisture ratio.

I will teach you someday, Grasshoppa.

NM, That picture is really freaking me out.

Well, I keep getting confused, So I will just sit in the corner and wait until I get my chance with Alty. Haha!!!!!

You sly little devil you. :cool:

The whole pic is like on page 4 I think, have you seen it? Now THAT one will freak you out!

You do know that's not me right?

You sly little devil you. :cool:

Yes indeedy, feed the needy

Don't be jealous Adam, she likes it when I bite her nipples. I understand the correct suction to moisture ratio.
I will teach you someday, Grasshoppa.

Darnit NM, if you were a guy that would be totally hot! :D

Got to go take a shower now, it's getting a bit warm in here! :o

Later all, have fun while I'm awol, but not too much fun. ;)

Fun without Alty? Who heard of such a thing?

Alty and Adam- I am not mean!! Geesh I was just funnin' ya Adam, don't be all PMSy on me! Gots nothing but lub for ya!

****HEAR YE, HEAR YE****
I NOW PRONOUNCE THIS WASCALLY WABBIT: SHAZZY.

Shazzy, c'mon tell us your score! I won't be mean, promise. :o

*whispers* 12.4

There's a bunny mosh pit? I hope you have all been fixed, you know the rumor about bunnies!

*whispers* 12.4

There's a bunny mosh pit? I hope you have all been fixed, you know the rumor about bunnies!

FIXED! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

Don't worry, I prefer boy bunny's, your virtue is safe with me. :D

Really have to go now. Darn. Poo. Damnitalltohell! :mad:

:cool:
*whispers* 12.4

There's a bunny mosh pit? I hope you have all been fixed, you know the rumor about bunnies!

See there Shazzy, Adam said he got 19 :p

All right Adam, I'm just picking at you because you said I would

Yes, Shazzy all the bunnies have been fixed per the directions of our resident Pet Expert.

Oh, I missed Adams score hehehehe... sorry

Again... sorry... hehehehe

Hey now, I am now down to a 4.68 thank you. LOL

Oh damn...

Yea, I am moving on up in the world. I still am not as good as the rest of them but I am getting there.

Well Shazzy, I think you have to step it up!

Good job Adam! I can only do that once or twice a day because it makes my eyes hurt.

You are still better than me, that's not much of an achievement though lol... there's no time limit just get out a measuring tape... no one will know *evil laugh*

You are still better than me, that's not much of an acheivement though lol... theres no time limit just get out a measuring tape... noone will know *evil laugh*

Haha. True. I used some tape yesterday on the convergence until I finally got ahold of it. I keep gettign less that 6 every time but None better than 4.86. I have been trying since 8 or 9 this morning. I was getting better now I am gettign to the point where I get worse each time.

Its surprising how hard it is! I can't get my head around some of them especially the right angles.

I got 0.0 on one of the circle ones, I was so proud... it was the only one though lol

Haha. I got 0.0 on it once and never again. Sometimes I get a few units away from it now and then but the right angle one does suck

Oh my gof oh my god oh my god I got 2.55
I am never playing that again lol

I include proof! Lol

4.21

... I was a math major...

:( *ashamed*

Adam

Had to do it one last time - 5.81, now I have a headache.

Posted to wrong thread... oops

:eek:

Of few words...

4.21

...I was a math major...

:( *ashamed*

Sneezy, I don't think it has so much to do with mathematical competence as it does a grasp for spatial awareness.

So I would think someone who is artistic (ie. Drawing, designing, and talents of the like) would have more of a handle on this type of exercise.

Just a theory.

Hey, I'm in and out today


You wish... :D

You wish...........:D

Hmmm, wish what Darlin'? :rolleyes:

So I would think someone who is artistic (ie. Drawing, designing, and talents of the like) would have more of a handle on this type of exercise.

But I'm artistic, paint, draw, build etc. and I suck at it!

There goes that theory. :(

Well to prove or disprove the theory, we would have to take a random sampling of those that participated in the game, compile the results and study the data to draw a conclusion.

Well to prove or disprove the theory, we would have to take a random sampling of those that participated in the game, compile the results and study the data to draw a conclusion.

Too much work. We'll just call it a draw! ;)

To much work. We'll just call it a draw! ;)

I agree. We'll just accept that it's you. :p :p

I agree. We'll just accept that it's you. :p :p

:eek: That did not go the way I planned. :(

Goodnight Everyone,

I am so addicted to that darn eyeball game in the thread posted by CaptianRich

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-c...-335248-2.html

My best so far is 4.86

Arg!!!


