No thankfully I don't have allergies. It's just SO annoying. Here it gets really thick and yucky. You can see it blowing in the streets. As pleasant as the weather is this time of year, I can't open my windows because everything will be coated in yellow dust in no time!

No thankfully I don't have allergies. It's just SO annoying. Here it gets really thick and yucky. You can see it blowing in the streets. As pleasant as the weather is this time of year, I can't open my windows because everything will be coated in yellow dust in no time!

Wow that's a lot of pollen, I think id be screwed if I lived where you are :D

People that move to the south from other areas of the country always talk about how much thicker it is here. After my car has been parked for even just a 1/2 hour, it blows off (like snow) when I drive off. We opened the front door at my office and in an hour everything was covered- the phones, computers, desks...
You can see it in piles when it rains and washes it onto the sidewalks.

Well you'll just have to come visit me later in the spring after the worst is gone... ;)

People that move to the south from other areas of the country always talk about how much thicker it is here. After my car has been parked for even just a 1/2 hour, it blows off (like snow) when I drive off. We opened the front door at my office and in an hour everything was covered- the phones, computers, desks...
You can see it in piles when it rains and washes it onto the sidewalks.

Well you'll just have to come visit me later in the spring after the worst is gone... ;)

Yea, ill have to remember that , thanks for the invite :) id invite you over to visit me but I'm not lways in the same place and wherever I am is always a mess :D

So you get white snow in the winter and yellow snow (of sorts) in the spring :D

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Indeed :D
Hi M

Hi Bear... your up late , or that should be early

Hey M, missed you, where you been hiding? (and don't say in the corner!)

Well Bear, we don't really get a lot of snow here in the winter. A few sprinkles here and there. We get more ice, which sux because it causes a lot of power outages.

You're coming up on winter right M?

Either way you want to say it :), yea I should really try an get to sleep at least

Hey M, missed you, where ya been hiding? (and don't say in the corner!)



In the corner :D




You're coming up on winter right M?

Yep , Winter starts here in June. Our Winters aren't too bad though thank god :)

Well I think I'm off for the night, thanks guys for talking to me tonight :)
Cya'll later

Cya bear :)

Yep , Winter starts here in June. Our Winters aren't too bad though thank god :)

Well maybe Bear and I should plan our trip for June/July so that I can escape the humidity of the South.
Get the beeyah and the BBQ! :D

By Bear.

Hi M. :)

I am going to have dark auburn hair by tomorrow, I just snap my fingers, open the Miss Clairol box, apply, wait, rinse, condition, dry and voilà, I will be an auburn haired gal.

Isn't technology grand? ;)

Beer and BBQ is always ready at my place NM ;)

Hi Alty :)

Beer and BBQ is always ready at my place NM ;)


Great, so are you saying I have an open invitation? :D

Hey Alty,
I voted for blonde but I guess you got it too late... but I'm sure the auburn will look fab on you too. :)

Oops, Guess I missed Bear's goodbye... Well anyhow, Later Care Bear, talk to you tomorrow

Great, so are you saying I have an open invitation? :D

Hey Alty,
I voted for blonde but I guess you got it too late... but I'm sure the auburn will look fab on you too. :)

Blonde would not look good on me at all. I have a very dark complexion, big brown eyes, brown eyebrows, brown, um, in other places. I'd be coloring my hair every week just to hide the roots. :eek:

When I was little my hair was a very nice auburn color, the color I chose isn't quite as red, it's a dark auburn (or so I hope).

If it looks terrible I'll just color it again in a few weeks, it's the joy of hair color in a bottle. ;)

I'm going to wash that grey right out of my hair. :D

Blonde would not look good on me at all. I have a very dark complexion, big brown eyes, brown eyebrows, brown, um, in other places. I'd be coloring my hair every week just to hide the roots. :eek:

I'm gonna wash that grey right outta my hair. :D

I'm sure blonde would look lovely on you... I just don't know if such a drastic change should be done at home. So you were right to stick with something close to your natural color for a home job. [I'm not going to respond to the "other places" comment.] :rolleyes:

I need to wash some grey out of my hair too- I got my hair cut this past weekend and I noticed more grey than before :(
Oh well as long as the grey stay on my head, I'm fine.

I never had grey before, all of a sudden there are a few popping up here and there. It's true what they say, pull one grey hair, 10 come to the funeral. :(

This hair dye should do the trick though.

Have I ever told you all that I'm a bit vain? No? Well, I am. Sad, I know, but how I look is important to me.

I'll do it tomorrow, while the kids are at school. :)

Great, so are you saying I have an open invitation? :D



Absolutely :)

Check this out:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/family-law/rears-338676.html

"In the rears"?! Lmao :p :p
Sounds like a topic for later :rolleyes:

Absolutely :)

Well you know, since the flight is so long, I'll probably be really worn out when I get there. I may need a back and front rub...

Check this out:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/family-law/rears-338676.html

"In the rears"?!?!?!!! lmao :p :p
Sounds like a topic for later :rolleyes:

I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole!