Hey, I got 3.00!! :D

Oops, this was only in the parallelogram. :o
Overall : 4.10.

Huh?. What? Ohhh... in college? High Five Unky! Woohoo!

Update; 3.46!!

Hey Starbs! Nope. That's a game from the quote I posted a while ago that Alty, Adam, Justy, NM, Sneezy and perhaps more have been playing...

Update!! 2.0!! :D

Okay then... I got 10.20! :p I didn't read back... and I have no idea what game you were playing, but knowing these guys it was something really weird! Lol. Just dropped in to say G'nite. Off to bed I go. ::YAWN:: Night Unky!

K Starby! Nitey night!! Have sweet dreams! :)

I found it in the humor and comedy section and posted it here. I didn't know you did that once Unky, I apologize for that. So, far today I still suck and scored a 4.37

I can't believe this Bear....they are from my area? I didn't know this, I am simply amazed my friend....you will be delighted that I was so fortunate to have found this for you !!!!!!! NO 'THANKS' are necessary...

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With TLC,

Stringer

I found it in the humor and comedy section and posted it here. I didn't know you did that once Unky, I apologize for that. So, far today I still suck and scored a 4.37

Adam... listen to me... move away from the thread... move your hand from the mouse...

Are we addicted? There is help... but you must ask for it... :D

Adam....listen to me....move away from the thread.....move your hand from the mouse.....

Are we addicted? There is help....but you must ask for it.......:D

Yes Stringer I think Adam is addicted! He has been doing this game for days!

He hasn't eaten, slept, or bathed for days. His job and family are going neglected because he's spending so much time playing this game. He's going to lose everything over this. :(

Yes Stringer I think Adam is addicted! He has been doing this game for days!

He hasn't eaten, slept, or bathed for days. His job and family are going neglected because he's spending so much time playing this game. He's gonna lose everything over this. :(

Whew, you were talking about Adam, I thought you were referring to me for a moment.

Ah ha! I'm not the only one. I can't get away from it though. It has me drawn in good!

Together now... move slowly towards Adam... don't scare him... these addicted types are jumpy...

There... grab his arms... we can help him... it will take hours of declassification... but there is nothing we won't do to help a friend.

Put the hood over his head, take him to the truck... we'll bring him back in a few days... brand spanking new... of course his brain will have been erased... completely... that could be a problem.

There is a cure Adam.

Here's what you do. You find someone you love, really care about, introduce them to the game, let them use your computer to play it. Soon you will no longer have the option to play as they will be on the computer night and day trying to beat the best score.

I had to pry hubby of the puter yesterday at 3am, he works at 7am. His eyes were all puffy and red, and all he kept saying was "2.3, that's my best, I can do better, just one more time, I promise".

I think I may have to delete the game somehow, or distract him when he gets home. :(

There is a cure Adam.

Here's what you do. You find someone you love, really care about, introduce them to the game, let them use your computer to play it. Soon you will no longer have the option to play as they will be on the computer night and day trying to beat the best score.

I had to pry hubby of the puter yesterday at 3am, he works at 7am. His eyes were all puffy and red, and all he kept saying was "2.3, that's my best, I can do better, just one more time, I promise".

I think I may have to delete the game somehow, or distract him when he gets home. :(


Yeah then what sucks is when you are like me getting angry that someone is interferring with my computer time.

Yeah then what sucks is when you are like me getting angry that someone is interferring with my computer time.

Don't I know it.

Why the heck does my husband think he can use my computer? Really? I don't think so.

So what if we do our banking on line. The taxes? Do them after I go to bed. I mean really, I only have 14 hours of awake time to use this thing, not nearly enough! ;)

Ok, explosives are in place... 'yes we can change' this and stop the addictions... does anyone have a match?

Ok, explosives are in place.....'yes we can change' this and stop the addictions.....does anyone have a match?

Will a lighter do? I have a lighter. :)

Will a lighter do? I have a lighter. :)

Yes, the fuse is short... run!! :eek::rolleyes:

Yes, the fuse is short...run!!!!!:eek::rolleyes:

I tripped, I tripped! Stringer, don't leave me behind. Ahhhh, the fuse, it's getting closer to the... BOOM!

This day is not starting well. :(

Admitting the addiction is the first step, but I am not ready for step two.