NM, I got a bit crazy on the sex thread, I'm blushing... I didn't think that was possible. Wow, I surprise even me. :D

M dear, do I still have an open invitation too, or am I a thing of the past? Is NM your new girl toy, am I a distant memory? Sad, I thought we had something special. :(

I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole!

NM, I got a bit crazy on the sex thread, I'm blushing..... I didn't think that was possible. Wow, I surprise even me. :D

M dear, do I still have an open invitation too, or am I a thing of the past? Is NM your new girl toy, am I a distant memory? Sad, I thought we had something special. :(

Funny, I just came from that room, lol. I have to check in periodically.

I'm trying so hard with M but he won't give me the time Alty. :(
I'd take such good care of him but he runs to his corner and hides from me. :( :( :(

M dear, do I still have an open invitation too, or am I a thing of the past?

Alty , you know your always welcome ;)





I'm trying so hard with M but he won't give me the time Alty. :(
I'd take such good care of him but he runs to his corner and hides from me.

Told you I was uncorruptable NM :cool:

Beep Beep!! LOL ;) 18376

Told you I was uncorruptable NM :cool:

Beep Beep!!!! LOL ;) 18376

There's more to me than that M, sure I could corrupt you but I'm deeper than the surface m'dear. :cool:

There's more to me than that M, sure I could corrupt you but I'm deeper than the surface m'dear. :cool:

Wow, that's good! ;)

M dear, she's a firecracker, you need a firecracker, heck, she's almost as good as me. ;)

M, if I corrupted you... you'd love it. ;)

Poor M, I think he's sitting with his head in the corner sobbing and sucking his thumb. It's okay M, don't worry, we won't hurt you... much! ;)

Can you all tell that hubby's on nights? I CAN! :(

Alty, I see us very easily getting out of hand on this thread, lol. We better watch our step...

Of course I thought of a million ways to respond to that last comment but I won't here.

I got to go for a few, going to grab a shower...
C'mon join me M, I'll get it warm for you (take that however you want) ;)

I will do my best to behave. I get a bit antsy when hubby's on nights and I'm not getting any loving. M know, so do the rest, it's the stuff of legend. ;)

Crazy girls :rolleyes:

Crazy girls :rolleyes:

You know you love it. Admit it, or I'll tickle you! ;)

Nobody even noticed I have a second green square now. Guess it's not a big deal since all of y'all have like a dozen squares. :(

Alty loves her greenies NM ;) You'll catch up with us all in no time.

(sniff) It's just that I was so excited (sniff) :(

You know you love it. Admit it, or I'll tickle you! ;)

I'm only ticklish in one spot , want to guess? :cool:

I'm only ticklish in one spot , wanna guess?? :cool:

Ooh ooh, pick me! Pick me!

Is it behind your ears?

Ooh ooh, pick me! Pick me!

Is it behind your ears?

LOL...

My you and Alty are getting pretty steamy in that "other" room ;)

TWO SQUARES :cool:

LOL..................

my you and Alty are getting pretty steamy in that "other" room ;)

Come join us; it'd be fun ;)

******
Hey Joux!! Missed you today! How are you feeling?

I'm only ticklish in one spot , wanna guess?? :cool:

No, I'd rather just feel around and find it. :D

He won't let me get close to any of his 'spots'.

Well boys and girls, I guess I'm going to call it a night.

I sure could use some "in the rears" tonight... M? Shall I leave the light on for you?

M, run, she'd eat you alive! ;)

Night NM! NM hee, hee, N and M. Cute. :)

I sure could use some "in the rears" tonight... M?? Shall I leave the light on for you?

LMAO... you sound like you need a good spanking NM ;) Good night

M, run, she'd eat you alive! ;)



I think you could be right Alty ;)

Goodnight M, Alty, and Noux...

- recovering -

LMAO............you sound like you need a good spanking NM ;) Good night

Now I'll wake up for that! That def got my attention. :D

(Told you Alty, he's been in there peeking)

M, run, she'd eat you alive! ;)

Night NM! NM hee, hee, N and M. Cute. :)

No he could eat me alive though...

Arrgh! I can't control myself! :eek:

'Night Joux, write me when you're feeling better.

I think you could be right Alty ;)

I am right dear, you're safer with me. Not safe, just safer. ;)

No he could eat me alive though...

Arrgh! I can't control myself! :eek:


I ain't going anywhere near that Avi :eek:

I ain't going anywhere near that Avi :eek:

You and me both M, she's scary!

Told you that a sexy avi is need NM. I'll find you one, I'm sure M will help. Right M? :)

I ain't going anywhere near that Avi :eek:

I've got other pictures you might like. ;)

in the other room
I think it has something to do with the order of the avi's at the top of this screen. Plus he mentioned it in the Lounge thread. But I suspected anyway because of the avi's. He's been checking in on the activity in here.


Yep :D

I've got other pictures you might like. ;)


Ha Ha... well you have my email addy ;)

The avi is Bellatrix LeStrange from Harry Potter. I needed something crazy for this thread.

M, no need to be scared; I aim to please. Best wishes, :)

Yep :D

Yep, it's the order of the avi's or Yep that you were found out?