Guess I will have to stay in here and blow.

I am dying for my cause... hehe.

How are you doing, Alty?

How are you doing, Alty?

Other then the fact that Stringer blew me up, I'm okay. How about you?

Today is laundry and house tidying day. Have I ever mentioned that I don't like these chores? Ya, you, I know, I mention it repeatedly. I think I doth protest too much. :(

Darnit, I need a maid, or at least a hubby that helps. Okay, whine, whine, whine, get me some cheese.

Starby, do you have my cheese?

I am dying for my cause... hehe.


LMAO!

I didn't allow myself to get hooked. The first night I did it I realized it could easily happen (a la Solitaire) so I closed out the game window and left it alone. I did it twice yesterday but then ran in the other direction. I will not go back down that path!

Noux is addicted to other things instead... :p

I just love the idea that I am still earning money for my addiction... geesh... that is sweet.

What would I do with a job where they required me to work away from a PC?

In Memorial to you...

You will be honored, stories will be told for all eternity around patio fireplaces, people will raise the glasses to you, your pictures (taken from the members' thread) will be hung with honor on the exalted wall of those who have sacrificed themselves for the good of all of us.

Raise your glasses... 'here, here... to these brave souls'

Now who is going to pay to have this mess cleaned up? I can't do it for free you know...

Noux is addicted to other things instead..... :p

You will be happy to note: Contrary to the addage, it will not fall off if you play with it too much...

Be guilt free in your addiction, Noux. :D

LMAO!!

I didn't allow myself to get hooked. The first night I did it I realized it could easily happen (a la Solitaire) so I closed out the game window and left it alone. I did it twice yesterday but then ran in the other direction. I will not go back down that path!

You know you want to. Come on, just one more game, just one, it'll be okay, don't worry. Here, I'll help you. :D

The eyeballing game (http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/)

Oops, is that the link? Wow, how did that happen? :cool:

In Memorial to you...

You will be honored, stories will be told for all eternity around patio fireplaces, people will raise the glasses to you, your pictures (taken from the members' thread) will be hung with honor on the exalted wall of those who have sacrificed themselves for the good of all of us.

Raise your glasses....'here, here...to these brave souls'

Now who is going to pay to have this mess cleaned up? I can't do it for free ya know.....

I'm going to haunt you! :D

In Memorial to you...

You will be honored, stories will be told for all eternity around patio fireplaces, people will raise the glasses to you, your pictures (taken from the members' thread) will be hung with honor on the exalted wall of those who have sacrificed themselves for the good of all of us.

Raise your glasses....'here, here...to these brave souls'

Now who is going to pay to have this mess cleaned up? I can't do it for free ya know.....

You set the bomb! You can clean it up for free by yourself. No help for you.

BTW, there aren't patio fireplaces in jail... that is where people go when they set off bomb, you know.

You set the bomb! You can clean it up for free by yourself. No help for you.

BTW, there aren't patio fireplaces in jail... that is where people go when they set off bomb, you know.

Aaaaah... home arrest? :rolleyes:

Oh no,,

I'm going to haunt you! :D

Many have said this to me before for so many reasons... I am immune... :cool:

Oh no,,,

Oh no?:confused:

The link to the game... I went to the link.

The link to the game... I went to the link.

Ooops. Wow, I didn't think you would be that weak Joe. ;)

Another one bites the dust. :D

Placing second group of bombs...

Hi Joe... stand right there... hee hee... :)

Placing second group of bombs....

Hi Joe....stand right there...hee hee.... :)

I am not helping this time, my hair is still smoking. :(

You're on your own Stringer, I'll be behind this brick wall, watching. :eek:

Placing second group of bombs....

Hi Joe....stand right there...hee hee.... :)

Never learned a lesson, you already have one for your conscience.

Lesson? Conscience?

I checked my memory bank... no record of those words... :)

Lesson? Conscience?

I checked my memory bank...no record of those words.... :)

Stringer dear, lessons are those things I teach you, your conscience is that little voice (sounds like Marta) that tell you not to do bad things.

Remember now? :D

Lesson? Conscience?

I checked my memory bank...no record of those words.... :)

Didn't think so.

The wake of devistation that you left in your path speaks volumes.

Didn't think so.

The wake of devistation that you left in your path speaks volumes.

OUCH, turned... :(

Stringer dear, lessons are those things I teach you, your conscience is that little voice (sounds like Marta) that tell you not to do bad things.

Remember now? :D

NOW THAT I understand... I seem to hear her voice a LOT.

NOW THAT I understand....I seem to hear her voice a LOT.

I bet you do. I bet it's usually loud and insistent, nes pas? ;)

Hey! I went to the bathroom (with my laptop) and all of a sudden, I am being blown up! What the heck is up with that?

I bet you do. I bet it's usually loud and insistent, nes pas? ;)

Yes it is... (I know 'nes pas' dear... is it not?) :rolleyes::)

Hey! I went to the bathroom (with my laptop) and all of a sudden, I am being blown up! What the heck is up with that?

But Adam, my friend we tried everything else... that was all that was left that could be done...

Ah shucks!

Ah shucks!

Well... if you say that you are cured, then it will not be necessary to proceed further... :rolleyes:

Say you're cured Adam, say it!

Stringer is making me help him, so far I have singed hair and eyebrows and my butt is still on fire. I don't want to know what comes next. :(

Awwe, Stringer... put on your happy face.

That is the one I love.

Say you're cured Adam, say it!

Stringer is making me help him, so far I have singed hair and eyebrows and my butt is still on fire. I don't want to know what comes next. :(

Funny... keep 'um guessing... :)

awwe, Stringer... put on your happy face.

That is the one I love.

I am always happy, my purpose; to make all... happy... though whatever means... :cool: and look >>>>>>>>:) and :D

A big 'EDIT:'...did I just hear you say that you lub me?

Another 'EDIT:' wait... wait... I have my tape recorder now... say it again... please?

I fell asleep. Did I miss anything?

I fell asleep. Did I miss anything?

Aren't you at work Adam? They let you sleep? I want your job! :cool:

Aren't you at work Adam? They let you sleep? I want your job! :cool:

Yea, I am at work right now. I love this job. It is pretty good to me.

Reminds me of a seasonal job I once had... pretty laid back.

At least he isn't eyeballing anything.

Adam, by the way, if you play the game all day today, Stringer will bomb your computer.

Reminds me of a seasonal job I once had... pretty laid back.

At least he isn't eyeballing anything.

Adam, btw, if you play the game all day today, Stringer will bomb your computer.

There is that possibility...

Hey, can't we all just get along?

Hi adam soz I missed you the other day how are you

Hey, can't we all just get along?

Yes.

Hey Bear! It's cool.

I'm glad we can all get along Stringer!

Not me, I am not going to do it!

You can't make me! No way, no how! I am just here to stir the pot ;)

HEYYYY BEAR!! You been hiding.

I can't get better than 4.37.
ARG!!

Time to quit Adam, you are a lost cause... :p

Hi justy
Yea in fact I think I heard something in the shadows calling me back,

In the last one my first round is doing so good, but I am sure I will mess it up. I am at 3.8 right now.

Fricken ended it with 6.68. That damn right angle cheats you too. If you line a piece of paper up with it sometimes, the paper doesn't fit perfectly but it will in the line that you had. Stupid f*in thing!

Adam, step away from the computer, the men in the white van are coming!

No, was it because I said something about Obama?

Fricken ended it with 6.68. That damn right angle cheats ya too. If you line a piece of paper up with it sometimes, the paper doesn't fit perfectly but it will in the line that you had. Stupid f*in thing!

You are cheating now?

OMG, you do need help! :eek:

hi justy
yea infact i think i heard something in the shadows calling me back,

I am something in the shadows :confused: Lurking :confused:

Now I feel like I should just go crawl back into the shadows. :(

No, was it because I said something about Obama?

Just because Obama got a 2.12 and you can't doesn't make him a bad president.

Adam dear, come with me, we'll get you the help you need.

Justy, Bear, get the deprogrammer!

No worries Adam, it will be okay. Do you
Want a muffin? Here, it's blueberry!

Justy, Bear, the sedative is in the muffin. As sson as he falls asleep, we take him to the prearranged meeting place. K?

Adam dear, are you getting sleepy?

NOW!

Bear, you need to help me with this, I can't just drag his head across the floor and he is way too heavy for me.

You are the one that told me to take the feet! Pick up his head... he is going to end up with that baby bald spot at this rate!

You are cheating now?

OMG, you do need help!! :eek:

Well, I had to put it to the test. I only cheated it once. Right now I am at 2.69 but I sure I will screw it up royally!

Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!

Howdy do!

You are a bit too vocal for being sedated there, Adam.