Yes I have your email addy but then you can't keep running from me...

Yep, it's the order of the avi's or Yep that you were found out?



Both :cool:




Yes I have your email addy but then you can't keep running from me...

I enjoy being chased ;)

M, you do know that chasing someone is only fun if eventually you catch them, right?

Slow down! ;)

I enjoy being chased ;)

Yes honey, but when you are being chased, occasionally you have to slow down a least a little so that the one pursuing you at least knows that she has a chance. Give me a bone (yes, there's a pun intended) ;)

M, you do know that chasing someone is only fun if eventually you catch them, right?

Slow down! ;)

The chase is also more fun if the catch isn't too easy :cool:

M, you do know that chasing someone is only fun if eventually you catch them, right?

Slow down! ;)

I see great minds think alike! :)

The chase is also more fun if the catch isn't too easy :cool:

You've got a point! ;)

Sigh... these telecom workers are the laziest lot I've ever seen. Here's a week that I was supposed to obtain the internet connection from home. We told them, they said Monday. Then, nothing on Monday!!

I hope I'm going to have that connection soon... :(

Hi M! Long time not seen!

Hi Unky! Yeah, they sure are taking their sweet time aren't they! They will take their time to get there, but don't ever take your time paying the bill! They will jump on that to disconnect it within a few hrs!

Hey Starbs! Well that's how they are... Mom's paid from 20th March to 20th April... with 2 weeks w/o that connection. Today my mom will (or has already) phone 'em and shout some more things in their ears... lol.

Well they can't charge you until it's hooked up and the service is working, so I guess now your mom has pd. From April 7th or whenever they show up, until May! That's crazy that you have to wait so long!

So how are you doing otherwise? :)

Fine! Thanks. Holidays are at last here! I'm at the library now... and bored...

Well bored isn't good. Sorry, I didn't see that you had answered!

You should have seen the tricks I taught Snickers lastnite. She's so smart! :)

Ah yes. I just remembered that you said that Noux was chasing you around?

Ah yes. I just remembered that you said that Noux was chasing you around?

Oh, haha! Well she thinks she's Mrs. Danny Gokey... but we all know that I am, and she's just delusional! Ohhh... I'm soooo going to get it for that! ::hiding::

Anyway, it's 3am Unky. I better get to bed! You have a good day. I hope the internet guys come soon! G'nite!

LOL! Where are you now little ducky?

Ok, I'm going home. Cya! :)

Oh, haha! Well she thinks she's Mrs. Danny Gokey...but we all know that I am, and she's just delusional! Ohhh...I'm soooo gonna get it for that! ::hiding::


You said you have both your feet, well not for much longer! :mad::p

::NM chases Ducky with a meat cleaver::

You said you have both your feet, well not for much longer! :mad::p

::NM chases Ducky with a meat cleaver::

::note to self:: don't get involved in any of the girl fights, they don't just involve pillows around here.

Good Morning, Everyone. :)

Mornin' Justy!

Starby is trying to move in on my man! :mad:
So I'm going to have t' show her who's boss so she'll stop spewing this nonsense all over AMHD!

::Goosefraba::
:p

Yeah, I heard about Danny... took me awhile to even know what the heck you two were fighting over.

As long as no one tries to make a move on my Tom Welling, I am all good ;)

Who the heck is Tom Welling? :confused:

Clark Kent from Smallville... honestly, the hottest man alive.

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Oh. ;)
He's definitely a cutie pie.
Guess I should've said SMAPO of Tom Wellington, lol

I like Danny Gokey because he has kind eyes. (Yeah, I'm a cornball).

Funny thing is he was just an average Joe who ended up playing the part of Clark Kent...
He is physically so in shape in a natural way. His eyes, his hair... YUMMY...
I am drooling now.

Calm down, it's the middle of the workday!

Hello everyone.

I have been having a few problems getting on the site the last two days. It was telling me that I was using the wrong password (nope - the same one) or something and then telling me to wait 15 minutes and try again... I did and it wouldn't.

Got on this time...

Hmmmmm? Maybe they are trying to tell me something? Ha ha.. :)

Lol hi stringer, yea the higher ups are installing new software so I've read I've had some timeing oiut problems but they seem to have stopped :)

Nah, Bear, it really was exclusive to Stringer...

::shhh, I love when he gets paranoid:: ;)

Nah, Bear, it really was exclusive to Stringer...

::shhh, I love when he gets paranoid:: ;)

Sorry justy can't be mean to stringer, its not in ma nature :)

sorry justy can't be mean to stringer, its not in ma nature :)

Ahhh, it's not mean.

I am NEVER mean.

<---- Always innocent. :D

But I do love when men have their boxers in a bunch. :eek:

Ahhh, it's not mean.

I am NEVER mean.

<---- Always innocent. :D

But I do love when men have their boxers in a bunch. :eek:

Lol I don't know what to say to that :D

How are you doing today Bear?

Still feeling a bit evil I see... :) (since the scary avi is still up)

Ahhh I'm not evil :)
I'm still looking for a new avi but I can't find anything that fits at the moment.
I'm OK thanks, how are you doing :)

I am doing well. Ready for the day to be over, but that isn't new.