You are a bit too vocal for being sedated there, Adam.

I guess the drugs haven't kicked in yet. :(

Another muffin Adam? :D

If not I have some chloroform. :D

Yes please! AUF WIERDERSEHEN!!

Yes please! AUF WIERDERSEHEN!!!

Tschuss! :)

Guess you are going home, Adam?

Guess you are going home, Adam?

Let's hope he doesn't have a computer at home, maybe he'll be able to pull himself away from the eyeball game long enough to eat, pee, sleep, you know, stuff that counts! ;)

Yes, I am going home. I am all pumped up and full of energy. I wish I could be like that guy from "Yes Man" That was actually a pretty good movie. Anyway, I guess I got a minute here. I have no internet at home right now or I would probably be hooked. Hehehaha

Yes, I am going home. I am all pumped up and full of energy. I wish I could be like that guy from "Yes Man" That was actually a pretty good movie. Anyway, I guess I got a minute here. I have no internet at home right now or I would probably be hooked. Hehehaha

Duh?? :)

Duh ???? :)

Stringy, what happened to your avy? Did he disappear? Are you looking for a new one?

I can find a few for you if you like. :D

Stringy, what happened to your avy? Did he disappear? Are you looking for a new one?

I can find a few for you if you like. :D

Got it... thanks... :)

Ruh Roh! The badge! This is serious. :(

Ruh Roh! The badge! This is serious. :(

City of Chicago badge... (one hour looking for it... ) :rolleyes:

(in and out again)

Nice Avi stringer

(in and out again)

nice Avi stringer

Thank you Deputy. You have a nice evenin' now... ya hear...

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request

Just when I thought I'd seen it all!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adoption/two-gorgeous-white-babies-adoption-342477.html

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request

Is that a yes or a no?

Means no
Sorry :(

Wow Alty, surely that thread can't be real. It just can't be. :mad:

Hey Stringer, Bear, whoever else is here...
Nice avi Stringer... but just because you've got a shiny new badge, you're NOT taking over! :p

I hope it's just a troll, but my gut is saying no.

The pictures is what's making me think that this is real. Who would post pictures of two innocent kids as a prank?

And fyi, the title "Two gorgeous white babies for adoption"

Those kids are at least part Asian. Does she think that saying they're white will make a difference?

I'm also betting that they aren't adopted, but her biological children.

Just my gut, and I'm usually not wrong.

Yeah I was thinking that the kids were part Asian too, not that it matters. But yea, probably figured saying they're white would make a difference.

I couldn't even conceptualize a prank like that. There are some trolls out there but this is just sick. Glad Chuck removed the pics and closed it. Because she obviously was watching the thread but wasn't going to try to explain it.

means no
sorry :(

Do you mean being a deputy or the part about 'having a nice evening?' :confused:

Wow Alty, surely that thread can't be real. It just can't be. :mad:

Hey Stringer, Bear, whoever else is here...
Nice avi Stringer... but just because you've got a shiny new badge, you're NOT taking over! :p

Paranoid? Hee hee

I hope it's just a troll, but my gut is saying no.

The pictures is what's making me think that this is real. Who would post pictures of two innocent kids as a prank?

And fyi, the title "Two gorgeous white babies for adoption"

Those kids are at least part Asian. Does she think that saying they're white will make a difference?

I'm also betting that they aren't adopted, but her biological children.

Just my gut, and I'm usually not wrong.

I was so pi**ed, I spent 20 minutes sputting out my anger to her and when I went to post it... 'sorry, this post has been closed... '

Paranoid? hee hee

'Noid? Who, me? Nah. :eek:

We need to figure out who will do the next thread. Joe and I have been tossing some ideas around but if someone else wants to do it we'll wait our turn.

Well I guess to both
Sorry :(

I was so pi**ed, I spent 20 minutes sputting out my anger to her and when I went to post it...'sorry, this post has been closed...'

Ahhh, no worries, I gave her hell for the both of us. :)

It felt good to go a wee bit angry Alty on her a$$. Wish I could have unleashed the full Alyt, but people have been know to die when I do that. :o

well i guess to both
sorry :(

Isssss okay, hope I didn't offend you in some way though. :)

Ahhh, no worries, I gave her hell for the both of us. :)

It felt good to go a wee bit angry Alty on her a$$. Wish I could have unleashed the full Alyt, but people have been know to die when I do that. :o

Yeah... I am going to have to ask for help hiding all those bodies...