Having a fun day of play at AMHD.

I am doing well. Ready for the day to be over, but that isn't new.

Having a fun day of play at AMHD.

Good to hear it :), I've just got some letters to finish and email then I can count this day as a good one :)

sorry justy can't be mean to stringer, its not in ma nature :)

It's OK Bear... I am saving up... no respect I guess... :)

I had trouble getting back on again...

Awwe, Stringer, I still lub you.

I mean no disrespect.

It's ok Bear...I am saving up....no respect I guess...:)

I had trouble getting back on again....

Saving up?

saving up?

Up for the challenge... Bear... :):rolleyes:

Awwe, Stringer, I still lub you.

I mean no disrespect.

I know sweety...

Yet, I still got the ding.

Well at least I am only at -1.

Up for the challenge....Bear....:):rolleyes:

Challenge :confused: you completely lost me are we taking part in a fitness run no one told me about?. I hope not :D

Stringer, hopes not too.

Stringer, hopes not too.

I think everybody hopes not :D

I am up for jello wrestling though. :D

I am up for jello wrestling though. :D

Deffinetly :D

Yet, I still got the ding.

Well at least I am only at -1.

"Ding"... please clarify... :):):):)

You know like the checkmarks they give in elementary school when you misbehave.

I got a ding. A note of misbehavior. I will be making it up to you Stringy. :D

Hey Stringer,
Hey Care Bear :D

Got busy with work for a minute, the nerve! :p

You know like the checkmarks they give in elementary school when you misbehave.

I got a ding. A note of misbehavior. I will be making it up to you Stringy. :D

Sorry if I was a bit forward before with the jelly wrestling :)

Hi NM

I look forward to it ;)

You name the time, place and flavor.

You know like the checkmarks they give in elementary school when you misbehave.

I got a ding. A note of misbehavior. I will be making it up to you Stringy. :D

Aaaaah Justy, sweety, I know that you care and are a good girl... heart of gold... :)

Hello NM.

I look forward to it ;)

You name the time, place and flavor.

Hmmmmm any favourites :D

sorry if i was a bit forward before with the jelly wrestling :)


You're really sorry? You're tooooo sweet! :rolleyes:

Anyhow, jello wrestling!- I want in too!

You're really sorry?! You're tooooo sweet! :rolleyes:

Anyhow, jello wrestling!- I want in too!

I thought you might :D

hmmmmm any favourites :D

I prefer cherry, then I don't mind if I lick it.

I prefer cherry, then I don't mind if I lick it.

Cherry it is then :D

Cya later guys and gals I'm off to go get ma tea :)
Laters

Later Care Bear ;)

By Honey Bear... I would think that makes you Pooh Bear.

Have a great night see you tomorrow.

Start picking up boxes of JELLO.

Aww and here I bought a load of cherry flavoured jello :(

So now I'm also a honey (pooh) care bear :o

No just my Pooh Bear

You are NM's Care Bear though.

Lol fair enough :D
Is your day over with yet justy, mine is :D

Sure just rub it in...

But think when you are heading off to work, I am still curled up in my bed... snug as a bug in a rug.

I have about two hours left and then I can run away... far, far away.

Work? What work... oh the joys of being a student on easter holidays :D

I do however have revision for exams and assignments to hand in which I bet your glad to see the back of :(

Yes, you can be two different kinds of bears- both are sweet though.

Now come give me a big bear hug ;)

work? what work....oh the joys of being a student on easter holidays :D

i do however have revision for exams and assignments to hand in which i bet your glad to see the back of :(

Wow, I am jealous all over now.

I loved being in school. Plus you are already home for the evening.

Getting me pumped for this JELLO wrestling.

Yes, you can be two different kinds of bears- both are sweet tho.

Now come give me a big bear hug ;)

Awww well since you asked so nicely
Hugs NM :)

Wow, I am jealous all over now.

I loved being in school. Plus you are already home for the evening.

Getting my pumped for this JELLO wrestling.

Well it wouldn't be fun if you went easy on me :D

well it wouldnt be fun if you went easy on me :D

That is very true.

I just planned on eating and licking a lot, guess it's more about the wrestling.

That is very true.

I just planned on eating and licking alot, guess it's more about the wrestling.

I'm gonne use that plan it sounds like a good one ;)

I think Bear should do the eating ;)

i think bear should do the eating ;)
Lol :D

Wait Bear, how old are you?

Wait Bear, how old are you??

Hahahahahahahah
Act first ask questions later

I'm 20 :D

hahahahahahahah
act first ask questions later

im 20 :D

Lol, that's been my problem all my life

I thought you were somewhere around that age but I have to be sure so I don't feel like a child predator. I still do a little bit, lol.

Lol, that's been my problem all my life

I thought you were somewhere around that age but I have to be sure so I don't feel like a child predator. I still do a little bit, lol.

Awww no worries NM its k just because I'm a little younger than you :)

How old are you if I'm not being rude :) ?

Oh I'm not worried about the age difference. :)
I'm 32

Hey I'm about to head home; I'll be on in a few though

Later Justy
Talk to you soon Care Bear

Oh I'm not worried about the age difference. :)
I'm 32

Hey I'm about to head home; I'll be on in a few though

Later Justy
Talk to you soon Care Bear

Cya later NM safe travels :)

Night NM.

Got to love a youngun. :)

Night NM.

Gotta love a youngun. :)

Awwww thanks :cool:

Hey, all of the threads tell me you are now legal... so I feel no shame. LOL.

Hey, all of the threads tell me you are now legal... so I feel no shame. LOL.

'you are now legal' I've been legal for a fair few years, so don't feel shame in fact I'm honoured justy :D

Just looking to be someone's boy toy ;)

Just looking to be someone's boy toy ;)

No, but that could be a good job for a while :D

Should we run an ad...

Boy toy for rent...

What are your qualifications?
What are your salary requirements?

Should we run an ad...

Boy toy for rent...

What are your qualifications?
What are your salary requirements?

Lol I'm all right for now :D thanks for trying though ill know who to go to if I need some advertising ;)

I was just trying to get your qualifications down, so I could make the call ;)

You don't have to go through any 3rd partys to contact me,you can talk straight to me justy ;)

hahahahahahahah
act first ask questions later

im 20 :D

Ha ha... you dodged that on Momsy... :)

I'm in the market for a new boy toy, mine is getting lippy, aren't you Sneezy dear? ;)

So Bear, what's the going rate for a boy toy of 20 years young?

I think we should have an auction! :)

There is an amber alert out right now in my town. A 5 1/2 month old baby was kidnapped from the passenger seat of his parents car. This is terrifying. Stuff like this doesn't happen here. Sydney is at a friends house, I'm getting a tummy ache over the fact that she's not here, safe by my side.

What is wrong with people? Who kidnaps a baby?

This happened at 3:30pm, it's now almost 5 pm. They have a description of the vehicle and a license plate number. I don't have a farking cell phone, so even if I did see the car while I was on the road, I couldn't call anyone about it.

I'm really upset about this. I know that some places have this happen daily, but not here! This is a safe town, or so I thought. :(

Who's here?
I'm back...
Alty?
Care Bear?

I'm here for a bit, got to go soon.

I'm taking Jared to Mc Donalds, then picking up Sydney from her friends house, all the while keeping my eyes open for a black dodge ram.

Life is hard NM, it sucks!

I got to take a pause and get Niko to bed; it's past his bedtime and he's whimpering at me dropping hints. He likes to be in bed @ 7:15 and it is now 7:28... Sigh.

Hi again guys and gals
Alty that's terrible news, you don't really believe it will happen to you until it hits closer to home, really hope they find the poor child :(

hi again guys and gals
alty thats terrible news, you dont realy believe it will happen to you until it hits closer to home, really hope they find the poor child :(

Yes, I agree Bear, Alty give Sydney a hug.

You may have heard some of these comparisons before but this one is pretty detailed:

>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>
>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>
>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>
>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>
>Now it gets really weird.
>
>Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>
>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>
>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>
>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>
>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>
>Now hang on to your seat.
>
>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>
>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
>warehouse.
>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
>theater.
>
>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>
>And here's the kicker...
>
>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week
>before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
>
>Creepy huh? Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

I see a lot of that in NC (unfortunately) ; guess a lot of crazies here so I'm really paranoid when it comes to my son. I never take my eyes off him when we're out.

That's very interesting Stringer

You may have heard some of these comparisons before but this one is pretty detailed:

>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>
>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>
>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>
>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>
>Now it gets really weird.
>
>Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>
>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>
>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>
>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>
>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>
>Now hang on to your seat.
>
>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>
>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
>warehouse.
>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
>theater.
>
>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>
>And here's the kicker...
>
>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week
>before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
>
>Creepy huh? Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

:eek: if that's all true that's a hell of a co-inky-dink

That's very interesting Stringer

Thank you ma'am.

:eek: if thats all true thats a hell of a co-inky-dink

Well Care Bear, you'll have to be the one to do the research! Let me know how it goes, lol

Well the election dates are right according to wiki so that's good enough for me, hmmm kind of a warning for the president elected in 2060 then isn't it.

Cya guys later I've had a fair few late nights recently and I need to sleep earlier :)
Laters

well the election dates are right according to wiki so thats good enough for me, hmmm kind of a warning for the president elected in 2060 then isnt it.

cya guys later ive had a fair few late nights recently and i need to sleep earlier :)
laters

Good night my friend, tomorrow... :)

Stringer

'Night Care Bear {{{HUGS}}}
::NM feels up Care Bear::

:D

Hi all, night Bear.

Stringer, interesting stuff, wow, that's weird.

Sydney's back home, big hugs where had. She's scared, heard about the kidnapping from her friends mom and now she wants to sleep with me tonight.

I hope that I'm not making her paranoid. I know all too well that bad things can happen to kids, heck I was one of them.

This is really bothering me. I was doing so well, taking many steps forwards, now I feel like I was pushed back to the beginning. :(

Sorry guys, just in a blah mood.