Yeah...I am going to have to ask for help hiding all those bodies....

Hide them? I told you to burn them! :(

Oops, um, meet me in the corner, we'll discuss this there. :o

'Noid?? Who, me? Nah. :eek:

We need to figure out who will do the next thread. Joe and I have been tossing some ideas around but if someone else wants to do it we'll wait our turn.

I've been thinking of a few things also, I haven't completely formulated it as yet... just thinking. But if you guys have something cool... go for it. :D

Hide them? I told you to burn them! :(

Oops, um, meet me in the corner, we'll discuss this there. :o

That's it... grab a lot of books to read in the cell... we are going to need them...

Not at all stringer

not at all stringer

Good, we have been friends too long to have something happen like that my friend, glad to hear that.:)

Oops, um, meet me in the corner, we'll discuss this there. :o

HEY... your sitting on my lap :p

HEY.................your sitting on my lap :p

Hey M...

Hey stringer :)

Hey M ;)

Hey M ;)

;)

Hello NM, Bear, Stringer, and M.

Hey Joe :)

This is like the Hi Society

Hey JoeJoe xoxoxoxoxo
:)

Edit: Joe = My favorite Popsicler :p

Good Evening, All... Any good threads going on?

This teenager got pregnant had an abortion 1 month ago and had unprotected sex again and worried about being pregnant.

Now we have enough for a quorum, meeting can be called to order...

HI Joe... Justy.

Good Evening, All... Any good threads going on?

They're all getting closed, lol

There was one ALty posted where a girl was trying to pawn off her adopted babies because her new boyfriend didn't want to take care of "another man's" babies.

Another, on the Teen Forum, asking if you had to choose money or sex which. I got that one closed because nobody'd paid attention that it was in the Teen Forum.

Then of course there's that barrage of "Am I pregnant" threads... :rolleyes:

Am I pregnant? Am I?

I'll pee on the screen, can you tell me then? Please?

Just guess, come on, I need to know now! Buy a test? I don't want to. :(

Ahhhhh, you "experts" suck. Can't even tell me if I'm pregnant. :(

HEY.................your sitting on my lap :p

So umm M, may I sit on your lap? I'll try not to wiggle too much. But I might not be able to help myself... :rolleyes:

Am I pregnant? Am I?

I'll pee on the screen, can you tell me then? Please?

Just guess, come on, I need to know now! Buy a test? I don't want to. :(

Ahhhhh, you "experts" suck. Can't even tell me if I'm pregnant. :(

Good one Alty, I don't bother answering those. Every now and then I'll get bored and answer one but it's pointless. They think we're psychics. I'm just going to start using Magic 8 Ball responses:
"Signs point to Yes"
"Very Doubtful"
"Reply Hazy try again"

Heck, I've got just as good of a chance as getting it right. :p

I just went mean Alty on the abortion girl. :(

So umm M, may I sit on your lap? I'll try not to wiggle too much. But I might not be able to help myself...:rolleyes:

::Ahem::... wrong thread :rolleyes:

::Ahem::....................wrong thread :rolleyes:

Chicken! :D

chicken! :d
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::Ahem::....................wrong thread :rolleyes:

Well you know where to find me so we can discuss it ;)

I just went mean Alty on the abortion girl. :(

Ooh Ooh, what thread?

This teenager got pregnant had an abortion 1 month ago and had unprotected sex again and worried about being pregnant.

I saw that one earlier... turns my tummy.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/had-abortion-had-sex-im-having-period-can-still-pregnant-342457.html

Watch out, I've already stepped over the boundaries, but I'm in a mood.

Can I blame this on PMS? Or people selling babies? Or men that abuse their wives?

Today has been a helluva day. Is it a full moon? :(

And now the little girl that started the Money or sex thread gave me a reddy because I questioned why it was in the Teen forum :mad:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/money-sex-342484.html

Yeah, must be a full moon!

All fixed NM ;)

All fixed NM ;)

Fixed? :confused:

Fixed?? :confused:

Balanced it :cool:

Aww M, you're my hero!

::NM blushes and bats her eyes at Batman::

EDIT: I think you should hold me and comfort me now. :rolleyes:

Goodnight everyone...

Aww M, you're my hero!

::NM blushes and bats her eyes at Batman::

EDIT: I think you should hold me and comfort me now. :rolleyes:

Awww here's a nice hug for you NM... my what big boobas you have :D