Whew;

Amber Alert cancelled as Alberta baby found (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2009/04/07/amber-alert.html?ref=rss)

Sounds like the baby was not the target, but the truck was and he just happened to be inside it. This wasn't in the original broadcast.

He's safe, found over an hour ago. Thank God!

That's great news and I'm sure the parents are ecstatic :)

What a relief... Thanks for updating Alty...

No problem. I'm sure the parents are beside themselves with joy. Just goes to show, never leave your baby in the car alone.

I'm relieved that it's not a kidnapper, just some stupid teen that thought stealing a car would be a thrill.

Still, it has me thinking, and they aren't good thoughts. Time to re-group, find my balance again, I know I can do it, I just didn't expect to have to do it. Wow, something so small can sure change your outlook on life.

Alty, M is peeking again...


Am not... ;)

Am not...................;)

Are too!

I can do this forever, you sure you want to start it? :D

Am not...................;)

I knew it! You look there, yet respond here
I saw you in the corner M, join us won't you... don't be shy ;)

Hey Joux!
I've missed you :)

Are too!



Well maybe a little... :cool:

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Well maybe a little...................:cool:


What are you hoping to see? We give you an eyeful every night
:rolleyes:

I see everything NM ;)

Well Guys, Have a great night.. I am off and going to try to get more then 2 hours sleep for a change.

Nighty night.

Missed you too Noux... :)

I know M, I'm asking why you peek in though... what are you hoping to see? I have things to show you... ;)

'Night-Night Joux,
Talk to you soon?

I know M, I'm asking why you peek in though... what are you hoping to see? I have things to show you... ;)


Just like to keep up with things , what you got to show me??

Just like to keep up with things , what you got to show me ???


I'll show you mine if you show me yours... :rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure I can teach this dog some new tricks... but we may have to go over some lessons over and over and over and over again. :D

You kids are bad, worse then me, I didn't think that was possible. ;)

NM, YBABGNGTMR! :)

You kids are bad, worse then me, I didn't think that was possible. ;)

NM, YBABGNGTMR! :)

"You've been a bad girl , now go to M's room"

"You've been a bad girl , now go to M's room"

Exactly! Sadly, after I wrote it I realized that I hadn't changed the initials of the original which states "you've been a bad girl now go to my room" which is not what I intended.

I'm sure NM got the message though. ;)

M, did you get the email I sent about the new bathing suit I ordered you? My personal fav is the sling ding. :)

"You've been a bad girl , now go to M's room"

I'm at the airport now! :D
Hope you're well rested M...

M, you better go home and get some rest right now, something tells me you'll need it! :)

M, did you get the email I sent about the new bathing suit I ordered you? My personal fav is the sling ding. :)


I did , not an email for males :eek:

I did , not an email for males :eek:

Sure it is, there are men in it. Lots of yummy men! Ahhhh, just thinking about it makes me purr. :)

I wrote on top of the email that you boys probably wouldn't like it, just showing you the competition. :)

So, you won't wear the sling ding? I think it would suit you. I'll order it for you in black and red. Okay? :cool:

I'm at the airport now! :D
Hope you're well rested M...

Oh oh... might need the Roadrunner again :eek:

Sure it is, there are men in it. Lots of yummy men! Ahhhh, just thinking about it makes me purr. :)

I wrote on top of the email that you boys probably wouldn't like it, just showing you the competition. :)

So, you won't wear the sling ding? I think it would suit you. I'll order it for you in black and red. Okay? :cool:

LOL... don't order one of those small one's though ;)

I might forward it on to NM , I'm sure she'd drool over it :p

Oh oh................might need the Roadrunner again :eek:

Nope you won't need the RR. Stay. Submit.

LOL...............don't order one of those small one's though ;)
I might forward it on to NM , I'm sure she'd drool over it :p

Are you saying that you need the extra large, or extra long? :cool:

Just tell me your measurements, I'll make sure it fits. Heck, if it doesn't I'll tailor it for you. Just make sure to stand still, I wouldn't want to prick you with a needle. :D

...I wouldn't want to prick you with a needle. :D

M, will you prick me with your needle?

Oops, wrong room? :eek:

I might forward it on to NM , I'm sure she'd drool over it :p

Told you M, I'm deeper than that. Mental is more attractive to me. :cool:

Told you M, I'm deeper than that. Mental is more attractive to me. :cool:

Says the girl that wants you to visit her down under and prick her with your needle! :D

Says the girl that wants you to visit her down under and prick her with your needle! :D

Handsome doesn't hurt but smart is SIZZLIN' :)

Handsome doesn't hurt but smart is SIZZLIN' :)

Smart, good sense of humor, yup, I prefer those to gorgeous any day. Of course the whole package is extra nice. :)

Whew;

Amber Alert cancelled as Alberta baby found (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2009/04/07/amber-alert.html?ref=rss)

Sounds like the baby was not the target, but the truck was and he just happened to be inside it. This wasn't in the original broadcast.

He's safe, found over an hour ago. Thank God!

Terrific Alty... God takes care of the innocent.

well maybe a little...................:cool:

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That is funeee m...

Hey stringer :)

Terrific Alty...God takes care of the innocent.

I can't tell you how glad I am that this had a happy ending. Thank God. I'm so glad that baby is at home with his mom and dad. I can only imagine how they must feel.

Hey Stringer :)

Hi guys...

I am too, anyone that has ever had a child immediately has fear grip their heart.

You know, this thread has become X-rated... now I know that you are going to defend yourselves... but it has... hee hee. :)

Hey Stringer :)

HI Momsy, I think that I like that better, more flavor...

X rated you say? It's not my fault Stringy, it's NM and M, hee, hee, that's fun to say.

I'm innocent, totally innocent. In fact, I'm just here to make sure they don't get out of control!

Yup, innocent! :)

You know, this thread has become X-rated...now I know that you are going to defend yourselves...but it has...hee hee. :)

I blame NM , she really gives Alty a run for her money LOL :rolleyes:

Off for a meeting guys , back soon.

X rated you say? It's not my fault Stringy, it's NM and M, hee, hee, that's fun to say.

I'm innocent, totally innocent. In fact, I'm just here to make sure they don't get out of control!

Yup, innocent! :)

Kind of like selling matches wile covered in lighter fluid...

Well, I just tested my blood for my diabetes reading... not good...

I blame NM , she really gives Alty a run for her money LOL :rolleyes:

Off for a meeting guys , back soon.

Does this mean I'm no longer the Queen of naughty? I don't like that.

NM, do not dethrone me!

Darnit, I'm going to have to up my game.

Well, I just tested my blood for my diabetes reading...not good...

Will you be okay Stringy? I don't like that. Take care of yourself dear, you're the only Stringy we've got.

Well, I just tested my blood for my diabetes reading...not good...

You better take care of yourself Stringy! That doesn't sound so good! :(

Well, I just tested my blood for my diabetes reading...not good...

So what happened? Now we're all worryin' about you... :(

I blame NM , she really gives Alty a run for her money LOL :rolleyes:

Off for a meeting guys , back soon.


Oh, so I'm the naughty one?
Ok. :p
Sorry String, hope we didn't burn your eyeballs, we tried to keep it tame but I'm incorrigible :(


Later M, thanks for giving me something to think about later... :D
Please greet me with a Kiss when you return... Mwah!

So what happened?? Now we're all worryin' about you... :(

It is high no doubt... but it is the average that counts. Although that has been higher too, I have a doctor's appointment this Thursday at 3:30 pm... we see. Stress also has a lot to do with it, I guess that I should also go take my blood pressure too. I will before I go to bed.

My worlds has been a little stressful lately...

But, ME MAN.....Me unbreakable, Me durable...me...tired. :rolleyes::):p

Oh, so I'm the naughty one?!
Ok. :p
Sorry String, hope we didn't burn your eyeballs, we tried to keep it tame but I'm incorrigible :(


Later M, thanks for giving me something to think about later... :D
Please greet me with a Kiss when you return... Mwah!

Nawww... no one individual is responsible for us all going to hell in a handbasket... nope. Too bad that we have documentation huh? :) :) :)

It is high no doubt...but it is the average that counts. Although that has been higher too, I have a doctor's appointment this Thursday at 3:30 pm...we see. Stress also has a lot to do with it, I guess that I should also go take my blood pressure too. I will before I go to bed.

My worlds has been a little stressful lately...

But, ME MAN.....Me unbreakable, Me durable...me...tired. :rolleyes::):p

You need vacation!! Be good young man, and get your rest! Don't make me come there!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/default/1015.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

You need vacation!! Be good young man, and get your rest! Don't make me come there!

A nakedededed.... duck showing up at my back door will only lower the reading...ha ha

But thank you hon, I know what I have to do (make funeral arrangements ha) but it's not easy with the business. I am responsible for the wellfare of over 235 people...

Just so you guys know, Marta is a blessing and she takes very good care of her man... but she is a little worried too, she insisted on going to the doctor with me this time.

Me tired too, String

Take care of yourself because otherwise the Ducky has no hope of survival...

Hey!! Don't you even joke about that Mr Stringman!

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By the way, we are taking prices for finishing our basement. We have over 2,000 open sq ft. We are thinking of making a closed off, mirrored fitness room, a home theater, a sports area with those old fashioned floor game machines and a nice pool table. Also a built in wet bar and kitchen along with a full washroom... If we do this, it should be nice, what do you think?

Gee... astonished... you guys really do care... wow! That's really nice to know, now back to being yourselves... K?

I'm thinking I'll book my plane ticket NOW! I'm not so sure about the mirrored fitness room... I might have to wear a blindfold or my hair would stand on end, and it would just be a really bad hair day! :p

Me tired too, String

Take care of yourself because otherwise the Ducky has no hope of survival...

Hmmmmm... I thought that it was my job to keep the duck under control, was I wrong, am I confused, is it all a lie?:rolleyes:

I'm thinking I'll book my plane ticket NOW!! I'm not so sure about the mirrored fitness room...I might have to wear a blindfold or my hair would stand on end, and it would just be a really bad hair day! :p

So, what do you really think..

Gee..................astonished.............you guys really do care.....wow! That's really nice to know, now back to being yourselves....K?

Did you ever really doubt that? Silly man! Of course we care! Don't you ever think otherwise, or we will have to lock you in your own cell! :p

Starbs we can't have your hair looking like my avi! :eek:

String that sounds like a wonderful idea, sans the mirrors. Yes of course we care about you, we're a little family and I'm thankful y'all adopted me.

As for the Duck, since you 2 are bound and tied, she'll need you if she plans to make it out alive; she's not bright enough to escape on her own, lol. And I'm slowly casting my spell on M so he won't help you. So we need you to stay alive so Ducky has a fightin' chance. Poor little web-footed critter...

::NM shakes head in pity::

But Peeps, I'm calling it a night, I have some dreams waiting on me.

Talk to you all tomorrow!

Night NM.

Stringy, you know we love you tons, absolutely adore you. If you don't know it, you do now!

Don't make me fly in for a visit and kick your butt young man. ::Alty shakes her finger::

On the phone with Dr. McSneeze, going to kick his arse in sudoku. It's so sad when he cries, really pathetic. I love it! :)

G'nite you crazy lady who wants to cut off my widdle feet! How am I 'spose to waddle that way? I like to waddle! Otherwise I would be a weeble! But at least weebles wooble but they don't fall down! :p

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-pets-animals/want-rabbits-have-babies-339044.html

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-pets-animals/want-rabbits-have-babies-339044.html

Read her other posts , she sounds like a pretty lonely girl :(

Read her other posts , she sounds like a pretty lonely girl :(

Okay, I didn't read her other posts. Now I feel bad. :(

I'll read them and respons accordingly. My bad. I must be punished. You want to do the honors M? :D

LOL... I am the Alty moderator , thanks alty you and starby did real good. I just felt sorry for her when I read her other posts.

See I do get around and I'm just a big softy at heart ;)

LOL...............I am the Alty moderator , thanks alty you and starby did real good. I just felt sorry for her when I read her other posts.

See I do get around and I'm just a big softy at heart ;)

We love your squishy heart M. :)

About my punishment, I'll take whatever you dish out. Oops, am I starting something again, or trying to finish something? ;)

On that note... :)

Night kids! :)

I am closing my day also... it was interesting, it was thought provoking, it was even financially beneficial, but most of all it was mostly spent with my friends here, that was the best part of the day... up to now... Alty, I am going upstairs again! Good night,

Stringer

Night stringer :)

Night John Boy, Night Jim Bob, Night Maryellen... hey wait... why am I still wide awake? Damn crickets!

Off to bed with you Duckula :)

Duckula... hahahahaha! But... but... I have to watch Letterman, or uhmm, Leno... or Jimmy... or Jimmy... or Craig... or the uhmm... infomercial for the new Ab trainer... yeah no... I don't really watch that... or re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond... or uhmmm... yeah okay... I'll just go see who I can tear apart and then appologize to! :p Beer me will you? :D

What Ma Walton doesn't get a beer? Just wait till you see your list of chores in the mornin Jim Bob! First on your list is giving Grandpa his sponge bath!

Duckula....hahahahaha!! But...but...I have to watch Letterman, or uhmm, Leno...or Jimmy...or Jimmy...or Craig....or the uhmm...infomercial for the new Ab trainer...yeah no...I don't really watch that....or re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond...or uhmmm....yeah okay....I'll just go see who I can tear apart and then appologize to! :p Beer me will ya? :D

That method can become addictive starby... how many ways can you say... 'I'm sorry.. ':)

I know, I am not in bed... those damn cigarettes... night now... it is almost 2:30 am and I have meetings tomorrow morning...

What Ma Walton doesn't get a beer? Just wait till ya see your list of chores in the mornin Jim Bob! First on your list is givin Grandpa his sponge bath!

:eek:

Hey there!! I just read the few posts after my last post, and I found that;


Hello everyone.

I have been having a few problems getting on the site the last two days. It was telling me that I was using the wrong password (nope - the same one) or something and then telling me to wait 15 minutes and try again...I did and it wouldn't.

Got on this time....

Hmmmmm? Maybe they are trying to tell me something? Ha ha..

I just had that at the library (I'm in there right now... that telecom has not yet given us that connection.. :(). Then, I switched computers, and I'm al last here... Apart from that... any news?

:eek:

Yep... every crack and crevice!

Hey there!!! I just read the few posts after my last post, and I found that;



I just had that at the library (i'm in there right now... that telecom has not yet given us that connection..:(). Then, I switched computers, and I'm al last here... Apart from that... any news?

Well, Jim Bob has to take Grandpa for his bath! Me and Alty were mean to a young girl, uhmmm, Joux and Noux were up to their crazy antics,. uhmmm... that's all I can remember! :p

Ok, thanks. I'm now more 'up to date' LOL. Hey I think there's another member on AMHD also called Choux, yes?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!. I'm sorry, give me a minute to compose myself!

What?? Did I make some... funny thing? LOL :p